How to Pick Up a Girl in a Bar : How to Flirt With a Girl

[BOnEhEAdD]

Actually im pretty sure that with the first pickup line youll have the girl laughing her ass off rather than giggling xD

[AndrewMichaelsquared]

lol isnt this supposed to be a comedy? this cannot be serious

[xxximvu3000xxx]

i wouldnt be surprised if hes in prison not one bit...

[kieranthelittle]

Omg such good tips, tried them all and they worked!!

[alex50444]

i'd smang.

[FrankieCicero]

Social dynamics instructor = convicted pedophile

[iloveagdolls32]

i am a girl and iw

[totokickbutt]

every people who cant see the real approach n the moral in this r Open-Minded like a 5 years old

[Copaceticman]

wait is this serious?..

[60dl355]

Wow. Please tell me this is satire. Please.

[Br4nd0nPlaysWoW]

LMFAO that was hilarious

[metallic0rock]

no wonder he gets the lightsaber :P

[victorhui26]

Hey people i got a game for you: Go to (1:38) Stare at it for at least five seconds, if that doesnt make you PUKE, you are a winner!! This guy is a legend already.

[victorhui26]

Poor, he must be crying as he goes through the comments. hahaha. A total fucking bird!

[victorhui26]

Man, learning seduction from this creep is like taking painting lessons from a blind guy . I bet this fucker has never touched a vagine in his life!

[CBasie2856]

Expert village always gives bad advice

[TheSimpleDudeOne]

HEEEE will teach us ??

[likemyrabidmonkey]

I'd rather have somebody say that in a flat tone. It's much less creepy and more funny :D

[MMArtist99]

Guys,

It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

Here's what you need to do

Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is

[gabindoltas]

@MMArtist99 Ya I've been using that guide on MackMethods. com

I ended up getting after I saw you (or maybe someone else) hyping it up on here.

I have to say man, it's pretty sick!

I got it in the first place because the girl I wanted was playing mind games with me but I eventually ended up getting her (with the advice) and since then, I'm moved on and gotten a lot more :)

[alvado1211]

So I should grow a soul patch and flirt with children. And eat women's eyeberries. Got it. Thanx chachi.

[Natasmai56667]

this man is a virgin

[rockwiller14]

LMAO this dude is fucking idiot i wanna eat ur eyes that one made me cry XD

[marxvlog]

What sort of girl giggles when you attempt to eat their eyes? lol

[TSGS21]

lol this dude is a bird. hahahahaha

[BlueTropicIce]

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SOME MORE ABOUT PICKING UP GIRLS,

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[Footzbeulchris]

Dude %30 of the communication you are delivering is wrong, voice tone pal.

[MMArtist99]

If you really want to pick up girls, I recommend that you read both of the following guides:

- "The Game" by Neil Strauss

- "Pandora's Box" on MackMethods. com (highly recommend this)

GENERAL GUIDELINES

1) Be Confident (Posture, Eye Contact, Speak With Authority etc).

2) Act like you don't need them and make them prove themselves to YOU!

3) Make them feel comfortable (comfort comes before intimacy)

4) Demonstrate that you're a good provider & protector (easy ways to do this).

[DjFooli]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[FeelingVeryLucky]

This is really awkward to watch... Dude is mad creepy.

[victorhui26]

hahaha i dont know about this this but i´d loveee to see his skills in action!!! this guy is unbelievably fucking lame!!

[Roschweezie]

"now who are the best flirts in the world? Little kids." Aight I'm done..

[blackmagnetictape]

Dating tips from the worlds douchiest serial killer.

[drongovids]

That blueberry line works better the second way he does, at least it seems like you're aware of how stupid it is then.

[undisputed4life]

Girls have it easy. Men have to pay for alcohol. Women go to a bar and everyone wants to give her free drinks.

[NickDomingue]

Smh to anyone who would try this. This is more of a "how to rape with pride" than "how to pick up a girl"

[TheSumogodak]

man what a fag

[dashen]

He liked flirting with kids???? Run away, Johnny!!!

[4Gottlos]

Holy shit the blueberries routine was even creepier than the pause at the beginning of the vid... he joked about EATING HER FUCKIN EYEBALLS! Look at this guy, he's nervous and has horrendous facial hair. Expertvillage is useless

Get David Wygant or someone in here. Shit.

[AndyWetzel]

The reason he hasn't made a video since 2007 is that he has been serving time for stalking, sexual assault and multiple rapes.

