How To Not Cook!!!

[idk24039]

she sound fool fool...... 

[bellafab245]

would have been better if she just let him do his thing

[spyrotek2000]

What's gwarnin with the Jamaican Cartoons channel?

[nickhiesa]

yah jamaican fi real

[nickhiesa]

Lard help you lol yall too cute

[midnightangelmaycry]

Shoulda fling di onions and peppers into the pot before the shrimp and seasoned the shrimp itself. Maximum flavourings. Less oil too apparently.

[TheSheriffess]

He should have season the shrimp dem instead of just putting the curry powder in the frying pan.

[reamer82]

lol. vampires aren't scared off onions

[TIMEIZMONEY730]

MADWHITEJA THIS A 730 UR BROOKLYN LINK FROM GEORGES! THE VIDEO DEM MAD! MI HAVE A CONCEPT MI WAAH TELL U BOUT IT AGO MAD FUNNY! LINK UP!

[jamaicanchavelle]

curry ago run unuh belly me like she me nah nyam dat

[Ali3nboy]

lmao nice video next time woman must stay out kitchen big man got to cook up skunt

[kcock100]

a wah kina Jamaican man cyan no cook? mi afi go talk to you people dem.

[JAMkizzel]

1:56 - 2:00 lmao

[NejlaSimone]

OMG!!! U guys r so cute! I could not stop laughing!! I love how ur GF kept on encouraging u! Word to the wise though MissTargetChic, don't eat it!! :)

[chomanttocs]

more like this!

[MissNerdyTalker]

This had me laughing so much... cute couple

[spyrotek2000]

Why does her accent keep changing?

[edyscoronacola]

Aawh you two are cute



[Shanekoi]

Dats not curry shrimp dats Oil shrimp .

[GeeksCreation]

Stop violate di yute lady nuh

[Annadine]

hahahahahaha i cant believe i sat thru it hahahahahhaah lol

[ganjahyute1]

yuh gyal look fuckable!!

[bigkongmanic]

Just keep it up star, practise make perfect!!!

[ZWorldTV]

come on John after the slop-chop a this u come widd lol

[galiss4life]

weh di slap chop deh??

[ooooglat]

Do the Cinnamon challenge... if you dare. 

[tanyatmr]

I like seeing you guys together!!

[Gerard300349024]

would of been way faster with a jamaican slap chop

[owensoft]

Domestic voilence

[SalaciousSerenity]

Loool you guys are so cute together!!! And so good to each other !  And at least he tried to cook and impress her - his little face at the end when she was trying it'! Lol so sweet!

[TAZZARAY]

Lmao u guys r dip funny proud to be Jamaican lol

[djcrugar]

.....deading......lolololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololol

[specialk1st]

"i goin get beat up today... what the F do i do here now" hahahaha! love it! good job man! good job! all us ladies are jealous! :-D

[13courtz1996]

yuh wash de tings dem b4 yuh cut it or yuh just tek it out??

[NewBerri1]

you guys are too cute :))

[LaShayJA1]

LOL! dis was funny an sweet at da same time...next time instead a adding more oil use a little wata an cook di seasonings first...yuh get ratings for trying tho lol

[TheBaddestJa]

haha bless up yadies unnu cute nah lie continue the videos together

[cheedeeh]

You guys are too cute :) I love this. Mi cyaan wait fi di wedding..yuh a go youchube di wedding right? uunu betta :D

[iwal1645]

Brdda a fight a losin' battle, but still-a-mek me hungry.

[JamrockBoi90]

Doh bun down di kitchen lol...Its always fun to be in the kitchen with yuh woman. Gwan do yuh ting, unuh make a cute couple.

[Ladyy277]

Very nice food look sweet!

[lePearlNoir]

"Bam....like dat!" Too cute and funny, funny!

[TheSambino09]

You two are beautiful together :D

[illicitdolphin]

Should've just let her cook mon.

[illicitdolphin]

Wow, I see who wears the pants!

[okydokey]

Who put a bell pepper in curry? no one!

[MadMidgetPro]

Wow, what an encouraging gf

[MadMidgetPro]

Did you teach your girlfriend Jamaican?

[liligrl90]

lol i love her laugh its adorable

[Stepfefee]

Aww soo cute!!! More videos pls!!!!

[fuzzwarmy]

Ah, I'm so happy to see Madwhite with a good, healthy Jamaican woman, I can't express it. I'm jealous and happy at the same time. LOL What is it about Jamaican women? They are the best! I don't know whether to kill you or love you Madwhite, you lovely effing bastard! Fook! She's too much, mi heart can't take it. I'm an old man for god's sake.

[jamaicanprincess7]

the shrimp ago tuff you fuck cause you fi cook down di season first cause shrimp cook quick lol lawddd we haffi teach you

[fuzzwarmy]

@jamaicanprincess7 Very true. I'm thinking steaming or very brief boiling is best, not frying in oil.

[jamaicanprincess7]

unuh cute you see from unuh do the Jamaican tag together mi knw mi see some chemistry

[jamaicanprincess7]

poor thing him a try tho

[pauldwyer99]

there's a wrench on the counter 6:26... is that fe chune up you shrimp dem? Much love Mad White... you're brave.

