Red Dwarf Theme (New)

[Orcabro95]

i wish i can watch Red Dawrf right now but fucking netfilx being smeg heads put them on discs >:(

[fredlburrows]

@Orcabro95

I just found that out the other day as well. Such a shame, netflix does that to everything worth watching on the instant queue. First it was Goodfellas, now Red Dwarf.

[whimsicalsnivy42]

iam tahka dahl of the great vindaloovian empire

[floncer]

Best series ever! No matter how old it is, it´s never old for me

[ChromaAurora]

Rimmer: Step up to red alert

Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb

That never gets old to me, and countless other gems of Red Dwarf quips

[squeakyXD1]

smmmmeeeeeg heeeeeaaaaad.. dam my programing

[joesheepy]

Rimmer: if you put these back, I'll show you how to get all the fish you want.

Cat: wait, 3 fish?

Rimmer: yes, 3 fish.

Cat: I'll be rich!

Rimmer: hooray..

Cat: wait.... five fish?

Rimmer: yes, five fish!

Cat: FIVE FISH!

[Greg93x]

Cat: "Okay. I say let's get into the jet-powered rocket pants and junior birdman the hell out of here!"

Kryten: "An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants."

[TheGrotesqueReality]

This is either a clip of Red Dwarf theme or a SMEGHEAD counter; the dislikes!

[TheWanderingShadow]

It's between that or my own personal favorite which is the 'Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. One minor drawback, the abbreviation is Clitoris ;)

[canyousmellicansmell]

Good Job there's no cops around they don't like it when your Rat arsed!

[funnyface6363]

lol 2 those 7 peeps that dont like this "your all smegheads"

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

Kryten: Well Space Corp Directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crewmember must give up his life in order that the living crewmembers might survive.

Rimmer: Yes but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly: 'no chance you metal bastard'.

[papplemanger2]

7 people didn't want to be Dwayne Dibley

[KrikenKing]

Always thought this sounded Christmassy.

[funnyface6363]

@KrikenKing omg same 2 me it kinda sound like theres christmas bells in the background :D

[h0usesparr0w]

@KrikenKing yeah same here, from 0:37 onwards

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

For the love of God, don't let Rimmer near Better Than Life. He'll make it worse.

[TheSamAndrewEvans]

Rimmer: Go onto red alert.

Kryten: Are you sue sir, it doe means changing the bulb.

[bluejeckett]

er all very nice but theres nothing new about it

[guymysterio177]

thumps up if ur still whaching this in 2011

[mojododo85]

They took Mr Rimmer. Sir they took Mr Rimmer!

Quick let's get outta here before they bring him back!

[eckesg2]

Fish! Today's fish is trout ala creme. Enjoy your meal Fish! Today's fish is trout ala creme. Enjoy your meal Fish! Today's fish is trout ala creme. Enjoy your meal Fish! Today's fish is trout ala creme. Enjoy your meal Fish! Today's fish is trout ala creme. Enjoy your meal Fish! Today's fish is trout ala creme. Enjoy your meal I will...

[jakemanfa]

7 People are Gelf.

[t3subde]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,

In Soviet Russia, Poem writes YOU!

[guymysterio177]

im still wach this at 2011 :]

[MrakoplasNU8]

Yeah!

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

For the love fuck BBC do a Red Dwarf/Dr. Who cross over.

[Geokful]

Is this a comment?

No its a chicken.

[LeoArctica]

WE'RE FINISHED!!!

Stop yelling man we gotta think our way out of this!

*Evil growl*

WE'RE FINISHED!!!

[DannyCBrennan]

Duane Dibbly?

[1dannyrob]

Can't wait for new series next year

[tjevo9]

It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that.

[OutlawRebel117]

Rimmer: As prisoners of war I invoke the All Nations agreement article #39436175880932/B.

Kryten: 39436175880932/B? 'All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space'?

[AlphaHub]

"go to brown alert"

"but there is no brown alert"

" You wont be saying that in a minute"

[TheJacob98]

I'm gonna eat you little fishy!

