Maury: TOP 10 PATERNITY TESTS! - #5 (2008)

[mikemicas]

coming here from ep.604 from how i met your mother!

[PeachesLeigh]

fuck this crap abort the son of a whore bitch

[DLorso]

jesus, what kind of shit do you watch in america?

[ShadowGundam1989]

I thought people was to get married first then have kids not the other way around but i can understand if your with somebody that all ready has kids.

[charismaticace]

"And the best part is we're getting married..." And our child is what, like fifteen by now? My God, that is so fucking tacky.

[khaos654]

so she cheats on him but she gives him a second chance for him leaving her I mean why else would they do a dna test shes a whore wow people r fuckin stupid

[darthspeaks]

Made me cry. :)

[wayneakrid]

these kinda episodes prove women r stupid dirty whores, these cunts dont deserve the attention guys give them after all the shit they buy for them and everything else, fuckin sluts

[DamnSure18]

@wayneakrid I guess you should start disowning your mother or every female in your family. Don't make such a stupid generalize statement about women you douche bag.

[GreezyN199a]

LOL Maury`s probably like "Fuck i don`t wanna go".

[TigerCutz]

at the end he is like

" fk why did i get invited, i dont want to go to a retards wedding" lmao

[IIDownt0wnII]

OMG I m crying so happu hard..excellent I have 2 unclaimed boys that..need their dad togive in and love them...........

[Taja548]

White men always take care of their kids no matter what.I wonder if Maury actually went to the wedding!

[Taja548]

That baby is so adorable.I kind of want to adopt a white baby now.

[TheFadedddd]

Maury claps hands, and thinks Fuck!

[TheAMGLover]

being scared can happen , i had a friend who also ran off..luckily all of his friends helped him out, like it should and they are still a happy family over the years ...

[nugget182]

LOVE A HAPPY ENDING

[reymatt76]

I bet that kid will be riding the short bus to school just like his aunt and uncle, I mean, his mom and dad. Oh well, same thing probably in this case...

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@reymatt76

Flashbacks from your own past? LOL

Oh, did they hurt you, Forrest?

[reymatt76]

@ChannelBelongs2Scott No, I'm satan's spawn. I do't actually have parents. I just hatched in a lab soewhere.

[mrsbieber4eva911]

that's so sweet!!!

[DrQwerty487]

It's funny how the women get pissed when they find out the guy isn't the baby's father.

[sydthemusicjunkie]

ok, so you find out your wife or gf is pregnant and immedietly accuse them of cheating, then if this show says "hey guess what? your are the dad!" then he wants back in his kids life? id be fucking pissed as hell!

[jnoronhas]

Gotta love white trash america.

[sagal54]

i dont care what anyone says but i think maury is sexy :)

[skaggsy]

this is the stupidest and most useless show ever produced - full of big mouth sluts who can't keep their legs closed, cowards and a sea full of fake tears - shows just how hard up America is for real tv shows . . .this Maury clown is the saddest 'talk show" host ever . . .what a farce!

[reymatt76]

@skaggsy OK, and the reason you are watching this is because...?

[erikisawesome08]

Maury was lke FUCKKK!!! at the end hahaha

[TableWolfMusic]

Hold on a minute. There's still a crucial detail everybody seems to be missing here... There is only ever one medical reason for a paternity test, i.e. ambiguity of who the father is. And so how does that happen? Gross. Think about that for a moment. What a bunch of sheep that nobody points that out.

[2DaCheapChimp]

Yea, I like happy endings where the child has more of a fighting chance in this world of hard-knoks

[FeroX32]

at the end.. oh fuck..

[teeheexxx1]

u dont see asians on here dont ya?

[TLJAWSIMIB]

@teeheexxx1 WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?.

[LackadaisicalE]

@teeheexxx1 Were missing out! Bring in the dragon wifes, the spoiled lone sons, the adulterous fathers and kept mistresses!

[AasinApples]

white people are boring on maury.

[TLJAWSIMIB]

@AasinApples SO!?.

[mujinnokoya]

It's cuz white men are more responsible than colored folk.

[supaflylob]

This isnt funny! there are not twists in it or secret baby daddies

[SuperXPabloX]

This show is so fucking ghetto ahahaha

[xxcobhcdrxx]

2:02 LOOL he's like. Oh fuck this. I don't wanna go to no fucking wedding.

