Airborne Rabbis vs Swine Flu

[Wassouf10]

Hope for a crash next time

[DjMindz]

next stop WTC tower 1 

[yellowfish555]

the funny thing about this is that they went on a plane to get closer to God.

[911wuzjews]

These jews were casting spells on all of you to make sure the sickness takes hold. SubvertedNation/net

[hslot4]

HAHAHAHAH SO THEY WERE PRACTICING FOR THE TWIN TOWERS ?

[TheNonConformative]

wheres a planecrash when u need one...

[papinsinok]

Израильские раввины во время угрозы эпидемии свиного гриппа сели на самолет и семь раз облетели Израиль,молясь и трубя в шафары! И ни один человек в Израиле не умер от свиного гриппа!

[ibraQadabra]

Chosen pple ?¿

BUT who can Chose iDiot like this fuckin jews lol jajajajajaja

[johnmalory26]

Crazy bastards.

[kramert25]

The rabbi's won

[Oldm4nHUN]

SQUEEEEEAL PIGGY!!!

[DarkTemplR]

Recently these idiots sentenced a dog to death because they believe it has a lawyer's soul in it. :D

[ArabMasry]

KK JODE

fUCKING JEWS

[DarkTemplR]

Wow, what an enlightened, cultured nation!!! :D

[hunguard]

2001 Szept. 11 ? :)))))))))

[berkeczi82]

this are idiots

[jamesbond183]

Think about it guys.If you love someone you would not harm him\her right? Then how come God punish his "chosen and beloved" people with a plague not even small disease.Nice try zionists but your holocaust is a myth.

[MrSPEZZONIFILM]

now i understood the causes for the so-called "holocaust"

[TheDriveMaster]

Whats the problem with the video ? Muslims with the ass in the air is even more pathetic. Stop the hate, we are all humans!

[RandomGk]

Israelifag here. Not all Israelis are like this... Those religious fucktards are giving us a bad name. :(

[shirap2]

@RandomGk

מה נראה לך יא חתיכת מזדיין דבר יפה מה אתה מנסה למצוא חם בעיניי העולם,כל הגוים היו זורקים אותך לים אם הם היו יכולים ואתה מנסה שיאהבו אותך,חתיכת פתאט! 

[WorldIslamicOrder]

the jews invented the swine flue.

[SmotherTeresa]

Now if pigs could fly this bunch of loons could've met the same fate as Korean Airlines Flight 007...

[letterbekmen]

0:31, the guy in the left is sleeping while prayer

[Clanlord666]

the jew inteligence XDXDXD death all jew!

[foonty]

lol.......

[mycatisamoron]

LOL, they were probably drinking and thought it was a good idea.

[Chiflado21]

Quick, we need 50 vacant cells in the psychiatric hospital

[AresCassell]

What a bunch of crazy kikers!

[flokiyo]

"Jews on a Plane"

[DariusDaGreat86]

This should be a Hollywood horror film starring Samuel L Jackson

[highwind8124]

This surprises any of you? They think Adam and Eve's kids fucked each other, that this inbreeding was morally acceptable, viable, and that it somehow produced Asians and phenotypic variety.

This is the "Earth is 6000 years old" bunch. This is the "Cain and Abel grew up with dinosaurs like raptors" bunch.

What the hell else are they going to do on a plane but get their retard on?

[nameofthepen]

Better hide the schnapps...

[muckletoon]

It seems there's a lot of unemployed actors in Brooklyn these days.

[mentoloshurka]

I've always known jews are one hell of a bastards, but they can be quite funny some times :D

[Acrimonator]

They can't really think that works... :/

[themightyjoseph]

id laugh if all those rabbis die of swine flu then we will see if their god is still with them lol

[MikeyMcCrashCap]

@themightyjoseph an Arab suicide pilot is flying the plane! LOL!

[nameofthepen]

@MikeyMcCrashCap - a 5-grin comment! :D

[KenMacMillan]

0:20 the kid in the backround is trying to remember the words.

[V0ree]

Idiots rule the world....

