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  • so this is kinda funny, but very informational...

  • Awkward for me. I had a dyslexic moment and thought he was talking about Robert Pattinson. I thought he was having a joke when he showed the picture. And i only realised he wasnt talking about Rob, When he was sewing up the doll... :/

  • hold down 0 he looks scared!!!

  • Press 8 lots lol!!!!

  • Thumbs Up if this video gave you the urge to suddenly run to Wal-Mart to buy iron-on transfer paper for your printer.

  • hahahahah funny

  • Jw: are you really an atheist?

  • uh monkey yay

  • Do you Need SPEACIAL paper to do this ? xD

  • Hahaha! I love it! I'm actually going to be covering this same topic (not the Pat Robertson part) in my next show. My favorite part was you stuffing him with money.

  • 5:25 to 5:18 cuddlez

  • "there ya go patty you like that"

  • THIS GUY IS EPIC

  • The fawk? I live in Vegas and bad shit happens all the damn time. I didn't really read much of the arguements below but just stating that 0.o

  • um sorry..... hes kinda not wrong. and Voodoo is a waist of time and is a load of bullshit. haven't you noticed that the most deadliest earthquake happened in china... well everything happens for a reason. and if they did end up "making a deal with the devil" they i can totally understand why that earthquake happened. *bring on the hate comments* because guess what, I'm not racist. in face I am african American. and I'm not afraid to stand up for what i believe in.

  • @koolgirl594 In face?

    So China & Haiti are being punished by God? China's economy is doing amazingly well, kicking the shit out of the Western Nations. God got a hand in that too? Why would God show such favor toward the US when we treat our gays with increasing dignity, take prayer out of school and put evolutionary biology in, and to paraphrase comedian Trevor Hill, why doesn't he mess with Vegas? Prostitution, gambling, alcohol, but no earthquakes or tornadoes? Heh, go figure. Bad aim?

  • @klfly

    were in the bible dose it say gambling or alcohol is bad? oh thats right! it dosnt. thats why no disasters really happen there. haa haa glad we cleared that up :) and you should really learn a bit about the way china runes. killing baby's isn't nothing to be proud of... but hey. if murder is right in your eyes then I'm not here to judge.

  • @koolgirl594 Silly person, I never once said anything good or bad about China or how it runes (runes?).

    Ephesians 5:18 "And do not get drunk with wine, for that is debauchery, but be filled with the Spirit," One of many such references.

    As for the gambling, Christ preached that worldly possessions were to be shunned, that one should get rid of all their material possessions and dedicate themselves to preaching the gospel. Gambling is an attempt to get MORE, even if the result is the opposite.

  • @koolgirl594 I notice you chose to leave out the prostitution so prominent in Vegas and legal in nearby communities. Nice to pick and choose to support your argument. I don't know why I even bothered to respond to someone who thinks earthquakes are less plate tectonics, as we know them to be, and more supernatural, as primitive people thought them to be. Have fun in your cave. I'm done.

  • @klfly

    plate tectonics is simply a cover up that god has created for all you non belivers :) and picking 2 out of your 3 simply proves there is less bad and more good.

    and your only done because i can overpower you, so goodbye ;)

  • @koolgirl594 Holy fuck. People believe this shit? Oh. My. (Excuse the pun) God!

  • I find it very interesting how all of the religious zealots have the absolute worst written language abilities.

    You'll get half sentence phonetic mumbling about a thought that they can't manage to put successfully into words and then a perfectly written bible quotation to answer all wrongs in their arguments.

    It's like stumbling into an 17th century village setting in a bad 80's movie. Truly horrifying.

    Lets make a connection and point at them, hooray!

