Cracked TV - 4 Child Vloggers Who Make Us Fear For Their Future

[EphraimRodrigez]

damn and i thought i was strange

[MrOwen2012]

I hope they weren't sexman's real teeth

[TheMagmagoblin]

@MrOwen2012 They are. The traditional response is "Dental Plan!"

[oduneyeman]

swaim mullet child is the funniest part of this video

[RoyHaPencil]

I pray that mullet was real.

[MrTheChipster]

SWAIM as a child, life is complete

[OriginalCoreaEmo]

I was smiling at Swaim's joke when Fred yelled into the camera. Now I feel like I need a shower.

[thagrammarnazi]

Why Is It always the most effeminate guys who get famous on here, and In music I guess? -_-

[Nalauos]

Top rated comment.

[RazlerofEsthar]

Im a little depressed now that i know these people exist...

[movlegbook12]

I cringe every time I see these people. *shiver*

[RobbieTyler1]

fat little fucker there



[alnjgove8uifjbkelbfg]

Fuck Fred!

[hessrockman]

As soon as he said Shane, I thought of Shane Dawson right away

[TheGreyestRust]

The guy who the SexMan is destined to become was actually featured on an episode of 'World's Dumbest: Performers'.

[gpfess]

AHAHAHAHAHA those baby swaim pics!

[FriedAbortions]

the mac kid's eyes freak me out there's no soul IT FRIGHTENS ME

[Toyman1982]

Sex-Man, his name is SEX MAN but he hates porno. makes perfect sense. for now on my name is Jesus Christ.

[CindyYolendy]

Daniel!

[1Superchops]

Swaim has a very flexible head.

If that's possible.

[SK371]

Each of these vloggers has two accounts

[kingkobra1978]

This is so SAD to see that quality humor like cracked has so few hits but retarded vloggers have so many

[XzettaslowX]

the first kid is very funny, with the eyebrows.

[MrMcFuzzyBuns]

That Nick Dreamer guy has a long neck.

Those animals with human heads will haunt my dreams forever.

[General2528342]

those aren't actually you as a child, are they???

[slueth8]

@General2528342 I think they might be, similiar face :S

[mathshop24]

The ludes mention really got me. I tip my hat to you.

[Terjay]

Super Ellen Degeneres

[AusKNightmare]

the ugly guy looks like real life spongebob

[roggeray]

Thumbs up if you think that Supermac is a squirrel with the gay gene cracked

[lum2ina]

I want more swaim series

[highsteel240]

I'M GOING TO COPY SNUFLEUFUGUS IDEA AND TYPE IN CAPS LOCK TO POINT OUT I'M COPYING SNUFLEUFUGUS IDEA

[69shepsie69]

haha supermac is a shaved squirrel with the gay gene cranked

[OverTheRainBow246]

Bratayley is the best Child Vlog on the net. Cutest kids out there.

[JimHxn]

1:18 - Swaim's high voice

[00madbox00]

Swaim had a mullet! XD

[ShibbyBoy]

6 people are Fred.

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[KingLeonidas3267]

WHY ARE THE TOP COMMENTS SCREAMING?

[omgersk8er]

Oh my god. The old pictures of Swaim.

[thehaloofthesun]

Who is that kid at number one? I cant understand what Michael say his user name is

[kwalt124]

I fear for humanity

[qbalaqss]

God, those kids have to be shot...

[Bobablazer]

holy hell, I actually know the swimming guy...

[zektong]

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, I JUST LIKE CAPS LOCK

[Glopnotishboober]

Her "peace sign" is the British and Australian equivalent of the middle finger. She essentially just did the same thing twice.

[mchapra]

@Glopnotishboober She's a he.

[Glopnotishboober]

@mchapra Most male transsexuals prefer to be called she and vice versa.

[mchapra]

@Glopnotishboober Oh, I was not aware of that.

[Glopnotishboober]

@mchapra Learn something new every day.

