I was sitting in class and my teacher had a hole and a stain mark on his pants the whole class thought is was funny i tried holding in my laugh so i wouldn't get in trouble and when i finally did break down and laugh a pound of snot came flying out my noes and slapped the girl sitting in front of me. I didn't know who was more embarrassed the teacher me or the girl that just meet face to face with my mucus.! YEP THATS IT LOL.!!
I dont know what the MOST embarrasing thing i have done is, but i have done lots. i have walked out of the washroom all dressed up and had the toilet paper tucked into my panty hose and had it trailing behind me. I have asked someone when they are due to have their baby and they have not been pregnant, the usual stupid things, i have fallen in embarrasing places , and i have had to face friends when i was younger when i went home with the wrong guy when i had one to many
i was at a really quiet restaurant with friends in Mexico when I tripped on stairs near their washroom and yelled out a curse word so loud that every single customer heard!
One time while serving in a restaurant, I walked straight into a decorative old-fashioned phone booth we had in the restaurant. It was so loud and so many people, including ALL of my tables, saw! =/ Got a good tip from one table that was concerned I was hurt though! :) Lots of awkward moments come while serving though... dumped fresh hot coffee on one man's lap, that was awful! Spilled ketchup on someone's white coat, and dropped three plates of food while walking towards a table as well! Yikes!
Okay, I'm going to regret revealing this, but here goes...in my younger partying days, when I was in my early twenties, I used to go to this local bar with my roommates almost every night (yeah, I know). One night, I got really drunk and I was watching them play pool and I passed out right there at the table. Uber embarrassing!
I can't think of anything off hand, but what I'd like to know is why, after we've done something incredibly stupid and/or embarrassing BUT WITH NO WITNESSES, do we feel the need to turn around and tell friends, family and co-workers about it? No one need ever know, yet for some reason we have to tell people what idiots we are.
Get to a big meeting in a large hall, all the seats are taken, so I am leaning against a wall. All of a sudden I let go with a very loud fart that echos around the hall. I exit quickly.
I had almost the same situation except at the checkout I had toilet paper (we were out) and a can of spray air freshener (for the litter box room). After I left I realized the clerk had a strange look on his face... I guess he thought I was planning to have the biggest 'number 2' ever sinceI was buying a 24pack of tp and air freshener lol
I got into a fight with my mom, and left the house with tears in my eyes..from spite (lol) and it was also raining, so visibility was next to zero. I missed a step, and fell on my face in front of a bunch of hot roofing dudes..not only did did I fall. I actually bounced a little..well more like 'skimmed', like a rock skims water on a lake LOL They kept looking as if to say "is this bitch going to stop falling?"
Told someone that I knew they were leaving the company I was working for before they told anyone else as I had been let in on it by another person and I wasn't supposed to tell anyone
I ran into this guy I had a crush on while I was with a friend of mine. We were chatting and he introduced himself to her. I chose that moment to say "oh it's ok she knows who you are". As soon as the words were out of my mouth I realized that I had pretty much said to him oh I talk about you to her all the time. I avoided him for a long time after that since it wasn't the first time I said something stupid in front of him. Wasn't the last time either.
I can't think of anything right now! I know my daughter has embarrassed me before but I can't think of the specific incident! Blame it on mommy brain!
I once accidentally sent an email to a group of people that wasn't meant for them... It kind of mentioned some really bad things about a couple of them...
I was waiting in line for some medication (I was really sick) and as I got to the counter, I threw up ... all over the counter, myself, and the pharmacist. Very embarrassing!
I had a very bad cold with a runny nose. I got so tired of blowing it I finally just stuffed some tissue up my nostrils. I forgot and opened the door with the tissue still hanging out.
Nothin too embarrassing lately...but something small was yesterday I tripped over the water hose that somebody forgot to roll up. I didn't completely fall down but very close lol I looked around to see if anybody saw and tried to play it off lol
HAHAHA! If I don't tell you this story my friends will get on me, its the most embarrassing TO THEM! LOL. Okay so we were at lunch at IHOP. Our normal waitress was helping us and she was saying something about her boyfriend going to jail. Then she told us that she called the cops on him and that's why he was in jail. I thought it was funny so I asked her if that's why she was missing a tooth, because he beat her. My friends just wanted to hide under the table. We laugh about it now though.
I was riding my bike and checking out this girl, who also checking me out, and all of the sudden I got thrown into my handle bars from running into a car, she was laughing and was feeling like a dumb ass.
me and my 2 female cousins were walking around at night (we live in NY) we were 12 yrs old it was maybe 2AM and we noticed like 6 guys were following us n speeding up towards us and we said in the count of 3 we will run to the nearest store then call our older male cousin to come get us so at the count of 3 we started running like hell n i actually crapped on myself thats how scared i was... the whole ordeal was scary but going to my cousins house with crappy pants was soooo embarassing
Hmm well this happened when I was in school. We were playing basketball in the gym, something happened and my pants ended up falling down. Sooo yep ended giving everyone a show. I wore a belt for years after that. But the funny part is out of all the people in the gym only like 3 people noticed.