  • lol aww the baby is cute

  • Urm Ok :) Will i hate that old man but :D can we use it on some one els ??? Like a Enemy & do i have to print the picture ? or could it just be a taken picture ? and if i print it dose it have to a have color ? &nd can i make it more bigger so i can stab it More :D

  • well the US did warn haiti about what could happen but they did nouthing so it was their falt im making a voodoo doll of you lol

  • You remind me of Ray Ramono. lol

  • Aww look at the cutty baby! :D (Just wondering) Are you gonna raise him atheist or let him follow hes own path that he chooses? :)

  • @PukeZombies I will have no choice but to let her believe what she believes. I will teach her scientific method and critical thinking and I will involve her in good deeds and hope that she learns compassion and kindness.

  • Haha you're so funny!!

    At first I roughy you said Robert pat but this person is a great example if a voodoo doll. Lmao

  • wait a minute....athiest church?

  • That's SO cool! Maybe you can help out us Dungeon Masters as well. Any helpful tips on how to make a Pat Robertson D&D miniature? What could be more frightening than running into Pat Robertson in the middle of dark, dank dungeon?  You know, good ol' Pat LOVES Dungeons & Dragons too! :-D

  • i dare u to put a pink pin

  • Ur so funny u remind me of Jim carry

  • At the start I gad a heart attack

  • i want a voodoo doll of my mom dad and sister and tourture the hell out of them

  • haha i likeee you

  • @1o2serena What a moronic comment. No, I mean Pat Robertson whose name is in the title and whose image is in the video. Run along now.

  • Yeah you wanna eat his head? I understand.

  • You've balded since last time I saw you, and you teeth got different and you got a baby. A CUTE BABY !!!!!

  • omg ur so funny, god bless you. hey maybe patty there made a deal with satan :D

  • I wish Voo doo Dolls work when your a christian Cuz I wanna make someone Go all over the place and I can fly :D

  • What the hell is a Pat Robertson? Make a Pope voodoo doll! :D

  • żal ^^

    idź pajacu do roboty a nie głupoty w głowie ^^

  • @jamagic007 On ma robote i zarabia lepiej od ciebie.

    Translating for you, Keith: this douche here is telling you to get a job. And that this is a waste of time. Funny what moronic catholics from Poland who are condemned by ol'Pat just like any other "false christian" will do - write a condemning comment in a language that the poster of the video can't understand. Go you and your fucking courage.

  • @mornmeril

    Szczerze wątpię ^^

  • your going to hell!! - Pat Roberston

  • u didnt bless it it dosent work if u dont bless it by a voodoo priest

  • @ydocydoc12 That is true. It doesn't work if you do either.

  • lmao "There you go Patty.. You like that don't you?"

    Hmm.. I might be able to use this with OTHER pictures.. xDD

  • You've got to do Banana Man and Crocoduck boy some time.

  • @antibunker I have done a banana man video.

  • @klfly Sorry for the late response. You have? I have to check this out !

  • just want to make a DOLL TO HURT NOT TO HARM PEOPLE :(

  • Is that meant as a compliment or an insult?

  • hahaha...XD

    i love you man!!!!...

  • THANKS! :D

  • were the f*** did you get that photo?!?!?!?!?!

  • I made it by putting a clown (Pat Robertson) together with a picture of a guy in a clown suit.

  • GOD DAMN IT!!!

    I was trying to make my Pat Robertson Voodoo doll and when I got to the step and "stop and play with your baby" I realized....

    I HAVE NO BABY!

    FUCK! (recognizing cuss week) How am I going to finish my Pat Robertson Voodoo doll now?

    Looks like I've got to go and convince the wife to have another kid...

    BRB.

  • Better birth control is a good idea.

  • I wish I had thought of this. The doll looks amazing. Kudos to you Keith, I am going to make one this weekend.

  • This is the fucking best. <3 this guy.

  • just go kill yourself already...

  • @XxXEmoXxXSceneXxX Wow... You didn't spell "sucks", "Haiti", or "your" correctly. And you're gonna call him stupid?

  • i dont particularly believe that voodoo dolls work bt they are a great stress releasing tools!!

    great vid!!!!