[undisputed4life]

@AndyWetzel I can imagine him getting raped in prison by a 7 foot tall bald dude named Scrunchy.

[bostonsfinest24]

@undisputed4life lol one of the funniest things ive ever read

[rrg019000]

Chop that stupid shit off your chin.

[shaggzishere]

at some point his hand's shadow seems to just slap him in the face!!! lol that shadow better make him come to his senses hahaha

[MrJeremySp]

Its rare that I post a comment but its also rare to see someone on youtube with his level of genius. If I had one critique of this video it would be that his goatee looks like a hitler mustache and if they make that button down shirt in mens as well...

[Leopardskinny]

'Little Kids are the best flirts'... NO ALEX, NO.

[bwest8888]

This is so fail. 

[waitingroom05]

blueberries? good lord this guy is a loser

[victor877]

looser..



[jimmyPain2121]

dude... just becuase little kids turn you on doesn't mean there flirting with you

[jimmyPain2121]

HAHAA flirting tips from a virgin 

[asurikai]

"Hey, you have great eyes! Can I stick it in?" ...how's that for flirting? Ladies? ;)

[666laughingtarget]

i do have great energy and a big smile when i use my favorite two lines, "yes it's loaded now get in the fking car!" and "hey tits, how's that ruffee treating you?"

[dannyklein21]

women really like when you tell them their eyes look like berries. it worked for me!

[sholmes983]

What if I told her I put her eyes in my cake, that's fun!

[jennarp1]

What's that thing under his lip?

[sjprice94]

k that soul patch just tried to eat my eyes...

[CorneliusJameson]

He forgot to mention to have flawlessly white teeth if you're gonna be smiling so much. Helps a lot.

[FurtherDown3]

Sweet soul patch, faggot.

[JmVilla329]

@FurtherDown3 real men have soul patches

[EA1729]

Asking a girl if you can touch or eat her eyes is probably not a good idea.

[ktmharv]

uummmmm WOW - holy freakshow

[wyattthewitey]

i never trust a man with a Hitler stash on his chin

[KDPW21]

They forgot the word "not" in between "How" and "to"

[drjay182]

''your eyes are like a soul patch under your lip.. I'm sorry it is all I can look at right now! Why do you have a soul patch?! it makes it hard for me to trust you have any experience! '' - Brett Erlich

[theriggermortis2400]

His notes: "Once you win a date with blueberry it is time to get children together.

You do this by buying her a diamond and putting it into her belly button. 14 months later a baby will appear. I got a free lintbrush and bag of facepubes with it. Mine has dark skin and an afro, I can tell it is mine though because she has a soul patch which she aherrited from I.

To find a bluegirl ask your mummy to arrange a play date for you and her. My mum says I are the greatest sociopath in expertvillage!"

[whellybob]

MMYEAH BABE.

Y'DIGGIN' MAH SOUL PATCH?

OOH YEAH IMMA BE ON YOU

[MoRgUe27]

this guy looks like a daterape master

[Kagura95]

Dude... you're creepy either way. This coming from a girl I think you get the point. It's funny what guys come up with but seriously... don't try so hard. At a bar I get it but seriously... you'll just annoy people or scare the heck out of a drunk girl. xD

[4Gottlos]

@Kagura95 Please don't think he represents all of us lol... I think most people who arn't viewing this from their mum's basements think he's a mega power creeper as well.

P.S. I bet your eyeballs are delicious <3

[kimchabot]

wow. this guy is so creepy. i bet he's a kiddie toucher. or a serial killer.

[keikuru1]

rofl creeper

[CurlyandChic13]

I WANNA EAT UR EYZ

[BarbaraMilikouri]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????­????

[lanzeroman]

If your energy is high you will attract someone with high energy. If your energy is low you will attract someone with low energy. To say that when your energy is low you won't get anyone at all is a lie.

Most people hate their lives and broadcast a false vibration of happiness when they are out. When you also do this you will score. Don't ever try to make a relationship out of this and enjoy it for what it is.

Bar goers are just trying to fill the void with alcohol, they are depressed.

[godzac]

Wrong. Kids don't "realise" they have nothing to lose. They just don't realise they have something to lose.

