Re: which jesus is your jesus? (28 more choices of Jesus')

[anavywife28]

wheres black jesus and i love mildew jesus, my favorite to date lol

[JanisChambers]

I worship Rapter Jesus, or perhaps Terminator Jesus... or perhaps Xenomorph Jesus, Neo Matrix Jesus, Afro Jesus, Evangelion Jesus (aka Anime Jesus), and finnaly Bizzaro Jesus "Susej" amusingly pronounced "Sausage" (Sus-age).

[ALogicalConstruct]

and..... SecularAstronomer Jesus

[pradeeptubeu]

This is funny :-)) Fresh out of bible jesus!!! :-))

[AuShawster]

I quess whether or not there was even a jusus doesn't really matter either

[johnb062388]

Where is emo Jesus?

[SliceSupeRStaR]

Hilarious!! Put me down for Ghetto Jesus! lmao!

[Scyfersythe]

Dibs on Fishstick Jesus! Heh, Fish-"Schtick" Jesus. Heh.

[JanisChambers]

Damn, Where's Tartar Sauce Moses when you need him?

[Scyfersythe]

LOL. That was so much cornier than my joke. High-five!

[alienspy07]

Still no Rapter Jesus?

[LunarShadowca]

lol

[monstersparkler]

You looke like jesus :)

[GuiltySpark347]

jesus was a persian pimp.

[BGenerous]

Haha! That's a lot of Jesuseses... Jesususus ... Jesi?

[metaknight419]

Jesus Tapdancing Christ!!! But other than that, I pick Zombie Jesus, more realistic.

[howtofoldsoup]

I love that Fresh out of the Bible smell!

[SaintVengeance]

Zombie Jesus - You eat of his "flesh", he literally eats your flesh... and brains.

[jdnscience]

Haha, nice

5 stars

[DarwinsHamster]

Jesus!

[RonnieOfTheEarth]

My Jesus is a tapdancing creepy one. And Im not ashamed.

[LittleGeorgeChrist]

Hehe, funny.

[ComedyJesus]

Don't forget Comedy Jesus!

[CorndogMaker]

Buff Jesus kicks ass

[Meloco2007]

of coarse we can make up our own Jesus, Christians have been doing that for 2,000 years :P

[Pronghorn22]

Did you know that Ridi0t used to be a full time babtist minister?

[Katalyzt]

Hahaha, that is a lot of jesuses! I cannot seem to make up my mind. I will take the fresh one in the front next to the bananas. No, no; not that one! Next to the green bananas! ;o)

Katalyzt

Katalyzt

[siciliano29]

I got one... how about the "never existed at all, and was thought up by the same primitive, idiotic morons who wrote the far fetched inane tales of the bible" jesus? ;)

[Altourus]

I think thats a little long, how about we classify him as "Fictional Jesus".

[siciliano29]

Indeed it is long... you need the length for dramatic effect. ;)

[BudhagRizzo]

I think you came up with the perfect Jesus. "Ghetto Jesus" was pretty cool too, tho!