Quest of the Delta Knights - 3/9

[mkmDell]

So maybe Mike smokes the occasional cigar....funny I've been waiting to see him smoke for two seasons past! Now I got the answer.

[silvereagle2061]

"I did some work for Billy Zane" Great "Titanic" reference.

[TheInkySea]

Aw man! I was hoping that Pearl would be in the theater the entire episode! :(

[originalscreenname44]

David Warner is the Lobe from Freakazoid! I knew that voice sounded familiar.

[TomSFox]

08:21 Good thing that Thing from the Addams Family was around.

[EmmaOnATangent]

Ahhhhhh. . . this episode is a wonderful preview for Rifftrax. Mike, Bill and Kevin are SO AWESOME.

[thefaboloussob]

8:00 Pizza Pizza!

[thefaboloussob]

0:40 That's a fancy, pretentious way to say "vulture."

[EmmaOnATangent]

This is still better than the Phantom Menace. . . 

[implacablesuspicion]

@TheRaffleTube "Brought peace?"

[Unwyze]

Mike looks like Dr. Strangelove in that outfit, holding a cigar...

[thefaboloussob]

0:58 "Frightening." You're talkin' about what remains of your youthful beauty, ain't u, Hussey?

[thefaboloussob]

0:25 waitin' 4 the world 2 change; 1 day hour generation is gonna rule the population; sew we keep on w8ng...

[randomguy199545]

i DIDNT KNOW THEY HAD STAPLES BACK THEN!

[jekblom123]

I think those were archimedes' real life last words... translated of course...

[THiNGYBOBinc]

This is officially one of the best episodes ever.

[SpaceToasterTV]

Tom Servo is so cute I would want to carry him everywhere.

[MrBuch169169]

Carry me too, Pearl! xD

[Gigrantula58]

9:24 AND COLLINGSWORTH GRABS IT, WILL YOU LOOK AT HIM GO?!!!

[Gigrantula58]

Let's get that order out, people!

[ArmorArmadillo]

Ah, right, of course, those scientifically ignorant Romans. They never invented anything useful.

[Kinemacolor]

Shouldn't this wizard try to get the kid back to his father who lives in the manor house outside of London?

[modchic720]

"Now here's the dead man's brains! And here's his eyeballs!"

[maxcardun]

Mintgiver LOL

[gussiejives]

My unfinished basement with water damage is my secret too.

[OzzyFan87]

"Come on up Mom!"

[Velox415]

So Archimedes is supposed to be this great seer, but he can't foresee that if he grabbed his crap and got out of there he'd be able to finish his prophecy AND not be stabbed.... Not the guy I'd trust my future to.

[TheJoeyNitro]

You forgot Love Machine.

[DAVIDInitiative]

"You cheatin' again, Brain Guy?!

Of course I am!"

I love this show.

[applebonker141]

Y'know...I'm pretty sure they didn't refer to the time they lived in as the "Dark Ages".

[dstewart0729]

It seems like the makers of this movie done fucked up fundamentally when they tried to mix historical people and places with a fantasy story. Also, look, it's that dude who played the evil butler in Titanic and voiced so many forgettable Saturday morning cartoon villains. And I think Mr. Fakebeard played Professor Lupin in the Harry Potter movies, but I may be mistaken there. At this point, I'm wondering if Alan Rickman is going to show up.

[EponymousKid]

Also, hold on one goddamn second. Tee is from England, which is evidently not where they are now. So where the Hell are they where everybody speaks English?

Also, why didn't Tee think there was something odd about a beggar speaking several different languages earlier on? Don't most beggars barely speak half a language?

And, what, there's a prophecy about a chosen one? I thought the Delta Knights were about knowledge and science, not superstition and magic.

[ChaoticYak]

@EponymousKid As bad as this movie is, that's one of the things that is actually accurate. We have this strange idea nowadays that good education and intelligence automatically rules out superstition and magic. The separation during the Middle Ages and Renaissance was not so clear. Heck, even Isaac Newton was an alchemist and wrote more on alchemy than he did on physics.

[EponymousKid]

Wait, the appearance of a beggar allows him to move around freely? Pretending to be a disease-ridden slave driving bum allows him access into... anywhere?

Or does he mean like traveling? Are derelicts known for their wanderlust?

[LonewolfSojourner]

Okay I get the point of keeping your code for agents to identify each other simple and making sure it doesn't sound like a code, but really, how many Delta Knights have been killed because some one bumped into a snarky peasant?

[Banminator]

Jon Irenicus?

[masticina]

Well ask your girlfriend and she will be.. no it isn't funny anymore!

[anemicroyaltea69]

"Rockyyyy!!!" lmao I've seen this episode a few times and just now caught that. lmao

[ColonelHoraldo]

I like how everyone was happy with the new arrangement except Pearl.

