MY best of Twilight New Moon Rifftrax

[NoelDantes]

"...a hobbit lay here..." lmao

[PadmeKO]

Anyone else getting secondhand embarassment from Bella's frolicking?

[theakikigirl123]

"It would be horrible Id never go outside id mumble and mope" and hey wait ahah

[TheUnfortunate9]

Emmett Kelly

[gYnetheus]

"Sam's trying to help me."

"Sam and I are taking the ring to Mordor."

I just about died. xD

[yemonja100]

It's a statue of General Custer! They are off the chain..!

[ButterflyRedrum]

Lol the end when he said "line?" XD

[TheJokervision1]

oh no u stolen my snasauges

[ThatGypsyBoy]

The High Council of Gayness will see you now..hmm...ohh

is now my replacement phrase for "come in"

[UFWD2000]

one person had their snauseges taken from them

[rsj206]

3:48 makes me laugh every time. Thanks!

[Elfaro]

The ONLY way to watch this series...also, I laughed so much it hurt.

[FTS57]

the vampire council scenes are the best! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[MrTheaterBasement]

Music by Which to Climb Into a Hot Bath, Slit Your Wrists and Watch the Water Turn Crimson as You Drift Into Death is a great album, a lot of good stuff on that.

[WildShane06]

I think this just made me realize something...Their (Kristen & Pattinson) on-screen kisses aren't full of passion to make me want that. They're awkward and completely not sexy in the most unbelievable way. and every time I see these two kiss, i feel uncomfortable and not in a good way.

[GoThIcWoNdErGIRL]

God i hate this effin series >_<

[OrangeBandanna]

Oh my god I loved how you ended it.

This video is absolutely perfect. If it has even better lines that you completely missed this much be the greatest rifftrack ever created.

[uglyuglypirate]

oh this is just so good

[recniterockerchick]

2:13

"You will give me your Snausages!"

Best. Riff. Ever.

[Chocmarywarren]

@recniterockerchick like

[ammz4873]

im still laughin

[ShrugMeSilly245]

"Let's swap lip gloss"

[maryy294]

"trusting the white man always is...sorry, too soon?!" LMFAO I was on the floor for a good 15 minutes laughing.

[livinintwilightzone]

Quiet dear, I'm trying to watch... YEAH!!!! ^_^

[kaerowyn]

"Snosheshes!"

[WarriorElf54]

sam and i are taking the ring to mordor

[daffodil977]

@WarriorElf54 A hobbit lay here, and the other...they crawled, their hands were bound!

[rminitials]

LOL "A hobbit lay here" hahahahahaha

[HolyHammerStrike]

I love that you end it in "line?"

[mythologylover23]

"Drowning the only way she could get more pale and sad."

[summerlvralwys]

"Does this bug you? I'm not touching you." Oh my god xD

[spuebear]

That killed me, so did the throne moaning at 3:48.

[Ballsinawad]

Beta subtitle at 3:20 "finally teach a kid to eat chicken take out khatami them" LOL

[jessabean13]

Kissing is like Wi-Fi .... LMAO!!

[TheInstantClassic1]

C-3PO, the early years

LMFAO!!! That was fucking hilarious. Bless these guys for making these terrible pieces of shit movies watchable....somewhat lol

[Puddy686]

Jacob aka Poor Man's Matt Damon.

[kimquatification]

I really love all the Lord of the Rings references. I almost died

[SAOrules]

ki

[Fanpire1231]

"I sold you to another franchise, Hogwarts for you kid" <33

[heythisislauren]

you will.. give me.. your snosauges.

funniest fukin thing ive ever heard lmao

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

where is that 'i like you ' bit from?

[matticusprime]

@HumorFunnyHaHaComedy Pretty sure it's from Pee Wee's Big Adventure. In fact: watch?v=nJKOIxP0thE

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

" the high counsel of gayness will see you now" LMAO!!!!!!!

[Zapwave]

This is without a doubt.... The only way I'd watch a Twilight film. XD

[NewGuy2534]

Edward, after seeing all of the blood, "Well, that didn't go as I planned."

[Cpt50Caliber]

............line

[Minasay123]

Happy Birthday ^^

[femoman]

"Because it doesn't make sense for you to love me"

- The Twilight Saga, ladies and gentlemen, summed up in 10 words.

Brilliance

[paulmajano]

The moaning!!! hahaha

[sablize]

A HOBBIT LAY HERE

OHMYGOD THIS WHOLE THING, I AM CRYING

[SkylineofStorm2]

oh this was the BEST out of all three movies. I was laughing the whole 4:40 XD

[collectornothoarder]

You will give me your snausages!

[JJJMMM1]

Camp McConaughey :)

[PeneloPhoto]

"A hobbit lay here...." Hahahaha! I'm dying laughing. This is great!

[DigitalBookWorm]

"This song is from the album "Music by which to Climb into a Hot Bath, Slit Your Wrists, and Watch the Water Turn Crimson as You Drift into Death".

Ah, so you're supposed to listen to this while watching the Twilight series?

[limbdarkening]

2:14 absolutely died laughing.

[ChiRocxRhoRin]

2:47-2:50 Perfect

[GrizDrummer25]

the twilight series summed up in 9 words :D

[BlueEyes7452]

This may hurt just a little.

I'm going to read aloud from the Twilight series.

[dancingmonkeys488]

stupid antique phone!

[opsimathics]

as butthead put it

"this sucks harder than anything that has ever sucked before"

[drsyn]

Complete sentence?

[CanvasRoses]

every time I am reminded how much my life sucks, I come here, and am reminded that there are things out there that suck even more... and I feel better :)

[banananer16]

3:57-4:12 is the funniest thing out of anything ever

[randomguy199545]

The high council of gayness may see you now (oooohhh!).

[Jangobadass]

@randomguy199545

THESE are the Dark Lords of the Vampires?! O.o

[kastan06]

Why do I talk like Puss in Boots? I love Riff Trax!

[zejb8]

HA!!!! Snausages!!!

[neosoc]

@zejb8 What are snausages?

[textthing]

@neosoc

I believe it'sa brand of dog food.

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

lmao! 3:50-4:13 omg

[titanx9]

That "line" at the end was awesome.

[MegamanXfan21xx]

"I love that someone opened up a colonial-americal clothing store in 21st century Oregon. What were the odds?"

[banananer16]

"a hobbit lay here, and the other. they crawled, their hands were bound..."

AWESOME!

[VeryAngryCamel]

oh ohhhooohhhhh ooooooohhhhhh

also this: 3:58

[ilikethecoke]

Edward: this is the last time you'll ever see me.

Rifftrax: YAAAAAAAY!

[XxPnuemaxX]

AGH! Damn you... antique phone....

[UKISOCIETY]

"What the hell just happened? Huh."

[irishguy1494]

"You will give me your Snausages!"  That scared me and cracked me up at the same time. Thanks for posting this one, man!

[textthing]

Is it just me, or does Jacob's weight vacillate from scene to scene, along with his hair?