I was visiting my husband at work on my lunch hour and was wearing a skirt. I slipped on the ice going to the car and fell right on my arse in front of all of them!
when i was 6, my teacher would not let me go to the washroom during class and made me wait until recess. unfortunately, the teacher in the playground would not let me use the washroom during recess - i ended up peeing all over the chair in class. I was so upset!
I told my school's dean that one teacher sucked at his job. He never gave us time to do our work. When I walked out he was standing there. He had heard everything. I still have this guy for 3 more months.
Maybe not the most the most embarrassing thing i've done, but I was in class once and everyone was doing their work, it was dead quiet and I farted. I didn't mean to, I didn't even know I needed to...it just happened and it was so SO loud. I was really embarrassed and not very good at playing it cool so everyone knew it was me.
This girl was talking to a guy right behind me, but I thought she was talking to me. I keep on saying "what" because she was whispering. Finally she said "I love you", and gave the guy a blow kiss. I looked at her, and I said, I loved you since freshman. She smiled, and pointed behind me, I looked and her boyfriend was there! lol. its all good though, we end up dating anyways!
I was talking about someone that was a big news story in my town. Didnt know that the persons friend I was talking to was the person in the new's sister !! It was a big robbery ...and I made a joke about it ..... then she says UH that was my brother. I was so embarrassed !
I had a horrible reaction to pyrotechnics at Trans-Siberian Orchestra's Christmas concert last year- after the concert I walked outside and once the cold air hit all the chemicals I had inhaled into my lungs, I had a 20 minute coughing and retching fit in which I sat on a bench and proceeded to wet all over myself while my husband went to get the car. Yeah. Pretty humiliating.
I had a cat named Sky. I was standing on my neighbours porch and spotted my cat sitting in the window that was on the second level of our house. So imagine this person (me!!) standing there looking up saying "Hi Sky". Well, I received a few weird looks by people passing by.
Our friends invited my husband and I to go and watch one of their friends in a band. I had to much to drink, my husband kept spinning me around (not dance, just spinning). When it was time to leave our friends husband left her there at the bar (he was drunk) He got pulled over and we had to take her home. I was lying down in the back seat and she was in the passenger seat my husband made a quick stop I came up and threw up on her :( We haven't been back out with them since.
The whole nut realizing someone is on the phone in an elevator and thinking I was having a conversation with them when really I was just talking to myself looking crazy :P
Tried showing up skateboarding andd....fractured my ankle in front of alot of people..Then to top it off,I took the cast off 3 weeks early..... to play basketball and messed it up even more going up for a rebound and landing on someones shoe..
Had too much to drink at an office party one year and later that night while sleeping I dreamt I was standing over the toilet taking a whiz. Well I woke up and found out I wasn't in the bathroom but I was taking a whiz. Dreams do come true.
Made a huge voice crack while playing guitar and singing for a group of at least 20 people. Stopped playing, bent over, and laughed, then continued playing. I am a girl by the way :P
I think I have quite a few but would not want to share them, not cool at all.. So I'll keep to self BUT one thing I can remember that I'm willing to share is that I thought I saw someone I knew so I was talking to him but it was just a guy from my high school.... That I didn't correspond with at all..
When in school play and one of the other players botched their lines and it came out something very off color. I lost it and could not stop laughing. I said my lines, while cracking up, staggered off stage doubled over laughing. Couldn't stop. Never got to be in another play! :( so much for my bidding acting carrier! lol
Married in Lake Tahoe, after the wedding we went to Casino's. Ok, I had a lamb skin jacket on and was dressed up. I wandered away from the group of wedding guest and security came to me checking my id. Well, it was not because I looked that young, but I think they thought I was a Hooker. Biatchessss....................
I was housesitting foir my friends and I didn't type their home security code in soon enough and their home alarm system went off. Thankfully the security company called and verified to shut the system off.
As a former cashier at a drug store in Seattle, I used to get embarrassed when the customers were embarrassed--young guys buying condoms are bad, women buying disposable douches are bad. But the worst was when the actor, John Corbett, came through my line once buying condoms. He tried to make a joke about buying the condoms for his grandmother. All I could think of to ask him was if he bleached his teeth (it was the 90's before whitening strips), and then if he wanted a bag for "that".