[truckwheel]

yo rasss belly muss runn

[BTownMiss]

Your pepper and onion chopping gave me anxiety lol

[TheFoxze]

Lawd a mercy a baaay ail! LOL!!! Love you guyss. xx

[scribbless1986]

lol your girl turns on and off her accent

[twnky1]

lmao i really thought he was joking till he throw the shimp in wit no season...lol

[483008983]

lol, Jon, you should have used some corn starch to fix the oily shrimp.

[fashiondollie2]

lmao I loved this. You guys was to much

[LadyScorp26]

good job!!!



[Inmysweetness]

"u're doing awesome babe" lol how many times does she say this

[MissTargetChic]

@Inmysweetness LOL In that situation I swear it's the only thing I could think of to encourage him

[Inmysweetness]

@MissTargetChic haha u guys are nice man

[PinkElephantTV1]

"Dem neva season it dem jus tro it all in one time" .... hahaha anyway you did a wonderful job especially for a first time.

[MrNattye]

Me love how unuh flex still

[jsilk203]

I tink it need a likkle bit more OIL....... LOL

[fuhleeshuh]

just get me to de church on time!

[Eclare18]

yuh gf jamaican too?

[TheOriginalZilla]

@ 2:35 "What The Fuck do i do here now?" #deadin

[TheOriginalZilla]

@madwhitejamaican "the people dem probably turn di ting off by now mi wouldnt sit thru all a dis fi tell u di truth" lmao how u know so?? but mi a bet seh most a di man dem wah ago watch this continue watching cuz a ur girlfren, btw: She seems fun and nice. but she still caaah top my wifie :)

@ his gf: may God be with you in your first taste

[dahgett]

wy yu jown di shrimp inna ail

[kctheicon]

Mi like di gyal dey....lawd have his mercy.

[jordlind1]

Blood clot har titty dem big huh ra-tid. Gwann My yute

[stickyr34]

Yuh belly ago run like a Ethiopian afta so much curry & yuh nuh burn it!

[precious2591]

i love you two. make me soo proud of mi people dem lmao

[TheTheromas]

i caaant believe he did this hahahaha

[youravantgarde]

she mad giggly

[azucarmorena5000]

prolly took you a week to cook this LOL

[Andre1South]

this was retarded yes.

[dendproductions]

Good stuff family! Peace.

[thePOETIQSOUL]

Yu two shuld make more videos together..very cute couple!

[Royalty1987]

hilarious and cute at the same time

[diedriankw]

next time use butter instead of oil and a lot of garlic and veggies go before the shrimp lol

[hitsville4ever]

A cup of oil. some shrimp, this crap right here. hahahaha

[adotful]

hey, @madwhitejamaican you should do a video about the times its good to be a jamaican

[johee626]

this made me smile..hey at least you are helping out in the kitchen :)

[jamericanbum]

unu neva de-vein the shrimp? gross

[gigimc]

ok I confess, I've been a little resistant... I liked your egyptian chick's vibe [just exotic enough], but this was too fun lol I'm coming around... :) you 2 really dig each other!

[liovarjo]

so unnu belly run last nite or whaa? lmfao!

[DrDread]

Haahahaha I knew you got that from Russell Peters! Genius hahah. I love these vids man. I thought it would be all the boring parts but you only kept all the good parts in. FANTAHSTIC!!

[outragiouschik]

It's 2012 guys need to learn how to cook, it's no longer a "female job". I would've gave the same look she did when he made reference to females nails and cookin'. You should keep practicing though, you did a good job.

[Lana383]

are you cutting the counter? lol

[TheEdwards55]

u forgot to put a but of garlic, and the onions and peppers go before the shrimp

[TheEdwards55]

1:58 are u watching her ass?? lol

[stillirise]

Rahtid! Where is the rest of your apron, my yute?  LOL! I love the two of you. Yu tun big chef now. You guys kill me.

[TahneeCarmela]

LMAO

[kashana123]

Lmaoo this is so cute..She has to marry you!!

[hotdrumchick]

You forgot the garlic mon!!

Thanks for the dinner idea, sweet!

[KimikoMatsuri]

1:57 lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyBugRobyn]

You guys are adorable.

[DrJre32]

wow you cant cut at all lol

[xeirocool]

Boy John .... u nuh easy at alll ... almost bun down di place ...lol

[23sml]

Loved this. I became your subbie because of her,

[TheLionessRebirth]

LoVE the Patois!!!!!!

[SlashBudd]

BUT THAT'S NOT WASHING IT! That's just throwin water in it

lmfao.

[sugawallz910]

drinking some Arbor Mist.

[yazzie1985]

too freakin cute

[kk7462]

I love this video it's so obvious John can't cook I love that ansel allowed him to try his a thing, and not take over. It was a great effort and you two work just awesome. Please do more videos like this, it was funny !

[DisInfoWars]

What happened to the Egyptian girl, you send her packing?

