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  • Anal scan? I don't remember that part xD

  • Foamy should run for congress...we wouldn't censor the internet...he doesn't even censor himself! Because he's the lord and Master of everything. All hail Foamy.

  • I, personally, love online shopping because I am incredibly anti-social and hate practically everyone within a 50 mile radius. But, despite this, I agree with every one of Foamy's points.

  • Maybe the people who are waiting in lines to buy $175 shoes at Foot Locker today should watch this.

  • why did he say randomly "Black Friday is racist"

  • On a different note...

    Amazon does that "add to cart to see sale price" thing because manufacturers force them to when the price Amazon is charging is lower than the manufacturer's "minimum advertised price"

  • @artistwithouttalent A lot of sites do that. For example, Crutchfield.(They sell all things electronic, but are pretty expensive.)

  • Anyone else own the CD with this track?

  • "black friday is racist!" hahaha

  • I dont get black friday, wtf is it? i dont think we have it in Sweden.

  • @videocritic2463 It's the friday after Thanksgiving where stores have huge christmas sales

  • foamy1is2my3lord4and5master6

    28 characters, and the obligatory numbers :P

  • You edit your spam filter Foamy so i will not delete email right away.

  • Black Friday could actually be taken racially. Black Friday could be a day where they lower their prices so much that even the really poor black people can buy them.

    And before anyone says anything, I'm black.

  • @Thund3rDrag0n12 lol if you weren't, you would get soooo much shit for that :D

  • @LiesBehindMirrors Well unlike some people, I'm racially tolerant and even if I wasn't black, I would still have no racism behind what I said. So hooray for non-racism :D

  • @Thund3rDrag0n12 WOO!!! YAY FOR NON-RACIST PEOPLE!!! :D

  • @Thund3rDrag0n12 It's from the phrase "In the black" which means you're profiting. I'm afraid I must be a bitch here, but not everything that has the word black in it is fucking racist.

  • @renoloverxoxo I know what the "black" in Black Friday means. I was just taking it from the perspective of a racist to show that someone really fucked up could think of Black Friday like that.

    BTW, I'm not a racist.

  • @Thund3rDrag0n12 Your black Friday send me to a ads about meeting black Singles today. I hate the new youtube.

  • @Thund3rDrag0n12 I wasn't going to say anything. but okay I'm black too.

  • And speaking of Black Friday....

  • okay is there a way to get rid of these fucking ads on the side of the youtube page????

  • "INTO CARRTT.... FUCK YOU!" lol

  • epic

  • fucking foamy gotta love him

    foamy for president2012

  • Fun fact: this was done with a real foamy plush toy on the dvd version i know too much......

  • @zero20cv Nope. You should be commended for buying the DVDs and giving J.I.M. money.

  • @jaredofmo i know but he Should upload TexasHoldem that one was funny

  • Black Friday is raciest! Haha! What happened to White Friday?

  • @PMRNYM really? thats kick ass

  • @PMRNYM where's Injun Tuesday?

  • What is annoying is that, unless you're the kind that gets all this cosmetic crap, when you order things like make-up or diet pills and you want to cancel your payment. They keep sending it.

    Even if you called them to cancel it, they still send things to you. To me, that's just bullcrap...

  • I hate all credit cards, whether in store or in general... I work at a grocery stoe and we just now started to check ID's for credit cards cuz of identity theft , and last night was the worst, I asked this man if I could see his ID and he went on a full on rampage, blaming me for our sandwiches making him sick and bitching about how he cant trust me for anything.. I'm a cashier, not in deli.. Why cant we just go back to cash? it was so much easier then!

  • I hardly shop online at all because I don't have a credit card. I mostly go to a store in person and wait in lines to get something for myself or a gift to someone during the Holiday Season.

  • I work in a furniture store and we have that "in store credit card" bullshit. We have to ask every single customer if they want to save 10% by signing up. All we usually get is pissed off looks. And I don't blame them. Why would I want another credit card that only works for 1 store when I ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING CREDIT CARD!!! 10% off 1 purchase is not worth all that online bullshit and credit hassle. My managers hates it, I hate it, we all hate it.

    Stop it corporations.