THE MOST EMBARASSING THING EVER HAPPENED TO ME IS WHEN I WAS IN SIXTH GRADE, I WAS NOT FEELING GOOD ALL DAY AND HAD EXTREME STOMACH CRAMPS SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I DIDN'T KNOW I CAME ON MY MENSTRUAL PERIOD AND WHILE IN SCHOOL:( I WAS SO NERVOUS, SHAKING & ON TOP THAT MY HUGE UNIFORM SKIRT WIND UP FALLING IN THE TOILET AND IT WAS ALL ON THE BACK OF MY SKIRT AND SOME ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT:
GUESS WHAT, ODUM? TO TOP THAT OFF MY "PUPPY LOVE" CRUSH WAS LOOKING DEAD AT ME & IN SHOCK!! LOL
I wore two different colored shoes to work by accident. One was navy and one was black. It was dark when I was getting dressed and I didn't notice until half way through the day when the receptionist pointed it out.
I wore a new wrap-style shirt to work one day and was in an important meeting during which I had been speaking quite a bit, so I know all eyes were on me. Mid-way through the meeting I happened to glance down and noticed that my shirt had gaped open exposing nearly all of my push up bra (*extreme mortification*). Could have been worse, obviously, but still was very embarrassing.
Second grade, we were not aloud to go to the bathroom during quite time.. I told the teacher i really had to go.. Nope.. So i went in my chair. Her apologizing after everyone seen it didn't help me not get picked on for the rest of the year.
Sixth grade...first period...and no idea it was happening...oh yeah, that's right. I walked around for at least an hour or so with a red spot on my (yeah get a load of this outfit from the 90s) overalls. Awkward!!! Someone finally pointed it out and i had to wear my jacket wrapped around my waist to hide it. At least it gave me the opportunity to get rid of them ;)
once I walked out of the restroom at a restaurant not knowing that the back of my skirt was tucked into my pantyhose and exposing my backside. Not pretty!
While not as good as your story, this one is mighty special too. I had been put on a medication that caused horrid constipation so off I went to the drug store to purchase a laxative. While I was there, I noticed that they had toilet paper on sale as well as boxes of latex gloves that my husband wears when he is catering. Up to the cash with laxative tablets, 2 enemas, 4 packages of toilet paper and 2 boxes of gloves...um, yah!
At a funeral, someone asked me how I was feeling. Without thinking, I gave my usual response to that question: "Still breathing." Did NOT go over well.
The time I had to run for the train during a heat wave. I jumped onto the standing room only train and there was an old crush of mine from high school standing right next to me. We talked to the next stop, the whole time he was giving me this strange look. When he got off I pulled out my compact mirror and realized my new mascara was not waterproof, the sweat of running had left me with raccoon eyes :(
I mistook my husband for a stranger, turned out to be a woman.They were wearing the same kind of jacket and must have looked the same from behind. Anyways the rather butch lady did not appreciate me tapping her bum
wow back in HS this guy i liked came over to me to finally talk to me... i was waiting on the train platform and the train was about to pull up so while still talking to him i turned to enter not noticing how close i was to a billboard.. and SMACK face first right into it.... i had a huge KNOT on my forehead... not only was my head hurting so was my ego...
My most embarrassing moment was when I tried to book it from the shower to my room because I didn't have a towel.......but my mom had her friend and the friend's kids were there.....I didn't hear them all because they were eating lunch. Not that horrible but it was still terrifying.
Wow...I think you reall have a good one there. Hard to beat it. I'd say back in High School I used to wear entirely too much makeup. We got caught out in a huge downpour at lunch and my mascara came running down my face. My guy friends totally pointed and laughed. I wear waterproof now.
I was sitting in class and my teacher had a hole and a stain mark on his pants the whole class thought is was funny i tried holding in my laugh so i wouldn't get in trouble and when i finally did break down and laugh a pound of snot came flying out my noes and slapped the girl sitting in front of me. I didn't know who was more embarrassed the teacher me or the girl that just meet face to face with my mucus.! YEP THATS IT LOL.!!
TheePlace2VLog 2 months ago
I walked out with toilet paper stuck to my shoe and pulling on the roll making a trail.
donnak4 2 months ago
I dont know what the MOST embarrasing thing i have done is, but i have done lots. i have walked out of the washroom all dressed up and had the toilet paper tucked into my panty hose and had it trailing behind me. I have asked someone when they are due to have their baby and they have not been pregnant, the usual stupid things, i have fallen in embarrasing places , and i have had to face friends when i was younger when i went home with the wrong guy when i had one to many
TheRoswello 2 months ago
when i turn around and somehow hit my face/glasses on the door frame
darktowersl 2 months ago
i was at a really quiet restaurant with friends in Mexico when I tripped on stairs near their washroom and yelled out a curse word so loud that every single customer heard!
