Yo mama jokes!

[eKo508]

last time your mamma saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale

[futurerapstarhiphop1]

your mama's so fat she sat on a dollar bill and a booger came out of george washington's nose.

[futurerapstarhiphop1]

1:05 why did you write poork?

[futurerapstarhiphop1]

Yo Mamma so heavy she stepped on a weighing scale and it said one person at a time please.

[Invader010]

you mamas so dumb she tried to mapquest sesame street

[MindlessBhaviorFans]

YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE BROUGHT A BOWL TO THE SUPER BOWL

[Aaliyahmichele1]

yo mama so fat this song is gay

[111theflash]

Yo mama so old her first boyfriend was Jesus Christ. Yo mama so ghetto she recycles dirty underwear.

[111theflash]

Yo mama so stupid she told you a yo mama joke. Yo mama so fat her blood type is gravy. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit. Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[ventusdude88]

yo mama is so supid when a commercial said''get it know'' se tried to grab it out of the tv.yo mama is so hary bigfoot takes pictures of her.yo mama is so stupid the only language she speaks is wookie.yo mama is so fat she spent all day saying''are not to''r-2.yo mama's teeth are so yellow she makes the cars slow down.yo mama is so poor when the birds pass by they say ''cheap'' ''cheap''.yo mama is so ugly she replaced the boogieman.yo mama is so stupid she thought a ''quarterback was a refund.

[MyBrownster]

yo ,mamma soooooo dumb she starved in a gorcey store

[1999Dorito]

Your mom is so dumb she got hit by a parked car

[25crane]

yo mama is so stupid that she kept yelling into an envelope to send a voicemail

[daniellaomote]

Yo Mama so poor she uses cupons at the Dollar store. Your Mama so fat she went to the store the size on the shirt said on size fits all except yo mama.Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued. YO mama so fat she stepped on the scale and buzz lightyer came out and said to INFINITY AND BEYOND. Yo mama so poor she invited me to dinner she had 2 peas in abowl i took one she said dont be greedy. Yo mama so poor i through a rock at a box she popped out and said who nocked

[youngskolar202]

Yo mamma so fat every time she jump up and down it cause another tragedy in Haiti

[youngskolar202]

Yo mamma so f%^*&n fat when she jump up and down she cau

[BluntRolledTightPS3]

whats the song lol?

[TheBleachFanOf2010]

well my yo mama joke is yo mama is so stupid she had you

[haosmagician26]

yo mama sooooooooooooo FAT she went to a resturant and looked at the menu and she said ok ,yo mama sooooooooooooo POOR your tv only got 2 channels on and off,yo mama glasses soooooooooo THICK she can see people wavin when she looks at a map,yo mama teeth sooooooooo yellow when she closes her mouth her tonsels get a sunburn,yo mama soooooooooooooo FAT when she sat on the couch it farted

[bubbler43]

Yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow jacket and went outside, everybody yelled TAXI,'TAXI!!!!!!! ya mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow lucky charms came out. yo mama so fat when she went to kfc she ordered the bucket on the roof. ya mama so fat her belt size is an equator. ya mama so fat she got a new water bed, rolled over at night and the whole world did a 180!! ya mama so fat, she got on the titanic and thats why it sank.ya mama so stupid, she traded her car for gasmoney.

[MusicRunzInMyBlood]

yo mama so ugly when she wears yellow she looks like a big cheese burger

[willy9805]

yo mamas so old, that when i told her to act her own age she died

[mlbboy1229]

yo mamas so old she has an autographed bible lol

[crazyman123774]

yo mama so fat she almost sat on a m 'n m factory

[kinselator1]

yo mama so poor, when i saw her kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doin, she said moving!

[john99095]

hahahaha funny nice song



[buie1974]

FUNNY! Yo moms so skinny she can hang glide on a Dorito! Yo moms teeth so messed up she can eat corn on the cob through a tennis racket! Yo moms so old she has Jesus beeper number...

[zerodude808]

yo mama so fat when she jumed in the air she got stuck

[motoman1251001]

nice i told my friend and he started crying

[warthog549]

yo mamma is so stupid she cut a peep hole in a glass door.

yo mamma is so ugly it looks like someone hit her in the face with a hot sack of nickles. ha ha

[TheStuff3331]

how about dis one?

yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

yo mama so old she sat in front of jesus in first grade

yo mama so stupid she tried 2 steal free samples

and yo mama so fat when sh egoes to the beach whales sing WE ARE FAMILY

[mundin1000]

Lol nice try this yo mom so old I told her to act her own age and she died

[0RiSSA1]

Y0 MAMA S00 FAT U HAVE T0 USE A BUS AND 2 TRAiNS JUS T0 GET 0N HER G00D SiDE

[rikulover3222]

yomama jokes are so 07 and tho's are the worst