RiffTrax - LOTR The Two Towers sample

[XPureBloodManiaX]

Oh, poor Wormtongue :) :)

[ZombieChimpanzee]

wait, he's gonna tell him his card.

[stonewall97]

Remember that part in rifftrax two towers when Frodo looks up and Saurons eye appears... Then the rifftrax guys say" Vote Ron Paul" Which does not make sense since Ron Paul does not have Evil plans for America. Obama has proven over and over again that he is a communist and evil. 

[stonewall97]

I don't get the Ron Paul reference to the Evil eye.... How is believing in the Constitution and freedom, evil??? Obummer makes more sense as the evil eye. Evil eye appears: VOTE FOR OBAMA.................LOL

[MilkmanConspiracy]

@stonewall97 What are you even talking about?

[MilkmanConspiracy]

@stonewall97 Oh, you're talking about that racist guy who believes the government should stay out of the way except when it comes to birth control and abortions, and would dismantle the drug war....at the federal level, but allow states to lock up as many pot users as they please.

Yeah, I don't know how anyone ever could have associated him with something evil............LOL

[stonewall97]

@MilkmanConspiracy If you don't believe in the U.S. Constitution. LEAVE. We don't need you socialist lovers here. Enjoy socialism in France all you want. LOL

Ron Paul supports the Constitution and freedom.

[MilkmanConspiracy]

@stonewall97 Ah, you couldn't address any of my points. About what I expected from a Paul supporter.

[PlumPhat]

Whippersnapper!

[rmeyer0120]

To think if Gandalf had a mustard stain on that robe it would have all gone to shit.

[gekizai]

Oh man... I feel like I ate a whole wizard! 

[antiquecans69]

I prefer 'best of' rifftraxs, this way its too much like someone talking through the movie, albeit hilariously.

[lastxwriter]

Elf-jutsu! Hiyah!

[jek21]

meh

[1chrisculbertson]

"whipper snapper"

[Ballista]

Where's the beer at?

[jelenakandic143]

"Brother of Keith Richards" HAHAHAHA!

[MrBuch169169]

And check out his arm-candy!

[LOTR4ever1]

Don't drink and watch Rifftrax at the same time, unless you want to wipe it off your computer screen.......

[VTPPGLVR]

I love LOTR. I own a replica of Sting and dresses up as an elf for LOTR 3. I own a walking stick in which I carved an Elvish translation of "The Road Goes Ever On". I'm a Tolkien freak.

(^.^) And I LOVE this!!! This is AWESOME!!

[Arkaeopteryx]

@VTPPGLVR That's pretty awesome.

[textthing]

I really think the punch-up works against what the scene is supposed to be about. But that's Hackson for you.

[carringtonc79]

pwnage1!

[Igarappappa]

Elf Jitsu!

[BandNerd06Forever]

:)

[DAVIDInitiative]

I release you... from this spell...

Now go out and play!

[crazywolfification]

"I suck you from the kings forearm and spit you on the floor!" lol love it

[ThoughtsofBradington]

i liked this scene without the commentary.

[JakeDRoach]

this reminds me of mystery science theater 3000

[hatonbackward]

@JakeDRoach its the same guys

[kingofgames1220]

@JakeDRoach it's the same guys.

[DrStrangefate]

@JakeDRoach

That's cause its the same guys from MST3K

[banananer16]

elf-jitsu! hi-elf!

[heythisislauren]

my lord, gandolf the gray is coming..

and check out his arm candyy lol

[Gojiralee]

"He does a great Predator!" That's just.... wow.

[xDarthMetallicaX]

Pwnage

[javenetti]

who would have guessed that the guy who voices chucky would be able to play great role like grima wormtounge

[thisisjoshman]

That arm candy joke is so amazingly appropriate. I can't believe I never zeroed in on that before now.

[AL52Dragon]

"Theoden! Son of Thengen! Brother of Keith Richards!"

[CrimsonSteel]

The Hot Tuna tribute band is here.