[AlphaHub]

@TheJacob98 cause i like little fish!

[tommocko1997]

"What should we do with them Mr Flibbles?"

(Whispers)

"(Gasps) We can't possibly do that. You would clean up the mess?"

One of the best episodes ever!

[GameMusicCompiIation]

Check out my Full TV Version.

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[MEGAJASONGUY08]

It's not a bar room brawl... it's a bar room cleanup!

[1337BleachFan]

@MEGAJASONGUY08 UNRUMBLE!

[stevek3636]

'Smoke me a kipper!'

[rightattheunicorn]

@stevek3636 stoke me a clipper

[UnderweightPanda]

Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas. Something like that.

[bcurr2k8]

"ding dong another great idea from the people who brought you beeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr milkshakes" :D confidence and paranoia ftw :)

[aarond2lod]

*Lister reluctantly eats dog food*

''URRRGGHHH, now i know why dogs lick their testicles, it's to get rid of the taste!''

one of my personal favourite quotes :D i bought series 1-8 boxset from play(dot)com for £22.50, working my way through them again now, classic comedy xD

[logom0]

LOL Rimmer World XD

[frankensersh]

FISH!

[Iainofthemeteor]

7 officers with false teeth attempted oral sex on the anti-gravity deck.

[SCRuffeyfan]

You want ketchup? With LOBSTER? I can't believe it. I SIMPLY CANNOT - (boom)

[evrbody]

Ah. Smug Mode.

Welp, I can't hang around here saving YOUR necks all day. Better go get a start on that ironing.

[Carnage1235]

"I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy *walks up to bar*........ Dry white wine and Perrier, please ".

[PkerWhomerang]

"They've taken Mister Rimmer! They've taken Mister Rimmer!"

"Quick let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

<3 RED DWARF <3

[BlueIce7BGB]

Gezpacho soup!

*dies*

[ellloydy9]

At least mr lister's guitar survived intact.

Not even mr lister's guitar survived intact

[iknowsomethingudont]

anyone who doesn't like this song will be hunted down by Mr.Flibbles

[MrFlibbles42]

@iknowsomethingudont

Yes I will hunt them down and use my hex-vision on them!

[EddieTheFishReturns]

"Ah, so you're a WAFFLE man!"

[ironhidewatson]

Cat: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Kryten: But, sir, we lost Mr. Rimmer.

Cat: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

[ChromaAurora]

"Two hours W.O.O"

"W.O.O?"

"With. Out. Oxygen"

[xDrakengardx]

Personally... the only other thing apart from this program that kept me sane... was the relationship i shared with my collection of singing potatos... :S

[iamafish400]

Best theme tune ever for the best TV programme ever.

"An IQ of 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water"

[KiranTaker270]

Rimmer: ALPHABETTY! SPAGHETTI!

[EmilyluvsMCRx]

love ittttt :D

[KingRaven101]

used to have this as my ringtone

[Ristar640]

"Mr Flibbles very cross"

[Dregkar]

''And a milkshake please'' ''what flavor?'' ''ummmmmm beer'' Long live red dwarf!

[DeerShit01]

Yay! Red Dwarf RULEZ!

About 10 yrs ago, this funny series are onaired in Japan,

and I enjoyed it very much :-)

[1991starman]

red dwarf is the fuckin funniest comedy so dumb but yet so clever long live red dwarf

[hikaruechizen]

totally aseome

[tonyharrison4]

red dwarf rules

[Aldrahill]

Man, I really do think the old one is better :[

Random addition of Kryten and a change in Hollys :[

Still awesome, though :]

[Vaderrhyss]

WERE DID YOU GET THIS!!!!

[jezzpopp]

its not a bar room brawl its a bar room tidy unrumble!

[kiely456]

smoke me a kipper..i'll be back for breakfast lmao

[msunami]

*ahem*

"LIE MODE"

Red Dwarf is NOT the best comedy on the planet! There are Gelf on Galapados-3 who could make a better program!

