Running With Scissors-my fave clip

[valveforlife]

FAP? THIS IS THE PLACE FOR A FAP!

[detroitbydesign]

Hugh-fucking-larious!



[fatdudewithsword]

hey it's pepper

[rapejuicesoldhere]

I named my bedroom the masterbatorium after I saw this movie for the first time.

[Vegemeister1]

Anamorphic Fail.



[lord86maverick]

keeping press 8 LMFAO

[HIMfangirl001]

THE MASTURBATORIUM!!!

[TheIrreligious]

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[TheIrreligious]

This movie ROCKS! I own it both, Blu-Ray and DVD.

[sculleyyy]

Lmfao, masterbatorium hahahahaha xDDD

[daniiiex]

0:52

[OldZLand]

OH SHIT! Is Augusten's book a God damn film?! And I didn't know? Oh lawdy.

[theserenos]

THE WHOLE MOVE IS A TRIP HAHA

[headlesskittys]

I want a room like that. OH wait-- I do

[shanalp42]

out of the whole movie this was my favorite part its funny. Glad u have it.

[laila1995]

Check out the tissue box on the side table.

[MondeSibisi]

I love how he has a pictue of the Queen in his "masturbatorium" LMAO!

[GerryButlersLoverr]

Augusten is so cute when he laughs... They cast him well, methinks. :)

[chelace0119]

He's sooo cute when he laughs

[cadavre69exquis]

i love the queen elizabeth picture on the wall ... perfect place for picture like that. *hehe*

[rinkerall]

this movie depress theshit out of me

[irishman05050505]

The masturbatorium, nice.

[taabuu2342]

God why does the Octopus not like eggs?

[OMGiflysm]

why did he wink at hope?

[thorthewhore]

I've watched this clip a couple of times and just noticed it and was about ask the same thing then I read your comment. It has to be some sort of inside thing or set up because both of the characters in the movie seem very well in tune with each other.

[zappa12345]

He winked at Hope because in the book, he was trying to get Dierdre to express her anger toward Hope. Basically, Dr. Finch was trying to rile Dierdre up, and he was telling Hope that he wasn't being serious.

[Sei1863]

"You're in my masturbatorium! Get out!"

AHAHAHA I'm going to go up to someone in the cafeteria tomorrow, wave my arms and say that.

[villekydude]

i happen to have a masturbatorium, and i use it frequently.

[FiltheeSepsis]

God,I love this movie.

[osmidig]

it's probably the best movie ever

[GiveMeaMovie]

I've Failed As A Mother, Yes You Have

[popaddict]

LOL the Queen Elizabeth portrait! I love this film.

XD

[xxDiiN0RaWR]

"WHAT IS THIS HOPE?!"

lmao.

Brian Cox Is genius

[tommiisan]

Lol. I thought I was the only one to notice the queen!!! Haha. I just watched this a while back, it's now one of my absolute favorites.

[mymarci]

that´s a great scene, i also like the scene with the "god-poo"

[kelseysue92]

haha! this was my favorite scene of the movie!---simply because of the word 'masterbatorium'!!

[AStarGoingNoWhere]

Augusten is so adorable. :)

[catnikolroe26]

"you have no business being in here!!" LOL

[drodga]

"Right here next to the picture of what looks like a man's penis".My other fave scene with this fella...

[dixiezebra]

What a dirty and Insane old man!

But i like it!=D

[SgtTravisBickle]

I love that there's a picture of the Queen of England on the wall of his Masturbatorium! LOL

[LovelyLittleGirls]

"NAP? THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A NAP"

[oxRainingTwihardsxo]

ROLFLMAO I go to a shrink and in the office there is this random door that I never see people go into. I always thaught it was a closet but mabey all shrinks have a masturbatorium...oh god I'm going to have nightmares for a week.

[seinahXtheXgoldfish]

haha, I want to watch this again. it was amazing and a half.I love this part. but the kitty lukina part is also funnt

[flo123456]

anybody who's anybody has a mastabatorium.

This film is amazing.

