Brave New Vegetable

[1400deadwood]

Elise ~ if you don't me saying so, you have very hypnotic eyes.

:)

[justinfe23]

my family made the fennell

[chapelway]

u need a black dude

[cmearns82]

yu iz a douche bag

[2tone2000]

excuse me not an artichoke rather fennel.

[2tone2000]

An artichoke is called 'finnochio' in Italian and also means homosexual.

Thank you, please.

[Eliseharris]

That certainly puts a whole new subtext into Pinnochio.

[vegkiller]

Um, vegetables are not our friends- we must eradicate their kind. Vegetable Genocide is the future...

[alucard040394]

I retract my statement that the carrot was the funniest vegetable in the series. Fennel (a.k.a bearded vegetable) is way funnier. :P

[Idontlikesprouts]

Fennel, the brave new vegetable, is actually the bottom of the Stoneage vegetable, the mighty Celery =)

[Idontlikesprouts]

Ignore me

Its not

[tiffanylamp]

Excellent. These are great fun and I look forward to watching the rest of them.

[sjcoombs]

I love these - you seem to be going down the Paul Merton path of growing ever more divorced from a sad reality and into a maze of happy random connections. You also have beautiful eyes.

[rosierocksurworld]

i ate fennel yesterday =S it was grose :P

[mangadoo3]

ur not funi and this is getting old.....

[robhart93]

ur r a classic

[Hexophenia]

Fact, it is also a vegetable.

[crty01]

thank you for these random facts about vegetables you have broadened my horizons on life. keep it up. u gona do any other subjects.

[radicalhit]

omg why are you holding a light bulb made of cheese ?

oh wait it's fennel !man that thing is clever to use such a disguise !

[artysmokes]

I don't know if I'm watching these in order, but they seem to get funnier and funnier, possibly because you're stretching the bounds of surrealism ever further. I tend to avoid YouTube as a whole, as the comments from witless American twats - who either don't understand irony or just post hateful remarks - tend to depress me somewhat.

[Eliseharris]

They started off with a lot more facts and got less based in reality as they went on. Yes, the comments are depressing and make me fear for the future of humanity.

[sp4ztard]

What the hell?! Fennel isn't made of cheese?! I've been lied to all these years..

[Idontlikesprouts]

Fennel....Fennel....Hmmmm

Isnt that the bottom of another one of your featured vegetables, the mighty Celery?

[squrtsta]

how the hell have u never heard of fennel?

[heartragedy]

i dont understand where you get these vegetables ive never ever heard of. and im kind of a big deal in the vegetable cultivating world.

[visiocomb]

probably for the best, comedic ignorance is, as they say, bliss.

good luck.

[Eliseharris]

Are you such a total dick all the time then?

[rafmedic]

are you mentally retarded? ur a MILF haha

[visiocomb]

sorry saturday 11th

[visiocomb]

Hi, I realise I'm being rude and i apologise for any offense, i shall not post again..

I don't do videos focused on myself because I find them contrived / self absorbed and dull, come and see me on stage at banana caberet, Balham in 2 sunday's time for (imho) proper irrerevance.

anyway best of i guess.

[Eliseharris]

Really - who should I be looking out for?

[visiocomb]

AAAAaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH.

obvious & juvenile female humour.

[Eliseharris]

May I see one of your videos please?

[jewnose]

haha i am now growing more attached to vegetables...

[falconlem]

You looked quite pensive in this video. Where you sucking your lips in on purpose?

[AnthonyParkinson1991]

I didn't know Fennel could be used as a beard. :-O

Funny vegetable videos. ^_^

[pookiesquidge]

curiously entertaining.

[DerangedBunnyInc]

My sister is growing fennel...

[JustRosa13]

I'm so surprised you can keep a straight face.

I don't like fennel, but in taste. It is still my friend.

xxxRosa

[Eliseharris]

It will probably like you more if you don't eat it anyway.

[JustRosa13]

Yay! I prefer things more if they don't try to eat me too...

xxxRosa

[gateway7672]

that sounds like personal expirence there, a good story? My friend tried to eat my shouler on a night out, it made me feel.. sad. (and a bit disturbed :P)

[timmay000]

brilliant. bravissimo. best part, imho, is at 1:00, the four seconds of intense snobby literate stare. if you don't watch out you will be hosting masterpiece theater.

[lilblondedude]

haha, "even though many people think it is..."

[cheeerpa]

This is a really good video again! i do really like your vegetable videos, they are so funny!!

[rhythm7a]

Is so made of cheese.

[YoncaEvcim]

hmm dainty

either

[pappagora]

don't say fennel (finocchio) to an italian

it's a extremely rude word

xD

[Tipples84]

Fennel is also an aphrodisiac, apparently!

[ogier1]

yes, and huxley took the expression "brave new world" from shakespeare (the tempest)!

wonder, if you have read our discussions about BNW on ytt that days?

[Eliseharris]

No - is it still there?

[ogier1]

shure!

[geroldkid]

Fennel looks like a onion cross a tree. I think I'll try one.

[Eliseharris]

It tastes like aniseed so if you don't like aniseed be wary!

[DieselBodine]

Fennel has medicinal properties! Tell somebody who's sick they have to eat a crate full of fennel and miraculously they feel much better! 5*****

[morespamm]

Funny video. Which vegetables are better positon? (All vegetables are equal - but some vegetables are more equal than others) (This question is retorical and hole comment should be humorous, but I can´t find anything funny about this comment. So sad. Better luck next time. Well happy day to you.)

[Larkvall]

NOT made of cheese??? AHHHHHHH

[MichaelFrankel]

I hate fennel! Yuck-yuck-yucky! :( dystopian vegetable indeed!

[yaffle]

Ohhh, I do still like to put a fennel bulb in the light socket occasionally though, the heated bulb emits an ethereal scent which is quite relaxing.

[Kroaky]

My favourite health food is lard!

[ChannelChick]

SO clever!

[darkhorse30]

no fennel isnt made of cheese BUT THE MOON IS LMFAO

omg i thought i was crazy u crack me up

[aegidian]

Ooh severe hair, very hot!

[Eliseharris]

I think this was filmed just before I got sick of it and chopped four inches off the ends.

[auntieflo]

lol i love your vids!

i think i shall using fennel as my false beard more often as the carrots just are cutting it any more

[auntieflo]

twas supposed to say aren't cutting it.

i'm a bit brain dead today

[Eliseharris]

You should eat more fennel - it might help!