Eugene Mirman - Secret Agent

[ScottMasson]

Ah...fucking genius. He's so good.



[NuggetPumpkin]

ilu eugene ♥

[jespsoh]

bóxing, kickbóxing CLAW!!!

[JoeyDaytona]

the soy milk... lulzy

[ehsteve231]

Eugene Mirman was placed in special needs as a child because he was so clever that he seemed retarded. Now that's a pro.

[Foolhollow]

"I can speak fluently in over one language, poorly in another, and almost not at all in a fourth." - Eugene Mirman

[LoveaaSharaau179]

hihí_åñy_gùYs_wÁnt_tÕ_chat_wIt­h_mË

[weezarrgh]

Eugene: Shhhhhhh.

Translation: Shhhhhhh.

[monstersarelikethat]

Great talent

[suguspjr]

impressive

[RukiaBlue]

WTF, Eugene! Get outta my car!

[amnesiacsmuzak]

shhhhhhh... mi casa es su coche...

[gothgod1233]

your going to get your head kicked in with my fists

[terrybrass]

126 people's power is the Disappointing Blowjob.

[thatonedrunk]

i laughed so hard i hurt myself. this guy is brilliant.

[LucidDream]

"...disappointing blowjob..."

[KyUx2]

The gravity of 100 saturns.

[camellover85]

CLAW!!!

[amnesiacsmuzak]

...did he say something racist? *BAM!*

[stinkomanfan]

Fuck you, Uegene Mirman for being so funny!

I started crying with laughter after he said "I'm gonna make you cum fear"

[TheSeltsamOne]

Did anybody else try to punch the screen when he said to?

[hoppaphant]

some parts were pretty weird but a lot was funny

[galaxyrock]

Boaxing.

[nnjprin]

i just stole your face -lol-

[MrBeefcake2150]

hahahahahahaha best video ever.

[mnyfrsh]

Did he just wake and bake and decide to make a video?

If so I insist he continue.

[UsefulDinosaur]

"I can kill a dog in 6 ways. 5 of them are throwing missiles at it."

[slayer179]

"special agent kick you so hard in the dick you will come fear"

[iamneek]

Well obviously you're fluent in Russian, haha

[thedelever]

Eugene Mirman is simply hilarious. Definitely check out his website.

[cm2dude]

I Just stole your face...

[godzillakillas]

"special agent your fucking dead"

[MooIAmMe]

Bo-xing! Kick bo-xing!

[sucramnipp]

lol

[koolsactor]

hahahahaahhaa....you make me laugh man...F.B.I is looking for you..don't worry....you act like crazy..stop this video man....

[MooIAmMe]

SPECIAL AGENT YOU'RE FUCKING GONNA GET YOUR HEAD KICKED IN WITH MY FUCKING SUPER AWESOME FISTS

He's absolutely brilliant.

[johnnythesailorman]

im gonna kick you so hard in the dick your gonna cum fear

[GinoZump]

@johnnythesailorman yeah I know, I just saw it..

[maloufy]

I'm trained in over 85 fighting techniques: Karate, boaxing, kick boaxing, Taekwondo.......claw..........­...............disappointing blow job...............and of course: drunk racist distractioning

[GuitarW00t]

HILARIOUS RUSSIAN, HAHA

[SgtPepperII7]

" I just Stole your Face!!"

[KurtsABCs]

Ok if you get more then 4 thumbs down you should kill your self...eugene mirmen is HILARIOUS

[s1rrah]

"I just stole your face!" LMFAO! It's like a visual SubGenius Rant!

[MichikoHayami]

"who wants to know? i dunno, how about special agent, you're-fucking-gonna-get your head... kicked in with uhmy fucking... super awesome...fists."

LMAO x'D

[keytronic]

"And of course, drunk racist distractionator"

hahaha fucking genius

[blinkabandon182]

LMAO

im gonna kcik your dick so hard your gonna cum fear

[latviski]

MAN. GOOD RUSSIAN. Almost no accent

[denhelderman]

apparantly eugene was born in russia (for real) so that might explain it :)

[TheRomans]

this guy is my fav comedian

[DroogMonkey]

agreed. hes so random and wacky. i love the reply he has to the myspace band.

[Asillytractor]

i know 6 ways to kill a dog and 5 of them are throwing missiles at it! fucking great

[crapplejamn1]

i'm gunna kick you so hard in the dick you're gunna cum fear

that is the quoute of our time.

[ctuliebs]

I'm gonna kick you in the face with my fucking awesome fists!

[Kirleyhair]

i choked on a cookie when i heard that

[OverlordJake]

Disappointing blow job is the best... well really the worse.

