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  • lyoto's breakfast: a burnt toast and a jar of urine... yummy

  • i wish i was in the machida family

  • @Stonnin aahahaha me too!

  • So JEALOUS, To Be That Burnt Toast...

  • Maybe he likes it half way burnt??

  • how can you burn toast when you have a bread toaster.....

  • Burnt ass toast + urine juice for breakfast ftw

  • @joetenista LMFAO!!!!!!! The Truth Hurts.

  • 0.45 whats the yellow stuff on brad that hes eating?

    thats not honey i think.

  • I looked up google translate and it said something weird

  • LMAO!!!! burnt ass toast

  • he drink urine and like toast but has a cute baby

  • machida drink piss and like burnt toast but has a cute baby

  • She burn the bread? WTF?

  • @masajhn that was my first thought too, it must be terrible training on burnt toast

  • one in a life time fighter from a legendary family blood line

  • haha I didn't know machida liked Notorious BIG.

  • that baby has samurai/champion blood...*respect

  • Hmmmmmm.....burnt toast with butter.

  • nice family 

  • She burnt the toast!

  • dont let your child to your grandfather machida he will make to drink urine !!! :D :D :D :D

  • Nothin like a warm glass of piss to go with your burnt toast in the morning. Nom nom nom.

  • A Fabyola é muito sortuda.

  • The baby is cute , but the wife...hahaha lyoto marry  me ;)

  • 0:50 Baby's game face!

  • Lyoto wins at everything.. apart from the many battles with his toaster burning his toast.

  • Eu não acredito que essa é a mulher dele ela é feinha

  • @merian277  pessoalmente ela é bonita

  • Those toasts look very burned.

  • Shogun wins the hottest wife contest no doubt

  • @AlcoholicSemenStain i must google this!

  • the next ufc champion!

  • WAR MACHIDA

  • THAT BABY LOOKS LIKE JACKIE CHAN

  • damn that baby is cute

  • i wonder if the kids gona do machida karatie when his 3 to

  • @y2taner if he does, im not even gonna think of getting in the same weight class as him

  • @ClarkRandomness or you can always drink ur urine like the machidas do for their super strength and illusivness or ellusivness how ever u spell it.

  • @y2taner lol ill pass

  • I can make him a mean egg sandwich and I won't burn the toast..

  • Toast is burnt. Why not try Charcoal it's twice as tasty. Top fighter though

  • ...Why did she burn his toast? Lyoto should have thrown a spinning back kick for that!

  • that bitch burnt his toast

  • Familia linda!!! Do avô ao neto!

  • It's funny how the ufc has so much money put into it, still lyoto seems to live in a very modest house...

  • @seucoelho dana white is a modern don king .. he used to be a yoga instructor fuking homo

  • @junmr2 I know... the guys kick and get their asses kicked and he makes the money lol

  • Damn she doesnt know how to toast bread

  • @theQer LOL

  • Please, study the history of Brazil and find out why there are "Japanese"in Brazil.

    The "100%" Brazilians are the Indians who are less than 1% of the population.

    Brazil has received from people worldwide, are the main Portuguese, Italians, Africans, Germans and Japanese.

  • its incredible how dominant the asian gene is considering that lyoto is only half japanese with a brazilian momma and his wife look full brazilian.

  • A esposa do Lyoto é uma sortuda.

  • é muuuuito sortuda mesmo...

  • I'm gonna start calling his child the "Little Dragon"

  • I respect Machida but I still can't get over the fact that he does urine therapy. lol.

  • LOL!  His kid is so cute.

  • WOW!!! HE'S SUPER HOT !!! SHE'S SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM.

  • It's a hotel room not his house

  • im pretty sure he has a much nicer house now

  • lyoto represents the shotokan style thats cool

  • I love machida :D

  • those toast look burnt lmao..

  • Wow, his wife makes horrible toast! Cute family, though.

  • hahaha biggie music;)

  • dam she fugly

  • his wife is hot

  • what a cool guy

  • asian babies are cute!

  • @HazeNJuice lol, that baby is 3/4 brazilian. hardly asian at all

  • @HazeNJuice He is not Asian, he is Brazilian!

  • @Ruancl1992

    Who Machida? Last time I checked he's half Japanese half Brazilian.

  • @Ruancl1992 His dad Yoshizo Machida is Japanese who moved to Brazil.

  • the baby has a lot of the japanese features and only 1/4 japanese.

  • @redblazerpea japanese genes must be really dominant huh?