[Kirwina]

cute baby

[theycalledmebob]

amazing ending :')

[miraeja]

maury doesnt look too happy at the end

[RimlandThesis]

fucking white people!

[NobiscumDeus1]

@RimlandThesis Damn rascist.

[keishipsy]

@NobiscumDeus1 lol every1s a lil racist its sorta a safety precaution sumtimes example if ur walkin down a bad neighborhood and you see a few black guys (im black too) walkin towards you and its late at night and they look menacing would u not avoid them? :3

[NobiscumDeus1]

@keishipsy In fact, if I see anyone. lol I am a little schizophrenic when it comes walking around alone at night. :P

[lawnsausages]

@keishipsy Chris Rock: Black People vs. Niggers: "I see some black people looking at me: “Man, why you got to say that? It ain't us, it's the media. The media has distorted our image to make us look bad.” Please, cut the shit. When I go to the ATM at night, I ain't looking over my shoulder for the media. I'm looking for niggers!" I think he's brilliant and brave.He keeps us all honest; blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, pygmy eskimos, it doesn't matter (my one time use of the N word okd by CR)

[lawnsausages]

@keishipsy Damn it, I screwed up pygmy Eskimos isn't PC anymore it's now 'Little Inuit People'

[MrJuventino1987]

@RimlandThesis

Let's judge people for their thoughts, not the color of their skin.

[yellowtaxi11]

Maury: Remember folks always spay and neuter your pets!

[AzureTape12]

@PorMiTimidez So true man. I'm white if i heard "You are not the father"Hell i'd do a fucking backflip and start breakdancin' Best news you can get xD

[m109r67]

@PorMiTimidez No niggers act like a bunch of monkeys

[Fanatic2020]

Anybody else notice how the white people on the show are almost always more civilized than the blacks? =/

[britrob24]

@Fanatic2020

Anyone else notice biased racist assholes who think they need to spread their idiocy as if the people on this show aren't bad enough?

All kinds of people on here prove to be obnoxious, ghetto, and loud.... white, black or anything else.

Dumbass.

[Fanatic2020]

@britrob24 its not remotely biased, it is just an observation, yes white or black people can be ghetto, low class, etc. I'm just seeing more blacks than whites on here, alot more blacks....

[hapbeyguano]

itsbecause they were not trashy people maury usually has..no hoodrats here

[nholt]

Shoud have used a condom.

[Missybc96]

i wonder if maury did go 2 da wedding?

[dexterholland94]

Wow, This one was great! Good luck and Michael Jr is sooo adprable... how can you not love that kid?! I see why they both do..

[reyshakquit]

AWESOME

[cute9112]

Sweeter:/

[Executus300]

I'm guessing Maury didn't show up to the wedding.

[DaCatOnTop]

Nicole looks like a fucking druggie

[hhhhdd4]

Maury is a disgusting piece of human shit that exploits vulnerable people for ratings. The worst part of it is that his show masquerades as "helping people" and pretends it's better than the rest of the gutter talk shows. It's now. Fuck you, Maury, you slimeball.

[Paladin1warrior]

@hhhhdd4 Hey! Our taxes pay for these degenerates. The very less the could do is entertain us.

[Meghanna]

@hhhhdd4 He may be scum, but he gives a good show! And it's not really all his fault. These people choose to offer themselves up as cannon fodder for the media.

[thefreeflowification]

@hhhhdd4 He provides a public service to ghetto people and white trash with all those paternity tests they would never be able to afford.

[Shadywolf09]

That woman looks like a man

[MadisonMiaProduction]

you know he ain't going to that wedding.

[XxEvE1986xX]

gerentee he didnt go to the weeding

[jsdrummer91]

hahaha...i would have laughed if he wasnt the father

[MattJust33]

That dislike bar is smaller than [insert every joke here] what soulless person would dislike this

[PfhUkJiu101]

gay

[Snaavelstopic]

It was hard for me to keep my eyes dry.. and i'm a boy!

[dafatboy101]

Is that fluffy talks

[FUwogs]

the exit door to this show should lead to a wood chiper and a pac of wolves!

[matt90108]

At the end he's like "Aww shit a wedding?!" Fuck that!