[olskool29]

KIKE! see it??? wahahahaha

[Poodlerock]

ooh is that the landlord from CONCHORDS??!!!! =D

[tragictravisty]

yes indeed

[trueMH2playa333]

drunk racist distractioning and politically correct assasins

[MuhammadAli09]

LOL

[unsetelex]

I see he is a master of the deadly art of the disappointing blowjob.

[trollcommander]

I became a member here only to tell you that this video is AWESOME!...Fantastic!

Its like watching something and then make it better!

Its like Snoop Dogg raping in Polish and the switching to English only to switch it back to Polish.....AWESOME! Oooh GOD, Its like a war you are winning a million times over!

I´m Swedish so backoff you! I like music!

(Audio Preview is AWESOME too goddamn!!!! Youtube ROCKS, good god!!!! Oooh ooooooh!)

[ninaswims317]

...disappointing blowjobs...

[urhere44]

disappointing blowjob!

[MrPbodii]

Silk Soy Milk.

This Man Is An Actual Genius

[etspawn12]

Special Agent: Kick Ass!

[SLLAHrocks]

i was born and trained in a spinning underwater room with the gravity of a hundred saturns

[hirohiro]

I JUST STOLE YOUR FACE.

[FireHawk152]

My cheese is red . . .

[motoxracer433]

"I can hit you so hard with my butt that you will forget your favorite film"

hahaha this guys awesome

[mrwes77]

This is great

[albitross1992]

i love this guy

[RamoneTalarico]

ill kick you in the head with my fists" LMFAO

[hryone]

ganz gut

[tfinvold]

dude Eugene's hilarious, he does need a show, I'd sit and watch every episode.

[randomjunglist]

he does. look up his name on super deluxe. it's so random and funny!

[monixbox]

eugene play the landlord on flight of the conchords

[ninopinoy]

throw the rocket's nobody like dogs. moi fromage rouge.

[tbagginjones]

some one give this guy a show

[bigguitarguy]

true dat. i would watch it for sure

[randomjunglist]

look him up at super deluxe. it's so random :)

[TehCheezBurgrz]

@tbagginjones ahaha agreed.

[54spiritedwill54]

this is the funniest video i've ever seen ever.

[osoqiktsi]

DRUNK RACIST DISTRACTIONING!...Kike! lol

[phoneunlisted]

BOAXING

I FUCKING LOL'D

[kristeenloveset]

specil agent your fucking dead!

[xHortx]

"Shhhh...my house is your car"

[curlyboyx]

the "cum fear" part was fuking great!

[LuisBusca]

Disapointing Blowjob!

[noddy440]

"I can kill a dog in six ways...five of them are throwing missiles at it" LEDGENDARY!!!!

[MrJack89]

My house is your car.

[courtneyhotlanta]

uh he's hot

[soundsoflove20]

Eugene Mirman has had sex with more women than chuck norris! Yup...I just went there!

[Mendigando]

jjjupishh.. I just stoled your face! jashdkasjaskjasjk lmao

[terrymanolitsis]

hahahahaha i just stole your face.

[laura003003]

some of it is really funny

[SweetSubstrate]

disappointing blowjob!! XD

good one, eugene.

[mase15]

amazing. . .

[devo793]

this video is just so stupid hes just talking so stupid

[poisonice69]

why you so smart

[sliderz83]

omg this guy is priceless. i love him

[PsiKnife]

lmao "My name is Eugene, my cheese is red. Shhhhh" lol

[devo3579]

this video is not anything its bad

[SnickersAndPretzels]

gewar input you un-accepting fuck.

[konkelberryfinn]

even if he's a comedian, he just seems so stupid. Some lines are fun.

[Xtremebyrd2k6]

ive seen him live at a cake concert

[brianeharmonjr]

I had no idea "dissapointing blow job" was a martial art. That is hilarious.

[shemhamforash999]

Do these people not realize that he is a comedian? Lighten the fuck up.

[AlecGabrielUNT]

It's funny people fight in these comment spaces.. don't cum fear folks.. dont cum... fear....

[progoods]

stupid guy

[Cerriitos]

HO MAIGAD

[guitarfan00000000]

i just stole your face HAHAHA

[Ulfar22]

Boaxing...KICKboaxing...

[jacksfilms]

"Needless to say, it is a HUGE risk to make love to me...

...but women still do it."

[caliberracer]

go the dissapionting blow job

[blrn]

this is the funniest video i've ever seen ever. ever. EVER!

[princesstamika]

LOL!

[Tristamus]

Wow man =D Do you goto my school? You are funny as hell =D You commented on my video of Mr Sullivan, my sociology teacher, remember?

[tastedsoblues]

eugene mirman is funnier than three dicks on fire!

[threechordme]

there is nothing funny about spontaneous penile explosions

[iLuvMrNapkins]

shut it eugene mirman is freeaaaking hirrarious.

[GiraffeVest]

LMFAO

[selectselect]

stupid moron....get a life

[lurpjewul]

is this guy smoking weed or what?

