German Fork Lift Safety

[gomennkusai]

Finally German overed Japan...hahaha

[wrennt]

this is why they lost the war.

[ChechClear]

Does anyone know the name of the song thats playing when the guy with no hands is at his work-table?

[mustardofdoom]

Holy shit.

[JanMetabolic]

its final german destination

[esoraleak]

This is so much like "Salad Days" by Monty Python.

[PoliceViolence]

This is perfect. The logos at the beginning and then the cut to the sandwiches which look horrible. Well done.

[Dimension640]

I hope it's fake... Germans men have a really strange sense of humor anyway...

[Galf506]

I wasn't expecting that. Lol.

[BristolSpotterHD]

ok. proberly not the best video to watch since im doing my forklift training.....

[fcluddski]

2 world wars and a world cup now fuck off!!!

[Epicous]

Ich habe dieses video gesehen so viele male, ich spreche jetzt deutsch.

[jrg8008]

Ach Gott, ach Gott isch des ebbes.

[luketorpedo]

brb, gonna go work in germany.

[darthnelly13]

Moral of the story: NO WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE

[Germtalia]

this place robably has a HUGE job turn over

[Germtalia]

uh no that was his favorite masturbation hand

[Germtalia]

this is an assasin warehouse

[Tareltonlives]

ER VERSUCHTE MICH ZU TOTEN MIT EIN GABELSTAPLER!

[lifelikeable]

That guy needs to be fired.



[CoreyMcc11]

its like freakin final destination

[Tareltonlives]

@CoreyMcc11 More like "Sich die Handen mit Gefahr"

[zacefronandwiggles]

watched this in german class

[laurencec09]

now i've watched some weird shit in my time... but this...

[otaku559]

@laurencec09 I've seen weirder stuff than this.

[Germtalia]

@otaku559 does it involve leather?

[otaku559]

@Germtalia Actually... Probably.

[piemanmoo]

This is why I always wear my saftey goggles.

[xtrem3rd]

Being German myself, I can say that this is mostly hilarious because the narration is delivered PERFECTLY STRAIGHT, and sounds like how they would talk about safety measures on a kid's show, such as the "Sendung mit der Maus". Honestly, I can't imagine that this is anything but a parody.

[DrMuganda]

@xtrem3rd

It's narrated by Egon Hoegen

[EIA345342]

it needs to be subtiteld

[jeffrey826]

Those wacky germans

[Nukeleo]

I remember this from my childhood. Thank God.

[katkins007]

I don't understand a word but somehow i am entertained xD got to love the germans :)

[animaster94]

Its funnier if you understand german

[BitchyMcSmartass]

At least they got to ride off into the sunset, like heroes always do in movies.

[VidyaGaemsChannel]

FUCKING LOL'D

[Ellectrollama]

It's like I'm really watching Happy Tree Friends

[fudman02]

claus sher is a fuck up and should be let go without any severance

[marcster1994]

4:00 Why did you bend and pull it out, you idiot?

[MrBlahChannel]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a commercial.

[PixLatedDreams]

Thats because it's not a commercial.

Youre fucking retarded.

[MrBlahChannel]

@PixLatedDreams Sorry, I was so overwhelmed by this videos stupidity and the videos I previously watched that I forgot.

[kaktuzz]

gore makes anything automatically funny!

[Allurade]

I'm not sure if I should be horrified, or hating myself for finding this so funny.

[SACKIMACKI]

isn't this the preview for final destination 6?

[msumungo]

Ach, Klaus did not anything wrong, actually,

[TheDudeAbides8734]

**The instructor shuts off the film projector** "Any questions?"

[starduks]

@5:34 BLACK MESA!

[Katluver1991]

Hahahaha fucking hysterical! My friend is sitting beside me so when I burst out laughing she was like "wtf?" xD

[Nate102986]

Worst first day of work ever!

[b22msk]

My forklift instructor (in the UK) DID show this to us when we were doing the course for the ticket. As no doubt more then one person posted.

[galloway62042009]

EPIC

[HoozierDaddy]

ACTUNG!!!

[warriorofsteel01]

ROFL! THSIISHILARIOUS

[imunchbutts]

That guy really sucked at working the forklift.

[94Princesi]

When i see this video i always laugh like carzy.

Because he pass the test of forklift soooooo happy.

