Shooted Kitteh

[masterjordomon]

my cat does that and when she does it she plops right down and plays dead

[gostlymovement]

this cat is a good actor

[BellaHatesTwilight]

Spelling things wrong on purpose to make it sound cute is just soo cool *CoughCough-Not-Cough*. Example; 'Shooted', 'Kitteh', 'Fluffeh', 'Meh'... >:|

[kyzziistar]

Hmm, boy cat? the meow sounds exactly like a males lol, but I have come across a few females that sound like that.

[kyzziistar]

Awe! Looks like my willow, it takes FOREVER to get a good picture or video because of how black she is.

[50a1c]

out loud "(laughs) oh ho no!" XD

[BIazBlue]

Holy Shit,if theres any truth to the superstition you must be the most unlucky cat owner on Earth lol

[ldit1]

cute

[GoodGandhi]

"that is the blackest fuckin cat I have ever seen in my entire life"

^said that outloud about 30 seconds in... my mom was like "wtf? let me see."

[iwako202]

When I saw the cat meow, the first thing that came to mind was Toothless. >.< :P

[79Louise]

Your black cat really is gorgious. ;)

[ivanovsd]

hahaha oh noez (:

[62sith]

oh shit im in the wierd part of utube again

[Leok450]

@62sith How is this weird?

[MCKT2806]

@Leok450 lol exactly.

[jeansbubble]

Adorable!

I love the color.

Her/His sound also the same tone as my cat (so surprised!)

[facinelli3944]

that looks and sounds like my cat 0_0

[DecmanTrapper]

I like dogs

[avytheslayer]

@DecmanTrapper Both are lovely ^_^

[86Kdogg]

hopefully thats a lady's hand 0_o



[Dork4toons]

press 4 and 5



[yappytinkerbell]

it looks alot like my cat.

[brmadman4455]

@yappytinkerbell me too

[Saribaa]

Awwwww! So cute *-*

[ClopinGirl64]

Awww! What an adorable kitty! <3 Smart,too.

[pamela9899]

hahaha;d this is so adorable, i love how the cat meooows ;D

[theroxors19]

OMG IT MEOWN AND LOOKS JUST LIKE MY KITTY OOOOOOBDMHBNSDGNJMBGTNAEKRGVJB­EATHGRJKBVHGQ KEH B ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) CUTE ASS FUCK

[TeaBegProductions]

Why the hell does he have painted nails?

[satindesire]

@TeaBegProductions Why do you assume it's a he?

[CAESARbonds]

aww cute cat. that is a nice black cat.

oh and nice nails btw

[tye385narf21]

how did ya'll do train the the cat to do that?

[Saoireia]

Black cats are gorgeous!

[Pawscat820]

All you guys who are talking about people hating black cats, well, who said they were ugly in the first place eh?!!? Shuddup if you don't know who. Yes tho, black cats are amazing ;3

[elettrico00]

Grande Attore!!!

^_^

[nguyentnq]

black cats are so beautiful, idk why people hate them -.-

[skullkidassasin]

my cat is black but crazy as shit

[scyldschefing]

Yaaay! Cats CAN be trained; people don't realize this :p

[chikiwings]

BLACK CATS ARE MAGNIFFICENT!

[MusicFreak6893]

looks like my kitty! ^.^ so cute!

[OMGBEARS]

POW! Haha!

[DCAstudios]

0:07 fucktard!

[DCAstudios]

0:09 fucktard!

[DCAstudios]

0:08 fucktard!

[Nimzowitz]

Cats are evil.

[randomyoko]

my dream cat

[ChocolateShake114]

SO DAMN CUTE!

[TheSarah891]

voll süß ey >.<

[MasteMovido]

cute XD

[carmeenamack]

OMG! I have the same bed sheets, from Argos :)

[taijutsugal]

i want him

[xblindside7290]

i like this video because it reminds me of my cat panther that sadly passed away 2 years ago. This cat reminds me of her by look, and sound. wish i could have taught her this trick. soooo cute.

[barbaraolfers]

How adorable :D! You can only see a black fluffy ball and some green floating eyes LOL. And when he meows *o* goddamn how cute.

[lifemetall]

in the words of bob marley : Who shot deh kitteh

[5A55YDEE]

what in the world is 'shooted'??

[codediporpal]

@5A55YDEE I thing they meanz shotted. or maybe. shooteded.

[FrostyTheDragon]

@5A55YDEE Knowing this channel, it's probably just "shot".

For some reason Cheezburger (don't know if it's their whole network of websites or just their cat section) uses the English language VERY strangely.

[RCT3rox]

I like when it meows you see it's mouth come out of nowhere

[Tianna3221]

@RCT3rox lmao

[ponies123456]

@RCT3rox best comment ever hahaha!

