LAWYER MIKE 'RAIN'

[sirfigtube]

Go ahead Lawyer Mike .... this is a cool song ... and that hook is off the chain ...

[aclotm]

damn this is so dope

[scomakinghits]

IM FEELING IT

[ntat26]

What sucks is the singer actually is really talented.

[merlin109876]

fucking hilarious...dude woke up with a midlife crisis one day and said.. "i think ill try to be a rapper"...all your videos could make my "funny" playlist

[ThreeQuarterPro]

DAt real

[ThreeQuarterPro]

DAts whats up!

[PBMaster88]

holy shit this guys fuckin awsome LOL

[howtoCODcom]

Liked the advice that this song brings!! Good Music!!

[TheRawside]

Nice .One Love good intention !!!

[pussyfritter]

How did I make the haters list? I said I was a fan you dipshit. Granted, you are to rap music what Jerry Sandusky is to acceptable child care. But I still like watching this crap. Anyway, thanks for metaphorically shooting me and praying for me at the same time. Keep up the good work. We're all proud of you. (That last part is a lie.)

[BucketfulOfFruit]

smooth iced out pimp relax ish

[IloveJesus4ever1777]

Love it

[CALMBEATS]

percipitation ...lol.

im out-

[cheekymonkey0089]

leading people to Christ man, that's what's up!

[JavierLezama]

I like this one too bro...lawyer mike! feeling your stuff

[Kalicosays1]

HIT MY CHANNEL THIS GO BTW

#BASED #SYRUP #DRUGS #MUSIC

SCREAM AT ME !!!!!!

[rahlow71]

The most like two races getting along in music God bless you Lawyer Mike for being real man now I hope america feel like man you my white brother.

[yrufwm1]

I really like this one

[momo3433]

I feel the rain hit me right now but that is life R.I.P amos and peewee

my dad my brother in heaven

[jd184497]

ehhhh not the best ....... ur not good ............. dat my oppinion ur singing to slow you sound like a little kid and gott week words

[KeishaAcuff]

I liked it, had a great message, dont listen to any of these negative people, they are just mad that your actually doing something you love with your life and they cant.

- Keisha

As for the people who posted things along the lines of kill yourself and other horrible things, please keep the negative things to yourself, remember if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say it at all. <3

[DjEpicKing]

Mike to much Solarium ?

[ElChimponNA9]

this song sends a good message.Atleast you not pretending to be a gang banger like lil wayne lol.You honest atleast.

[shadowraging]

The rain is actually tears from God. He is so sad that he made such a horrible rapper and I use that term loosely. Seriously, you should kill yourself.

[LittleYuWonder]

I have a feeling the swag was done on purpose. lolzz

So appropriate in the east coast - right now. RAIN RAIN RAIN stop commminGGG!!!!!

[SuperGeotay]

hot hot hot ur flow is real good plus good word play. i fell were your coming from

[shathaprince]

this track is fiya

[MrSeandoe100]

shots out to lawer mike form sean doe @ proper sounds production.... he got the right message but he need a lil more swag n timing...

[MrDwighth2]

hey, let me get on this tv production thing...i got like 60 raps...but i can freestyle bettea than anybody now

[MrDwighth2]

honestly, just ghostwrite foe people you will make moe money

[JonesMusic864]

nevermind i thought the singer was good til you could hear his autotune....

[JonesMusic864]

im sorry i think this dude is whack as fuck but the dude singing is awesome.

[DavinaFaerie]

& lawyer Mike rocks,lol...  :0)

[DavinaFaerie]

I only liked because it was funny. :0)

[yoej1000]

nice video

[DAEBEATS]

Who is the singer? he got a good voice styl

[PhxsYungNewBreed]

Wellll, I aint tha best out, but I can go wit my flow when I need to, but this shit is kinda off , like I aint dissin but the lyrics are kinda dumb..?

[afrogroup23]

WOW YOU DID YA THANG LAWYER MIKE ON THIS ONE

[yankeeplaya18]

is this a joke or serious?

[KomicalMizchief]

The top comments are the best part of this video!

[bellekosko]

wow................



[TheKya1991]

their voices are annoying but i like the message

[dedmund0921]

Yo Lawyer Mike, you write your raps wit a crayon dawg? Dats some weak ass kindergarden poetry homie. You wear black adidas jump suits to court dawg?? Loved the fan blowing in ya mullet tho mane... I can't believe brothas rap wit you on dis shit man...You bail dem out of jail or something?  You give Ballin Callin a run from worst rapper in Knox County... And if you don't think dat...YOU WRONG!!!