PoignantTuna 2 months ago
One time while serving in a restaurant, I walked straight into a decorative old-fashioned phone booth we had in the restaurant. It was so loud and so many people, including ALL of my tables, saw! =/ Got a good tip from one table that was concerned I was hurt though! :) Lots of awkward moments come while serving though... dumped fresh hot coffee on one man's lap, that was awful! Spilled ketchup on someone's white coat, and dropped three plates of food while walking towards a table as well! Yikes!
sunshine279 2 months ago
LMAO!
superpimpjuice13 2 months ago
I cant think of anything.
amongthesilentranks 2 months ago
fell going up the bus stairs
Lindasayswhat 2 months ago
Okay, I'm going to regret revealing this, but here goes...in my younger partying days, when I was in my early twenties, I used to go to this local bar with my roommates almost every night (yeah, I know). One night, I got really drunk and I was watching them play pool and I passed out right there at the table. Uber embarrassing!
truebookaddict 2 months ago
LOL at that story.
butternutz 2 months ago
I can't think of anything off hand, but what I'd like to know is why, after we've done something incredibly stupid and/or embarrassing BUT WITH NO WITNESSES, do we feel the need to turn around and tell friends, family and co-workers about it? No one need ever know, yet for some reason we have to tell people what idiots we are.
Taurin333 2 months ago
At the club, crushing huge on a guy.....and of course I have to walk out of the bathroom and have him mention the toliet paper stuck to my boot! ;o
5700Guppy 2 months ago
When I was in high school my bra somehow ended up in my booksack & I didn't realize it & pulled it out in class when looking for books...
cleo8172 2 months ago
fortunately i have a short memory span so i don't remember those kinds of things. lol.
debbied48 2 months ago
I was walking down a the hall in school did not know anyone was behind me and I let out gas. all i heard was holy crap that smells.
alsrlsjls79 2 months ago
Get to a big meeting in a large hall, all the seats are taken, so I am leaning against a wall. All of a sudden I let go with a very loud fart that echos around the hall. I exit quickly.
coolcanuck780 2 months ago
I had almost the same situation except at the checkout I had toilet paper (we were out) and a can of spray air freshener (for the litter box room). After I left I realized the clerk had a strange look on his face... I guess he thought I was planning to have the biggest 'number 2' ever sinceI was buying a 24pack of tp and air freshener lol
BifficusEh 2 months ago
I got into a fight with my mom, and left the house with tears in my eyes..from spite (lol) and it was also raining, so visibility was next to zero. I missed a step, and fell on my face in front of a bunch of hot roofing dudes..not only did did I fall. I actually bounced a little..well more like 'skimmed', like a rock skims water on a lake LOL They kept looking as if to say "is this bitch going to stop falling?"
CuckingFracked2 2 months ago
Walked into a class late, sat down and realized it was the wrong class so I got up and left the huge lecture hall lol
Ahhlekz 2 months ago
Told someone that I knew they were leaving the company I was working for before they told anyone else as I had been let in on it by another person and I wasn't supposed to tell anyone
Farseer999 2 months ago
I forgot to take the tag off my new jeans and went most of the night until someone mentioned it to me...
reggieclim 2 months ago
At high school. Floor was slippery because of snow. Fell face flat on the floor. Turned red as a tomatoe.
xlc88 2 months ago
Soooo many things....
gfgymnast 2 months ago
Asking someone when her baby was due then was told by her that she was pregnant.
gina6785 2 months ago
@gina6785 lol Someone actually asked ME that in the baby clothing section of Walmart, when my youngest son was 2!! lol
I told her 2 years ago...then walked off bawling my face off..but only AFTER I took the potato chips and chocolate out of my cart LOL
CuckingFracked2 2 months ago
Forgetting someone's name
vranab 2 months ago
send bbm messages to the wrong people
Bukky86 2 months ago
Too many to count, honestly.
Gramku 2 months ago
idk lol
ryu2cool 2 months ago
I ran into this guy I had a crush on while I was with a friend of mine. We were chatting and he introduced himself to her. I chose that moment to say "oh it's ok she knows who you are". As soon as the words were out of my mouth I realized that I had pretty much said to him oh I talk about you to her all the time. I avoided him for a long time after that since it wasn't the first time I said something stupid in front of him. Wasn't the last time either.
rapidfire79 2 months ago
I can't think of anything right now! I know my daughter has embarrassed me before but I can't think of the specific incident! Blame it on mommy brain!
dolphin4176 2 months ago
Got my tongue stuck to a too cold fudgecicle
cyberdying 2 months ago
Sorry I can't remember anything .... maybe it was so embarrassing I have tried to erase it from my memory!!
intensev5 2 months ago
I one time i was out and i felt something on the ground by my foot fell out of my pants it was the day befores underwear
Pookeybearable 2 months ago
Most "usual" awkward thing I do forgetting to zip my zipper.
floweredangel 2 months ago
idk lol
NitroSplicers 2 months ago
nothing
stdude12345 2 months ago
I once accidentally sent an email to a group of people that wasn't meant for them... It kind of mentioned some really bad things about a couple of them...
babygurlj67 2 months ago
the victoria secret one... meh
canuckfreak123 2 months ago
my wedding speech was in front of 300+ people i was pretty smashed let's just say i made a fool of my self!
imported2nv 2 months ago
Too many...