[Elfdaughter]

OK, at 00.25, I got so bored I turned it off.

[lfgalbraith]

then spent 25 more seconds to write this comment that nobody cares about!

[Elfdaughter]

Actually, the ratings and comments that people give videos are taken into account. Hopefully by the people who make the videos so they know how far they have to improve.

[lfgalbraith]

Can't argue with that logic :)

[gammovies]

But your comment is still worthless, seeing as how the creator of this video doesn't have to improve at all. He's made me laugh quite a lot, and I'm much smarter than you!

[Elfdaughter]

Yes dear. You keep telling yourself that. I just have a much better developed sense of humour. Read some Terry Pratchett. That is comedy - that man really knows how to twist the English language.

[gammovies]

No, I have a much better developed sense of humor than you! Here's a joke that I can get, and you can't.

Why did two chickens cross the farm? Anti-gravity!

Please don't try to figure it out.

[Elfdaughter]

Oh, I get it, I just don't find it funny. There's no point in replying to this comment, as I shall not be replying to yours - I no longer wish to lower myself to your purile level. Look it up in a dictionary.

[gammovies]

There's as much point in replying to it as there is to any of the comments and replies we've made. No, you don't get it. Trust me. Just put your brain to rest.

Goodbye.

[BMac121]

haha wow. does it get lonely up there on your pedastal? don't be so arrogant and pompous. Nobody is impressed by your use of words that you could easily have looked up in a thesaurus.

[gammovies]

Yes, it does.

[Kwalinmcjee]

oh i see... she's ugly

[riproar11]

Chickens dream of a world where nobody questions their motive to cross a road...As for listening to Eugene Mirman I'll take the death option. Emo Phillips schools this guy period!

[fasteddyuk]

that's because you're stupid.

[brudzchy]

lol, he says boxing in a very funny way.

[lfgalbraith]

The french line at the end is so damn hilarious

[Blindedbythelight]

Hes a jew, thats obvious

[mannydavies85]

lmao

[80porsiempre]

Well, I guess he was reallyyyyyyy bored when he decided to record this piece of trash...

[rietanakafan]

That was...Interesting...0_0...

[cryptoron]

LMAO

This comment is funnier than the video!!!!

[Pelopulpo]

Yeah... Your french is so good.... Agent Special Mirman !

[theone860428]

this is so ben stiller style!!!

[skipv001]

lmao, that's a good video

[thedelever]

Yo this is great Love the video.

[cryptoron]

He must have been doing her doggeystyle to cut that into her back! LMAO

[Kmendoza7]

"My House is Your Car" LOLz that shiit is hekka funny

[trankgrappa]

big fun. I laughed a lot here, thanks :-)

[ronaldolvr]

Don't read this, please!

In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos

[bobshockville]

In an official FBI response: "We can verify this man's existence, but cannot confirm nor deny that he is, or is not, indeed a secret agent. We can verify that he has worked in conjunction with the NSA in field operations in more than one instance, occasioning actual bodily harm to fat people, for the betterment of Canada."

[Doomessenger4654]

Great. "My cheese is red"

[viper909909]

not funny go burn in a fire

[ltimur]

hehe funny with all the JJs (Jewy Jokes...)

[8o8PridE]

since when da hell did saturn have gravity!?!?

when did this happen and why didnt n e 1 tell me?!

x[

[Deathby]

Its always had gravity dumbass. Every physical and non physical body in the universe has gravity.

[BeyondTheArc]

Earthacademy: Hes American

[ABlackbirdOnline]

funny stuff! well done.

[wetsons]

You Suck you Ugly Fuck

[lastcanard]

this is pretty funny...not the material.... but there is just something funny about watching "the ordinary guy" rambling on video. Eugene..you go man! I hope you realize how dead pan funny you come across...kep it up

[naruto687showdown]

SHUT UP liar!he is no secret agent!

[Tolae]

mwahahaha

[lov3lylia5]

im really good at disappointing blow job...

[smellysockforyou]

I JUSTS TOLE YOUR FACE

[Keefdafeef]

dude ure funnuy

[beugnen]

oh god, I thought one Woody Allen was bad enough - this must be his love child

[haywoodd]

This guy seems to be a good writer, but everything else: acting, directing, cinematography, sucks.

[nubman]

that was funny

[MrAvenged]

riight wtf this is rubbish!

[Samhains]

HAHAHA!! that was funny...I see that the agency doesnt pay well..as the betamatic video recorder is a dead give away.. :) funny video, so funny it shines through on the poor tape.

[Tschamie]

he is very the best...

[bakka86]

your gonna cum fear hahahahaha lmfao!!

[AgentOrange2]

Seriously, that line is funnier than shit.

[bakka86]

yeah it funkin is!!