[imacooldude506]

soul patch

[parsleysprigs]

So I have no fear and I'm really out going, problem is I don't give a fuck to such an extent it pisses people off. The trendy serious jersey shore stereo types get threatened by guys like me I'm not liked at the bar scene at all, the only thing for me at bars is fight with insecure douche bags that don't want me to take they're pussy toy away.

[thescrounger1]

creepy soul patch is not helping.

[okendido]

This guy gets so much pussy.

[generaldiseray1414]

straight up no

[Rogueofmv]

Alex MacRae, pimpin' err day

[godzac]

@Rogueofmv FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD IN MY LIFE!

[BellaDiL0]

He has a fanpage. "Alex MacRae taught me all I know about flirting."

[KMW12321]

@BellaDiL0 ... and hence I'm still single

[FindyQ]

"Now noticed what happens if I don't smile and bring my energy level lower, if my voice tone is flat. Hey I really like your eyes, they're blue like blueberry's can I touch them? Can I have them, I'm hungry.

Its just strange."

Yes, because it made so much sense before.

[JarethsMistress1986]

@FindyQ LOL! This guy has no fucking clue what he's talking about! XD Pretty sure if he said that to me regardless of his tone I'd still find it strange and walk away! DO NOT take any advice from nerdy pimply twelve year olds! XD

[Museau]

Why does he have pubes on his chin?

[Museau]

Why does he have pubes under his mouth?

[hdog09]

if this guy aint a dum dick i dont know who is

[mrzero1982]

if you tell a girl her eyes are like blueberries, she is going to think you are a goddamn cannibal

[crash2455]

I WILL NOW TAKE ALL MY FLIRTING SITUTATIONS TO XTREMES! THANK YOU SO MUCH EXPERT VILLAGE I WILL NOW BE TAKING WOMEN ON ROCKET SKATEBOARDING.

[Bas2thesem]

This guy is a joke.

[Wiivified]

I had to watch this after i saw this blueberry clip on ViralVideo FilmSchool "I'm kinda hungry can i just ..." WTF !!!

[MrMoose07]

I'm hoping it's a joke but we know it's not.

[skatecam1248]

Lol, that blueberry thing definitely wasn't strange the first time...

[cottoncandychic]

this is nonsense

[rachelweav]

...either way the blueberry thing is strange.

[EmpireOneMedia]

No way. First of all .... children do NOT realize that they have nothing to lose! WTF.

And the lighting sucks. Ok .... I will say your over all message is correct but you have terrible examples.

[Surfingdylan]

looks ike this guy took some hair off his balls and put it on his face. wtf awkward ass soul patch

[mastodonseven]

@Surfingdylan lol

[MegDellaa]

OMNOMNOM NOMMM EYESSSSSSSSSSSS

[SW33TI316]

lol firting should be natural. youre thinking waaay too hard abt it

[plxplxkthx]

I WANT TO EAT YOUR EYES

[Pollux0921]

after watching this video i have to say your logic extremely retarded

the fact you actually sit here and say your a social dynamics instructor makes me fearful seriously where the hell did u pick this up from?

no woman in her right mind would fall for lines like that or you acting like a child it doesn't work that way trust me best way to score a chick is be yourself (unless ura creepy fuck...then be some one else)

side note Blue Berrys wtf is wrong with u man wtf

[matticusman]

$10 000 says she turns and runs when he pretends to reach for her eyes, and then he gets his ass kicked 20 minutes later by some guy whos not a giant eye eating pussy.

[extrapicklesthanks]

whaat the fuck this guys lame!!!

[cod4boys]

i want to dick slap this guy across the face

[RabbitSpades]

YOUR EYES ARE LIKE BLUEBERRIES NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[cavinsj79]

"your eyes are like blueberries can i have them im actually hungry"....WTF are you serious???...the only way you would say that is if you wanted the girl to say "yeah only if i can stomp on your balls"

[MrSpamBen]

no thats what you call a beard fail...makes you damn sexy for the girls

[mitchbass]

you are a fucking faggot...total virgin

[wehavebiscuits]

To be honest if a guy would tell a girl that her eyes were like blueberries and he wanted to eat them, it wouldn't be creepy at all, since she'd understand it was a joke.

It'd just be lame. Completely utterly ferociously lame. The girl would find you to be the biggest geek ever. You'd wish the girl thought you were a psycho, to have a medical excuse for why you'd ever use that line.

[MelleB90]

This is actually step 3 in the "Getting laughed at by women and miscellaneous other people".

Step 1 is growing a Hitler mustache on your chin.