MauStCha 2 months ago
Can't think of any right now.
calioop13 2 months ago
I dont remember i dont think ive done anything embarrassing
nickhun246 2 months ago
Got some lip balm from work last year and apparently it had red dye... It looked like I had lipstick on. Terrible.... just terrible.
Puissance 2 months ago
too embarrassing to tell but I ended up in a cast for six months. :(
LeesaWho 2 months ago
Too many to chose just one...
theborgs 2 months ago
I walked into a glass door; I wasn't embarrassed, but a guy in line to get in to the place said that he was very embarrassed for me.
amvanya 2 months ago
really cant think of one - or maybe I am just not into sharing that kind of stuff
beewitherspoon 2 months ago
LOL. You guys have to get me drunk before I start spilling my secrets.
KazDot9 2 months ago
I was waiting in line for some medication (I was really sick) and as I got to the counter, I threw up ... all over the counter, myself, and the pharmacist. Very embarrassing!
reducefootprints 2 months ago
No way, Jose! ;)
hbinct 2 months ago
cant tell
ulrye812 2 months ago
no comment
clvn8 2 months ago
I had a very bad cold with a runny nose. I got so tired of blowing it I finally just stuffed some tissue up my nostrils. I forgot and opened the door with the tissue still hanging out.
232abner 2 months ago
the most embarrassing thing I did was....well I don't remember....
Jspeed9081 2 months ago
SECRET
snorlaxgb 2 months ago
Why was that embarrassing for you? :)
For me, nothing that comes to mind,,,um, so to speak.
gmstavros 2 months ago
not telling :)
87lovefool 2 months ago
my lips are sealed
marceldboudreau 2 months ago
No way am I sharing that.
JenOfAutumn 2 months ago
Nothin too embarrassing lately...but something small was yesterday I tripped over the water hose that somebody forgot to roll up. I didn't completely fall down but very close lol I looked around to see if anybody saw and tried to play it off lol
texgurl86 2 months ago
i'm not telling :P
Halorach 2 months ago
HAHAHA! If I don't tell you this story my friends will get on me, its the most embarrassing TO THEM! LOL. Okay so we were at lunch at IHOP. Our normal waitress was helping us and she was saying something about her boyfriend going to jail. Then she told us that she called the cops on him and that's why he was in jail. I thought it was funny so I asked her if that's why she was missing a tooth, because he beat her. My friends just wanted to hide under the table. We laugh about it now though.
luckykarma83 2 months ago
Don't remember :)
dyuester 2 months ago
Buying tampons can be awkward.
hale2005 2 months ago
hahaha....wouldn't y'all like to know! ;)
metube86890 2 months ago
none that I can think of
fabric2000 2 months ago
Nothing I'm willing to tell.
northbridgesouth 2 months ago
Too embarrassing to tell you, just a hint - me bare ass.
TES283 2 months ago
too gross, not worth mentioning
themexicanponcho 2 months ago
I cheered once for the Montreal Canadians.... how embarrassing!
unclegavinb 2 months ago
Things :(
weiyimanga 2 months ago
I was riding my bike and checking out this girl, who also checking me out, and all of the sudden I got thrown into my handle bars from running into a car, she was laughing and was feeling like a dumb ass.
Jaymc77 2 months ago
me and my 2 female cousins were walking around at night (we live in NY) we were 12 yrs old it was maybe 2AM and we noticed like 6 guys were following us n speeding up towards us and we said in the count of 3 we will run to the nearest store then call our older male cousin to come get us so at the count of 3 we started running like hell n i actually crapped on myself thats how scared i was... the whole ordeal was scary but going to my cousins house with crappy pants was soooo embarassing
girlplz 2 months ago
Oh man, I try so hard not to remember my awkward moments >.<
TheRealBhevarri 2 months ago
tweeted something I shouldn't
kirstiebird 2 months ago
sent an email to the wrong person
11garfan 2 months ago
Falling on ice in front of my friends.
brandonwhite56 2 months ago
When I wanted to post a private message to my hubby on Facebook, and I mistakenly posted it publicly where all my "friends" could see it...
MSimastar232 2 months ago
Hmm well this happened when I was in school. We were playing basketball in the gym, something happened and my pants ended up falling down. Sooo yep ended giving everyone a show. I wore a belt for years after that. But the funny part is out of all the people in the gym only like 3 people noticed.