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  • "black friday is racist" XD fkn genious

  • I'd rather wait in lines

  • when he said roping i thought he said groping.

  • aFTER THIS im going to watch pom thumbs up if u misread

  • the thing i hate about shopping online bein in canada is that #1 it costs more plus with the shipping #2 the shipping takes longer to come in then it does for ameirca #3 STUPIED CUSTOMS!!!!!

  • It is a bi*** aint it.

  • With hotels and plane tickets, the main reason they won't show you the price - or the name of the actual hotel or airline - without a commitment is because to reveal it before purchase could conceivably drive all listed prices down. The rate they're giving you is unpublished because they're only offering those rates for nights or flights where they happen to have too much space available, and they want to sell them without having to lower their prices permanently. It's odd, but understandable.

  • add top caaaaart. FUCK YOU!

  • I eat cream cheese when I watch Foamy.

  • Black Friday is racist! LOL

  • I feel like he WANTED us to start a arguement about Black Friday at the end LOL XD

  • buy this item with this item and save 5 dollars *holds up four fingers*

  • Lol f*ck the 10%

  • this is so fucking real an everyone knows it! there is no reason this should not be top video on YouLube!!.... yes explanation marks ^_^

  • anal scane ???????????

  • 4-6 weeks? What site are you shopping on? I normally get my crap in, like, a week.

  • @snorlax42 3 days even lol. i think this was from a long time ago. I remember it taking forever to get shit.

  • @snorlax42 Some sites get alot of orders a day and they can only keep up with so many things. :) Such as eBay.

  • how did they do those awesome antimations?! :D

  • @Italiangurls01 Adobe Flash.

  • BLACK FRIDAY IS RACIST!

  • wait, if he just listed all of the reasons why he dislikes online shopping, why did he say he likes online shopping in the begining?

  • They should just skip the pretense and charge 20 bucks to shop in the first place.

  • XD i like the last line. but it IS annoying online..i still havent goten a package and its been a YEAR.

  • @AkatsukiLoverX3 DAMN dude, did you call them?!

  • @777AfroThunda Yes and they said they would send it right away! But still..no package. -.-

  • I agree with Foamy. Shopping online and returning items you don't want is really frustrating and annoying. That's why I stick with supermarkets and malls.

  • I will never buy cloths online,,,,,,They never fit me!!

    I once got stuck in a shirt in a store, and no I am not fat..I used to ride horses so I have large shoulder muscles.

    This is why I never buy cloths online!

  • @equarg Befriend a tailor. All problems solved

  • @RockinRockusMiddle

    Already have done that...very useful!

  • hate return'n shit.

  • Foamy,

    Early try to realize that there is no spoon... err, your shopping cart is just a virtual list on a server somewhere. It's not like your placing items on a conveyor belt. And as I know you like pissing people off, just remember as your racking up thousands of dollars in snack food staples, your eating up their server resources. Which for a small mom and pop shop could be their old 386 machine.

    Signed, Your lord and master of Jedi snark ways.

    ObieWanCoyote

    P.S. Dishrag! =p

  • I couldn't agree more. Some stores are like that, and I don't know why. And I don't want to know why!

  • 28 characters?

    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxfuck

  • @LoneSWarrior better password thelordandmasterfoamyisawesome

    

  • @LoneSWarrior i approve this coment

  • anal scan...? what...

  • I bought a pair of boots that were my size. I try them on, small as fuck. Tried to return them but like Foamy said, too painful. So now I have a pair of $80 boots I can't even wear....

  • i'll just keep the f***in twinkies

  • thank god that theres no anal scan

  • ...yet he doesn't mention high prices (wtf is up with the Foamy hoodie being 40 f*cking dollars?! ;A; T_T I will save my money for Foamy.)

  • @AwesomeGirl113 Supply and demand is a bitch, isn't it?

  • 38 ppl are online shopper bastards.

  • yep, pay a bunch of money to create an account you'll only use once. makes sense to me :D

  • Thats why I only shop at Killmusick :P

  • anal scan? XDDDDDD

  • Well online shopping gave me the last unused Left 4 Dead 2 baseball bat code in the world, so that's why you gotta love online shopping.