[UGOMANGO12]

What can I say? This is why I scroll through the videos in hopes of finding one like this. AWESOME!!!!!!By the way, any Hollywood buzz on this clip? Commercials? Thanks for posting...

[fanofafi1989]

awesome!



[Atolisan]

Oh noses, it's a Heartless!

[haghaghaghaag]

Black chick shoot the nigga pussy.

Bet she didn't like her facebook status.

[justaview12321]

Shoulda said POW HAHA (and blew on ur finger)

[KonanNai]

the uploader singin: im blue d... xD

[epicfail8798]

that looks like my bros cat before it died of old age

[ToshiroFrog]

KAITO? XD

[mangojuise]

Oh noes I iz dead :)

[MsBannaphone]

Kittey goes "Meow, Meow"

[emupike6]

nice nails

[F4WBootCamp]

Looks exactly like my black kitteh named Hexx. He would probably do that "falling over" trick pretty well, too. I put my hand anywhere near him and he rolls over to get scratched. LOL He's lazy, but spoiled rotten!

[Raylerz]

I thought it was male with painted nails,by voice

[953darkangel]

Such an adorable black cat. It looks like a beautiful black cat I once had.

[burnmehdown214]

The Black guy always dies >_>

[ItsAllGone321]

@burnmehdown214 its funny because its true...

[vivi44]

@burnmehdown214 for good reason they die to prove there is a situation :)

[holla06]

omg he is so cute!!! i love his lil meow!

[salvo711]

I'M COMING FOR YOU, KITTEH! EEEYAAAAAAAAAH! WHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ghrpdx]

@salvo711 Kitteh better pump up his kicks, then.

[hgjhgjhgjhgj6]

CUTE!<3



[MGS1guilherme]

YOU'RE DEAD, NOT A BIG SURPRISE

[PikachuJackskeling94]

hahaha. I like the pic at the end its funny

[Sammyy46]

This sounds just like my cat :)

[smikules]

He looks like Toothless from How to Train your Dragon

[smikules]

LOVE HIM!

/Kisses to Kitty!

[Shmuck60]

Is "kitteh" a new breed of cat?! It' SHOT, not SHOOTED!

[htfkid2000]

@Shmuck60 A spelling/grammar Nazi! How should I put this, this section of the internet intentionally misspells words and uses incorrect grammar because it is what they call "lolspeek" or something like that. Don't get mad!

[ashpikachu360]

OMG I MUZT HAZ OHNE

[DOMINaXION]

If you play from 0:11 to 0:15 twice over, the matrix has been altered

[malonbu]

Acturcat

[austenslove]

omg that prob took alot of training

[ChooChoo4me]

Now try it with an M9!

[Sorasnake281]

Aww! A Bombay!^^

[Evacookiesfull]

kitty looks evil!!!!!!!

[ConstipatedTroll]

this looks exactly like the dragon in how to train your dragon! GIVE ME YOUR KITTEH :o

[MEareCAT]

aawww so cute. look at it's little eyes xD <3

[5um4nu3l]

I love basement cats xD

[erique82]

Awww... basement cat is too cute

[yahyaamargy]

second one was better

[DuskyNyt]

chick: ok now shadow, when i put my hand up like then and say pew, you gonna fall k?

kitteh: ...

chick: pew

kitteh: huh who wat?

[curlyy95]

clever cat!

[MEareCAT]

@curlyy95 all cats are clever. Just because some don't follow orders from humans, doesn't mean they are any less intelligent :)

[LSAfighter]

This cat is sooo cute! not like my shitty white cat ¬¬

[DeliBasAli]

@LSAfighter

Black or white cats are cute how dare you call your cat as shit ¬¬

[19KiSSeS93]

awwwwww



[ireallylikemusubis]

hate crime

[deblelleklahi]

AWWWWW!!!!

[deidaralover4eva]

awwwwwww

[MyllaCristinna]

So cute and smart!

[TheOglibogli]

Yoo arr ded! Not big suprise!

[DaimondSword]

SO ADORABLE

[DrunkenPiNKx3]

Aww, reminds mee of my cat panther :]

[Seikarin]

omigosh kitty just lost 2 lifes back there XDD black cats are cute, I have one just like that, at night is even better the eyes sparkle in the dark the rest stays in the shadows XD funny and crazy :'D

[flaxious]

I mean, blue nail polish?

[Chromed39]

U obviously don't speak lolcat

[10ajac]

dude, the video is so funny... but you need to change the title, from "SHOOTED" change it to "SHOT"

[equinestar12]

KITTEH:

First take: *BOOM* Fine whatever i'll do this for you

Second take: WTF are you doing? *fingergun heldup* WTF ARE YOU DOING? *BOOM* bleh. this shit is boring.

