HEY HEY RICKY -Englands Barmy Army

[wheatbix100]

hey hey straussy whatcha gonna do, you just lost to Ireland and Bangladesh too. Sorry but that number one spot's definetly not for you.

[alicewakey966]

ive got this stuck in my head now : / 

[robfreer2000]

Was this song big in England? Quite a catchy one, hey Ricky Ricky

[chelseafc529]

fucking pom cunts

[HengistTheGreat]

@chelseafc529

This might help? watch?v=CTHc5wIzRQA

[91WillTaylor]

@chelseafc529 Big Lol :P

[HengistTheGreat]

Looks good for this series too.. :)

[sibbo26]

Can we not under any circumstances goad that hobbit of an Aussie that they call a Captain. Finn and Swann are the big boys. We might be batted out of this...

[MrBlakeDerer]

It hardly seems fair that Australia never gets to keep the Ashes in Australia...

[HengistTheGreat]

@MrBlakeDerer

They'd need to win the Ashes first, Blake.

[MrBlakeDerer]

@HengistTheGreat

Yes I Know, But I was meerly stating that even if Australia are to win the Ashes this year and 2011, It stays in England because apparently it is to 'Fragile' to bring overseas. :)

[thebean93]

were guna win down under against the convicts !

[stiggy869]

England are a bunch of right plonkers - awwight

[jamiecrottyEFC]

how did they know t was going to be 2-1!!!!!!!!

[5haiHulud]

FREDDY FLINTOFF INSPIRED ENGLAND TO LOSE THE ASHES 5-0 BEING THE SECOND CAPTAIN IS HISTORY TO DO SO.

[MrBlakeDerer]

@5haiHulud Very True. Come on Aussies, we can win the Ashes back in down under!

[MrBlakeDerer]

@5haiHulud Very True. Come on Aussies, we can win the Ashes back in down under This Summer!

[benbigheadacc93]

@5haiHulud ricky inspired australia to lose the ashes at home for the first time for 24 years dick you have got nothing anymore no ashes no world cup you just plain suck

[279Cricket]

Ponting score 48 run out GJ Pratt

[saintcasper91]

Brett Lee Spears?!!

[DottyDotDitto]

Let it never be said the English arn't gracious in victory or defeat.

(sarcasm btw, lol)

[gulabjamoon8]

Aussies are going to kick your ass big time.

[jdjustlookin]

may as well hand over the Ashes this time round ya fucken poms.. ya no where near us, we're in a league of our own in 2010..too much depth.

[packersrock58]

@jdjustlookin jelous convict

[charlieg1231]

@jdjustlookin sorry but i think we won this year :)

[SumFallGrace]

Is this the best the Barmy Army can do? I'm truly disappointed. Wouldn't mind getting a bit of those English girls though.

[NafizC]

lol nice song but to be fair england get ripped every time they come down under. but when aus come up to england its really close. so who's the better team? obvious to me

[xser08]

Bollinger Will Bite Your Froze Bitten Ballz Off

[rko1234567890]

bollinger will get found out and smashed all over the place

[MrFalloutboyrulz]

stupid pommies cant win a game in Australia but in england the fans r idiouts in england

[packersrock58]

@MrFalloutboyrulz jelous

[MrFalloutboyrulz]

no more freddy to save you now

next year when your back in Aus

[packersrock58]

@MrFalloutboyrulz jelous

[Timalay]

What year was this from?

[Kyle178]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

swan and panaser spinners......dont kid urselfs! they've never spun a ball in there lives

Ashes 2010 Aus 5-0 once again!

[PyraHoplite]

I wish the aussies will make a parody of this =D

Ritzy will bowl his spinners too quick for the poms to face.

[nathangonmad]

@Kyle178

no swans not the best spinner in the world or anything ey?

[brows010]

i like tha the aussies who are convicts say there women are fitter bt most aussie women look like men in drag

[carlage123]

Very funny, and a toe-tapping tune too!!

[randomskinnyguy]

Hahaha... Very funny. Well at least Australia's women are a bit fitter than the fatties in this clip.

[theking658]

my bro did this better

[HengistTheGreat]

More songs like this needed!

[KillaPython]

Since when did South Africa take over from England in the Ashes?

[TheOblong4]

haha suk my dick aussies

[SumFallGrace]

Believe me, there's nothing to suck.

[mp4lyf]

ricky go shag kangaroo''s now :D

[mainface]

well done england

[vinnyflintoff]

England Won the ASHES!!!!!!!!

