i don't know what yer this was taped on, BUT Chelsea looks hoter than hell on 0:02 , i guess booze does leave a mark...i'm just kiding, love you Chelsea!!!
she clearly has many supporters, but this just isn't my kind of humour. taking low-blows at A-list celebrities shows a Lack of Talent. her fans should accept that there are probably a lot of intelligent people who despised this particular routine that she was trying force on that clueless audience
karlsmith00 has penis envy. Hee, hee.... she'll never be a man, and she fucking HATES it! Ha, ha, ha....!
Forever to be regarded as second class. Forever to be regarded as the "weaker sex", or the "fairer sex". Never to have equal status with men. The fucking RESENTMENT from this cunt is hilarious!
@wtfgretchen Yeah baby, here we go. Oooooohhhh, ya got meeee! I am wounded for life by your clever barb! That's all you can come back with...? "Sorry about your small penis?" Well then, conversely I am sorry about your teeny, mosquito bite breasts, and your massive cave cunt.
@patientzero532 Not in the slightest. That isn't all I could come back with. I could fill an entire novel whilst reducing you to tears. But I chose not to, because you are a pathetic child with no respect for those who brought you here. You think your misogyny is entertaining, but you are wrong. So so very wrong. You can insult me all day through the internet, but if we happened across one another IRL and I heard you say those things... you would no longer have teeth.
@wtfgretchen "...whilst reducing me to tears." LOL! Well then, by all means... Have at it. As to your threats of violence... see, there's one thing I know about your kind: The bigger the bark, the teenier the dog. You sound like a Chihuahua to me.
But you did let something slip that I found interesting: "...no respect for those who brought you here"? Ohhhh... sweetie you don't meant what I THINK you mean, do you? (Oh, please, please, please let it be true!!) Why don't you explain?
@thenfm more genius from the male mind. then we wonder why you idiots don't go to school.
we need another draft. your fat ass should be in afghanistan, not sitting in front of a computer. who even let you get internet access? what the fuck is going on here. WORTHLESS MALES NEED TO BE KEPT BUSY WITH MANUAL LABOR.
@karlsmith00 karlsmith00 has penis envy. Hee, hee.... she'll never be a man, and she fucking HATES it! Ha, ha, ha....!
Forever to be regarded as second class. Forever to be regarded as the "weaker sex", or the "fairer sex". Never to have equal status with men. The fucking RESENTMENT from this cunt is hilarious!
Wow, that "clap/applause" joke won me over. I had NO IDEA she was a comedian. I watched a couple of episodes of her show not having a clue who she was until today or what her background was. Looks like I've found a new favorite female comedian, although Wanda Sykes will always be my #2 after Roseanne. Whitney? Strong #3.
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wow this bitch is loud, she is SOOOOOO ANNOYING. THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARENT FUNNY. THEY THINK THIS BITCH FUNNY THIS BITCH IS RICH FROM ALL THE UN FUNNY GIRLS WHO WATCH HER SHIT
@patientzero532 ugh, there is nothing sadder than a male with reading comprehension problems. you actually have to wonder what i am.
i don't envy anything. i like being a person who doesn't lash out in violence when something doesn't go my way.
you're a nobody, sweetie. whitney doesn't give 2 shits about you, neither does any other woman, comedian or not. get back to jerking off to snuff porn, then go to bed so you make it to your shift at burger king tomorrow on time.
@karlsmith00 Hee, hee! This is fun! Ok, my turn!! Well, let's see... You call yourself "karlsmith", yet you imply that you're a female. I'm guessinnng... either a nasty, cropped-haired, plaid shirt-wearing, lumber dyke, or a self-loathing, trans-gender, female trapped in a mans body, who wears a vibrating butt-plug to work, thinking no one will notice.
DID I GUESS RIGHT!?
Either way, let's work on those writing skills, shall we? Capitalization, my dear. Or... "thing", whatever you are.
@patientzero532 well, my nickname is kar. my middle initial is l. not that it makes any difference concerning what i pointed out. you're a loser and nobody cares what you say.
but it's nice to see CAPITALIZATION is so important to you, and that's you're willing to defend it. good for you, sweetie. you've got your priorities straight.
gEt A job, LoSeR. did the 3 brain cells in your head just explode?