[reyshakquit]

@matt90108 I wanna stay playing world of warcraft 

[Rushanna62]

hes not going.

[gnortznitz]

awful

[idonotwastenames]

atleast in this ending everybody is happy

[JUSTbeltiful]

Finally, a happy ending on the Maury show :)

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

@JUSTbeltiful

Exactly! Probably the first Maury DNA guest I felt sorry for. I hope they're getting along nowadays! LOL

[amles92]

naaa thats soo cute

[Renew3D]

This show is 100% scripted.

[dobermangrl]

AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWW!!!!!!

[elvaelvirababe]

pfft, like Maury's going.

[TLJAWSIMIB]

@elvaelvirababe WHERE!?./

[elvaelvirababe]

@TLJAWSIMIB LOL, at the wedding.

[TLJAWSIMIB]

@elvaelvirababe COOL

[YoIAmPhone]

CONGRATULATIONS

THIS STORY IS HAPPY END

[silvermaiden99]

Wow, this made me cry!

[usaTrini]

GREAT ENDING!!! 

[leverymerica]

i wonder if maury actually goes to the weddings and parties that the guests invite him to.

[gokemon2]

@leverymerica was about to write the same thing

[PinkGamera]

@leverymerica Of course he goes there! He probably finds half his guest at these people's weddings. I'm pretty sure he just collects stories from drunk relatives he then later calls up to the show to see the drama unfold. I'm also pretty damn sure he disguises himself as a black woman and goes to clubs to find half of these people.

[DeltaPhi79]

Specifically because of the ending, I wish this was #1.

[dominoeangel]

The guy is strong to admit he has done wrong.

> Good man for coming back

[chimakara16]

this is just pathetic, what did Maury do to help? all he did was read the results and told the audience what was going on

I think the geneticist who identified the dad as the father should be the guest of honor at their wedding.

[meowsha]

well, he did let them on their show and pay for the test...

[kpsrox]

@chimakara16 well hes the own who owns the show, and if it wasn't for him, he wouldn't have the show and they wouldn't find out if he was the dad or not.

[chimakara16]

@kpsrox but they could have just went to a paternity testing center, either way they would have had to pay for something

[RELMTROE]

ARE THERE ANy 2010 ONES?

[billjesusgates]

if these were black people, the woman would be dancing.

[boostmeup]

lol u just had to take it there

[last1000]

thats racist but......

[kelly101433]

i hate it when guys say no matter what the result is ill still be there for that baby then i watch the update the guy the women is not with the guy he leaves i kinda laugh but thats messed up

[Tulsy4Life]

That baby is so cute (:

[shakazooloo2222]

wow, one of these actually turned out kinda nice.

[nirvanachika87]

I can't believe this, he didn't trust her and she took him back. Fuck that. I can't be with someone that doesn't trust me.

[japanman104]

If I was Maury I would have passed on that!

[boredstudent]

I used to watch Maury. this one was different because he seemed like a nice guy who knew he made a mistake and wanted to man up to it

[MountAthos]

wow this is awesome ending, people sometimes can fix mistakes and do the right thing. I wish them luck

[Lovemiihataz]

i cant even make out the words he was saying until the last part bout being the father

[FriedRooster]

I would never forgive him for denying my baby, let alone marry him.

[xXxTuttaXxX]

if a dude denies my baby i'll get a DNA test to prove he is the father then i'll burn that that DNA result paper shove up his anus while its burning!

[Sweet2006JESUS]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TKnHappyNess]

And if he's not the father?

[xXxTuttaXxX]

then i'll apologize :/

but i wont sleep around .. so he should be the father ..

[FriedRooster]

And who'd want to marry your ugly pedophile ass?

[FriedRooster]

And before you run your nasty mouth again, find out what the term "whore" means.

You were hitting on me since I was 14, that makes you a pedophile.

[FriedRooster]

Whatever XD

[garrobito007]

@FriedRooster whoore

[brizzlestick]

@FriedRooster huh?

[vortex747]

LOL yeah

[loufriboucheful]

It depends if you had given him in the past a reason not to trust you

[TheOneTheOnlyBatman]

Good for them.

[101Frenchkisses7]

Now here's your cookie.

[sthanwey]

haha thank you

:D