[antgav79]

Mint giver we love you!!!

[doodstormer]

I've always wondered, what's the logo on Mike's jumpsuit sleeve? I've never been able to make it out.

[grahamlaur]

"... including Kevin Spacey." 

[SinnFein4ever]

8:20-8:24

Unfourtunatly, the grace of God did not also extend to its author.

;)

[Sauron338]

Know what would save this movie? Rowsdower. Actually, nothing could save this movie, I lied.

[JoystixMusic]

"Rowsdower!"

[LeZBoHProductions]

@JoystixMusic LMAO

[thehamburgla]

10:46 Lando Calrissian really let himself go.

[Bayview05]

6:12-8:50 is hands down the most ludicrous set up ive ever heard

[CoryTE]

"You see, I've invented a device called the basement."

[troyal77]

I must say I absolutely adore the glorious synthesized score!

[ChaoticYak]

"From lands far to the north will come a young sage."

Or you!

You forgot "love machine"!

[lilanma]

Oh my God, I watched The Omen the other day and all I could do was make pee-throwing jokes about the journalist David Warner plays.

[Amber474]

*shriek* Tea's ready!

LOL ^_^ God, I love this show...

[marie1w]

Master whats this?"Dam now i have to tell him about the bodies" ...lol

[glasfurd31]

Did Archimedes always say "Eureka!" when he figured out any problem?

[ChaoticYak]

@glasfurd31 Well, 'eureka' is Greek for "I have found it"; so if he had discovered something new, it's very likely he would have said that...although he wouldn't likely have stripped down to nothing. :)

[Dulcimerist]

This looks like a story from the Wishbone television show! XD

[creatornat]

@Dulcimerist ..My goodness, you nailed it!! Music, direction-everything! ROFL

[starlimitz2]

"Bunch of crap, really!" I love Servo!

[maximumkarlnage]

Never ask Bootsy Collins if you can borrow a coat

[changyimei]

Ask your girlfriend she'll tell you I am!

[ChaoticYak]

And pushed down all our cheap sets.

[HayesAJones]

"I invented staple by the way."

[86thPatriot]

"SO YOU'RE A DELTA KNIGHT TOO HUH!"

"Shhhhhhhh!!"

[SAGEBOT500]

9:28 The muffiny hat appears!

[DementedJuggalette]

awwww The Mint Giver left :( and Mike has betrayed the bots! HOW DARE HE!!

[ChaoticYak]

"It seems..."

...chilly in here. Could you turn down your guy?

[TalkingDevoB52]

Brain Guy is super powerful, he just makes booze appear

[DarthRandall]

Whoa, I just realized who that guy playing Lord Volchair is! He's the voice actor who played Jon Irenicus in Baldur's Gate 2!

[guysmiley00]

They pretty much lifted the whole Archimedes story from the fall of Syracuse, except that it was a calculus problem that Archimedes was working on when the Roman soldier killed him.

[AMOVIEGUY14]

"Let get that order up people!"

[elfinfluff]

I love Mike in his Forrester outfit.

[fatalrob0t]

I need to find this movie. Seriously. It's stupid, but it's fun.

[kootiepatra]

"It's chilly in here; could you turn down your guy?"

[cchasler]

NELSON!!!!!!

[fyiab]

Yeah,staples? what the hell?

[CosmosFever]

"Hide the hooch" - Bobo :D

[Theburn77]

"ooh, right in the tomato."

[ngobleus]

"Skip to page 33 where Sonny and the bridesmaid are...well, you know..."

[M0VIES4U2]

02:55 LOL!

[bruxbrux]

"He bats eighth." Nice, the worst place in the order -- at least the guy who bats ninth is usually the pitcher, but the guy who bats eighth has no excuse.

[ilikethecoke]

SO YOU'RE A DELTA KNIGHT, TOO, HUH?!

Shh!

[KayEnDub]

The freemasons among our Founding Fathers left us clues, like these...!

[DIEidealistsDIE]

7:41 Rocky Horror reference FTW

[M0VIES4U2]

You know what would have made a great episode? If the Mads completely switched with Mike, Servo, and Crow, for the entire episode! I wonder if there are any episodes like that.

[M0VIES4U2]

01:23

[tarlcabot18]

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

[Jcolinsol]

"Master... why do we beg?"

Well, gotta big trust fund...

[les907]

5:50 This is the SAME actor who waits for a little boy to change the world in Disney's James & The Peach. Talk about type casting.

[wrght9185]

If I was Mike, I would eat a whole bag full of mints in the theater & I wouldn't give any to the bots. That's what they get for being traitors.

[ChaoticYak]

Sitting here with a couple of MAN sized men. Not to always have to be the big clumsy lummox all the time. Down here, that's you, Bobo.