[ibaneziceman2007]

Haha... we watched this in my German class.

[suckmysilencer747]

this will all make sense if the trainees were jewish.

[AustralianGuyyy]

Bloody Nazis.

[Edecreed]

Days since last accident : -1

[tigergreg8]

Since we are exporting so many jobs etc overseas, can we export this guy to the Middle East,

[fredga]

Best splatter movie ever!

[Jack9Riley]

I've watched this so many times, I can now speak German.

[tomislavlac]

20 people did not survive the gabelstapler test

[ShrewdGentleman]

Not many movies are ballsy enough to kill off their main protagonist after building such a strong emotional connection with the audience, but after introducing the love interest it was the only way it could go.

[mears89]

You dont have to be German to understand this.While it has an element of safety at work it is hilarious but it sure gets the point across.The first time i saw this video on tv i was laughing so much i nearly wet myself.

[Rickstew86]

I genuinely got shown this when I did forklift training at my previous job. Never laughed so hard in years! Thanks for uploading it!

[rstump312]

He Tried to Kill Me with a Forklift...

[Germandude1000]

Gabelstaplerfahrer Klaus...Klassiker!

[Luger911]

Klaus is on a killing streak! asuhsuahuhs

HE Kills, even when he is dead!

[nImNiMnIm666]

based on a true story

[Danacanda]

funniest thing ive seen in a while laughed my ass off

[vidnkid2]

is this a lost stephen king movie?

[vidnkid2]

is this a lost stephen king movie?

[bigmuffexpress]

Worst first day ever!

[bouknight91]

I think klaus would've lost his job.

[MagicMan2k6]

Does Klaus have a twin brother named Dexter?

[Tmineff]

Is this shit for real?

[Evilgood1]

@Tmineff I have a feeling this is from a sketch show. I know Germans are weird, but. . . yeah. . .

[bronkoghma]

@Evilgood1 germans aren't weird...

[postal83]

Did Sam Raimi direct this?

[Killermuffin1]

Someone alert Ray William Johnson!

[renokuo]

oh my god~ this the best horror movie that I've ever seen~It happens so real.

[renokuo]

oh my god~ this the best horror movie that I've ever seen~It happens so real

[Serevarno]

XDXDXD

[mitch4942]

Meine hovercraft ist voll von Aalen :)

[0tolla0]

@mitch4942 i thought it was 'Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist mit Aalen voll' although i don't speak any german

[mitch4942]

@0tolla0 they still mean the same thing :)

[1lovesoni]

@0tolla0 LOL, nice. Eels.

Das ist neicht mein flugzeug das ist ein kartoffel

[cclaydog]

CClay likes!

[sboubalouta]

got my counter and reach licenses last year, they showed this film in our video class, needless to say we all lolled

[AEigner]

a normal workday in Hamburg... : )

There should be a whole series of these video's for other professions! Can you imagine "Crane Handling with Klaus: 101"

[norbornan]

@AEigner

Please, give a link.

if you know where to get such video for chemists, give it too:)

[inzanestudios]

this is so politically relevant

[Foderick]

NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

[BruceLeDouche]

Hahaha holy shit it's like the final destination with fork lifts

[BruceLeDouche]

Subtitles would be nice

[EmanuelWazar]

EPIC

[Habbadax]

Ohh lawd.

I ain't laughed so hard in too long.

If this is how Germans make safety videos, I'd hate to see how they make horror flicks.

[GamerGuy196]

what the fuck? . . . .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA

[dvene7]

tremendo, me lo pusieron el otro dia en la prevencion de riesgos me lo busqe el mismo dia y aun me sige aciendo gracia este video

[5340robert]

I have just passed my fork lift course and we had to watch videos just like this lol

[VincentViolence]

Eheheheheeeehhheeeehheeee..

[Ethrax2]

When the alarm bell fell down... I was in lol's ever after.

[edybeast]

@ 6:20 ein hottie!

This is so wrong...and so damned funny.

[superdoopersauce]

this is the best youtube video ever.

[zacefronandwiggles]

i watched this in german class and was like what?????????/

[Crymson1]

6:38 ROFL

[jonhatesyou]

those silly Germans 

[derbedog]

Dude, that was very funny

[TimmiHendrixn]

trippy stuff man

[NathanderGr0sse]

bahaha es ist schon lange her als ich so laut gelacht hab

[sjch1994]

Love the music at 2:13...