@karlsmith00 (This one has "angry teen" written all over her. Him. It. Whatever. Nonetheless... [*yawn*] no longer interested in talking with teenage, female, moron.)
@karlsmith00 Hey... are you out looking for a boyfriend, but still continuing to find yourself rejected due to your weight problem, Kar? I haven't heard from you in a while, and was getting worried. Just take all that rejection, and resentment, and channel it into eating your way through a tub of Haagen Dazs. It always helps.
I can't believe Whitney's dead! From crack? Crazy!
zoetropez1776 2 weeks ago
CUMMINGS XDXDXD!!!!! HAHAHAHA XDXD!!!
DutchyVegas420 3 weeks ago
Got to love this woman! Whitney Cummings is so spontaneous and bubbly! God bless her!
checopiernas 1 month ago
i love her!! She never disappoints :D
J5Panda90 1 month ago
i just missed an "a" a "t" and a "d" on the previous comment. Friends don't let friends drink and post, sorry everyone.
vectorialalo 3 months ago
i don't know what yer this was taped on, BUT Chelsea looks hoter than hell on 0:02 , i guess booze does leave a mark...i'm just kiding, love you Chelsea!!!
vectorialalo 3 months ago
i wonder how loud she is in bed ...
TheSconas 3 months ago
she clearly has many supporters, but this just isn't my kind of humour. taking low-blows at A-list celebrities shows a Lack of Talent. her fans should accept that there are probably a lot of intelligent people who despised this particular routine that she was trying force on that clueless audience
the89oliver 3 months ago
karlsmith00 has penis envy. Hee, hee.... she'll never be a man, and she fucking HATES it! Ha, ha, ha....!
Forever to be regarded as second class. Forever to be regarded as the "weaker sex", or the "fairer sex". Never to have equal status with men. The fucking RESENTMENT from this cunt is hilarious!
patientzero532 3 months ago
@patientzero532 Sorry about your small penis.
wtfgretchen 3 months ago
@wtfgretchen Yeah baby, here we go. Oooooohhhh, ya got meeee! I am wounded for life by your clever barb! That's all you can come back with...? "Sorry about your small penis?" Well then, conversely I am sorry about your teeny, mosquito bite breasts, and your massive cave cunt.
There. Wounded, Gretchen?
patientzero532 3 months ago
@patientzero532 Not in the slightest. That isn't all I could come back with. I could fill an entire novel whilst reducing you to tears. But I chose not to, because you are a pathetic child with no respect for those who brought you here. You think your misogyny is entertaining, but you are wrong. So so very wrong. You can insult me all day through the internet, but if we happened across one another IRL and I heard you say those things... you would no longer have teeth.
wtfgretchen 3 months ago
@wtfgretchen "...whilst reducing me to tears." LOL! Well then, by all means... Have at it. As to your threats of violence... see, there's one thing I know about your kind: The bigger the bark, the teenier the dog. You sound like a Chihuahua to me.
But you did let something slip that I found interesting: "...no respect for those who brought you here"? Ohhhh... sweetie you don't meant what I THINK you mean, do you? (Oh, please, please, please let it be true!!) Why don't you explain?
patientzero532 3 months ago
Whitney Cummings blows.
Cuchifrito 3 months ago
Women are rarely funny and this one wrote those jokes weeks prior and then asked Chelsea to set up the delivery.
AMpufnstuf 3 months ago
I like her a lot. I'd even pay for her panda express.
Shockwave414 3 months ago
these two are made for one another - two not funny, busted-ass 40 somethings
boognish1975 3 months ago
what a stupid cunt: MANHOOD101. COM
thenfm 3 months ago
@thenfm no, that's what your mother is for giving birth to you instead of aborting you like she should have.
karlsmith00 3 months ago
@karlsmith00 U MAD DUMB FAGGOT? HAHAHAHHA
thenfm 3 months ago
@thenfm more genius from the male mind. then we wonder why you idiots don't go to school.
we need another draft. your fat ass should be in afghanistan, not sitting in front of a computer. who even let you get internet access? what the fuck is going on here. WORTHLESS MALES NEED TO BE KEPT BUSY WITH MANUAL LABOR.
karlsmith00 3 months ago
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@karlsmith00 U MAD DUMB FAGGOT? HAHAHAHHA
thenfm 3 months ago
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@karlsmith00 karlsmith00 has penis envy. Hee, hee.... she'll never be a man, and she fucking HATES it! Ha, ha, ha....!