The best is the idiot who talk to God on the phone !! :D

[Nykytyne2]

Religion....

They're basically all like this.

[CsalbertCs]

0:02

Is there a fucking seal on that plane?

[Andras696]

Atomot nekik!

[fillamka]

LOL XD

All of my friends hate the jews....

Me too

Don't ask just watch...

[geLaden44]

20 Kg foreskin missing from that plane

[valeagathon]

I feels sorry for the ones trying to listen music in that plane :(

[jenokecske]

Ezek aztán a liberális gondolkodók...

[Jerko78]

:D:D:D

[Kupynder]

miért nem ez a gép zuhant bele az ikertoronyba?;)

[emeraldhunter1]

jó kérdés. amugy az elején annak a hangszernek a hangja olyan mint a fóka haláltusája

[spaceman1605]

after that chant they go down on eachother

[gigantibyte]

Not sure what the point of this video was.

It must suck extra bad for a Jew to catch swine flu, seeing how it isn't kosher.

[aabdulle]

LOL

[salamanderjood]

LMFAO

[sumancalif]

You can see Islam has copied lots of things from Judaism even they way they read holy book.

[Marleneagnes]

Oh my God! Hahahahah!

[Dahudrox]

Show's the silliness of all abrahamic religions!!

That's Christianity, Judaism and Islam!!

the funny thing is that they all seem to be just like Scientology!

....a lie, a scam and created by man for the benefit and gain of man!!!!

Death to all religions!!!!

[JAAZALLDAYLONG]

GYPSIES AND JEW'S ALL THE WAY!!!

[FunnyVideoCollector]

Crash it into that Meca thing while all the idiots are walking round it.

[Slipandris]

idiots

[Sw3raq1]

What a retard! 0:08

[aabdulle]

LOL LOL LOL, who is he talking to ? 0.08 (on the phone)

[Analbutcher]

Ez a fekete "egyenruha" bennem is félelmet keltett. Hívom is az Ombudsman-t.

[Pillango3]

Felelmet keltettek bennem.

[yence1]

monkeys...

Osama bin Laden Airline? ;-)

[bakancsokadunaparton]

NAPALMOT A ZSIDÓKRA!!!

[mrnxgeneration]

i wonder which building they goin crash into and blame some muslims

[rolee3276]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

[MrAntizion]

Kill the swine (Jews) and there won't be flu anymore:)

[PABSTMAN138]

@MrAntizion you must be retarded.

[MrAntizion]

Am I the retarded? Have you seen this video at all? XD

[CHAFLONE35]

Did it crash?

[leokiss69]

lol?

[PanzerHunnia]

Millions... jews... it's not real!

[wiggymole01]

wouldn't it have been great if that plane had crashed

[hitchman84]

@wiggymole01

... into a pig farm.

[moser41]

I specially love the idiot talking to god on the phone.

[moser41]

Sooooooo Hilarious

[darkstar0709]

The wheels on the bus go round and round

[robinmattias]

Hahahahahhahah. Religion is so fckin' stupid.

[StacyatLife]

I am shocked and saddened by the bigoted and racist comments on this page. Mocking these Jews because they hold to their religious traditions is ignorant and evil.

Some of you nasty people need to go to the Holocaust Museum and see what Religious Bigotry does to Humanity.

You people are sad.....

[Moles76p]

Ohh dear pls study a bit more about Jews!

XQapkVCx1HI

And don't belive everithing they say.

[itsveryobvious]

Such contradictions - why a highly educated, highly intelligent people like the Jews can still support such abject and manipulative stupidity is very hard to understand.

These religious people are an embarrassment not a help. They're certainly completely insane.

[TASagent]

What a wonderfully effective use of resources in Combating the Swine Flu. Religions add so much to our little planet.

And thanks for perpetuating Muslim stereotypes, HighShippu. You DO realize that they're only trying to help, in their own misguided and entirely ineffectual way.

[HighShippu]

Flying swine flu carriaers, may Allah drop that plane.