[lovegod1962]

Mike I love it my kinda music 

[dmoneygetme]

Good video and song...

[smrand2]

this shit's mad wack son

[southergirl1969]

Awesome song and video Mike!!!!! Keep them coming!

[thevictims33]

One day i hope to be as cool as you... im gonna rob a bank just so i can meet you in court, you are the reason i wake up every morning,

[shagyjohnson]

How come all ya'll convicts hating on Mike, LoL! Losers, go to jail!

[catalistic]

my favorite part is when he gets the Radio Shack job

[LuceoLeo]

haha heaps funny man! keep it up! like a new Wierd Al !

[SirJimmyisDope]

On my God! I have never heard something so beautiful. Dont listen to these fuck ass niggas in the comments.

I started crying halfway through this song!

[STEVEiaSTUD]

word nigga, if you want some real rap from some real rappin niggas, peep out tha page, aight "lawyer mike?"

[PetardSkeetHard]

Dude ur fuckin wack and u gots ta know it. I'm a real deal OG rapper so I kno wutz good legit n wutz some wack bs and you tha ladder. Da brotha got sum skillz but u brah lawyer mike u aint got wut it take. N why u tryin to depict urself as a tatted up black kid u got a identify crisis or sumthin homie? Bet.

[shagyjohnson]

@PetardSkeetHard "and you tha ladder"?! Is he trying to climb a building?! Ladder? It is supposed to be latter you stupid nigger! Go fuck some stupid black bitch and have a bastard child, then hire Lawyer Mike and give him all your stupid drug money to get your stupid, dumb ass kid off a murder charge!

[PetardSkeetHard]

@shagyjohnson Yo a racist n I got a bullet wit yo name on it. Fuckin lame ass hater I get mad respect all over a Youtube n in every muthafuckin hood ask about me, ho.

[stfooup]

He's got to be kidding, right? Please tell me hes kidding.

[dxmagma]

@stfooup I thought so too, but then he started talking about religion and I knew he was for real. And I laughed SO FUCKING HARD.

[Alishia93]

This song makes me throw up.

God tell me this is some sort of joke

[chitown1946]

lmao

[craigHish]

LM stays true,and hes just being himself hes real,unlike alotta rappers now a days!!!!!!!! Keep doing ya thing LM!

[coolzezo]

HE SUCKS!!! the guy singing was good.

[turkbloodly]

How many fake youtube accounts did Lawyer Mike have to set up so he could post super corny positive comments for his videos?

[FLOOD504]

This shit is a joke. 

[Jitters10]

Let me guess. Eastern Tennessee?

[enfinite5]

hahahahah WTF is this, is this guy serious or a joke?

[jmr437]

You're the man Lawyer Mike, sincere and true! You're killing it, keep rocking. Haters gon' hate, fools gon' run they gums, chumps gon' try and dump, but they slippin. World life, word game and word God!

[spottedtnwalker]

I think its a great viseo. Definately my favorite, but the others are good too. Keep it up Lawyer Mike!!!

[pussyfritter]

I had to look at this video again to remind myself how shitty it is. I also looked up other Lawyer Mike joints. "Gone" may be the worst musical experience of my life. I would tell the world just how bad it is, but "Lawyer Mike" must not be a big fan of free speech when it comes to his songs. But seriously, I hope you never stop Mike. Big ups to all my fans.

[Pray4me731]

Aye don't be hatin on this song..you gotta listen to the whole thang

[JLJ93086]

Mike we all got nothin but love for you...keep up the good work bc we all know that you do what you do bc you enjoy it and it ain't nothin but pocket change for ya...tell them haters to keep hatin bc they're just JEALOUS!! HAAAATERS keep hatin !!!! ha ha !

[nikki5252withsparks]

Btw...pussyfritter! Hahahaha loved your lyrics. They got me laughing for a long time. No offense to you Lawyer Mike but loosen up! :P

Although, they were a tad harsh! He is obviously a good man who wants to follow his dreams...GREAT SONG!:D

[nikki5252withsparks]

Btw...pussyfritter! Hahahaha loved her lyrics. they were a tad harsh! He is obviously a good man who wants to follow his dreams...GREAT SONG!:D

[nikki5252withsparks]

Hey! So it's me! If you don't remember me and you met in the hair salon awhile back while I walking and texting. I am trying to follow my singing and acting dreams. So you indeed should follow yours!:D

[rockruffin]

No I spell it right that white guy can not rap.