  • While I was watching this, I was shopping online....XD

  • paying for the twinkies 40 years after your dead

    so basically how long it takes for the twinke to work its way through your system

  • And..that's why I rarely do shopping online << Up until now.. just once ^^' And that's because good costumes take too much time to make and money still, and there are no actual good ones of the ones I'm in, in regular stores, not even halloween ones =.=

  • Anal scan xD xD

  • I don't know where you shop Foamy, but that's crazy!

  • @MrTwiky i always thought it was called black friday because its the darkest nightmare that any sales associate could imagine. 100s of 1000s of angry screaming customers acting like spoiled 5 year olds throwing fits because the item that they want is no longer in stock because the person in line ahead of them bought the last one.

  • I bought Portal 2 online and no matter what, it would not work. The audio would work fine, but all it was, was a black screen and the disk is fine. Pissed me off so much >_<!!!

  • @EverlastingCC That means you don't have a good video card...

  • Our Newsletter? - No

    Special Offers? - NO

    List of Affiliates? - WTF4?

  • i would rather wait in line to get something i know would work.

  • anal scan...?!!!

  • my paypal account password is foamyisourlordandmaster

  • I remember 5 months ago when I ordered a book for my friend's birthday party (none of the local stores had any copies of this book). First of all, the damn thing was like, $40! But hey, this was a really good friend of mine, so I ordered it and it said that it would take about five days. I waited two months. TWO MONTHS! So I called and they said they had LOST my order! WAS I PISSED OR WHAT! So I had to order AGAIN and waste ANOTHER $40. This time it took two weeks. MAN!

  • anal scan???

  • the only thing i hate about online shopping is when you get ripped off! i bought a new psp online with a few games it was supost to have a memory card in the package and there wasn't. so i saved up a few bucks to buy one so i can save my game but you know what happens when i got the card my psp breaks! and the asshole said there was a 90 day warenty or some shit like that, so i emailed the fucker to get my money back and he said "fuck off, no refunds!" 300$ down the shiter i cant get back

  • @animedude752

    *Sigh*, such is the life of an American...

  • @animedude752 thats why i stick with consoles NOT fucking portables CONSOLES are at least A little more reliabe BUT NEVER EVER order online NOT A SMART IDEA I GET ONLY VIDEOGAMES cause if they are scratched i can get it fixed and if its broken beyond repair i will find where they are and get my money back I LITERALLY HEAD TO THERE HOUSE

  • Ever thought this might be George Carlin's reincarnation?

  • @LoveIsCruel15 all the time man, he's a fucking genius, he's vocally opinionated, whats not like him?

  • No, this has to do with MAP pricing.... look it up.... we use this same setup.

  • Today I return some crappy headphones to walmart. I had my receipt and everything, but then the return lady asked another return person, and that person told me I could exchange it, but the next pair would break anyway, so I said no, and then she asked someone until there were four stupid bastards looking at their return policy poster and waste ten minutes of my time to give me my fucking money back!

  • @tigrex1100

    BOOM HEADSHOT

  • i luv how he keeps touching my screen :3

  • I'm sure everyone has a uniquely-shaped anus that people can, theoretically, use for scanning purposes...but if they have to resort to that...JESUS...O.e;

  • @olskoolbeats I just got my first gun yesterday =D

  • @WRSvideos Bang! one person in line down. Bang! another one down. repeat

  • add foamy to cart

  • I love shopping online, but for the sport I play(paintball) I'd rather go and support my local store because the sport is unfortunately dieing. 

  • 0:58-1:07, i have that box of twinkies in my house right now XD

  • online shopping WOOT!! free shipping all day! XD

  • 37 people are retail nazi's that refuae to acknowledge that black Friday is racist

  • Yet another brutally honest and logical rant from JI Mathers. Keep up the rants :)

  • Furnature stores are just as bad buying offline. Went to one to look at the prices. Went the next week when thay had a "sale." What they did was mark up the prices & listed the original price as the sale price.