[mesquitetx75149]

G-D BLESS ERETZ YISRAEL !!!!!!!!!

[jimidinh]

Call me a pessimist, but my money is on swine flu.

[BeigeNinja]

Break ya neck! Break ya neck! For Swine Flu!

[tomliordos]

Yeah, real funny.

Know what`s not funny?

We have armed those loons to the teeth.

Laugh it up.

[ChoofMonster]

Thankfully, these nutters are not Zionists and are exempt from military conscription. They are praying in ancient Hebrew but yelling in Yiddish (they refuse to acknowledge modern Hebrew as a language, and reject the State of Israel as a Jewish homeland).

Obama was supposed to stop giving military aid to Israel and pull the troops out of Iraq - changing the US government seems to have had the same effect as praying for an end to swine flu.

[formless777]

Actually it would be crazy for the USA to stop funding Israel`s military. Post Bush, they are the only friend the USA still has in the region. As for pulling out of Iraq, exactly 15 minutes after the USA leaves it will become an Iranian puppet state atm.

Given Iranian nuclear ambitions, having US troops ready to go in Afghanistan & Iraq may have become an ugly necessity.

Sadly the public don`t know the details.

[ChoofMonster]

American aid to Israel stifles Israeli innovation, and is mostly in the form of military equipment supplied by US companies. Turkey, Jordan and Egypt are also American allies, as are Saudi Arabia and (reluctantly) Pakistan.

Iran may be funding insurgencies in Iraq, Gaza and Lebanon, but it has not directly attacked anyone since the Islamists took over in 1979. Israel destroyed Saddam's nuclear facilities in 1981, and is keeping a close eye on Iran's activities.

[formless777]

An interesting point about US aid to Israel. I am always puzzled that the USA is prepared to tolerate Pakistan as an ally.

As to Iran, I think that you may be overlooking the use of warfare by proxies, such as Hizboallah. Very true about the brilliant Israeli raid on Saddam's nuclear facility in 1981, conducted by saboteurs using the air strike as an operational cover. I am very familiar with it.

[ChoofMonster]

Israeli research and development has been severely hampered by American aid, which constitutes around 3% of Israel's GDP. Pakistan is indeed a strange US ally - the Taliban is still a legitimate political party there, and much of the country is run by warlords.

I did mention Hezbollah (indirectly), it is Iran's proxy army in Lebanon, as is Hamas in Gaza.

[YerAlwaysWrong]

I hate to break your bubble, but the Israeli's hate our guts. I lived there for two years and they see us only as a cash cow and someone to use for the furthering of their cause. And their cause is to NEVER accept any peaceful resolution with the Palestinians. Sadly, your "truth" is full of shit. If we would have left Iraq alone they wouldn't be so weak as to have Iran be a threat. It's all just for Cheney and Bush to get filthy rich. Mission accomplished. The only one accomplished.

[formless777]

No, the Israelis look upon America as a big dumb rich cousin with an endless appetite for oil. Of course they will never accept peace with the Palestinians any more than a person in their right mind can accept that Texans are good people. Texans and Palestinians are both honorless tribes of SOBs who can NEVER be trusted, except to betray you.

[themightyjoseph]

if they reject israel then why tha fuck are they blessing it then you idiot?

[ChoofMonster]

They are not blessing the land, they are praying for its inhabitants not to get swine flu; the fact that it can't possibly work doesn't deter them at all.

[themightyjoseph]

read the description you bell end, they are flying over israel and praying to god to protect israel

[ChoofMonster]

Neither the video description nor the BBC link indicate that they are praying for the protection of Israel. Some live in there, but do not recognize the secular state as a Jewish homeland. They can't fly over Jordan or Syria, and Egypt killed all of its pigs.

From the BBC page: 'The flight's aim was "to stop the pandemic so people will stop dying from it," Rabbi Yitzhak Batzri was quoted as saying in Yedioth Aharanot newspaper'.

[denisasitis]

Wiping tears from my eyes. picking myself up off of the floor............it to funny to take serious.