[gregoriousamadeus]

what you need for those peppers is the slap chop

[yescarycan]

[love this vid] wow, you can tell he doesn't know what he is doing. the way he was handling those vegetables [removing a kidney is done with less precision]. and it's funny how the things she stopped him on i notice too ! like him cutting on the countertop,i was cringing when i saw that and then the rinsing in the bag, i'm like..........

[SurendraRapchan]

"wtf do I do here now" LMFAO!!!!!

[collapoppa24]

What a cute couple ya two make.

[MIMI232]

Lmaooooo, John you are just too funny!

[lue84]

Brush-up on your cutting technique. get a cheap chop board and practice. Cooking easy man, you just thinking too much

[yousured]

I cant believe you was gonna dump 14 mins of my happiest moment (watching it.)......lmao

[yousured]

he had no clue wat to do next .....hahahahahahah...love it

[missbistouri]

Should have used a Slap Chop.

[6didi9]

unu tooo cute

[TheMslove2011]

I guess she still has to marry you, even if the shrimp was oily

[TheMslove2011]

I guess she

[sweetz917]

lol ya'll are too cute. i use a similar technique sometimes when i don't have time to marinate the meat in curry. . . i "burn out" the curry in the oil first so it doesn't come out grainy

[g97erry]

Me like dis ya video! unu have a synergy that's fantastic!

[aleq555]

LMAO when u said mommy look wa mi do mi cook curry shrimp i cant help but replay da n laugh cause i say the same ting :P

maybe nex time go light on the oil an u good lmao

[djsoulface]

Last comment....u cant put oil in or on food thats already being cooked or low heat...due to simple science "diffusion or osmosis"....one of my occupations is a certified chef....lol

[mspiggy82]

the two of you are too cute and sweet....happy new year!! (very late)

[exyso]

you know me? Been subbed forever. Anyway shirt is a bit small. Been slackin on videos. :)

[exyso]

@exyso also she be on you. Can do nothing right. lol She strict.

[djsoulface]

Im commenting as I watch....did u devein tha shrimp?? Lmfaoo

[djsoulface]

U cant use hot water.....bway u cyahhh even cook dawgg food to rasss...go effort still...u coulda neva grow up in jamaica......

[L0veliLadyLumpz]

Lmao She said "ayee dont read shit weh yuh steal from otha people internet place an read pon here"

[latinavixn]

Awww so cute...lol'd at the smoke detector going off, burning down the house with (all that oil..lol)....awww he tried :)

[BreezyJFly1]

is your girlfriend originally from Jamaica or somewhere in the states? cause her accent kind of comes and goes sometimes.

[gerlytom]

youtube romance!!!

[DollyMat]

You two are cute and bloody hilarious. When she said 'pure shit' I was on the floor. Do more...

[kimby80]

LOL!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!! Next time sautee the curry powder with garlic FIRST, then add the peppers and cook that up a little bit. Wash the shrimp wit lil lime, SEASON IT, and add the shrimp LAST!!! Shrimp cooks very quickly and overcooked shrimp is horrible.

[fashionmeetpuppy]

@kimby80 exactly!! :)

[exyso]

@kimby80 I know you can cook. Just like me. I was like what?? Peppers onions after shrimp?....WHAT leaving shrimp cooking for over a hour what???? WHAT ?

[redzizz]

@kimby80 You know what your talking about.. which island u from?

[dontenvy]

oh gosh.. i am deadin....

[zackyzac96]

Yuh girl look good but the laugh starr

[ReviewTechUSA]

glad to see you makin' videos again man...I really enjoy your stuff!

[LoveNaitomea]

Dwl!!!

[MsBEAUTIFULMIND10]

lol

[ohbuddyiliketowatch]

very cute....

[dakotaandneah]

Laaaaaaaawd you too gave me a good joke before I go to bed lol! "Honey"! with the onion! LMAO too cute.... you guys are so fun!!!

[couponville1]

Ok, so when is the wedding? Verbal contract and witness by more than one person. He cooked, you ate and you are not dead so now the wedding. :- D LOL You guys are so cute together.

[Kirby820]

way too much oil, only need around a tablespoon lol... mix the curry powder with water first before u put it in d pot and let it cook a bit, round 10 mins before yuh add yuh shrimp.

[prettygirljamie1]

u guys had me cracking up esp.. when the smoke detector went off...good try though

[valor465]

I loved this video xD

[Nicoooooooooooole]

That food looks nasty Lmaoooo

[lemoncrazzyy]

yes she is

[sueannwashere]

i love anselee's jamaican accent haha!

[deedee0834]

yeaa first to comment ; ) lol @ 1:58 so cute.. u can use a lil butter instead of usin di oil too.. got a lil nervous wen the smoke detector come on..good job.. she like it all tht matters and she alive lol

[yunrocks]

is ur gf really jamaican

[TheUniqueGemini]

She's right, You suppose to clean it and season it first before cooking it, lmao

[Steadno]

ide try it tho

[TheUniqueGemini]

I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing. lmao

[madwhitejamaican]

@TheUniqueGemini you and my girlfriend.

[terminater11]

he got laid regardless after

[osamarama]

LMAOOO

madd