Thats GOLD

[smoof24]

were da beer at

[Saturnhime]

"Kiss my flaming balrog."

Gandolf: I release you from this spell...

Mike: Now go you out and play!

[brighttomorrows]

"Ah, well there's his problem. He was infested with Christopher Lees."

Popsicle?

[masterchief335]

Hold me

[jenlight]

I keep re-watching for "pwnage"

[KenMacMillan]

By the power of ALL FABRIC BLEACH!

[xxbathorygrlxx]

"pwnage"

gandalf the grey is here "..and check out his arm candy"

"popsicle?" staff "no, its a big popsicle"

wait "hes gonna tell him his card" lmfao

[neverknowsbest09]

I cannot believe they referenced Thomas Nast. Hell yes. And I'm not even a history geek.

[raineandrews]

"He's collecting for UNICEF.."

"Brother of Keith Richards."

"I've the power of all fabric bleach!"

[BitchinnShoes07]

man this video really makes me feel like I just ate a whole wizard.

[JanuarysGarnet]

Brother of Keith Richards! ROFL!

[rowsdower84]

"Now go out and play!"

[swczy]

pwnge

[Hepathos]

YOU'RE A LIIIIEEEEEER

[brooksmc]

"theres your problem right there hes infested with Christopher Lee's"

[FoxyAffection]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! You guys are hilarious!!! "I have the power of all-fabric bleach!!!" Thank you guys SO much for doing these!!! ^_^

[MinaxMassacre]

hahaha

[Yabbablabba]

Cinematic Titanic

[feloniousbutterfly]

Cinema Insomnia

[LunaCatXD]

I have the power of all fabric bleach!!

[JamessTayylor]

This never gets old :)

[hautboisfemme]

definitely one of their best!

[barbequedchicken]

lmao

[aurimynonys13]

"Popsicle?"

*dies laughing* Oh. Em. Geeee. That is epic.

[Phanto5692]

elf jutsu ftw.

[roninredshade]

"It's .38 Special!"

YESSS! Awesome!

[AngelicTransmutation]

"OWNAGE"

"And check out his arm candy"

XD Freaking hilarious

[laerwen]

Man, those Christopher Lees really clog me good... D:

[Riku1135]

"hold me"

[toughpunkchic1625]

oh man i watched this whole thing! xD

I fell out of my chair!

[Flameshadow1010]

and i rolled on the floor hurting my stomach XDDDDDDDD

[bjcmatthews]

'Oh man, i feel like i ate a whole wizard'

hahaha

[Nietsro]

It's allright

[Royiaki]

Popsicle?

...His staff...

No, it's a big popsicle.

THE POWER OF ALL-FABRIC BLEACH!!!

lmao

[KawaiiStarberry]

this sucks, no chuckie references

[brickbrc]

Pwnage LOL

[Vraptor96]

"Now go out and play."

[albee1000]

"Where da beer at?!"

That should be in every movie ever. LOTR, Star Wars, Sophie's Choice, Requiem for a Dream, all of them.

[CelticBeanSidhe]

the ultimate come-back: "Kiss my flaming balrog!"

[Stryder687]

so do they hate lord of the rigns or think it's terrible? or are they doing this because they can?

[ZeroApostle4Ever]

I strongly think it's because they can.

[Midnastwin]

It says on their site that they do it because they can, not because they don't like the movie or the actors.

[11master3]

To further your idea, its actually because the movie has things that can be easily made fun of.

[hollyhuffstutler]

Every movie has things that can be made fun of

[Stryder687]

Oh good! I only ask cuz these guys are hilarious on Mystery Science Theater 3000, since they make fun of really really REALLY awful movies. Like Space Mutiny, Werewolf, The Undead, Agent for Harm, and of course THIS ISLAND EARTH

[Bioniclemaniac]

they just wanna make it funny

[shadowfox1119]

Pwnge. Lol! I would have killed to hear Gandalf say that in LOTR.

[doctorwho415]

whippershnapper!!!

[freakboyjr]

"Harkin to me!"