  • yep, that's why whites try to keep their genes clean from "impurities" because even with a tint of colored genes, the whole genome is not white anymore.

  • @wontonsoup771 but brazilians can be anything from negroids to caucasoids to hispanic race; we don't know if the brazilian side of lyoto is caucasoid?

  • @iHornyTroll lol wow dude, i was just kidding. if you knew it was a joke, you would've stopped or just laughed. I know lyoto is half japanese and half brazilian and i could care less if his baby is 1/4 japanese.

  • @wontonsoup771 do you know what is a white supremacist? btw i never fuck around even i troll it is with proven facts

  • @iHornyTroll yeah, see my experiment worked because now you're making a big deal about white supremacists and I was just joking around to see if you would make a big deal out of it. Looks like you took the bait, mate.

  • @wontonsoup771 yes i make everything a big deal; btw are you chinese wontonsoup?

  • @iHornyTroll I'm everything you've ever dreamed of :)

  • @wontonsoup771 don't be a hater, honey buns, I noticed you posted something on my wall. Very well conceived of. I'll give you one...no two gold medals for giving me some entertainment on youtube. I think you're the best one so far to try to be critical of me over the internet. Keep it coming, you're just giving me more fun, babe.

  • @wontonsoup771 There's no such thing as half brazilian because Brazil is part of the new world...Everybody came from a different country, so Brazil has many different races. Most blacks n mixed ppl living in the Northeastern part of the country, most whites living in the South,a lot of Japanese living in the state of Parana in the South and some live in Sao Paulo....Machita is Probably half Japanese (asian) and half white brazilian....White meaning a person of european descent born in Brazil.

  • @cleberinthearea I know, I wasn't trying to be politically correct. I just wanted to keep it brief. If you want me to be politically correct, yes, you're right he's half japanese, but technically, his other half is Salvadorian-white. His mother is originally from El Salvador with European ancestry.

  • @redblazerpea The eye takes quite a while to get ridded of.

  • @TemplarX2 u say it as if its a bad thing dude. i think it looks nice on the kid

  • @redblazerpea u mean 1/4 brazilian?

  • @nuke1989 no 1/4 japanese. lyoto is 1/2 japanese mother is pure brazilian. so that makes the baby 1/4 japanese.

  • @redblazerpea In biology it's called dominant gene. "Asian" gene dominant over "Europoid" gene

  • @redblazerpea Taiyô is 100% brazilian

  • @milinhalves83 nationality 100% brazillian yes, but he is 1/4 japanese 3/4 brazillian. i live in japan and boy we sure got a lot of brazillians here!

  • @redblazerpea You can't go around other countries and say "hey, i'm 1/2 this and 3/4 that" because nobody looks at nationality/ethnicity that way. You are where you were born. If you were to go to Brazil, Peru, Chile, Spain, or anywhere else, the people will NEVER say "i'm 1/4 this, 1/4 that, and 1/8 that" like how it is used in the US. If they were born in Brazil, they recognize their nationality AND ethnicity according to that country. Everybody born in Brazil say they're brazilian...

  • @scrillah81 Must not be of mixed heritage, or you'd never say that. Ask an African-American to just say "I'm an American". Guess what, they're African and damn proud of it. I was born in the Philippines but consider myself more Amer. and Japan. than Filipino. America is my home, and I'm proud of my Japanese name, heritage, features. LM is like me, he would never deny or forget his roots, or why study karate/sumo, adopt the name "The Dragon", study with Antonio Inoki, and name his son Taiyo?

  • Everybody born in Brazil say they're Brazilian regardless of physical features. I know because I'm a Latin American studies and cultural major and I travel to Latin America 2 or 3 times a year. Plus, I've been to other continents as well. Americans are the only ones obsessed about where they're stupid great great grandfathers and grandmothers were from and then use their nationality/ethnicity to claim that they are what their GGPs or GPs were. Americans are fucking jokes!

  • @scrillah81 You're watching this video on a website created by an American. Probably using a computer designed and engineered by an American. Probably with an operating system written by an American. Probably watching MMA, which is only big because of an American. And you probably follow the UFC, which Yes, is run by Americans. So to just throw a generalized statement out there like that makes YOU look like a fucking joke.

    Sincerely,

    a super cool mutherfucking American guy

  • @tkc43 Yeah, except that none of these things are manufactured in America anymore...