TheBookRose 2 months ago
when the public toilet refused to flush and someone was waiting to use it right after me.
tracylr233 2 months ago
Hi
stunnazbaby93 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Falling on ice in front of my classmates
pixiepuff2006 2 months ago
Not to share.
coljim999 2 months ago
eemembembarrassing moment when i farted in a quite room filled with people
Jessica192jessica 2 months ago
I was visiting my husband at work on my lunch hour and was wearing a skirt. I slipped on the ice going to the car and fell right on my arse in front of all of them!
astroqueen67 2 months ago
wow - i have lots of embarrassing moments.
when i was 6, my teacher would not let me go to the washroom during class and made me wait until recess. unfortunately, the teacher in the playground would not let me use the washroom during recess - i ended up peeing all over the chair in class. I was so upset!
charmedigitalchick 2 months ago
I told my school's dean that one teacher sucked at his job. He never gave us time to do our work. When I walked out he was standing there. He had heard everything. I still have this guy for 3 more months.
GlamorousGriselda 2 months ago
Maybe not the most the most embarrassing thing i've done, but I was in class once and everyone was doing their work, it was dead quiet and I farted. I didn't mean to, I didn't even know I needed to...it just happened and it was so SO loud. I was really embarrassed and not very good at playing it cool so everyone knew it was me.
aly3360 2 months ago
This girl was talking to a guy right behind me, but I thought she was talking to me. I keep on saying "what" because she was whispering. Finally she said "I love you", and gave the guy a blow kiss. I looked at her, and I said, I loved you since freshman. She smiled, and pointed behind me, I looked and her boyfriend was there! lol. its all good though, we end up dating anyways!
dclipe 2 months ago
I was gossiping about a co-worker at the office, and didn't realize she had come up behind me and heard what I said.
nikon989 2 months ago
I was talking about someone that was a big news story in my town. Didnt know that the persons friend I was talking to was the person in the new's sister !! It was a big robbery ...and I made a joke about it ..... then she says UH that was my brother. I was so embarrassed !
hideouslyheather 2 months ago
Called my teacher"Mom" by mistake
luckydl100 2 months ago
So many to chose from. Maybe when I got my car towed and had to chase it down and explain that it was my dad's car.
vmkids3 2 months ago
Threw up out a car window and when we got where we were going realized it was all over the side of the car
jmcharries 2 months ago
egh i hate victoria secret giftcards):
Iamthecandyman100 2 months ago
I asked a direction to a man in the street...oops the man was a woman...but she had a very masculine apparence!
scoubidibidou 2 months ago
the semi slip/fall that happens because of snow freezing into ice. UGH. so awkward walking to class while half falling.
chocochip08 2 months ago
I had a horrible reaction to pyrotechnics at Trans-Siberian Orchestra's Christmas concert last year- after the concert I walked outside and once the cold air hit all the chemicals I had inhaled into my lungs, I had a 20 minute coughing and retching fit in which I sat on a bench and proceeded to wet all over myself while my husband went to get the car. Yeah. Pretty humiliating.
freakdujour 2 months ago
Calling somebody by a completely incorrect name always makes me feel like the biggest dumb...
hi0how0are0ya 2 months ago
Getting a tear in my shorts. A large visible tear.
mrdisco9999 2 months ago
like heav85, my whole life is awkward lol
omgacsl 2 months ago
too embarrassing for me to want to share.
amybutterfly 2 months ago
I had a cat named Sky. I was standing on my neighbours porch and spotted my cat sitting in the window that was on the second level of our house. So imagine this person (me!!) standing there looking up saying "Hi Sky". Well, I received a few weird looks by people passing by.
Koala429 2 months ago
Fell asleep on the toilet once at a party....yeah not good :(
TheWwjodydo 2 months ago
Falling down the steps at school
goonyburd 2 months ago
Our friends invited my husband and I to go and watch one of their friends in a band. I had to much to drink, my husband kept spinning me around (not dance, just spinning). When it was time to leave our friends husband left her there at the bar (he was drunk) He got pulled over and we had to take her home. I was lying down in the back seat and she was in the passenger seat my husband made a quick stop I came up and threw up on her :( We haven't been back out with them since.
Momsfreebies17 2 months ago
I can't pick just one.
bffkitty 2 months ago
Called a neighbor by the wrong name.