[fun2berodekill]

"i have failed as a wife and a mother..."

..."yes you have"...

[caddyrox13]

ROFLMAO i have this movie, its awesome!

[jaredwasinrehab]

when we she fukin puts the dead cat remains in the stew, LMAO.

[anonymous973]

lol

i've read so far

magical thinking

and possible side effects! :D

i'm still trying to get Running with Scissors

[corinne1414]

his funniest one is possible side effects, that's one of his best.

[HereForBarbara]

"THIS IS MY MASTERBATORIUM!!" oh Jesus, I'm gonna be laughing about that all week.

[eyinn]

OUT OF MY MASTURBATORIUM!!!!

[ksferrag]

lol

[freckleforce93]

You should post the movie

[neopolitanicecream]

I LOVE this scene so so so much, one of the best lines ever!!!!!!! but i though t the film as a whole was a tad pointless....sorry

[joyyitsana]

This scene made me die of laughter.Especially the one where the guy examines his own shit.btw anyone know where tht one is?

Definetly a movie worth seeing altogether.Amazing, i wanna read the book

[GlumFaerie]

The book is INCREDIBLE!! <3

[ksferrag]

That's an understatement! I can't even find words to describe the book. It's one of my all-time favorites.

[GlumFaerie]

I know!! I read it in 6th grade and was traumatized for a while, but I LURVE it!! Have u read "Dry"? It's a biography about Auggie's life in New York after living w/ the Finches...It made me cryyy...But read it! Aparently there's YET another one about his life called "Magical Thinking"...

[ksferrag]

YES!!!!! :) I've read all his books (I own all but 1) and I thought they were pure genius! I can't wait until the next one ("Wolf at the Table") comes out (April 29).

If you haven't read his other books, please do! He is just an amazing author.

=] =]

[GlumFaerie]

Ur kidding!? He has another book coming out his month?? ZOMGS, I need to read them all! <333 Pure genius, he's definetly the best memoir writer alive.

[ksferrag]

Hands-down!

His latest book is supposed to be very different from his other works (not as funny, I think), but I'm sure it'll be just as good, if not better.

Try reading "Sellevision." It's his only work of fiction to date, but it's really good...I read it in about 4 days and he says he wrote it in 7 =]

I think you'll enjoy it.

[GlumFaerie]

Thnx!

So lets see...thats RWS, Dry, Magical Thinking, Sellevision, Wolf at the Table...any I'm missing?? I need a RWS poster for my room...XD

[ksferrag]

There's also "Possible Side Effects" which, of course, is another great book! :)

[eyinn]

what book did you read in the 6th grade?

[ALLABOARD99]

I read the one in this clip, 'Running With Scissors'...If you haven't yet, read it!! Just last night I read 'Magical Thinking'...I lurved it! Make sure to read 'Running With Scissors' then 'Dry' in that order first though, if any of u You-Tubers wanna read them <3

Blessed be!

[popaddict]

God I love this scene! As if it couldn't get any more bizarre he finds his "favourite" daughter taking a nap in his "masterbatorium" LOL

[anarch17]

i love the pic of the queen in the masturbatorium!

[funkymusicluvr]

'THIS IS MY MASTERBATORIUM!!' (home to the superhero: The Ejaculator!! haha, i was rolling around laughing!

[ImAnElephant89]

haha that was my favorite part ! if every man had a maserbatorium and a yoga mat, we would have world peace.

[skinhugging]

does anyone have the scene after Augusten tried to purpusly kill himself, and he and his surrogate mother talk, and it's so sweet and sad and she says "it's good to have dreams Augusten, dreams keep you through the hard time" I LOVE that line, the first time I heard it I cried

[ILoveTheUsed69]

both the book and movie are awsome but the book has more of a funny vibe and the movie is really funny too but it's also pretty sad and depressing.

[AdamTehRoxors]

The end made me sad.

[ILoveTheUsed69]

me too i cried

[iHeartDXH]

"would u like a tour?"

hahah

[quin48]

the masterbatorium, ahaha

[lilamy27]

-i've failed ass a wife and a mother.