Forever to be regarded as second class. Forever to be regarded as the "weaker sex", or the "fairer sex". Never to have equal status with men. The fucking RESENTMENT from this cunt is hilarious!
patientzero532 3 months ago
anyone else think she looks like megan fox?
GWENMiSCHiEF 4 months ago
Wow, that "clap/applause" joke won me over. I had NO IDEA she was a comedian. I watched a couple of episodes of her show not having a clue who she was until today or what her background was. Looks like I've found a new favorite female comedian, although Wanda Sykes will always be my #2 after Roseanne. Whitney? Strong #3.
Maroontimes1981 4 months ago 2
thanks my head hurts now.... i hate that
Be1smaht 4 months ago
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wow this bitch is loud, she is SOOOOOO ANNOYING. THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARENT FUNNY. THEY THINK THIS BITCH FUNNY THIS BITCH IS RICH FROM ALL THE UN FUNNY GIRLS WHO WATCH HER SHIT
adamk4747 4 months ago
She's hot
JonAG72 5 months ago
does anybody notice when she starts a sentence it's like really high pitch n squeaky and it levels off.
wajikay 5 months ago 47
@wajikay No. Sorry, as soon as I heard a female "comedian" start to talk, I just tuned out.
patientzero532 3 months ago
@patientzero532 no, sorry. whitney is funnier and more successful than you'll ever be.
nobody cares what you tune out, because you're a loser. you're not funny and just another butthurt loser male with a hurt ego.
get a job. as soon as you're a male with a "job," you might start to get somewhere.
karlsmith00 3 months ago
@karlsmith00 (LOL! Mangina talking... Or a chick with penis envy.)
Sorry what was that, dear...?
patientzero532 3 months ago
@patientzero532 ugh, there is nothing sadder than a male with reading comprehension problems. you actually have to wonder what i am.
i don't envy anything. i like being a person who doesn't lash out in violence when something doesn't go my way.
you're a nobody, sweetie. whitney doesn't give 2 shits about you, neither does any other woman, comedian or not. get back to jerking off to snuff porn, then go to bed so you make it to your shift at burger king tomorrow on time.
karlsmith00 3 months ago
@karlsmith00 Hee, hee! This is fun! Ok, my turn!! Well, let's see... You call yourself "karlsmith", yet you imply that you're a female. I'm guessinnng... either a nasty, cropped-haired, plaid shirt-wearing, lumber dyke, or a self-loathing, trans-gender, female trapped in a mans body, who wears a vibrating butt-plug to work, thinking no one will notice.
DID I GUESS RIGHT!?
Either way, let's work on those writing skills, shall we? Capitalization, my dear. Or... "thing", whatever you are.
patientzero532 3 months ago
@patientzero532 well, my nickname is kar. my middle initial is l. not that it makes any difference concerning what i pointed out. you're a loser and nobody cares what you say.
but it's nice to see CAPITALIZATION is so important to you, and that's you're willing to defend it. good for you, sweetie. you've got your priorities straight.
gEt A job, LoSeR. did the 3 brain cells in your head just explode?
karlsmith00 3 months ago
@karlsmith00 (This one has "angry teen" written all over her. Him. It. Whatever. Nonetheless... [*yawn*] no longer interested in talking with teenage, female, moron.)
patientzero532 3 months ago
@karlsmith00 Hey... are you out looking for a boyfriend, but still continuing to find yourself rejected due to your weight problem, Kar? I haven't heard from you in a while, and was getting worried. Just take all that rejection, and resentment, and channel it into eating your way through a tub of Haagen Dazs. It always helps.
Chin up.
Both of them.
patientzero532 3 months ago
@wajikay yessssss!! i'm so happy i wasn't the only one who noticed that
kailanicolebd 3 weeks ago
Yes, she's wearing BCBG. I used to work for the company for like 2 years and recognize her dress.
demisDINOS 5 months ago
this makes her seem very original...ii like it!
royalypink123 5 months ago
"I feel like…."
ToastedRose 8 months ago
I dont get the last joke
Micklol 8 months ago
@Micklol the clap is slang for chlamydia, which is an STD.
MMAFreak01 8 months ago
@MMAFreak01
ok thanks!
that IS an A+ joke.
Micklol 8 months ago 13