  • lyotos baby is a robot

  • Is Lyoto bumbin THE GREAT B.I.G he gets hella respect for that and his GREATNESS in the UFC.

  • Lyoto machida should get a better looking wife who doesnt burn the shit out of the bread

    or maybe lyoto has seriously bad breath ( you know why) and thats the best he can do

    4 pieces of carbon bread the ufc diet?

  • Damn she burnt the shit outta that bread!

  • @shurite omg lol i was gunna say the same thing lol

  • @shurite Thinking the same thing hahaha

  • lol 0:44 ist the best, he wants to fight not only in cages but also cancer, hahah

  • aww...cute baby. 

  • machida fuck my pussy!!!!!!!! =P

  • @lindacrysta1992 WHOA!!!! too much?

  • i love you

  • @lindacrysta1992 you know you post that on mma videos just for attention,

  • ihatebobsaget1989 ?????????

  • @lindacrysta1992 yeah ive seen you post stuff like that on a lot of other videos. you're just an attention-craver.

  • FUCK YOU

  • does lyoto know how to speak japanese too?

  • @stevencudengle Yup 

  • machida is the best and always gnna be my fav fighter!!!

  • Hey Lyoto seems like such a nice guy, he looks like a friendly family kinda guy.

  • @southaiderriderphx

    Your talking about bringing guns to a fist fight, that's such a pussy thing to do. If it was a gun fight I still think michida would still win you got nothing on him, he probably wouldn't even need to waste one bullet on you he'd just put a beyonet through your throat. dude just shut up and go play call of duty.

  • @HolyPoopLongUsername lol kid are you suggesting Im like you white kids playing that game I dont even have any kind of consoles retard my sport is to go at the range and fire ammunitions and Machida is a fighter in the RULES of a cage he only seems godly to fucking faggots who watch tv in the real world he would die against an armed fighter nothing pussy about life and death situation boy man up.

  • machida's wife is fine!!

  • That little kid has the Lyoto Machida stare 0:07 - 0:18 Very serious!

  • i wonder if when machida has visitors over to his house and he offers them a drink does he unzip his pants?

  • who's lyoto's mother?

  • @XMMAFANX

    Youre just stupid and delusional kid. Dana White,Fertita, Jon Jones, Wanderlei, Ortiz, Trigg, Couture, bj penn...and of course fans around the octagon agree Rua was a winner and none of them listened Joe Rogan..

  • the baby looks just like lyoto lol

  • does machida feed that baby its own his urine or milk

  • shogun raped machida ... twice

  • damm he got a little ass house...tht fucker dana white should pay the fighters more..fagit is hella cheap....

  • @goppy408 - that is a hotel room where his wife is cooking and lyoto is stretching. Not his home.

  • @goppy408 ufc gets more money from from the gate not to mention PPV, than all fighters on the card combined. World class boxers do not even spar for that kind of money. It's ridiculous.

  • @goppy408 thats a hotel room moron haha

  • @goppy408 are you kidding me?

    lyoto makes 6 figures

    whos to say he chooses not to live in a ginormous 8 bedroom house

    like your ass was probably catered to by your lawyer mother

    and doctor father

    whos to say he doesnt want to live in a huge ass house when its prob him and his with and child?

  • @goppy408 I think they're in a hotel room that has a kitchenette in it. I sure hope so

  • @goppy408 that's not his house. most trainers, including Machida's father, have a place above their gym for fighters getting ready for a fight. They stay there when they are training.

  • @goppy408 probably that was his house before he star to fight ufc...

  • @goppy408

    well he does pay em enough. he owns 9% of zuffa to begin with so he's not a billionaire himself

  • @goppy408 lyoto is probably humble... he doesnt need big houses to be happy =)

  • @goppy408 no dana wants to keep the money to himself so he can pay for his ferrarri

  • @goppy408 I've looked into the money that Lyoto has been paid and i have seen he has made good money. Personally i think that Lyoto is a smart person and is saving for his future. And you guys have to remember he also makes sponsorship money.

  • @goppy408 LOL

  • Guys Machida is a great guy and has a beautiful family. Dont post bad comments on this page, the guy is a father. Lyoto worked hard for everything he has, this page isnt about him vs. shogun, its only his first loss. Hes' still the 2nd LHW in UFC and deserves respect. He never talked shit about anybody, also brought Karate back on the map

  • @Olsi89 thats so true he is still ranked number 2... shogun is a beast i like both those guys... no disrespect to lyoto or shogun I hope this loss helps machida understand his style isnt unbeatable i wanna see him fight either winner or rashad rampage or forrest lil nog... or even jon jones and then get another title shot if he wins

  • @Olsi89 couldn't agree more with you

  • @Olsi89 lol I totally agree,

    people still need to make sure what good Karate is though :)

  • He dont have stomach muscles cause he eats toast with eggs on it.