  • I love it lol

  • If god sent a lighting bolt down on Pat Robertson's house, I would believe there really is a truly just god out there.

  • it hasn't happened yet... so there in lies the answer after all... there is no god

  • Nice family project. You can teach kids how to spot an azzhole while you're at it.

  • Wonderful! Thanks!

    The people who killed Jesus did nothing compared to what Pat Robertson has done to alienate people all over the world against the messenger of love and peace.

  • If I knew where to get this wonderful transfer paper nearby, I'd go and make my own Pat Robertson. Alas, my dog will have to do without.

  • I LOVE the part about it being tempting to cut his head off!! Too true.

  • awesome

  • Also the media doesn't understand the culture / religion (Voodoo*) of Haiti, it is one of celebrating family and good will (not necessarily selflessly giving) to those around you; and the rule that what you do to others will eventually come around to you. Personally I think they are trying to relate it to Katrina & Rita

    * Voodoo means spirit/soul in English.

  • Thought I should say this.

    Even though my grandparents and great-grandparents were forced to leave Haiti, lost most of what they owned during the Haitian Revolts that is in the past and who did that arent the people living in Haiti today. I believe that they do deserve help.

  • For us who don't believe in vodoo.. how can we smite Pat Robertson?

  • @IAmBackHaHa - I agree, your comments are immature and catty. Good call.

  • How very eloquent. Parents, please, keep your children off the internet, or at least teach them to form a proper sentence.

  • Nobody needs a troll like you in this channel

  • @ApesAreNowCallPeople So much ignorance and hypocrisy in this poorly written comment.

  • good stuff sir!

  • I especially love how your baby was eating him at the end. lol

  • HA HA HA!!! LOL!!! - Thanks for the Tip... I think I'll tape the Robertson doll's mouth shut to help stop him from making an abject moron of himself. lol

  • Problem is, voodoo doesn't have voodoo dolls, except for healing.

    QI FTW

  • @Ravrahn Yes, I was aware of that when I made the video. See the details...

  • It's a shame, really, isn't it...

  • Hilarious

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  • Awesome! I want to make one of Ray Comfort!

  • You should let your dog hump his ear hole.

  • Don't let your child become too attached to an image of Pat Robertson.

  • What's wrong with the kid getting attached? Especially when he's being sucked on and covered in baby drool! lol

  • I would be too worried that he'd have an emotional attachment to that image...then if he ever sees old Pat Robertson clips, he'll believe every word.

  • Ah... yeah,,, I see your point.

  • Quick! Give the voodoo doll aids!!!

  • #79 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy

    #82 - Top Favorited (Today) - Comedy

    #35 - Top Rated (Today) - Comedy :D

  • Bravo.

  • At the heart of all things credulous lies a pat robertson. May the world rid itself of this nonsense quickly.

  • only non belivers of the faith crusify like they did jesus. we trully are living in the ..... never mind. but.. their will be earthquakes in dirvse places.. ohh yes ...they made a deal in africa too........... its called old folk tale's.

  • Excellent, as usual! Too bad voodoo doesn't work, wait, I take that back.

  • YES, STAB HIM IN THE MONEY!

    Where it hurts him most!

  • haha i love it, pat is an asshole XD

  • Years of teen movies have taught me that in order for a voodoo doll to work a part of the person is needed.

  • @MunkenDrunkey And now we have a mission. :)

  • @klfly  the money you stuffed was his heart soo...

    mission accomplished!

  • Pretty ironic that you use a voodoo doll to poke fun at Pat Robertson, given the fact that Voodoo believers (many Haitians) would say that this earthquake was caused by a loa (lower deity or spirit) and not by natural causes.

  • @wimvandenberghe Yes many people have backwards, superstitious beliefs. What opens Pat to my ridicule is that he holds a position of power and influence within the culture that I am most directly a part of. There is a line in this video that mocks belief in voodoo though.