2pLre 2 months ago
Trying to rollerblade with my sons - awkwardness personified I am LOL
lisalonglash 2 months ago
sexy
tnartnar 2 months ago
Had a terrible coughing fit and kept farting at same time amoung people I work with
paintedpawz 2 months ago
my whole life is awkaward
heav85 2 months ago
The whole nut realizing someone is on the phone in an elevator and thinking I was having a conversation with them when really I was just talking to myself looking crazy :P
chaoticorder75 2 months ago
Tried showing up skateboarding andd....fractured my ankle in front of alot of people..Then to top it off,I took the cast off 3 weeks early..... to play basketball and messed it up even more going up for a rebound and landing on someones shoe..
hestar 2 months ago
I was with some friends and did the splits and ripped my shorts.
bridget3420 2 months ago
COOL
gamaadel1 2 months ago
GO
gamaadel1 2 months ago
Nothing significant comes to mind! I'm big into acting so you can't get embarrassed easily!
janicelynn 2 months ago
texted a message to someone who i did not wat to read it
shannon03maire 2 months ago
Had too much to drink at an office party one year and later that night while sleeping I dreamt I was standing over the toilet taking a whiz. Well I woke up and found out I wasn't in the bathroom but I was taking a whiz. Dreams do come true.
slugbug55 2 months ago
I sent a text that was intended for my husband to someone else. Oops...
beetles216 2 months ago
Pissed my pants in public.
HKJazz87 2 months ago
Made a huge voice crack while playing guitar and singing for a group of at least 20 people. Stopped playing, bent over, and laughed, then continued playing. I am a girl by the way :P
marissamilkshak 2 months ago
I fell and split my pants at the roller rink. We wore them tight back then! lol
wildnmild4u 2 months ago
Accidentally sent a text to a coworker that wasn't intended for her! Had to try and cover that one up quickly...
Rebecca31604 2 months ago
Texted private text meant for hubby to a group of people, including my mil!
jaymaymama 2 months ago
i was laughing so hard during a game of mad libs i pissed my pants LOL
buttmuffin19 2 months ago
I think I have quite a few but would not want to share them, not cool at all.. So I'll keep to self BUT one thing I can remember that I'm willing to share is that I thought I saw someone I knew so I was talking to him but it was just a guy from my high school.... That I didn't correspond with at all..
DelHatesYou 2 months ago
I went up to a cashier and said hello.
mjavor 2 months ago
When in school play and one of the other players botched their lines and it came out something very off color. I lost it and could not stop laughing. I said my lines, while cracking up, staggered off stage doubled over laughing. Couldn't stop. Never got to be in another play! :( so much for my bidding acting carrier! lol
graywolfpack5 2 months ago
Married in Lake Tahoe, after the wedding we went to Casino's. Ok, I had a lamb skin jacket on and was dressed up. I wandered away from the group of wedding guest and security came to me checking my id. Well, it was not because I looked that young, but I think they thought I was a Hooker. Biatchessss....................
KAPUMAKA 2 months ago
toilet paper stuck on the bottom of my shoe.
TheOmegadoom13 2 months ago
I was housesitting foir my friends and I didn't type their home security code in soon enough and their home alarm system went off. Thankfully the security company called and verified to shut the system off.
SouthernFriedBride 2 months ago
Losing my panties in my boyfriend/hubby's truck! We never did find them;)
joyann1968 2 months ago
Oh, when's the baby due?
akorvemaker 2 months ago
Drinking + Wedding + I don't act incredibly civilized when I am drunk off my ass = I regret a lot that night
bipple305 2 months ago
As a former cashier at a drug store in Seattle, I used to get embarrassed when the customers were embarrassed--young guys buying condoms are bad, women buying disposable douches are bad. But the worst was when the actor, John Corbett, came through my line once buying condoms. He tried to make a joke about buying the condoms for his grandmother. All I could think of to ask him was if he bleached his teeth (it was the 90's before whitening strips), and then if he wanted a bag for "that".
JMyers666 2 months ago
Definitely lost my trunks after diving into the deep end of the pool once...
Redwing60 2 months ago
Went to eat with some friends at Chili's once. Got sick half-way through dinner. Threw up all over the floor right next to the table.
harlismom312 2 months ago
Nothing springs to mind, I don't embarrass easily. Once you've done the whole child birth thing modesty goes out the window.
2011Polly 2 months ago
can't think of anything significant
sanmanyt 2 months ago
Got pants in 6th grade
TheMysticfail 2 months ago
THE MOST EMBARASSING THING EVER HAPPENED TO ME IS WHEN I WAS IN SIXTH GRADE, I WAS NOT FEELING GOOD ALL DAY AND HAD EXTREME STOMACH CRAMPS SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I DIDN'T KNOW I CAME ON MY MENSTRUAL PERIOD AND WHILE IN SCHOOL:( I WAS SO NERVOUS, SHAKING & ON TOP THAT MY HUGE UNIFORM SKIRT WIND UP FALLING IN THE TOILET AND IT WAS ALL ON THE BACK OF MY SKIRT AND SOME ON THE BACK OF MY SHIRT:
GUESS WHAT, ODUM? TO TOP THAT OFF MY "PUPPY LOVE" CRUSH WAS LOOKING DEAD AT ME & IN SHOCK!! LOL
lmonique314 2 months ago
When I was younger I once accidentally called my teacher mom hahahah.