And Rimmer is definitely not a smeg-head!

"EXIT LIE MODE"

[Alexanderzzzzon]

@ msunami

Your programing does not deliver.

[tonyharrison4]

@msunami lol you said it

[GTAIVFan17]

@msunami Oh! I'm realy geting the hang of this Lie mode thing!

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@msunami

yes but rimmer directive 171 states...no chance you metal bastard

[JoeMudd123]

@msunami Hook, line, sinker, rod, and copy of angling times, sir!

[XsNiPeRPi3z]

@msunami Beautiful... Simply beautiful

[jeminifox]

Fav episode Quote -

Its a bar room fight!, UNRUMBLE! *throws beer in face*

Guess which :)

Loooved this series since it first aired <3

[Geth7777]

Backwards.

Nice!!

[jeminifox]

10 points! kerching! :)

[bated321]

It's not a bar room brawl, it's a bar room tidy :D

[PerfectH]

What? No more curries?!

[darkreaper547]

dwain dibly?!?!?!

[OttoGrainer27]

Not Dwain Dibly!

[Trek001]

...and one tripple thick condim - you never know!

[spaceninja8]

TELEPHONE MONEY

[CJCartoons]

I love how the guitar sounds in this theme tune - it sounds kinda 'rogue' against the tune lol

[kermitfry1]

smegin awesome

[AnthonyPetros]

Y-Yes Sir...A 4000 Series...

[Ryan094]

"All in all, 100% successful trip."

"But sir, we lost Mr Rimmer."

"All in all, 100% successful trip."

[shuboy05]

Sir, it's an obscene phone call....

it's for you.

[SaintJimmy2000]

'I say we get out there, and twat it!'

-polymorph

[allison1119]

Oh smeg!

[doggieshit23]

the best theme ever =)

[danissontheman]

i love red dwarf it is awsome

[fordpop07]

"Kryten step us up to red alert!"

"Sir are you sure? It does mean changing the bulb..."

[baelzabub]

LOLOL

[georgeowain]

@fordpop07 Even Daleks found that gag funny.

[evilegg288]

@fordpop07 "THere's always some excuse, isn't there?!"

[ironhidewatson]

@fordpop07 "theres always an excuse isnt there?"

[jmmypaddy]

@fordpop07 that is the best line from the show

[saltypepper350]

Red dwarf isn 't to me the best comedys.

It is the best

[rustyrf]

One of the best comedys out there.

[matty9896]

"I haven't permed my leg hairs in a week!"

"You perm your leg hairs?"

"Only as an aid to the natural curl."

Classic

[ishouldplayzelda]

"cat?"

"yeah?"

"do you think Wilma Flintstone is sexy?"

[thevanillabear93]

"This is crazy, why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?"

"Your right, this is an insane conversation"

"She'll never leave Fred and we know it"

LOL Classic

[EmilyluvsMCRx]

lol classic =)

[mrhempell]

i love this one

[counternub40]

omg i just realised i only have 24 hours to get ready!!!!!

[OMewBlazeO]

long live the Cat!

[picijola]

the best series i've ever seen

aoooooow!

[counternub40]

i love this theme

[fordpop07]

"Given that the universe is infinate and that time is infinate....would you like any toast?"

[RussianInfection]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[elixaristhedragon]

Oh so you're a waffle man!

[Seathicle]

I prefered this one than teh old one :D and i meant to say 'teh' not the

[07stothersc]

just remember, " Uncle Arnie's gonna fry you alive with his heat vision"

[megashorts]

It was "Hex vision" but yeah, that was hilarious :-)

[connorlat]

and it also back to earth aswell

[legoboyABC]

Catchy.

[drzak182]

Cook me a kipper , i'll be back for breakfast !