[hellolissa93]

ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAND :D

[packersrock58]

ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!

[porbello9]

2-1 The ashes are ours, so Aussies fuck off back like a boomerang, and don't forget to tie your kangaroo down, its the only way you will get a shag!

[jee1391]

Funny how youre all so bluddy confident ..what was the score last time u played in AUS?? 5-0? Just wait till you come back down under...no more king freddy to save u now

[achillesjames7]

and no more fuck wit warne to save you

[achillesjames7]

lets face it.. the best part of the series was ponting copping the ball right in the face.. should have killed the skip cunt.. ahahhahaha that was almost better than beating the aussies AGAIN

[packersrock58]

HAHAHA YES!

[hellolissa93]

agreed, my highlight of the series hahaha

[crysis915]

Lol cmon, the Australian's are gonna get their arse's kicked by england, Stuard Broad rocks and so does Swann

[TheOblong4]

face it ur gonna get beat ricky pointing out for 8 lol

[guisepp497]

it will be 2-1 again by the end of the week

shit song

[LondonCAFC]

This is fucking awful haha

Us england fans are so good at supporting shit!

[Neylonx]

for such a 'new' country, with such a small population and such harsh conditions

you have to admit, the aussie are legends, whether you want them to win or not

[chaptainchaos]

I blame the TV over there, its shocking. This is forcing them to go out and play sport while we stay in watch Pheonix nights and munch on chips.

[hookcricket]

haha, love it. "they've only got brettlee spears"

[richspur2004]

Notice at the start how the news announcer says: "Freddie Flintoff inspired England helping to seal a 2-1 series victory to win back the Ashes from Ricky Ponting's men" ...

It's like this video has seen the not to distant future!

[mattyo30]

pretty good must say

[OffSpinner6]

"So go on back down under or we'll bring out Gary Pratt" - Brilliant!

[doze1234567]

u all live in a convict colloney

[tommywm24]

1-1 bitches!

[xthatsgoldx]

LOL SHAME RICKY hahahahaa

[MrSlurry]

Hmm, better write another one. That one obviously didn't work..

[Plowcow]

hahaha.. "we've got KP and Freddie"

pffftttt...

and then Panesar and Swann... hahaha.. roflmao.

im not an aussie but enjoying watching the english fortress crumble.. its all good stuff guys.. :-)

[MegaMightyMac]

Go Back To Sweden

[cloggerdempsey]

This is just f***ing hilarious.

[drapertg]

this is silly but it's only fun! chill out people, spitting image is gone so someone's gotta do it

[DJK909]

fuck off

England are the best

were only GB as the olympics are funded by the goverment nob jockys

Olympics alot of medals u got there!

AND FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER

BARMY ARMY

[KillaPython]

You have a rugby union side called the British Lions which fucking suck and now it's the British Lions and IRELAND AND YOU STILL FUCKING LOSE!

[KillaPython]

"the greatest test series ever" LOL, what about when Freddie Flintoff inspired his country to lose 5-0 the following year.

[07lildevil07]

i'm sorry to say people but its just a song no need to go sick on each otherand cause a war..... me personally i just find it rather funny.

[sigmaportfolio]

I enjoy a bit of joshing, really I do, particularly at the Aussies expense but the comments on here are ludicrous. Seriously, don't you guys have anything else to do? This isnt banter, stop filling the world with bile.

[bwitty82]

Sums up you poms this is as gay as your country

[sigmaportfolio]

Brings a tear to the eye boys, a tear to the eye.

Ba ba ba...

[thecrayonkid]

man alive! i loved the comments. nothing like a bit of friendly sporting banter. :)

[bradcityfan1]

Quality.

[millionmakers]

This so funny! Love it!

[phillwxm]

I personally loved spending ££££'s of pounds travelling round, sunning myself for 3 months, drinking copious amounts of Carlton Draughts, singing, enjoying the experience and above all, the banter, winding up the Aussies. Losing 5-0, will get over it thanks!

"Keep your arm straight

Keep your arm straight

Keep your arm straight when you bowl

Keep your arm straight

Keep your arm straight

Keep your arm straight when you bowl"

NO BALL

See you 2010/11!

[mochamannie]

I'm an Aussie supporter through and through but I think this is fantastic!! Great fun and really well done! Some people should stop taking themselves (and sport) too seriously! Good sport is all I want to see!

[nicknearthebay]

I think its funny that people are so serious on here. Its a game!!!! give it up people, Cant wait for Steve Harmison to come into the team and bowl some wides for england!!! Cant wait for the return series with a 5-0 drubbing for your team. Imagine spending a few thousand bucks to watch your team lose 5-0. You poms and the aussies on here all take yourselfs too seriously. The rain will be only the thing that might let you win from here.