[om3g4z3r0]

sometimes PEOPLE turn ON the CAMERA and RECORD random STUFF , theres NO big OBJECTIVES just PEOPLE saying SHIT about STUFF . . . you CAN't MAKE them STOP , but YOU can NOT-CLICK the DAMN video

[htenerf137]

think fred and his future was the most likely of the ones presented

all still crazy

[ThatNotSoAznKid]

Speaking on behalf of the Philippines, We are really sorry about "Nick Dreamer" He's terrible in our country too...

[aestevalis0]

I'm not a music snob and I would still take "Sean"'s guitar away from him, and then beat him with it.

[undeny]

@aestevalis0 Heck it'd probably make a ruckus on EBay too :)! A real hit item...A Bang for your buck if you will ~drumroll~~annd cut!!

[JustusGregorius]

Mullet SWAIM FTW!

[Nickster63]

Damn, kid no. 1's mouth looks like its made entirley of second hand coin slots.

[zektong]

haha, at 4:25 the video is called "I still haven't found what I'm lookin for"

no surprises there

[AakwardAardvark]

i thought fred was bad the guy at #3, my lord.... sooooo bad

[SunshineIsDaShit]

THIS

IS

EPIC

Chris Crockerrrr <3

[JanderStrahd]

5:30 DIASTEMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[xisengrinx]

Rofl, idiots- the world consists of them.

[DonZabu]

MY CAT STOLE MY MERKINS!

[SilasCilice]

5:36 Chipmunk with a mullet?

5:38 Bobby Hill?

SWAIM. HOW YOU GET SO SEXY?!

[amcint01]

Love Swaim. It's like Tosh.0. Except...you know...funny.

[Ploiken]

@amcint01 haha you have 69 likes! :/

[BlistElk]

fuck all 4 of them. I want a channel where a bully pounds the living shit out of child vloggers. AND I WOULD WATCH IT AND NOT FEEL GUILTY.

[SamECircle]

Last normal episode :-(

[snufleufugus]

THE TOP RATED COMMENTS ARE IN CAPS LOCK SO I'M GOING TO TYPE THAT WAY TOO

[macr0machine]

I can't argue with one thing the kid at the end says- Jerry Seinfeld DOES suck.

[SuperJohnPop]

@macr0machine Are you sucking a giraffe penis filled with cocaine and ecstasy? He's hilarious!

[robotpanda77]

Whoa damn Swaim those are some trippy old photos. Did you go to high school in candy land or what?

[shootxthexmessenger]

I can't help but think that this poor kid's life could be greatly improved if only his parents loved him enough to buy him braces.

[MrForsakenBacon]

Touché, Dreamer.

[trolltacular1]

What is up with the Phillipines and Michael Jackson? Its like everything i see from there has some mention of michael...

oh and pruane, i hope he retracts that statement about porn when he realizes that very few girls would go out with a ginger with teeth like rail sleepers.

[ButrScochMonks]

right when he said,( and i quote )' my sophisticated brain software' the video went that crappy loading screen or whatever with the moving dots in the middle!

[sgtSqeegee119]

As soon as I saw the title I knew mac was going to be on here.

[iOhadRubin]

This is epic.

[itsbensiegel]

@iOhadRubin "Beowulf" and "The Iliad" are epic(s). This is just plain awesome.

[JustBecauseICan1000]

lol Kill it! Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIREE.

[UberMan5000]

Nice teeth, Pruane. Did someone try to pry them apart with a crowbar, one by one?

[bobjoemagee]

if someone tells me where chris crocker lives, ill put it down.

[elvagotorres]

SO MANY BOOKS SO LITTLE TIME! priceless! (y) hahaha

[freshgino]

Fetal alcohol syndrome!!!!!!! hahahahaha. @ 5:00

wait. It's not funny.