[jeppewie1206]

@iluvdonuts52 rofl, spelling fail

[IrishBagel07]

lollercopter i want to see a translated version

[ExtremelyLuckyPotato]

I honestly don't know what to say to this xD

[tw76945]

( Indian safety Professionals) :For all safety tips and articles here : ispl co nr

"Build safety As Culture Among New Generation"

[regismkv]

This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[SluggieProductions]

ooooooooooooooooh Klaus

[formu1fan]

Looks like Klaus is having a bad day....

[Las3rGirl]

weird

[morpheus297]

the look on klaus' face at 5:51...priceless X'D

[Viktir666]

This is hilarious. I wish they had awesome videos like this in USA.

[StarAll4life]

@Viktir666

there's also an english version

[darkgear6]

ghyqhhahwr sss

[JediBlitz1024]

This is why women shouldn't be allowed in the workplace.

[machvergil]

God it's been like seven years since I first saw this. I missed it :)

[NostalgiaGlasses]

Good lord

[Etherealgoddess1]

Exactly how safety videos should be made in America. Make them funny and you will keep your audience interested. Good job germans. :)

[jg112393]

Something tells me Klaus wouldn't be able to hold his job very long...

[chaoslab]

So much win! :-)

[KJ4UNR]

I love it they should have all saftey videos like this but maybe in english

[SecretService80]

KLAUUUSS!

[MCXL1140]

This is the best short film I have seen in years. Should have been nominated for a Oscar.

[twenty514]

lmao Disturbing much?

[DJSaxon]

omfg

[alistairism]

lol

[KJ4UNR]

@sylviaisgod random but yes he does

[AussieNerd]

That's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I just completed my forklift license today. I'm going to send this to the instructors, they'll all die laughing. XD

[known12]

that was better than avatar

[HarrisonMonroe]

@known12 avatar sucked so i can see why u said that

[papichino5]

@HarrisonMonroe no that movie was amazing lol

[amicrowaveoven]

TOO NAZI ....

[yonwillis]

Clearly, the Germans ought to re-think their conditions for passing the forklift driving test.

[needa66762]

oh they overeact theres not that much blood in a person

[PullMyTriggerOK]

They made this video to show you all the things that could happen lol, and possible weed out the cowards after watching this vid.

[micahchambers]

bahhahaha! 4:50

[OldManMidwest]

What the hell is this? Was this on a sketch show or something? It can't be real.

[iamcanman]

Pure, unadulterated win.

[krizzae]

Best safety video in the history of EVERYTHING!

[mubd1234]

Silly man at 2:55. He should have stuck the forklift forks inside the pallet.

[FrikZz0r]

6:47 what the fuck is happening here

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

holy shit.. make light of a truly terrible situation lololol

[n11n12]

And yet people say Germans don't have a sense of humor.

[otkare]

All of these events are all probable

[rambone5]

Epic laughs.

[Voodooray007]

*sings*

Now strap in tight!

get set for some action!

and see all the death in the freaking job!

HE TRIIED TO KILL ME FOOORKLIFT!!!

OLE!

*sings*

[47BERGERMAN47]

damn you Klaus!

[archeryful]

incrivelmente incrivel!

[Drunkpigeon02]

i seen that on russsle howards good news on thursday 12 nov i was shitting my self

[krayzeejojo]

Let's see Worker's Comp pay for that!

[amiskorolla]

The fuck?

[chevellejack]

dem is mitsicherheit vor schock nen kackstift abgegangen..

JAckal

[dtmbcorp]

Best shit ever

[scagliettileopard]

die laughing......

[scagliettileopard]

flying steel cable!

[jobrook911]

To be honest:

I cannot be sure if this this is actually a real documentary,

Or just a parody.

Because it's German.

[nidaros1112]

Yeah, right, because Australians are known for their seriousness... ;)

[TremereTT]

@jobrook911

It is a real training video. Everybody watches this in the school for trainies, if they are learning a techical profession.

Every bigger Company showes this Vid on one of the safety trainings.

It works! Realy!

Yes it is kind of a parody...but you realy do not fall a sleep during this clip...

[jobrook911]

Hail Hitler!

[ThieleM]

fuck you

[turbop5]

so funny. +10.