[Jacko2324]

Have a shower u Pommy cunts

[tranmerechris]

Go fuck yourself you convict twat

[Rafanando1]

How fucking original, do one you Pommy gobshite.

[Jacko2324]

Funny how we are convicts but are more successful at everything compared 2 u cunts

[siiiiiilky]

So we didn't get more medals than you Aussie cunts at the olympics then????? oh yea we did, we fkn raped you, oh and we aren't winning 1-0 in the ashes then??? oh yea we are. If u r gonna start running your mouth at least get your facts right fkn gimp, oh yea 2003 rugby world cup in your back yard, how easy was that x x x x

[Jacko2324]

Cause all your cyclists are drug cheats. Your number 1 sport is soccer and we pumped you 3-1 in your own backyard last time we played you unwashed cunt

[KillaPython]

Look mate, i dont really want to get into this but Australia got more medals than England in the olympics.. But not G.B. Because your country is piss weak at sports you have to combine G.B and most of the time you still get beat. We dont have half your population and we still manage to be one of the best sporting countries in the world. I'm all for a bit of banter but it seems your running your mouth mate.

[vonklinkeroffen]

Dame Edna is taking Johnsons place I hear!

[FrontsideKickflip]

i cant believe people actually spent time making this video

[siknight123]

we might win. if we get one umpiring decsion go our wat. 3 out of 5 this innings werent out

[nicknearthebay]

you guys are dicks, that take yourselves too seriously, its funny, aussies will probably win, undeservingly. it would be good for cricket for england to win. as cricket is dead as a world sport

[mainface]

why do you muggy coinvicts watch these england vids?

stick to your inane oi oi oi chant, the rest of the world dropped that one in the 70's

[Huss101]

And the barmys armys the "people wanna no who we are" isnt inane? something that those bunch of rejects stole from a primary school sports carnival.

Wake up you spastic.

[mainface]

lol typical lame reply from another inbred halfwit, "everywhere we go" is just one of many

if you had a grasp on the english language or even half a danny about whats going on, you would know this

but what a surprise another aussie opening his fat ignorant mouth before kicking his tiny confused brain into gear jog on, mug

[Iberotimuka]

hahahahahaha Rolf Harris, "do you know who it is yet?" It's James Anderson!!!!!!!!!

[MrLeadbelly]

fair dinkum !!! whats that all about? the best thing to come out of aussie is ROLF one up the HARRIS . OH and that cross dressing cunt dame edna

[united2008forever]

Hey, Who wins at everythinng the aussies are involved in? England.

Football, win

Cricket, win

Olympics, higher finish

shall i go on...?

[joshthelankyguy]

please 8D

[SpencerBaker2346]

australia won the last fucking ashes series u dumb fuck

[united2008forever]

maybe... but this series dont look good does it, you "dumb fuck"

[joshthelankyguy]

just wait, this test is gonna b edgbaston 2005 all over again, without the close finish hopefully, i dunno how much tension i can take lol

[cormaccamroc]

amusing song, especially in the light of the first test, while England scrapped to a draw, ponting did score a century, and ur bowlers were shite, swan and panesar were outbowled by hauritz

[skilllingz]

haha COMPLETELY changed now init fuk shite batsmen our bowlers are making u look like the real piece of shit ur team is !

[mainface]

bit different ow innnit? convict wanker

[cormaccamroc]

fucking illiterate bell end, go fuck yourself u fucking cheating pom

[mainface]

no, fuck you you fucking convict wank stain, if you aint from british decent as an australian you are a filthy wog or a fucking scum eastern european, or some other shit no one cares about if you are from british decent and you slate off your own, then you are worse still in fact who gives a fuck about poxy australia anyway pretty good cricket team, but they make better cannon fodder in wars, but defenetly the most insignificant nation on the planet

now run along you inbred spastic

[LondonCanary]

hmmm maybe but you were completely outplayed in the second test and now were 1-0 up.

I have no doubt the whingeing convicts will have ther excuses already lined up lol!

[skilllingz]

haha i like that comeback !

[theaccempire]

no the jokes on england.. your best player is south african for fuck sake.

[theaccempire]

The only people doing the invading mate are paki's, poles and africans and they're heading to YOUR small miserable shithole.

[skilllingz]

haha u silly aussy cunts know fuk all ! GO PUT A SHRIMP ON THE BARBEY U DIRTY CUNTS!