[rgmztxy]

@runescape3313 Mind=Blown

[pallmanni]

i love swaim

[mchapra]

@runescape3313 REALLY???!!?? I though this was real, thank you for clarifying.

[YuiYamana]

i can't stand Chris crocker

[ajuicejemas]

Does anybody know the episode where Gladstone makes an appearance?

[sharleyrox]

Where is Jessi Slaughter on this?! lmao

[princesstamika]

Merkins are always itchy. Just by their very nature.

[TheRandyChimp]

"Get a life and stop jackin it!"

I have a feeling this will be one of the greatest quotes to go down in history!

seriously, imagine reading a history book and seeing "Get a life and stop jackin it - Pruane2Forever"

[theonewhokindofrocks]

this show rocks

[lenpuppy]

my life has been made

[Firegrunt360]

PAUSE THE VIDEO AT 3:15 TO LAUGH YOUR FUCKIN ASS OFF.

[favianutube]

lol, loved it!

[MaxXimumPain]

"Fuck it, Ted, Fuck it!"

[alexthepsyco]

yeees! ! ! thank you for coming back Swaim! ! ! ! god I love this web series!

[ChocolateFlux]

I looked 'Scary Tree Alien False Crown Biological Disease Spreads Pandemic Helpless Humans Infected Brain Hair' up :D

[republicausp]

5:36 SO MANY BOOKS SO LITTLE TIME

Oh Swaim...

[that1weirdkid27]

Darwin's theory on evolution: DENIED.

[itsbensiegel]

@that1weirdkid27 Not everyone can be an evolutionary success. Case in point...

[hellzBrother]

SWAIM FORCE!

[Evange]

After seeing your childhod pictures, I take back every comment I`ve ever made about wanting to bone you.

[jeniknf]

who is the number one kid?

[Ragnarok6688]

The kid in #2 is like a young Ellen Degeneres. I'm not sure that's a good thing.

[rightsideup40619]

first

[vaguelyhumanoid]

5:52 reminds me of The Shaggs.

I love MIchael Swaim.

[Mustkunstn1k]

Are all episodes coming to YT finally? With "Does not compute" ?

[entish01]

incwedible.

[Bzeager]

Thank you! Welcome back! :D

[5Qu1Z33r]

Seen it on cracked site a while ago, freaking hilarious as always :)

[olit1234]

lol that was funny

[Eeptog]

needs more bumpittyboo

[sinbadaz]

SWAIM is the best!

[Am1ism]

Bwahaha hilarious as always! XD

[SpliffdeBrownsville]

man I couldn't wait till your next show your shit is fuckin dope....always makes me crack up

[sorryamerica]

I didn't remember what this show was when I clicked it. Damn, I'm glad I clicked it.

[MI81LO]

Welcome back cracked!!!!! been a while since you posted, Agents of Cracked Season 2?????

[vw77]

I MISS CRACKED TV

[TheRandyChimp]

@vw77 me too

[saachica07]

@vw77 yeah... and wtf happened to 'does not compute'??? come back, swaim! come baaaaack!!!!

[LamborghiniRevent0n]

@vw77 It's not dead dude.

[InsaneRoacher]

@vw77 me too

[Em0c0w]

I FUCKING HATE FRED

[ngobleus]

@Em0c0w

I know.

I've been wondering how the fuck he got a feature film but now I think I know:

You ever point something out in a store (you didn't want it, but you just pointed it out because it looked stupid or what-have-you) and your parents thought you wanted it and bought it for you?

I think that was the reasoning behind Fred getting his own movie.  We didn't want it to happen but some asshole just had to point him out.

[arakitai]

Stab my eye. STAB MY EYE!

[9ish]

lol

[DragoonJett]

Unfunny

[maddness23LOL]

lolololololol

[Swifkanator]

lol, "get a life and stop jackin it"

[blugreenblu]

This hurts me.

[ShoopDaPoop23]

Need to upload these quicker to youtube :(