[rockruffin]

Take the rapper off and this is a hit.

[ak40sexen]

I hope this kenny powers looking dude is joking. And honestly how could anyone say good job to this? This is the most god awful thing to ever reach my ears

[bmac145]

hahahaha, is this a joke?!

[deunnag]

Love the video and the song!  Great job!!!!!

[vols2006]

lol

[reindeercj]

I like this one the best, Lawya Mike! The lyrics are awesome!!!!! Keep pumping out justice and grace!!!!

[mattswifey48]

that was great. love the song.

[kmb1696]

I love the words to this song. It hits home for me. Your brother is proud of you and is up with God above bragging about you. You are going to go far with your ability to sing the way you do and use the meaning of true life. Love you and you are a huge inspiration to so many people. I am so happy to have you in my corner and there for me.

[xBLACKxOPSxINFO]

hey , why does everyone hate on him when all you do is sit at home and look up videos on youtube and try and look cool and post this stupid comments that make you look like a douche bag! STOP HATING!!!!!!!

[gangstabuddha]

why is everyone hating on this shit. its fucking alright

[YoungCronic]

nice song

[percyfritter]

I remember growing up in the ghetto with our custom cabinets and stainless steel refrigerator. My moms was so happy when I landed that job at radio shack.

[smitty3164]

Hey, CmdrBananahammock or whatever the phuck your name is....don't be talkin' shit while posin' as someone that knows anything about the military....if you want to talk shit at least use your own name

[JLJ93086]

keep doin what your doin boys...great song...mike you should definately look into more producing...that's where the money's at!

[pussyfritter]

Mike, did you try to call me yesterday? Sorry if I missed the call. I was balls deep in this Puerto Rican chick and couldn't hear my phone. Funny story about that. I had her all worked up and we were about to start body rockin. I figured we needed some music to freak to, so I played "rain." We got thru the first verse and she dried up like a post-menopausal librarian. I had to bail out. Now my dick looks like someone gave it an indian burn. Oh well. Hit me up later homie.

[shagyjohnson]

@pussyfritter What a dumb ass! With name like that, you don't get any pussy do ya?! Fuckin' loser!

[riverblack7]

GOOD!!!!! (and terrible) You figure out which is which and you'll pass second grade....c'mon Timmy....which is which....

[gravemisgivings]

Michael Shipwash, aka Lawyer Mike, aka G.I. Joe: Just stop, sir. Just stop. I know why you do it. I get that. But I don't care. Just stop.

[juliannova]

Ya'll hatin' on Lawyer Mike...I like something positive out here for once...old skool baby!

[Zaun42]

Do yourself a favor and disable comments, i dont think it's going to get much better from here on out.

[CmdrBananahammock]

I dig the mullet though. Fivehead in the front, party in the back. It tells the jury "I get people off murder charges by day, I pick up fat chicks at Applebees by night." Totally Batman shit bro, keep rocking it.

[shagyjohnson]

@CmdrBananahammock I bet you got people in jail don't ya?!

[shagyjohnson]

@CmdrBananahammock With stupid name like that, you're people in jail must take banana's daily! Fuckin' idiot!

[watcher95]

Why the hate? he is doing something he obviously feel strongly about.

Reminds me of Dogn0se

[boyintree]

FUCKING MEGA LOLS

[CmdrBananahammock]

Search for Brother Ali, Uncle Sam Goddamn for a real rapper.

[CmdrBananahammock]

Lawyer Mike is embarrassing. This video and song is so bad it makes me want to bury my face so no one can see me; it's so bad it makes me embarrassed to have seen it. I have been injured by this song. We are all, as a people and as a culture, as brothers and sisters and god's creation, injured and permanently scarred by this contortion of feces. Because that's what it is, it's just a giant, slimy, contorted tangle of fecal links.

[Zaun42]

Not sure who your buddy is mike, but you should let him do all the singing and "rapping". not even really sure you can call it that. You couldn't rap yourself out of a wet paper bag. so sad.

[Zaun42]

Why????

[pussyfritter]

Oh and ochuxgoon, I think you meant brains. Presumably you have brains in your head. Bran is in your cereal.

[pussyfritter]

Well that's gratitude for you. Your biggest fan gives you free lyrics and you threaten him. I had a few questions for you Mike. Can I call you Mike? First, what authorities did you report me to? Second, why would you call me racist? Is it because I said "black" and not "african american?" I thought about that but african american didn't rhyme with whack. Third, do you really have a staff? If so, I am impressed. Anywho, 2PM is no good for me. Try me at 1PM. I'm in the book under Fritter.