-yes you have.

lol love it!!!!

[eatspoons]

Ah hahaha he's a crack up lol

[rombuckwifenfriend]

HAHAHAH I LMAO when he said that. i couldnt believe he said that! this movie is awesome!

[Gabriel165561]

"YES YOU HAVE" LMFAO!!!!

[emileeisamazing]

fAVORiTE MOViE EVUR<33333333

[eme456]

The wink he makesto his daughter is creepy.

[anjnost]

the wink isn't creepy....if you read the book, you'd known that this whole thing was staged. in the book, there's a huge fight and the doctor involves deidre and augusten. he's trying to get them to release some anger.

[eme456]

ok, i just the book and there are many differences from the movie.

[anjnost]

there are differences, but the basic plotline is the same.... so he wasn't winking to signify anything dirty.

[TheVideoElf]

What a great movie...Thanks for the Masturbatorium scene....

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[dathers28]

bahahahaaaaaaaa!

masterbatorium... wow.

[Nydarovi]

masturbatorium? Is that a word? Lmao I gotta see this movie.

[RavenousSihkness]

ahahaha so honest. it's perfect!

[dixiezebra]

This family was so crazy!

[ILUVLUKASR]

omg i read the book along time ago. soo crazy. i was 12, not a good book for a 12 year old girl

[graaar]

I read it when it came out in 2001, I must have been about thirteen or fourteen. I loved that book, but yeah, probably not the best for most people that age.

[hawiianhula2]

haha, I am fourteen. I read it over the summer, and I am going to read it again for a school project. I don't care if it's to "inappropriate" for school, because I loved it so much! I haven't seen the movie though, was it good?

[graaar]

It was good, but not as good as the book. It has a more somber feel.

[hawiianhula2]

yeah, but I guess that is true with any book.

[borismuller86]

mastabatorium. brilliant. every home should have one.

with a picture of the queen of course.

[CrazyJ513]

doesn't even compare to the book...

[MyChemicalKasey]

This is such a good book, and movie.

[zojhomie]

just finished the movie - love the dimples. so cute.

me and my friend were playing this part over and over! so funny, love his laugh.

[MidgetCalvary]

wtf????? XD i need to finish reading this book XDXDXDXD

[graaar]

you haven't even gotten to this part of the book yet? ohhh you're in for some amazingly crazy stuff.

[andreandeahhh]

fucking hilarious

[BatBats23]

fucking funny as hellls

[notsodeepthoughts]

I LOVED the whole movie, but this scene was soo freggin' funny that I pee-pee'd a little!!

Brian Cox is an evil genius and Annette Bening is on the top of her game. Respect.

[prettywife09]

yea the movie's kinda sick in the head...incomprehensible, much like many people find themselves at 1 point or another

[musicvideosupremo]

This is the only slightly funny part of the film.

[tigereye130]

the book is amzin so funny!!!!

[woojeez]

omfg..MASTURBATORIUM!

[strontium2]

Masturbatorium... lol

[nonenuna]

Joseph Cross is so hot..

[singdanceactbabe4]

I love when Augusten starts laughing!!! It's so cute!!!

[tatlicupcake]

TH ebook is usually always better.

[LinaLeDisko]

THE MASTURBATORIUMM PLSSS! :]

[kejihatake]

i love this movie!

[Jmetelsky15]

the book was much better i must say

[pizzafrenzy]

Best fucking movie on the face of the Earth.

[nonenuna]

really?? I just watched it.. and I find it a little tacky.. Kinda incomprohensible

[NekoTatsumi]

I really want to see the movie i am almost down with the book

[miumiumoose11]

love gwyneth

[nonenuna]

i know gotta love her

[RentHead45]

The part in the book was better - he involved Deidre and Augusten and it was a huge blow-out. The book is amazing, I have yet to see the movie though.

[beckhamlover]

So fucked up yet so funny!

[jmorocksfancyclothes]

wicked fucked up. but i love it!

[FinalDestination019]

haha that was funny

[moonshadow321]

hehe funny