"I can't harkindiddly my bell tone chowed again."

[moonblossom15]

"Ugh, I feel like I swallowed a whole wizard..."

[gothofashes]

I really have to let one fly!!

[MGS1138]

Whipper Snapper

[Dracosgal8]

By the power of all fabric bleach!

[Elixor43579]

He's collecting for UNICEF

[metalpsalm]

"Pawnage"

too funny

[mizzCici14]

"I tooold you to take the wizards staaaaaf"

"We didn't heaaaar you when you toooold us." lmao.

[fighterfool]

that was the best part XD

[FantasmaLuna]

Hold me!

[EnigmaDrath]

"Check out his arm candy!"

It's midnight over here. My roommates are all asleep. And I'm sat before my computer, with headphones on, covering my mouth with an old t-shirt (ew) to muffle my insane giggles XD

[trinitronred]

By the power of all fabric bleach!

[gilthoniel2]

Man I feel like I ate a whole wizard! lmao!

[Rvcn44]

"That's his problem, he was infested with Christoper Lees" xD

[Hakkai87]

Elf-jitsu hi-yah!

[LyndaHudson]

"Kiss my flaming Balrog."

[JohnJFentiman]

My Liege, Gandalf the Grey is coming... And check out his arm candy!

[diegocallofduty3]

The Power of Bleach!! LOL hilaroius lol

[LynchFan002]

Popsicle?

[DarkWolfStudio]

These guys are great even when they make fun of good movies!

[vlcupper]

God Eowyn was a pain in the ass. In the book and in the movie. What was her role again?

[deadeye707]

LMAO!!

"i have the power of all fabric bleach!"

[BogdaNO88]

where the bear at :))

[punkinheadcharlie]

"I really have to let one fly!" FTW

[3SirCrimson3]

lmao 'Just thinking about a recent Thomas Nast cartoon."

[Sabino372]

I have to say I was worried about the Rifftrax lads doing really good movies. Jurassic Park did not work at all - but watching this has given me hope. Daredevil is still the funniest. I wish to go they would do The Village!!! PLEASE RIFFTRAX DO THE VILLAGE!!!!

[IrishQT07]

Please keep giving them chances - many of the new riffs are hilarious! I admit, Jurassic Park wasn't one of my personal favorites either, but you definitely need to check out the riffs on Spiderman 3, Beowulf and The Matrix. Oh and ANY of the Star Trek movies...lol

[vlcupper]

Oh my god, the 300 had me crying I was laughing so hard.

[troggdorthesecond]

brother of keith richards, LOL.

[BelovedCaptain]

ownage!

awesome. XDD

[krumovies26]

"We didn't HEARL you when you TEULD us!" XD

[nessieman]

lmao so great *pwnage*

[gagnorhawkk]

Pwnage.

[ottonooit]

CHEAP, get life!

[Unclephart]

Get a dictionary, if you think that cliche was supposed to be witty.

[forerunner22]

LMFAO these guys rule, Funniest shit ive seen in a while.

[CancerousPiesRTasty]

omg, i love these guys ♥

[Yabbablabba]

I love these guys...

[SK061106]

I can't wait until they make this book, "The Children of Húrin" in a movie!

[atticwarrior]

Pwnage.

[AntoineDCoolette]

Popsicle?

[femalevamp666]

i like the arm candy comment and the all white fabric bleach comment.

[JCubDK]

Man, I feel like I ate a whole wizard...

[lauren6984]

"oooh i feel like i ate a whole wizard"

[alebak]

"AND CHECK OUT HIS ARM CANDY"

[zzman305]

"Well theres the problem, he was infested with Christopher Lees. That'll clog you up like mad"

[optionthis]

Kiss my flaming Balrog.

[Tomcat897]

That was cool.

[magpiepeck]

Where da beer at?

[johannesds]

hold me.

[FuzzyDuck]

Brilliant.  It doesn't matter what they riff on; these guys are brilliant.