[ridwantgnd]

it's smoke me a kipper

[GrimDiamond]

lol just thought the exact same thing, i think i watch red dwarf too much xD

[blackparader222]

Stoke me a clipper, ill be back for christmas; this was when Rimmer became Ace Rimmer; What a guy ^^

[connor550]

stoke me a clipper, i'll be back for christmas. thats arnie's version haha

[Scribe4444]

Good ol' Iron-balls

[simoncascada]

what the name of the red dwarf song

[bocherrini]

Hasn't got a name. It was written specifically for the program, so I would assume just "Red Dwarf theme tune"

[XxPinkPrincessxX456]

everone i know this guy he lives over the road from me he lik barbie wtf come on show some respcet coz its crap im on mi sister acount but hes called zack who made this so good its crap zack its crap

[EmoMusicTree]

"so you telling me you want to go on your magic carpet to the king of the potateo people and pleed for your freedom, and your telling me your completley sane,i think that survices for 2 hours of W.O.O

"whats W.O.O"

"you had to ask?"

"with..out...oxygen!"

[myyyman]

Can't remember episode, but funny quote:

Rimmer: *Can't remember, says order or something*

Kryten: Sir, that command could be executed in binary code as : 1100111,1110111100001,100110.

^_^

[karelhamsa]

That is original theme of Red Dwarf. NO remix.

[stevethrottle]

"Step up to red alert."

"Sir, are you absolutely sure? it does mean changing the bulb."

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

That Line Was Epic!

[ghostofgeek]

"How long have we got?"

"Just a few seconds"

"How long before impact?"

"Just a few seconds."

[moonducky92]

Best theme tune EVER.

[BlackPoisonxX]

haha memories use to watch this when I was like 9

[Dynamo12X4]

alll 3 were awsome

[clawsandfangs2]

i could swim in my own tears!

[sharki12]

I Cried Bcoz They Got Shot ): And Coz It Was Sad That Its Neva Agen ):

[Beechmiester90]

Lol dont worry they didnt really die ;)

[ShaunMan92]

last one was tonight

omg dispointed like ufkc

[clawsandfangs2]

yo i watched it I actually cried!

[abbielovesjonas19]

me too :S

[thewilloffire08]

ive already made arrangments w/ other fans 2 c teh new 1s

[wolfboy69]

i am pls that Red Dwarf is back on uk tv it about time it was back after a very long break

[NintendoFan2009]

Yeah I can't wait! I also can't believe i'm going to be out when it airs! Never mind - I'm Sky+ing it!

[DylanVanilla]

Samee ;)

[Darkwind0]

Oh hoh hoh, I was lucky. Me and my parents went off to France - we stayed in a hotel.  Good thing is that there was Dave in the hotel. Thank god!

[weedall85]

so there wont be a live one?

[AtrumSerenus]

nope, they scrapped the live show so they could include the third episode ( there were originally only going to be 2 episodes)

[KingKoopa91]

BEST SMEGIN THEME EVER ;)

[GothicAnimeAngel]

I miss red dwarf

[le3mo13]

There bringing out a new series april 10th

[JacobbPi]

I thought they were just specials

[damgirl69]

is it a series of a 3part special

[oiyoufatty]

they say four special episode's are coming out in the uk 1 and 2 are when they come back to earth and the rest is like they scout the planet for stufff but it could be like the book when they used continents as dumps

[Dub1987]

There will be two new special episodes and two documentary specials (making of, interviews etc).

These are due to air April 10th (Easter weekend).

[Dub1987]

Just found out there will actually be THREE new special episodes! My mistake!

[weedall85]

one of the specials will be live

[SpykeMX]

Not anymore.

It's just 3 specials.

[Akirajay38]

Amen to that brother!

[oiyoufatty]

i'm only 11 and i love this stuff do you have any info on were to get some merchandise

[GothicAnimeAngel]

Merchandise now would be probably best found on Ebay or Amazon now...if you don't have any of the DVDs then best place is HMV where I got mine :)

[oiyoufatty]

thx mate

[elixaristhedragon]

OR WHSMITHS

[randothepally]

BEST THEME EVER! :)