Colonel Elvis - "Pants Unbuttoned" (Official video)

[CommanderZylo]

This should be in the record books for world's most drugged up music video.

[colonelelvis]

@CommanderZylo Thank you, Commander Zylo. Remember, say no to drugs. Say Commander, didn't we serve together in the Great War?

[CommanderZylo]

@colonelelvis Don't worry I'll stay in school too. And yes, I think we did serve in war times Colonel Elvis.

[bonfire817]

Hmmm... I like the Oompa Loompa technicolor pigs that remind me of Tony Soprano...and the madness of all the drawings in the video. And Mr Bloomberg, are you INDEED Col Elvis?

[colonelelvis]

@bonfire817 Thank you, Bonfire. Glad you enjoyed the video. As far as Mr. Bloomberg is concerned, he is like the Tom Bombadil character from the Lord of the Rings books. An ancient, timeless character who does not progress the Colonel's story forward, and shall thus remain ominously in the background.

[singletreelane]

Brilliant film making, brilliant song. David Lynch meets ZZ Top... I had a bad acid trip in college that was very much like this.

[colonelelvis]

@singletreelane Thank you, singletree. I apologize for your acid trip, but at least you can relate to the Colonel's thoughts and feelings.

[singletreelane]

@singletreelane --I should be the one apologizing! I should not have associated the colonel with psychedelics of any kind. We all know that the colonel does not condone the use of any illegal substances. He is an excellent role model and an inspiration to millions.

[colonelelvis]

@singletreelane I like your style, singletree. If you're ever in need of employment, come see me. I could use a straight-shootin' character like yourself.

[joshpath]

Fucking glorious.

[colonelelvis]

@joshpath Thank you, joshpath. The Colonel always appreciates an old friend's support.

[ProjectSisyphus]

I had a dream like this one time when I ate a whole bucket of fried chicken.

[colonelelvis]

@ProjectSisyphus That sounds mighty disturbing, Project Sisyphus. Did it end with a lap dancing tranny?