[hichief]

"Pwnage"

[SpeedyTase]

Ummmmm, for all you Misties out there, there's an homage midway through the movie where Kevin Murphy shouts "Sleeeeeeep!".

Nearly wet myself from laughing so hard.

[Voodooray007]

"We didn't heeear when you tooold us!"

LOL love that line. I'm getting rifftrax NOW!

[Temzin]

"The power of all-fabric bleach!"

lol

[Dinodain]

Pwnage

[LyndaHudson]

I know I'll probably get blasted for this,but what does 'pwnage' mean?

[Dinodain]

No its cool.

It means ownage or to totaly beat or defeat someone overpowering at an event and is use a lot in gaming, sports, and to explain something someone has seen in real life or movies. In other words its describing someone winning a situation.

The word came to be when one or more people misspelled ownage in chat rooms or emails by putting the P there instead of the letter O since they close together and have been used that way ever since.

[LyndaHudson]

I see now,thank you very much.

[Sethva88]

Or the 'Pwn'in 'pwnage' could stand for a pawn. The weakest piece in a game of chess. Cannonfudder...

[RFigments]

U Sir are a N3WB

[RFigments]

oh sorry I was talking about the kid who said that pwn in pwnage could have stood for the pawn in a chess game. (refer to the comment made by sethva88)

[atticwarrior]

That's what I meant.

[atticwarrior]

It means, "getting completley beaten into pulp".

[LyndaHudson]

"No,it's a Popsicle."

"I suck you from the King's forearm and spit you on the floor,ptooey!"

[Damar148]

The best Rifftraxs are good movies like LOTR, Raiders or Jurrasic Park, for some reason.

[textthing]

You're being ironic in calling them good movies, of course. Aren't you? Please say you are.

[Sabino372]

I disagree. I think it's a tough ride to rip on a really good respected movie. For me their best work has been films like Daredevil and Eragon. I have NO idea why they are doing a great movie like Sixth Sense. If anything they should do The Village (which would be hilarious) or definately The Happening which is horrible.

[flmbyz]

I love the rifftrax you guys do, but I always wanted to ask, why the Lord of the Rings movies? I mean, Fellowship was the highest ranked of the newly added movies on the AFI top 100 of all time list and many consider Two Towers to be superior to Fellowship. Not to discredit you guys or anything, but I was just curious cause there's plenty of other foul Hollywood fodder out there that's so deserving of the wonderful commentary you guys dish out. Either way, keep up the great work.

[EHH246]

They love the movies. They are just making it funnier.

[Druzica18]

HA! Awesome, guys. You've done it again!

Now, when are you gonna riff "Dungeons and Dragons?" Or "Ultraviolet"? :D

[magpiepeck]

"Gandalf's here, and check out his arm candy!"

[D00MsDave]

"Does a great predator"

Thought I was the only one who caught that. haha

[oofighter2010]

these arent as good as the mst3k series

[Captaingoldstubble]

I disagree, these are great! Especially this one!

[RiffTrax]

And definitely not as good as "Face slap in slow motion."

[SpeedyTase]

Pwnage!

[0BatGirl0]

"I can't harken diddly"

"He does a great Predator"- Were lines of win, but I laughed right the way through. Defintley going to watch the whole thing.

[chobitsai1]

"and check out his arm candy" (whistling ensues). LOL!!!!!!

[SpeedyTase]

"Where da beer at?!"

[889654]

"I have the power of All-Fabric Bleach!!"

[RoninDave]

I love the trilogy but the riffing is good too! Kiss my Flaming Balrog! LOL!

[infernosilver]

"Where the beer at?"

Sweet...

[BringbackSWATcats]

I can only hope that ther eare plenty more Leglas jokes in the movie.

[mountainGOATS444]

"they're not welcome, they're collecting for unicef"

LOL

[Anynom]

Ah, about time they picked up on this trilogy. Not as venomous as the Matrix but even a big fan like me admits they can be slightly overblown.

[IcanSpellMyname]

LOL

[Phanto5692]

Elf-jutsu rocks.

Awesome, as always, guys! ^_^