But it is serious these nutbars will bring us to an end with a bit of help from the other two mainstream cults.

[alexeirayu]

They flew up to be closer, to heaven, but they forgot to open the windows when they prayed. They spent their breath in vain.

[AlRasuwl]

I saw this on the news. It should be a slap in the face from reality for anyone who follows a religion.

1: If God is everywhere why do they think they need to fly in a plane.

2: If God hears all then why do they think they need to use the PA system?

[ChoofMonster]

These people do not represent all Jews.There are four official Jewish texts - the Torah, the Mishna and Gemara (AKA Talmud); then there's the Kabbalah, which is plagiarized from other religions and rarely studied or followed by sane people.

1) They are mystics, who think that God resides in the "firmament" (biblical idea of space).

2) He is probably placing a bet with his bookmaker, buying stocks in the Tamiflu vaccine, or yelling at his wife...

[AlRasuwl]

I don't really care if they represent all Jews or not, they are idiots :-)

[formless777]

ROFL, great comment.

[formless777]

Actually the firmament is the ceiling of the world. Ｉt has holes in it to let the rain in, and angels to work the shutters for the wind. It is also proof that god doesn`t exist.

[ChoofMonster]

If the firmament existed, it would have been a severe impediment to the space program.

[jameshanley40]

@formless777

where did you hear about angels and the wind?

[formless777]

@jameshanley40 The "angels opening the windows of the sky to let the wind in" ? It's in the "Book of Enoch", which should (in an ideal world) be re-titled "Some loser called Enoch ranted an awful lot about imaginary nonsense as if it were actually true when hallucinating from poor quality unhygienic food ". I guess the alternative title was too long. Another title might be "Don't feed monotheists hallucinogens, they're crazy enough".

[ChoofMonster]

Almost as crazy as these Kabbalists is the fact that Israel doesn't have swine flu, it has "Mexican flu":

"We will use the term Mexican flu in order not to have to pronounce the word swine. - Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman.

I have friends in Israel who breed pigs, and the word "swine" is not offensive to most Jews. Mexicans are not impressed, though...

[formless777]

Yeah, Mexicans are sick of the racist epithet `swine` being applied to them.

They also don`t like jopkes about how giving a Mexican head will give you dysentry.

:D

[ChoofMonster]

Mexicans are upset at having the virus named after them, when its origin is more likely to have been the USA (pigs were not likely the initial cause, but they do incubate and transmit H1N1).

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

Looks like swine flu sneaked in and took out the guy in the blue shirt on the left near the end of this video. Bahahahaha

[Dahudrox]

....yet after their all that effort "God" still hasn't stopped swine flu!!! ...wow, go God!!!

....makes you wonder though, Why didn't their "God" stop swine flu? Or even prevent it from evolving.... (Yes, it's an evolved virus a mixture of Avian, swine and Human flu virus') ....unless "God" has created new species since 6009 b.c. (According to creationists!)

....so, "God" is still creating or what????

...either way, God still hasn't done anything!!

DEATH TO RELIGION!!

[TheEVILutionist]

Put someone with swine flu on the plane, let them blow their little trumpets and see how it goes.

[DaDruggyyy]

hahahahaha

[TheEarthAbides]

instead of buying plane tickets they should have spent that money on vaccines.

[Akatam0t0ma]

They might as well blow farts

[siyengar9821]

Flying Pigs

[cstrand31]

Flying rabbis over the country so they can scare off the swine flu...yeah that should work.

[therealeeeo]

I don't know what would be worse, a shrieking baby, or these idiots......

[ChrisTheTruckDriver]

I hope the guy talking on the phone washed his hands. Last thing needed is for him to spread flu to the airliner employees.

[sylence7]

whoa!!

[checkunderyourbed]

Oh man...It doesn't matter if you're Christian, Jewish, or Muslim. They all pray like this. Maybe not in the distinctive Jewish head rocker style, but all of them believe that the louder you are, the more likely it is that you're prayer will be answered. This yet another reason why I ran far from Christianity and never looked back. I remember being in a room full of a bunch of yelling, shouting, babbling people who thought somehow that God need to hear all of that mess. I was the only quiet one.