Step 2 is telling people you are a social dynamics instructor.

Step 4 is take excruciatingly long to finish a sentence while leaving awkward pauses and smiling like a creep when talking about how children are great flirts.

Expert my ass. Talking about 'energy level'... His is totally under 9000.

[victorhui26]

@MelleB90 hahahahahahaha ohh man, you made me laugh like a manic.. This guy is a dreamer..

[Justchillin211]

hahaha i love this dude

[billybobthortansbro]

SWEET CHIN THING

[eloc86]

hahaha flirt by role-playing a divorce. Hilarious. 

[theGREXify]

looks like he shaved his pubes and glued them on his face

[ofizzy]

this cant be serious...

[huntsty]

HAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST NERD TOOL IVE EVER SEEN. while your running scientific experiments the rest of the world is already fucking. go kill yourself please!

[medicennas]

wait. are u serious?

[medicennas]

why does he wait like a minute before to start talking? and infact he has a creeper and loser smile.. such a retard

[fishNtits]

wow, so now virgins are giving guys advice on picking up women?

[tomassvitorka]

Shave those pussy hair from your chin... and you dont need those lame lines!!

[o0Valid0o]

Wow Yeeeeeaaaahhhhhh NOOooooOOOO 1:31 NEVER SAY THAT TO A GIRL!

[ckstewart2012]

Poor guy.

[Man0rMonster]

"I want to eat your eyes" is my go-to line as well.

[habbitatares]

thumbs up if this guy randomly found a girl that liked him and then decided he knew everything about flirting

[ahumbleproposition]

703 people don't know a troll when they see one

[ahumbleproposition]

this guy's a total troll

[puplove1017]

Obviously, if you have time to make a video about this, you're not doing it right.

[rhodesy112]

Dont listen to this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! watch keys to the vip

[royalsteven]

He eat so much pussy the pubic hair got stuck to his face jajaja

[Psilosoph]

Wow ure eyes look like a vagina! can i? wait! can i? can i? stick my dick in to your eyes? is this a "thing that i can go into?"

[victorhui26]

@Psilosoph hahahaha

[insidious420]

This was the funniest clip I've ever seen, and that was before he even started talking.

[viper93088]

Whys this guys flirting with kids Lul.

[FooFighter19671]

THAT is one face i would not get sick of punching!

Prick...

[ArjInCharge]

....hes flirting with little kids...shouldve guessed it.

[ArjInCharge]

...of course hes flirting with little kids.

[ArjInCharge]

...of course hes flirting with little kids.

[abedishot]

utter utter utter wanker

[Stektsopp]

its strange either way... 0.0

[TJeyp21]

this guy is a PEDO

[MouzikalSkeytar]

@TJeyp21 yeah no shit, that's why he says little kids are the best flirts..

[Strand0410]

This is creepy as fuck. I don't know what sort of psycho girls he picks up.

[tmeeuwissen]

Don't touch my eyes please.

[youreamoronmoron]

dear god i was frightened when he approached the camera

[jtballnuts]

If i was american, i would maybe try this, but us english arnt cheesy like that... lol

[rumsonale23]

Giggling within moments? I don't think so, Soul Patch. Yelling for help is more like it. If a guy came up to me and said he wanted to eat my eyes I'd RUN AWAY.

[kaa3164]

@rumsonale23

No, he had the meth user smile.

[LyubomirMironenko]

What a chode!

[gaspar30]

i have the same beard style......IN MY BALLS!

[Kieran182Brown]

bahahahahaha

[SexyRolex]

shave that piece of pubic hair under ur lip !

[lynch390]

This guy sure looks like he got a lot of pussy back in his prime..

[tradefatformuscle]

seriously dude, wtf is up with the staring at the camera for four seconds at every beginning of the video??

[grimtendo]

has this ever even worked for him?

[Lotion5150]

LOL is this serious?

[chivasjavier96]

i bet he talks how to do it but never does it himself haha

[GravityWithMe]

Why the fuck would you role-play a divorce with someone you just met? Or eat her eyes? D:

[Blackshadow442]

How to get arrested

[dkman2006]

He has rehearsed alot, you need to make your videos authentic or else it won't work. Don't just steal ideas, you need to LIVE it.

[KO3AK]

Nice basic NLP pause pattern there Mr. Expertvillage

[kenndrummer]

This guy gets laid for sure, but im not too sure if it's legal.