[joshthelankyguy]

amen dude

[joshthelankyguy]

Hahaha Gary Pratt is a legend. Fuckin Aussies aint got a prayer.

[Iberotimuka]

lol, definitely no cricket, railways or Marmite either, in fact I don't know what I'm doing here.

[theaccempire]

it's not paraguay, i'll tell you that much.

[Iberotimuka]

if Australia is the third best, I wonder where the second and first are, and if they play cricket there, Anyone?

[prevention552]

this will make it funnier when the pommy cunts get slapped this year, fucken lame pommy cunts, "get on your kangaroo" hahahhaa (sarcasm) fuck the pommys are funny

[royroy2153]

If only your cricket team put in as much effort as your barmy army you might stand a chance against the might of the aussies. And your spinners......please my grandmother could spin it further

[benjidove]

HAHA Aussies, too much sun and too much Kangeroo sperm in their arse's.

[royroy2153]

Learn how to spell kangaroo you pome cranker

[sagar642]

This is just brilliant. Hey Hey Ricky... Great game.

[narrad40]

We said you were a whinger

We said youd never learn

When you saw our Twelfth Man

Your face it looked so stern

You saw Monty and Jimmy

And didnt think theyd bat

So you bowled Marcus North

And we said Thanks for that

[skilllingz]

ur a fukin ledge ! did u come up with that sikness?

[narrad40]

Hey Hey Ricky

What you gonna do?

Hey Hey Ricky

Do you want your physio too?

You seem to be a little cranky

That your team only drew

Cos were the Barmy Army

Were England through and through

[dgfmrm]

It's "we're", you scummer.

[Borrackable]

plus K.P. got out for 8. i think ,

[Borrackable]

Im sorry Garry Pratt cant play he's to retarted.

[Steve8Gerrard]

Awesome.

[o0AussieAndProud0o]

i dont see why you poms always come up with these trash talkin songs and videos when evertime you end up eating you words, having said that i have nothing against english people and i dont see why our 2 nations have to fight so much everytime the ashes are on.

[united2008forever]

we might have to eat our words if we continue playing the way we are, just like 05? we need to get behind the lads if thats gonna happen! COME ON ENGLAND!!!!

[theaccempire]

LOL. it's just another day in the office for another aussie sporting team - dominating england at everything they invented.

[united2008forever]

i reccomend you look up the sport of football

[LokiAus]

You do realise the last time Aus played Eng in football was 2003 and Australia won 3-1 at Upton Park.

So... Try again?

[skilllingz]

yeah 2003 lmao i bet u researched that like 2 secs ago on google u tit , if aus played england now in footy england wud absolutely trash aus ! 4-0 minimum!

[theaccempire]

i did and we beat you that last time we played you. i also noticed that you didn't qualify for euro. you've got a good league but your national team cant play well together.

[united2008forever]

dont look too gud now does it you auzzie pratt. how many times you won the fifa world cup? maybe the olympics? NONE, weve won more than you and england drew the first test and are gonna wipe the floor with pontings dodgy hat at lords!

[theaccempire]

you've won the world cup once and you cunts rave on about football like you've won it every world cup. you fucking suck. we dominate you at the olympics and we win the commonwealth every year so what you talking about? GB got more medals than us in bejing but not england. the fact that you need your whole kingdom is fucking piss weak and we dont even have HALF YOUR POPULATION. why dont you recruit some more paki's and south africans for your cricket team. useless whinging poms.

[Iberotimuka]

bloody hell mate, calm down, talk about taking things too seriously, it's supposed to be a game. Try and enjoy the cricket and rivalry because turning it into a slanging match just takes the fun out of it.

[theaccempire]

it's all fun and games.

[RogerDodgerable]

Listen, we invented cricket as well and we're shite at that too. I agree the England footbal are a bunch of overpaid glory boys who will never win anything until they forget about 1966 (which they were only in because England hosted it)

[RogerDodgerable]

But comments from retards like "theaccempire" Just show what a bunch of happens when you let a load of criminals and dregs of society on an Island, yes they MURDER the Aboriginal population

[theaccempire]

hahaha, well, our convict island full of dregs is the 3rd best place to live in the world. england did us a favour by sending us to paradise while you whinging cunts stay in that miserable shithole. and by the way, THE ENGLISH murdered the abo's when you landed here. we were in shackles. what about you cunts putting africans into slavery? raping, murdering and invading 3/4 of this world. you wanna keep going Roger?