  • anal scan lmao

  • This is why ibonly buy stuff online from ebay

  • black Friday is racist lol XD

  • @manmadebeefcake7 grow up

  • wonder wat would happen if Foamy and his brotherhood of squirrels ran the world? would all the squirrels be watching a human bitch about everything but make insanely gooood points on life? *sigh* If only......

  • 37 people need an anal scan.

  • This is the first time I have seen Foamy talk in a mild-mannered tone.

  • lol the random "Black friday is racist!" at the end made me laugh and almost spit my drink out at the computer screen. Heres a lesson for you people, never drink while watching Foamy The Squirrel or there is a pretty big chance that u will break your computer

  • black friday is racist

  • government corruption or such things,of course,im not serious either

  • i prefer manual razors when i shave my MAN BEARD AND MUSTACHE because i think its more convenient and also its probably a conspiracy between the companys that sell you the razor itself,the electric company that collects your money or the battery company that sells you the battery to power it in the first place,so theres kinda a profit cake slice to share betwixt the three companys if you use that electric razor versus the manual so you feed things that may be contributing to some form of

  • i wood lisin to it

    

  • ROTFLMFAO ANAL SCAN

  • my password would be "foamyistheLORDsoobeyhimmmm!"

  • lol Black Friday's Racist! XD

  • Bahaahhahahahaha I fucking hate shopping.

  • This would have been funnier if it was not so goddamned true!

  • ...Black friday wasn't intended to be racist, it's just this damn american society almost always affiliates anything with race.

    Black Friday is associated with the red to black ratio, when a company is 'in the red' it means that they're losing money. When a company is 'in the black', it means they've earned more than they've lost. Black Friday is associated with the concept that Black Friday will supply profits for the rest of the year.

  • @MrTwiky sarcasm is lost on you isn't it?

  • @MrTwiky Dude, get over it.

  • @MrTwiky i thought black friday was kind of like the aniversery (birthday) of the market crash that started the great depression way back when.

  • @lucikage Black Friday is around Thanksgiving whereas the stock market crashed on October 29, 1929. They're about a month apart.

  • f###

  • @MrTwiky Nice job taking a joke seriously.

  • @MrTwiky It's a joke.

  • If I want to check the price of something, I'll gladly add to cart, if I subsecquently dont want to buy said Item I press back.

    Whats hard about that?

  • happy racist day everyone!!!

  • @homevidman1000 Shut up honkey!

  • @PwnUser815 hey negger, get off muh proputee

  • @homevidman1000 MUHAHAHAHHA! It was a trap bi-ATCH! ...Im white lol.

    Just stop ya dumb ass racist..you failz soo fucking hard x]

  • @PwnUser815 i figured u were white, i knew it was a joke so i kept it going

  • 220K in a day. Epic.

  • @HellzGrenade in a year, this came out last year

  • @IDontDoDrumCovers Well then.. I feel stupid.

  • haha anal scan... not everyone has a scanner O.o

  • 2:58 "BLACK FRIDAY IS RACIES!!" *faintly hear car in back round* "oww!" "IIT'S A CAAARR!! FUCK-U" lol <33 funny!

  • @AnimeFreakazoid11117 ???i didnt hear anything.....were u refering to when he says "Add To Cart..Fuck YOU!!"

  • @TheHarlequinLady nope! its allll at the end loud and clear

  • @AnimeFreakazoid11117 there is a car sound... but it says add to cart... and it said black friday is rasist...

  • thats too funny!!! ^_^

  • "... and save five dollars." Anyone else notice he only has four fingers?

  • Add to cart... I never did like that sentence...

  • AMAZON JUNKIE FOR LIFE!!!!!

  • he just said a retinal scan and anal scan? o_O

  • Christmas is coming check out the bargaisn at my site

  • ANAL SCAN XD

  • thumbs up if Foamy is gangsta!

  • 37 people need my boot to give them an anal scan

  • 37 people are net ad people...or ebay addicts

  • Lol anal scan

  • "ADD TO CART" fuck you!

  • black friday is racist

  • @boeweizer LOL, I remember when I first heard "Black Friday". I asked my mom what it was because I immediately thought it was a racist thing. lol

  • they do these things with non online shopping as well

  • holy crap i'm the 221,000

    wooptidy fuckin doo