[mackroh]

A white person shooting a black cat, how can this NOT be racist?! >=O

[RtoojBntOmha]

that is sooooo adorable

[marytootall]

Brilliant!!



[raspycellist]

Is that a Bombay?

[Elizze]

@raspycellist i think a british bombay cause the green eyes, looks like mine, a shadow with green eyes xD

[burnmehdown214]

That's not a cat. That's a shadow with eyes and a mouth.

[leiumhoma]

It always has to be the black one to die first :'(

[302yt]

I love black cats

[TRoN1Ck]

i like this cat looks like a BLACK shadow with eyes :D

[DynasticProductionz]

@TRoN1Ck What shadow isnt black..

[ConstipatedTroll]

@TRoN1Ck looks fucking amazing!i want one :3

[sethboy66]

@TRoN1Ck That is how my cat looks ^_^

[SuperNerd000]

POW! HAHA!

[xeotech1]

@SuperNerd000 watch?v=iT4qmxxi-00

[DN4etERnity]

NAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[xanozar]

Lol it's Mr. Popo's cat xD! You know.. Mr. Popo from Dragonball Z?.. Nevermind :( Anyways cute video :)

[Hiderfriend]

He used dead ringer to be alive again :D

[lukab0i]

and as always, kitteh prevail XD

[Logan508cp]

Of course the cats black..............

[hayotro]

Oh my... I can't believe the way that Youtube let this guy upload this video. She... I mean... She killed the cat!!!! Why?? Why did you just killed? Does he had to be black, also??? Why not a yellow or gray one?? He was just beautiful... ;,,,(

[CarosFinest]

I shot teh kittey! new favorite song from bob MOARley

[ttuanmu]

The only things I can see are those cute round yellow eyes.

[th4tguysmom]

"im looking for the man who shot ma paw"

[vorpal22]

Black cats are the best cats imaginable... out of all the cats I've owned (nine), the two black boys were by far the sweetest, most intelligent, cutest, and most entertaining ever. Life is way too short to not have a black kitty! (The only kitty that came even close to my black boys was my tortie girl, who is such a charmer and so funny!)

[LeonOnyxWolf]

Cats are cute.  <3

[athletichunta]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TIMES AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­­WW TIMES AWWWWWWWWWW xD

[sirusbones]

Your cat is freaking adorable! lol And really smart! That was so freaking cute! :D

[omnivorace]

Fantastic beauty, terrific eyes. Love it !

[jmerridew124]

That is an EXCELLENT trick.

[mryamaho]

its like that cat pokemon embreon

[daidoloss]

It's cellar cat from the depths of your house xD

[7Somerset]

Im telling you its Coraline and her cat!

[DruggedFishStick]

i love her nail polish

[lizzdemon666]

See, Cats can do tricks! ^^

[Pihnes]

7 lives left ... :)

[bestamerica]

'

awww a cute cat,,,

still alive after shoot,,,

cat have a bulletproof vest already

[dadevi]

This video is misleading. That's just a shadow of a cat! LOL and totally joking.

[MarioSegaFreak]

i cant see its mouth until it mews

[Latvietis96]

haha epic :D:D

[ilikecookies010101]

SOOOO MUCH CUTE!!

I almost wish there was a 5 minute video of this kitty meowing.

[sweetbutdaring]

Black cats are adorable.

[stickmanpwner64]

MROW

[jameseastick]

press 1 to aim.

press 2 to fire

press 4 for pleading

press 5 for more pleading

enjoy!!

[emogirl1280]

omg i so want to train my cat to do that! its just so adorable!

[wolfhuntress693]

this video makes total sense when you dont think about it, and you concentrate on the cuteness...thanks for brightening my day

[grungedog3]

I think the meows are cuter than the kitteh dying itself

[NyulaRaeGlamour]

lol that's cute

[Melbeatle]

hahahaha what a beautiful cat!!

[billslusser]

GENOCIDE HAS A PERMANENT NEUROLOGICAL COMPONENT once it COMPLETELY REGISTERS WITHIN THE NERVOUS SYSTEM. that is how oppressive bp are. i'm asking people to blow my head clean off the page.

small amounts of black & white relationships are tolerable but not LARGE AMOUNTS that CROSS the THRESHOLD of what a GENOCIDE IS.

[NamiTheNekoVamp]

@billslusser dude. gtfo of the cute kttty video. Race has nothing to do with cuteness (though I must say that MIXED babies are the cutist!!!)

[dakuz1]

you killed your cat WHY!!!!???

[wrahvin]

omg i love this cat its a shadow with golden eyes

[robs104]

Some major hooker fingernails going on there.

[extrmearrow]

@robs104

Yes because hookers are defined by the color blue on fingernails? Be less ignorant.