soup, salad and breadsticks..

[jsfalk55]

it always seems to me they get water or peach tea lol

[MyTatiana85]

Me: Hi .... (cut off)

Guest: were going to make this easy on you 2 Hot Teas 2 Coffees we want the Soup and Salad

Me?: Okay what soup do you want to start with:

Guest: I will have the Grilled Chicken Cesar Soup.

Me: Ughhhh shoot me.

[KrazzzyKyle]

Me: Hey there how are y'all doin today? Welcome to the Olive Garden my name is...

Them: Water with LEMON!

*gets water...with lemon

Me: Can I maybe start y'all off with an appetizer such as calamari or the spinach and art...

Them: WE WANT ENDLESS SOUP SALAD AND BREADSTICKS!

Me: ok well what soup would you like?

Them:... *blank stare*

that makes me laugh. they act like it's a fast food joint. they act cheap and leave you 2 dollars after you refill everything at least 4 times. fuckin PIGS

[nglasgow3]

love you. this is great.

[Kurtispworthington]

" No ice means no tip" the best part

[DavinJH11]

LOL! Can I have the Pasta Fagoli, without the pasta?

And just a cup of ice, I brought my own soda.

[DavinJH11]

LOL! Can I have the Pasta Fagoli, without the pasta?

And just a cup of ice, I brought my own soda.

[cysprincess143]

this made my day better lol! i had a 6 top today and every person was picky about what they wanted..they dont understand how hard it is to get plain bread with no salt or butter lol!

[0320bonbon]

wow i love the guest will say i would like salad and chicken and goonochhi soup..lol

[powerofsonic]

i love the muzzarellda cheese and soup it tastes awsome!

[missnaomi89]

aside from the fact this is hilarious, what are you doing working at olive garden? you have a great voice.

[thethunderchickens]

what is sad is this happens at OG's across America.

[mcoocoo]

Hahaha... "I will take care of you" ...u said it all

[joant1221]

I've come here to redeem myself with my bad attitude about soup, salad and breadstick people. Today, I had the nicest couple ever that ordered the above and water with lemon. They left me $50.00 on $15.05.

They came in somewhere between 2 and 3pm.

Really...there is a God.

[KrwawyLeon]

I worked in OG in charleston SC and damn, even now, being back in Poland, I'm still having nightmares about soup&salad&breadsticks eating bitches.

[JustSum13lse]

I love it when they says, "Oh you've been a great server! Thank you so much!" That is what we in Charleston WV call the verbal tip. They usually don't leave shit.

[tiffers0506]

"whats the soup of the day?"

my favorite!!!!

[LeAnnO14]

haha yeah!!!

[wtfdoihavetodohere]

Server: Hi folks, how are you doing today. My name is....

"Guest": We know what we want already! The soup and salad "special"!

Server: Ok, my name is Dan, what kind of soup would you like?

"Guest": Yeah what kind do you have?

Server: Well, if you open up those menus over there, the ones you immediately pushed aside without looking at them, you will find a list of our soups :)

"Guest": I'll have this one, the...Toh...Ka...(uh)...Ka-na. And can I get some HOT TEA!!?

[PhoenixFlyer07]

OMG that is sooooooo true!

[missnaomi89]

I love when people don't let you get your name out, are you seriously THAT starved that you can't allow me to introduce myself first? Isn't part of the whole dining experience supposed to be having a friendly server? isn't that partially why you came here?....anyone? Maybe not.

[sabradan]

Happens to me ALL THE FUCKING TIME.  Like...every shift.

[oooyoMamaooo]

Man...this makes me feel so good.

Guest: I'll make it easy on ya-soup salad and breadsticks!

Guests Friend: "And make it a BIG salad, this man can eat!

[ram79la]

@wtfdoihavetodohere so accurate !!, haha



[romoled]

Actually, I want the garlic salt, just NO BUTTER ON THE STIX! I would like a side of butter pats. Warmed up.

Nice.

[dustomatic1974]

My favorite thing is when they don't even ask for the soup by name. They just call them "the chili one" or " the sausage one or whatever" or "the one with the beans". Motherfuckers who eat there twice a week for a year still don't know the names of the soups.

[takeyouoff]

no garlic salt hahaha!

my favorite is "I'll have the salad...with bleu cheese please."

Are you serious man? I've known what the Olive Garden salad consists of since I was 4 years old.

[hossdsc]

Yes... Sing my pain away...

2 yrs in and no end in site.

Zupa with none of the green stuff!!!

-ya cuz vegies would do your fatass a lot of harm

Do you have any other soups???

-cuz 4 just aint enough

Dumb f-ing people

[TheLastBoss78]

Awesome! No garlic salt. lol cheapass picky old people.

[suurrutia]

thank u man its not only my pain but our pain

[nebachin]

oh my god... this is right on! props to you!

[MustacheGuy]

I feel your OG pain. Nice playing. Boo Ivan.