Thank christ I was born with a brain and the balls to have my own opinion. These fuckers are complete and utter morons. Their life is so unimportant to them or anyone else that they just do moronic exercises and other crap that they're ordered to do. Fascinating.
@jackiebaron I understand what you're saying however life in the Army depends on instant and unquestioning obedience to orders. Being able to perform certain tasks without thinking can mean the difference between life and death in warlike circumstances. The type of fellow who joins a unit like the Paras tends to like a good punch up but they're not all thick heads - just born to do a particular type of job.
'A very quiet IRA terrorist tryiing to slip a bomb through the door'?!...I am pretty sure they wouldn't try to do it like that sir, it's normally a car bomb or something. He's been watching to much Pink Panther, where the guy answers the door and gets given a comedy bomb with a sparkling fuse and 'bomb' written on it. 'what type of bomb?'....'the exploding type!'
There have been many docs about military life since this was transmitted in 1983. Some excellent, many good, plenty indifferent.
None though has been as good as The Paras.
Perhaps because it was then a rare genre. Also though it's just so bloody good, enjoyable, gripping and memorable.
SSCFPA 1 week ago
We all need a Sargent Riley!
LMG719Enterprise 1 week ago
"I wanted to fly and jump out the sky sir" hahahaha oh bless him
airsoftjunkie2 2 months ago
Who's the officer on parade doing the inspecting? Is it that Max Gandell bloke?
tomandsamuel 2 months ago
Sgt. Reily is a fucking riot!
mangore623 3 months ago
Happy Days. Miss the lads !!
mark24875218 3 months ago
get tight! get tight! get tight! get!
Bleakunending 4 months ago
That Sgt. Reily seems like such a nice fella!
THEMATTBUXTON 6 months ago
Thank christ I was born with a brain and the balls to have my own opinion. These fuckers are complete and utter morons. Their life is so unimportant to them or anyone else that they just do moronic exercises and other crap that they're ordered to do. Fascinating.
jackiebaron 7 months ago
@jackiebaron I understand what you're saying however life in the Army depends on instant and unquestioning obedience to orders. Being able to perform certain tasks without thinking can mean the difference between life and death in warlike circumstances. The type of fellow who joins a unit like the Paras tends to like a good punch up but they're not all thick heads - just born to do a particular type of job.
MrGoblin60 6 months ago
@jackiebaron PATHETIC CHILD , I WOULD BE AMAZED IF YOU HAD THE IQ TO BREATH BY YOURSELF , YOUR NOT FIT TO CLEAN THESE LADS BOOTS !
dave2806 6 months ago
@jackiebaron PLUS A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER CAUSE THESE BOYS KICKED YOUR ARSE IN THE FAULKLANDS !
dave2806 6 months ago
@jackiebaron here's to hoping you experience war soon.
Bleakunending 4 months ago
Para's don't drill! They kill!
elliotts4 8 months ago
'A very quiet IRA terrorist tryiing to slip a bomb through the door'?!...I am pretty sure they wouldn't try to do it like that sir, it's normally a car bomb or something. He's been watching to much Pink Panther, where the guy answers the door and gets given a comedy bomb with a sparkling fuse and 'bomb' written on it. 'what type of bomb?'....'the exploding type!'
NonLocalYokel 9 months ago
lol wazzock, aint heard anyone say that scince about 1982
mainface 10 months ago
bronval how do you spell it ?
Philwelch09 10 months ago
i want to become a para
thegundog12 10 months ago
I want to fly and jump out of the sky
nylonTS 11 months ago
DEP DYP DEP DYP DEP DYP DEP DYP!!!!!!
gazzaroth321 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAAH I fucking love Sergeant Riley (?) !! xD
PoppingSanta 1 year ago
err, Captain Mainwaring didn't say "don't panic". Corporal Jones did. Just a bit of dads army trivia. lol.
LeDucDArcachon 1 year ago 3
@LeDucDArcachon: LMAO: As Captain Mainwaring would say to that idiot: "Stupid boy!"
NamronSeven 7 months ago
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the D.L. is to soft with them thats why they are shit.
pdg1001 1 year ago
The RSM kinda looks like John Cleese.
heywoodejerblowme 1 year ago
Almost extinct - love it! LOL
Factnotfictionpeople 1 year ago
haha what a bunch of fuking mongs!
thetruemcd 2 years ago
@thetruemcd what's a mong?
area51er6 1 year ago
@area51er6 1. Mong: Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation. Generally: a total spastic
No I don't need you to help me with my supermarket trolley, you fucking mong
thetruemcd 1 year ago
"well that's it, you're not intelligent enough to be a jet pilot"
Musketor 2 years ago 3
"Orrrrgh ... you thick nit .... stand still !"
"Borland, you wouldn't make a good tailor's dummy !"
Bloody priceless.
kealyc 2 years ago 12
@kealyc "Borland, you make me despair!"
FeederAndSpurs 2 years ago 4
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Allyness92 2 years ago
Fantastic platoon Sgt. Definitely the kind to run a training platoon.
yamabushi170 2 years ago 5
I wanted to fly Sir and jump out of the sky LOL...Dont you just love inspections!!
ludwigvonsteampole1 2 years ago 2
lol reminded me of Monty Python
paratrooper6 2 years ago 3
"these wazzocks"
ryko26 2 years ago 3
@ryko26 hah thats wahat i was thinking ive not heard that word since i was a kid
dougiewhite778 1 year ago
lol
''you 3 havnt got an ounce of brain between you. Its a good job you're also extinct''
soldierside365 2 years ago
very inventive speech by the officer at 8.00!
61385 3 years ago
The red beret a symbol of toughness and excellence.
razzer321 3 years ago 18
@razzer321 and the Green with it
IRememberTheOldDays 6 months ago