  • @klfly

    I caught that one. ;-)

    And I also think it's great that Pat Robertson is finally being criticised from all sides. :-) Even Father Jonathan Morris on Fox News called his remarks "stupid".

  • Epiiiiic.

  • Ooh, artsy. :D

    Maxine is adorable, I'm glad you show her to us.

  • That's fucking awesome.

  • lol!

  • This video is hilarious! You've done it again klfly

  • The title alone made me lol.

  • nooooo not me hundred dollars!

  • Lol, I ♥ Atheist Church.

  • you wanna eat his head? I understand. bwhaha!

  • You are hilarious!!! Thank you for posting this-- brilliant!

  • Babies are so fucking adorable!

    "Yell at him!"

    That's hilarious. Love your vids. Hate Pat Robertson.

  • the baby noms pat's head how cute

  • Did You use "mirror image" before printing???

  • Nope. No need since there was no text.

  • SUPERB!

  • i found my new pin cushion!!!!!

  • Pat's head has been up his own ass for so long you may not want your baby putting it in her mouth.

  • pat robertson already made one of these himself. He keeps it in a tupperware in the bottom shelf of his fridge, thats why he managed to get so old, and such an cold hearted asshole

  • Could very well be a first. A practical magic how-to on an atheist channel.

  • hahahahhah very funny, instant subscriber!

  • hahaha nice one :D

  • So good I've gotta watch this again XD

  • LOVE THIS! Go YOU!

  • That's actually a wonderful idea for a pin cushion. Screw the damn tomato, who better to poke full of holes than Pat Robertson?

  • Wow, definitely an entertaining video. Inspires me to make my own! lol

  • Stab the groin!

    Anyway, I wish I could donate. To young... :(

  • Me too. :(

  • Damm that's funny funny. Thanks. <3 ^___^

  • I love the doll!

  • Love the ending! Even Babies know Pat's a tool

  • Tip to kifly-- make sure to take your Pat voodoo doll wherever he can sit with "dark" people. He'll love that.

  • Awesome! I love the part about hoping the effects start working right away as you were ironing it. LOL

  • Loved you video.

    I donated in Canada as the Candian governement will match my donation $ for $ (up to $100 million). I don't know if that works for Americans. I'm Canadian.

  • "tough titties, devil folk"

    great video! you r00l.:p

  • Wait. What substance did you use for stuffing? What is Pat full of, again?

  • Voodoo dolls on eBay!!!

  • I don't hate Pat Robertson; I pity him. No one wants to be pitied.

    Aside, I'm pissed that the cxnt has my sir name. Pat Robertson - you cxnt - you give our name, er, a bad name, 'r something. And junk.

  • cool

  • Hehehe I love this!

  • My physics professor made fun of Pat Robertson on Friday.

    And I loved this video! I needed that good laugh and good idea.

  • And the final, damning verdict was given...

    ...by the baby.

    S : -

    PS supercutie babieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

    (I do apologise, I had to get that out of my system, what can I say, I'm a sucker fo' chubby cheeks)

  • Holy crap! Have you seen the news? Pat Robertson is in the hospital. They said he was impaled or something, that his head keeps getting all wet for no reason!

  • Your baby girl is so darn cute! I just love babies with fat cheeks and was glad when I had one of my own. :-)

    May Pat Robertson forever feel the drool running down his forehead and into his eyes! Rotten bastard!!

  • Maybe they will cancel The 700 Club now. Ha.

  • "we're going to cuddle" lol

  • You need to make a video exclusively of all the different and creative ways you can 'use' your Pat Robertson voodoo doll.

  • 4:00 "so i'm almost done stuffing Pat Robertson" wow never thought you'd say that in your lifetime right?

  • This made me laugh, thanks!

  • atheist witchcraft! Muhahahahaha!!! :P Evangelists must go nuts right now!

  • How about turning him into a pencil topper.

    That's one way to get him "in the end."

    But, who knows, maybe he'll actually get pleasured by proxy.

    lol

  • haha awesome...i hate that bastard

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