[thebarmyarmy2009]

looks like the web equivalent of Touret's syndrome

[theaccempire]

just trying to keep it real.

[jumpoffat25]

LOL

[dgfmrm]

How do you "win" the Olympics, fuckhead? You've won the World Cup once, over 40 years ago, and you invented the game.

[fredsta125]

taking BACK the Ashes

[Huss101]

I Would of rathered vaughan, Trescothick and simon jones played in 06 so it would of been an even contest like 05. We got outplayed in the key moments...yeh we wer a bit unlucky but thats cricket isnt it. Boparas unlucky...that was so high and if hilfy didnt overstep the ball before he may have got strauss infront...he hit the ball but doctrove called it leg byes..soo i dunno.

u reckon your done on day 5 or u rekon you will save it?

[Iberotimuka]

even if Vaughny, Trescothick and Jones had played in 2006 your boys were out for blood and had prepared all year, ours just thought turning up was enough. Today, Bopara was unlucky and Cook naive. England one wicket all day, your lot two in seven overs on a "flat" wicket, you must be doing something right. I think we'll only survive if it rains, our lot still think they're playing in the IPL trying to get a six off every ball. They should learn from Ponting, North, etc about batting in a test.

[Huss101]

not as funny as phil tuffnels 05-06 ashes Gee up...thats was funny....Yeh you have a sense of humour...like virtually everyone else...but 1 thing pommies dont have is humility seeming that yes they won 05 in a tight 1 fair and square...but we flogged you in 06 yeh that series aparantly didnt happen and your still clinging on to 05...let it go well done but move on boys.

the barmy armys rendition of waltzing matlidas a crack up by the way.

[Iberotimuka]

actually I agree with you, we played out of our skin to beat you in a tight contest in 2005 thanks in large part to a fluke injury to McGrath and yes you did thrash us in 2006. Maybe 2005's so special to us and we cling to it because it was 16 years since we'd beaten you. See it as a form of flattery.

[Huss101]

They are better singers then they are cricketers... Apparantly in the song they said they no how ponting bats? yeh 150 runs later they know how he bats, how katich bats, how north bats, how haddin bats....clarke got 83..

the only hundreds england brought up was there "great" bowling attack..well done...losers.

[Iberotimuka]

yeah, we're losers and we're getting thrashed, but at least we've got a sense of humour and can laugh at ourselves, don't take it so seriously mate

[mainface]

maybe now you will shut your fat inbred mouth

[jsf1905]

hope the poms unleash Harmless Harmy, might give the pommie slippers some catching practice.

[campbelltheteddy]

you poms r such wannabes

[Iberotimuka]

this did make me laugh, mainly because the first test isn't even over and the lyrics have already been proven totally wrong, Monty and Swann have been ineffectual for us while as for the Aussies having no bowlers, Johnson, and Hilfenhaus have done more in seven overs than England could do all day on a "flat wicket". Keep up the good humour! we don't get much cricket in Paraguay by the way

[merder4eva]

Barmy Army: Hey, hey, Ricky, what ya goin' to do?

Ricky Ponting: How 'bout a hundred, now I'll make it two.

[hezzy85]

I'm Australian and find this hilarious! Love it!

[MatthewDaMan1]

hey hey pomies wer gonna kill u

hey hey pomies y u smell like poo

wer keepin our ashes so fuck u

cos wer the auzzie army the auzzie crew

we come from down under

and ur score is going down under

ur old wrinkly country has a total IQ of 2

so y don u give b4 u loze

i repeat thuis comment cos sum pomie bitch blocked it

[leesajanew]

Ummm no - some Aussie girl blocked it because, really, you are talking about poo and making us all look stupid!

[minkybird]

Now now is there really any need for this convict language, it's just a bit of fun...you know 'HUMOUR?'

[leesajanew]

Aussie Fan here but WELL DONE! That is excellent!

[leesajanew]

I can't even apologise for some of these comments on here from my fellow Australians .... lol they are just really....odd

[MatthewDaMan1]

hey hey pomies wer gonna kill u

hey hey pomies y u smell like poo

wer keepin our ashes so fuck u

cos wer the auzzie army the auzzie crew

well enjoy sunny days while u enjoy cold

ur old wrinkly country has total IQ 0f 2

as u can c im a auzzie and i say this song is gay

[aleclea]

you fucking smell cunt are country got 68 mil in are country yours has what i say 21 mil so up youres wanka we are going to bang ya you will be cold and sucking like baby so again up yours fucker and you all ways suck when you get out wanka so fuck you nob head