BlunterBonsai 2 months ago
I accidentally called my teacher mom once. Hahahaha.
BlunterBonsai 2 months ago
I can't remember. :(
mikeschmeee 2 months ago
yeah one time i accidentally shaved off one of my eyebrows in like grade 5 and the next day was picture day
nadjarobello 2 months ago
I wore two different colored shoes to work by accident. One was navy and one was black. It was dark when I was getting dressed and I didn't notice until half way through the day when the receptionist pointed it out.
thill60 2 months ago
once I was to school with the slippers at home...
ElUltimoPrimerBeso 2 months ago
My mom dressed me as an Oscar Meyer weiner for Halloween wheen I was a kid!
staulcub 2 months ago
I wore a new wrap-style shirt to work one day and was in an important meeting during which I had been speaking quite a bit, so I know all eyes were on me. Mid-way through the meeting I happened to glance down and noticed that my shirt had gaped open exposing nearly all of my push up bra (*extreme mortification*). Could have been worse, obviously, but still was very embarrassing.
thegamblinggirl 2 months ago
Second grade, we were not aloud to go to the bathroom during quite time.. I told the teacher i really had to go.. Nope.. So i went in my chair. Her apologizing after everyone seen it didn't help me not get picked on for the rest of the year.
trowbdon 2 months ago
I don't get embarrassed........
GDE71 2 months ago
I dressed up in a bear suit for a kid's play once.
anonynamja 2 months ago
Sixth grade...first period...and no idea it was happening...oh yeah, that's right. I walked around for at least an hour or so with a red spot on my (yeah get a load of this outfit from the 90s) overalls. Awkward!!! Someone finally pointed it out and i had to wear my jacket wrapped around my waist to hide it. At least it gave me the opportunity to get rid of them ;)
tmarieanne 2 months ago
once I walked out of the restroom at a restaurant not knowing that the back of my skirt was tucked into my pantyhose and exposing my backside. Not pretty!
memoriesmichelle 2 months ago
not really had an embarassing moment, will let you know if I do have one, lol.
whspre 2 months ago
I sent and email out to my kid's principal regarding her teacher (Miss Poran) and the auto spell checker changed it to "Miss Porn."
onebirdbam 2 months ago
While not as good as your story, this one is mighty special too. I had been put on a medication that caused horrid constipation so off I went to the drug store to purchase a laxative. While I was there, I noticed that they had toilet paper on sale as well as boxes of latex gloves that my husband wears when he is catering. Up to the cash with laxative tablets, 2 enemas, 4 packages of toilet paper and 2 boxes of gloves...um, yah!
JeannetteNL1966 2 months ago
hello
hauenste1n 2 months ago
After a few drinks at a wedding, I announced on a wedding video that I hoped this would be the best of all their future marriages.
MrKrabtastic 2 months ago
At a funeral, someone asked me how I was feeling. Without thinking, I gave my usual response to that question: "Still breathing." Did NOT go over well.
WagTheFoxBlog 2 months ago
Can't think of anything.
tsukihimesama 2 months ago
The time I had to run for the train during a heat wave. I jumped onto the standing room only train and there was an old crush of mine from high school standing right next to me. We talked to the next stop, the whole time he was giving me this strange look. When he got off I pulled out my compact mirror and realized my new mascara was not waterproof, the sweat of running had left me with raccoon eyes :(
kdkdcats 2 months ago
I mistook my husband for a stranger, turned out to be a woman.They were wearing the same kind of jacket and must have looked the same from behind. Anyways the rather butch lady did not appreciate me tapping her bum
TheSuzyQ1966 2 months ago
walked out of the restroom in a restaurant with TP on my shoe
sunsetsnrises 2 months ago
Nothing that I can't think of or are willing to share :)
xprismperfectx 2 months ago
I said 'No thank you' instead of 'Thank you' to a gift I received from my mother-in-law, it was a stupid mistake :(
margaret441 2 months ago
wow back in HS this guy i liked came over to me to finally talk to me... i was waiting on the train platform and the train was about to pull up so while still talking to him i turned to enter not noticing how close i was to a billboard.. and SMACK face first right into it.... i had a huge KNOT on my forehead... not only was my head hurting so was my ego...
1028peanut 2 months ago
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metalhead1961 2 months ago
can't think of anything
nrobak 2 months ago
My most embarrassing moment was when I tried to book it from the shower to my room because I didn't have a towel.......but my mom had her friend and the friend's kids were there.....I didn't hear them all because they were eating lunch. Not that horrible but it was still terrifying.
haleyhearts89 2 months ago
Wow...I think you reall have a good one there. Hard to beat it. I'd say back in High School I used to wear entirely too much makeup. We got caught out in a huge downpour at lunch and my mascara came running down my face. My guy friends totally pointed and laughed. I wear waterproof now.