[figtrin]

This is why I hate air travel...

[kukynphunt]

I think that guy on the back of the plane is leaving a message on god's answering machine. They could be using the money that fuels the plane for medicine and research, what a waste!

[shrikechan]

Ah, mystics, how charming.

[limpnail]

All the head bobbing reminded me of a bird thing -a-ma- jig, I had that bobbed it's head up & down a water glass.

[saxmanchiro]

Nice hats, nice curls. A good dose of Ebola virus into the air vents would do just fine. That would really show how good their prayers did.

[gerbs96]

A plane of chanting schizophrenics hovering over Israel to magically ward off swine flu...here is an idea, everyone who thinks prayer will protect them from swine flue is not allowed allowed to purchase the vaccine.

[sausage4mash]

ah , that will work ! why did we not think of this before ?

[krunchee22]

Ohhhhhh wow thanks for posting this I needed a good laugh LMFAO I just hope these strange people don't want to do this on a long haul flight.

[MeIoco]

lol that's just bat-shit crazy

[LordOberoth]

i hate the religious

[BelieveNoGod]

Are these men well ?

This was somewhat scary to watch.

Calpurnpiso are right. Religion are some form of schizophrenia.

[JosephSchejtman]

I can't believe I live in the same country as these lunatics...

[Trepeg]

damn. If I was on that flight I might just get out and walk

[MsAntitheist]

lol

[juggaloryan3]

The guy yelling into the phone at :09 is the best!

[Beauwrath]

Who was he talking to? God? If god has a phone number, I feel a prank call or two coming on.

[Relivingthe80s]

LMAO!

[seededfury]

this is great.... did their magic spells kill off all the swine flu in Israel? or do they still have the sickness?

[evidelogiceason]

They should also make sure to wash their hands and avoid touching their face. You know, just in case yelling and bowing don't help.

[preachersaredumb]

Those poor flight attendants... You know they are trying to jump out the emergancy exits mid-flight.

[jsgardener]

Where is a windshere when you need one?

[askegg]

Classic. This is like a comedy sketch, but it's real life.

[Anon11674]

A fine example of religious medicine at work.

[kff]

What a lot of cunts.

[thestrugglewithin]

irreligious fool.

[kff]

Brainwashed sycophant to authority.

[HumanStrategy]

I really hope that this was a private flight because I would go insane on such a flight.

[thestrugglewithin]

I wouldt too, after laughing my ass off first.

[code933k]

Sorry but I can't understand the subject of this video.

Is it "Airborne Rabbis vs Swine Flu" or "Airborne Rabbis got the Swine Flu"?

[winterstellar]

Hahaaaa! It looks like a comedy skit, but it's actually for real!!?? Haha, what a bunch of morons religious people are!! : )

[modecom]

Stupid fucking idiots.

This should be featured on funniest home videos and not the BBC news.

[claudiaquat]

Medicine fail.

[JBSauce]

Watch...now Israel is going to be hit with a major outbreak of swine flu...

Of course, that doesn't mean God doesn't exist. Oh no. All it means is that God's will did not involve protecting Israel from swine flu.

[kerranz]

Stewardess, how much are those earphones again?

[Morrakiu]

Enjoy your swine flu and mutilated penises!

[Morrakiu]

LOLWUT?

[carnut666]

lolwut

[justintempler]

This look like something straight out of Monty Python or the Life Of Brian

[Anon11674]

It's like a live-action example of Poe's Law.

If this had been done as a joke, nobody would be able to tell the difference.

[jeffwolfheart]

Because obnoxious music and yelling always scares off normal pigs so swine flu must work the same way. right? WTF, What happened to going to the doctor, and also medicines?! Jesus Fucking Christ will you just spit on them and make it better already, thanks. (John 9:6)

123, Ramen, go FSM!!

[pomeroy82]

I hope their plane crahes and they meet their "god" and he bitch slaps them for being so fucking rediculous!