[hippiechik95]

"It seems..."

-Chilly in here, can you turn down your guy?

Carry me too, Pearl!

[murdock283]

Lol at the Cheez Doodle caught in Professor Bobo's beard. XD

[ChannelBluesy]

1:07 lol, jealous Crow

I love how the bots love Prearl over a friggin mint, and how Mike's having a guy's night out with Brain Guy and Bobo

3:02 I love Crow's 'ha ha'

[vlcupper]

Is Lord Oldchair supposed to be Alan Rickman from Robin Hood?

[DrWhiggs]

Bobo leaves the band on his cigar? Poor form.

[LightDeoxys]

"I invented staples, by the way."

I love how Mike bonded with Bobo and Brain Guy :D

[trapadoored]

@LightDeoxys

man I would watch a whole show of just Mike Bobo and brain guy hanging out.

[s1lverfalcon]

Mike's smoking! Nooooo! Whatever happened to his stance on smoking ala "The Dead Talk Back"? D:

[ElveeKaye]

4:55 A good pair of underwear SHOULD move around freely, m i rite??

6:31 "Just think what we could do if we found the lost storehouse!"

It's probably just a giant recipe vault.

[oaajbs]

"By the way, I invented staples..."

[Studio731]

shaa, well ask your girlfriends she'll tell yeah I am. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[couchfort]

So the big secret is he's got an unfinished basement with water damage?

[Tareltonlives]

"It seems.." "Chilly in here. Could you turn down your guy?"

I guess there's no chance of seeing Olivia Hussey's boobs in this movie.

"It's his museum of odors" Wait, if he begs to be able to move around, how does he pack all that crap?

"Mooooom!"

Yeah, that's the battle of Syracuse *snicker*

"Rocky!"

Crap, this IS turning into Eragon....

[DrWhiggs]

I think he means move about the village because nobody pays attention to beggars. That's my guess, anyways.

[stcefce]

I swear the boy playing T in this movie is the same boy who runs flailing and screaming from the Sheriff of Rottingham up to the screen in Robin Hood: Men In Tights!!!!

[enochmamon]

He is. His name is Cobin Allred.

[Kendorager]

@stcefce Actually, he is. His name is Corbin Allred and according the the IMDB he's "never had an acting lesson in his life." Go figure. :)

[bastlake]

@stcefce You got it, and Men In Tights was his first movie, Delta Knights his second

[19cake69]

I love you Laurie

[Cootiio]

God in heaven that was the worst montage ive ever seen

[201curzonst]

Hi, townspeople, it's not the beggar; it's me, a nobleman!

Love the Jedi training (sorry, NRA homeschooling) sequence.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Never ask Bootsie Collins if you can borrow a coat.

"It seems"

Chilly in here, could you turn down your guy?

[watda74]

"SO YOUR A DELTA KNIGHT, TOO? HUH-Shh!!!

Love it! X-D

[Windclaw]

WRONG! Archimedes is NOT the greatest scientist who ever lived. Everyone knows that honor belongs to Bill Nye!

[Tareltonlives]

He will END your ass, with SCIENCE!

[applebonker141]

LOL

Hmm...I wonder if there are any episodes of Bill Nye on Youtube. I've never bothered to check XD

[kaejae24]

Kids turned into Nellie Olsen

I have a wife and family Ahhhhhhhh

[Jackthemonkey666]

Next , The Swarm

See, i invented something call a basement..

I invented staples by the way.

[varekai475]

"We've rounded up a number of suspects"

"Including Kevin Spacey"

[Dragmack]

I swear, the dude who's the wizard/spy provided the voice for the snobby computer in the cartoon "Courage the Cowardly Dog".

[SylvestrCologne]

Not according to IMDB *single tear*

[c3section]

Now in this part the guy is talking about the lost continent?

{No more rock climbing mama, make it stop!}

[brrrenna]

"I invented staples by the way"

[intothemyst]

I love how Servo and Crow fall in love with Pearl because she gives them mints.

[TomMSTie]

Wouldn't you?

[PerfectKirby]

I also love how Mike, Bobo, and Brain Guy have some "guy time" lol

[MovieSign2525]

It's like a prophetic foretelling of RiffTrax...XD

[PerfectKirby]

Hey, you're right! XD

[annthebold]

Ask your girlfriend!!!

[PerfectKirby]

Lol, I would if I had one. :(

(Yes, I know you're quoting the video =P)

[Dulcimerist]

They even have Grain Belt beer!!!

[JackieCoogansBastard]

@Dulcimerist And Glenlivet 12-year, my favorite!

[M0VIES4U2]

@intothemyst I bet they were fruity flavored!

[doodstormer]

@intothemyst She has Grandma Syndrome, it's inevitable.