Hugh Jackman's the sexiest man alive? Jeezus in ten years we went from JFK Jr. to HIM, that's just sad! I bet they'll pick Michael Moore next year :D!
Librophile was right. There is such corruption in the Republican Party. No, wait! Blagojevich is a DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!! I bet President-Elect Pinstripe knew absolutely nothing about all of this. Yeah, right.
Nah. Anyone who has followed Michael's court appearances knows he's too sick to blow himself up. Besides, they'd never be able to get the explosive belt underneath his Spiderman Underoos. The closest he's going to come to a 'suicide bombing' is if he tries to make a comeback in his music career.
I like the irony joke...lol. But it was all good. So Michael has converted to Islam, eh? Was that part of the recent settlement agreement with the prince?
Hugh Jackman's the sexiest man alive? Jeezus in ten years we went from JFK Jr. to HIM, that's just sad! I bet they'll pick Michael Moore next year :D!
AmericanPie37 2 years ago
After January 20th, there should be enough material for NewsBusted to go from weekly to daily.
BTW where can I post a marriage proposal for Jodie? The things she says, ya know.
JedEkert 3 years ago 5
Where is the BUST?
lokiasgaard 3 years ago
TURKEY BASTER! HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA !
MacGirvan 3 years ago 2
I hope Michael Jackson knows that the Islamofascists will behead him for drinking his "Jesus Juice".
mykol13v 3 years ago
Librophile was right. There is such corruption in the Republican Party. No, wait! Blagojevich is a DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!! I bet President-Elect Pinstripe knew absolutely nothing about all of this. Yeah, right.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago 3
CORRUPTED REPUBLICAN PARTY MEMBERS
Vern Buchanan(FL)~Ken Calvert(CA)~John T Doolittle(CA)~Tom Feeney(FL)~Mark Foley(FL)~Vito J Fossella(NY)~Jerry Lewis(CA)~Mitch McConnell(KY)~Gary G Miller(CA)~Timothy F Murphy(PA)~Steve Pearce(NM)~Rick Renzi(AZ)~Harold Rogers(KY)~Ted Stevens(AK)~Don Young(AK)~Marsha Blackburn(TN)~Norm Coleman(MN)~Michael Turner(OH)~Pete V Domenici(NM)~Lisa Murkowski(AK)~Larry Craig(ID)~David Vitter(LA)~Doc Hastings(WA)~Duncan Hunter(CA)~Jerry Weller(IL)~Heather A Wilson(NM)
librophile 3 years ago
Nick Mavroules, Massachusetts Democrat: tax evasion, accepting illegal gratuity (1992).
Albert Bustamante, Texas Democrat: racketeering (1993).
Carroll Hubbard, Kentucky Democrat: fraud and corruption (1994).
Carl Perkins, Kentucky Democrat: fraud (1994).
Charlie Rose, North Carolina Democrat: financial-disclosure irregularities (1994).
Larry Smith, Florida Democrat: tax evasion (1994).
Walter Fauntroy, District of Columbia Democrat: financial-disclosure misdemeanor (1995).
pwf2412 3 years ago 4
Gerald Kleczka, Wisconsin Democrat: arrested for DWI (1995 and 1990); convicted DWI (1987).
Mel Reynolds, Illinois Democrat: sexual misconduct (1995).
Walter Tucker, California Democrat: extortion (1995).
Charles Wilson, Texas Democrat: paid $90,000 fine to Federal Election Commission (1995).
Joe Kolter, Pennsylvania Democrat: fraud and conspiracy (1996).
pwf2412 3 years ago 4
Dan Rostenkowski, Illinois Democrat: mail fraud (1996).
Mary Rose Oakar, Ohio Democrat: financial-disclosure irregularities (1998).
Austin J. Murphy, Pennsylvania Democrat: vote fraud (1999).
this was fun wanna play some more, I just did the 90's
pwf2412 3 years ago 2
"Making Friends With Black People"?! What the hell? Can anyone be any more patronizing?
QuartuvLarry 3 years ago
Jodi, my favourite cougar!
dcbatlle 3 years ago 3
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This one isn't funny.
jlarpi 3 years ago
Nah. Anyone who has followed Michael's court appearances knows he's too sick to blow himself up. Besides, they'd never be able to get the explosive belt underneath his Spiderman Underoos. The closest he's going to come to a 'suicide bombing' is if he tries to make a comeback in his music career.
RaptureAlert 3 years ago 6
LOL!
lgday 3 years ago
President Pin Stripe. It's the perfect nickname. It suggests both the empty suit and corrupt Chicago machine politics.
jtkirkfan2002 3 years ago 2
Ah, that's more like it, now more people can sub. "Passed out from severe irony" wins.
SestrenNK 3 years ago 2
Indeed. Though it still leaves me curious down the road.
SestrenNK 3 years ago
Freaking hillarious!!!!!!!!!!
mcoop221 3 years ago
great stuff
minisight2000 3 years ago
LOL Micheal Jackson... very good!
Atoyota 3 years ago 2
"He then passed from severe irony." LOL!
onviant 3 years ago 3
McCain sucks! Go Palin!
theapollomoonlanding 3 years ago 4
Some funny shit babe..!
sakahowdah 3 years ago
She is HOT, she is funny. A very good show.
RickNavy 3 years ago 12
So will "Mikaeel" start wearing a burkah?
Can't wait for him to martyr himself.
Robert697 3 years ago 3
Robert697 (says of Mikaeel) Can't wait for him to martyr himself..
Indeed, that would be a true miracle of Allah.
yahasifff 3 years ago 2
Jodi's performance: 12/10
Jokes: 10/10
Pick of the bunch: 72 virgin young girls
Overall: one of the best NewsBusted.
SisyphusOne 3 years ago 4
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wow u suck I realize
unsubbing
alex3914 3 years ago
bye, not really gonna miss you
pwf2412 3 years ago
Miss who???
azrael8585 3 years ago
alex3914, who said ...
"wow u suck I realize
unsubbing"
pwf2412 3 years ago
I was implying...already forgotten!
Sorry.
azrael8585 3 years ago
lol, no that was my bad. I should have seen that one.
pwf2412 3 years ago
Best show in a while! Obama does make it too easy.
tiwica99 3 years ago 9
I like the irony joke...lol. But it was all good. So Michael has converted to Islam, eh? Was that part of the recent settlement agreement with the prince?
rogermoore27 3 years ago 4
I used to hear from J's Witnesses that Michael Jackson considered himself Michael the Prince of the Book of Daniel.
minorityop 3 years ago
Obama is making this too easy for Jode et al!
red33410 3 years ago 4
lol jacko
philblunt420 3 years ago
passed out from irony, funny at first but when you think about it its realy sad
kubaniski 3 years ago 4
This will be the age of truth; whether "CHANGE" means good, or even more of the bad...
LiteWaiter 3 years ago 6