  • He might not look the most fit guy in the UFC, but the man can still fight which is what's important for this sport. He's got rock solid abs under the flab I'm sure, but a fatty diet or too much alcohol will cause them to be covered up by fat even if you work out. I don't have a six pack either but hit me in the stomach and I barely feel it cause it's tempered steel underneath the excess. My diet is pretty good most of the time and I lift weights, but I probably don't do enough cardio.

  • @fearfactor22 Fedor's the same way and at least he's not Roy Nelson. He's gonna die young & it's not gonna be from fighting lol

  • damn that bitch burned the toast time for a lyoto roundhouse kick!

  • @ZataboKing LOL!

  • I think alot of people ( ignorant mma fans ) felt "Shogun got robbed" because everyone believed that Machida would finish Rua. What we saw was a good fight, I don't disagree with the judges at all, Machida had better octagon control and everytime Shogun landed one strike Lyoto answered with a three strike combination.

    I think people were just surprised to see someone touch Machida.

    You gotta give respect to Rua cause he brought it, we will se what happens in the rematch.

  • @XXXBLOODYxVULTUREXXX it's nice to see someone who knows what they're talking about for once

  • Yeah personally I think that fight was as close to a draw as you can get lol. Lyoto got the worst out of injuries broken ribs and a busted lip and all. But he did have better technique and dominated the fight the majority of the time and had the balls to keep fighting through such pain. I respect both fighters greatly and can't wait to see how things go in the rematch. Good luck to them both and may the best fighter win!

  • that is one cute BABY DRAGON!! ^_^

  • haha wow that baby looks 100 percent asian

  • i agree machida is a great person and champ he is humble guy and if he won the fight is because he worked hard and gave it his all in the octagon it was a great fight with the 2nd one we will see him come out like a dragon and ko rua dont get me wrong rua is a great fighter but machida is my pick

  • did he mean to marry the ugliest person in brazil? haha

  • guy drink urine ffs .

    get of the planet

  • @Gacktosan3 yea go ahead.. u r one ugly muthafucker.. u got ur looks off ur mum hahahah

  • @Gacktosan3 yea keep sending me dumb msgs while u sit comfortably behind your pc. u know ill kill u irl

  • hahah thats a very old joke hehe

  • finally theres ppl out there who r smart enough to watch da fight w/ no sound.. shogun put up a good fight but lyoto was a bit better.. Rogan was prob suckin mauricio's cock b4 da fight to talk bout him da entire fight, even when machida was landin kicks....

    dis may lyoto would KO him for good..

  • ddaaaaaaaammmmm his family is soooo mix up. asian, mexico and white

  • @mr3ggroll no mexican u ass face Brazilian ! no white (gringo in him ) . pure brazilian and japanese something above ur kind a kick ass kind !

  • He drinks his own piss along with those toasts.. true...

  • his baby is very q but his wife looks like a tranny

  • LYOTOS WIFE IS A PRETTY WOMAN

  • why is lyoto always talking like a robot?

  • that baby is born and bred to kill that fucking thing wont even crack one smile for the camera fucking future lethal weapon

  • @cuntmuscleify haha that's right. that baby's a warrior allready lol look at how focused he seems allready. they won't be talking samurai blood with him, bcuz they'll be too much other blood from who he kills

  • @cuntmuscleify Aw man I was thinking what a cute baby too, then I read your comment and I was like yeah your right that baby is going to be a murderer.

  • to sheemssheem

    short on brain cells?

  • >>sheemsheem

    Lyoto Machida defeated many of your stars, Evans, Silva, Franklin etc..

  • UFC is terrible, long live pride, affliction and tournements

  • lol i wanna seethat hahahaha

  • ufc is better than this pride shit no one watches that shit if u would go out there and say ufc sucks guaranteed youll get your ass whuped

  • He knew he would be the lightweight champion when he submitted sokudjou!

    Lyoto Machida will be a hall of famer in the ufc.

  • machida got hurt more than shogun yes we all know that... rashad evans vs thiago silva? yes we all know that rashad almost got ktfo, but in the end it doesnt matter who is most hurt but rather who scores the most points