[GimliThunder]

this is the worst thing i have ever seen.... well no i take that back... one of the funniest things i have ever seen. What's with lawyer mike creeping in the back of all the shots. its like he wondered on to the set! And the hair dude. REALLY! your not Ice-T. Wake up. its 2010. I really hope your a better lawyer than a rapper. Don't quit your day job. How embarrassing.

[skyyks]

Lmao• Dude u must really dig mike a lot. I think its silly mike...keep doin you homie...btw...lawyer mike had street credit before me dude...he's a good guy pf...you wrong for tryin to shit on him.

[ochuxgoon]

Good God, that video just blew my fucking brans out my ear hole! Lawyer Mike dont listen to the haters, i wish you were my lawyers on my dui, you wuld rule the court with yo dope beets. Pussyfritter is a punk ass racisist if he thinks you aint got da skillz, he needs to shut the fuck up befor you shut him up if you know what i mean.

[PercyFritterEsq]

@pussyfritter You have an interesting way with words, pussyfritter.  If Lawyer Mike takes any action against you, please let me know if I can be of any assistance.

[perryfritter]

@PercyFritterEsq I too would like to offer my legal services if necessary. The authorities can be quite intimidated by Lawyer Mike.

[pussyfritter]

Now I need a message and a beat that’ll hit ya (pronounced “hitcha”)

Throw in some street slang like “honey” and “witcha”

Base tan, mullet’s tight, now the camera’s rolling.

Hot dogs, meerkats, I’m into cosmic bowling.

[pussyfritter]

Lame (a tribute to Lawyer Mike)

The sun is hot and ice is cold.

In the middle of my butt is a big brown hole.

And that’s where I go when I can find the time

Cause it is from my ass that I get my rhymes.

I hear some people say that my lyrics is whack.

So for instant street cred I hire a singer that’s black.

Now it’s off to Enterprise to rent a convertible Benz.

Put the black guy up front so people think we’re friends.

[pussyfritter]

I take it all back. I can't stop watching this video and I find myself humming skyyks' catchy jingle. It's kinda like looking in a kleenex after you blow your nose. You know it's a mess but you look anyway. I personally love the first verse: "the rain falls hard, it gets you all wet. The road gets slick. Don't believe me? Bet." Thanks Captain Obvious. Who wouldn't believe that?

You know what Lawyer Mike? I'm gonna hook u up w/ some lyrics. I'll be back in a few.

[RussTerp]

At least Lawyer Mike is a Gator fan, so he's got that going for him.

[pussyfritter]

This is Tommy Mattola. You passed the test because you are a hard ass. I would like to sign you to a multi-zillion dollar deal. Nah, I'm just fuckin with you. Skyyks, you got skills man. But don't act like you'd buy this shit if you weren't in the fucking video. Rain is like a nectar and it's a metaphor for adversity. Well which is it asshole?

[skyyks]

i noticed that pussyfritter just made his youtube account yesterday and has only viewd this one video...so you made a profile just to comment on this video...that's the gayest shit i ever seen...if you real reveal yourself...i'm the nigga in the red on the video...who the fuck are you?...weak ass hater...show yaself or fall the fuck back like the chump you are...

[pussyfritter]

This is the gayest thing I have ever seen. Why is that dude getting an empty Corona out of the fridge? And why won't someone sit down with "Lawyer" Mike and help him write some lyrics? Truly awful.

[BenjaminGates1776]

Mike You Brought It wid This One Time To Get On With These Majors Now!!!

Shandal

[JMiL205]

The Christmas ninjaz! Dope video!

[skyyks]

LAWYER FUGGIN MIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!!! YOUR GREEN SUIT LOOKS HARDER THAN MY RED ONE...............LMAO THIS VIDEO GETTIN HELLA HITS FAST!!!!!

[ggomz]

Good video shipwash GODSPEED

[juliannova]

Love the video keep them coming lawyer mikeeee!

[nettie47]

Mike, I had to write again to let you know how much uncle Chuck and I enjoyed this video. It really brought tears to both our eyes and you know that is an accomplishment for uncle chuck to show his tender side;0)

[magmiss]

wow, this kinda threw me off at first. white dude was rappin kinda old school. lol, but after actually listening to his words. he has a message. hot video. i watched it twice