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  • So what? Next you're going to be saying "An Italian plumber who saves a princess is only worshiped by demons ?" I may be a Christian myself but seriously this dude needs to lighten up..

  • Pokemon is Satan!!!!

  • XD MENTAL ASYLUM

  • whyyyyyyyyyy

  • this is so friggin hilarious. nicely done.

  • You are the one that's evil

  • if what he sayis is true and japan is hell.

    and if he is wrong, japan is crazy as hell.

    also I doin't think gangs originat from pokemon, but beat up people who play it.

  • He's just furious cuz he couldn't catch em all.

  • Its a fucking card game! Is Go Fish evil as well?

  • Pancakes

  • Fucking virtual pets. Why do douchebags like this guy always try to say anything that is fun or gaining popularity is Satanic? Bitch.....

  • Just wondering, why do people think pokemon is the bet RPG? I mean, it's good, but there are better ones out there. I mean, there's FF, CT, Digimon, and much more. So why out of all of them, do people choose Pokemon? I guess Microsoft really knows how to market their games.

  • @gamefreak1000000 its a Nintendo franchise

  • @smashbro47 And Nintendo is owned by...

  • @gamefreak1000000 Nintendo is not owned by Microsoft Satoru Iwata owns Nintendo

  • @smashbro47 Well MS could buy them out. If they do that, they would monopolize the gaming industry. That is why they didn't buy out Nintendo.

  • Mkay,this is really stupid. They're just analogys of real life animals,well at least some,this is just a idiot priest who's snobby and tries to find every single perk of the game,well,just because there's a little things here and there doesn't mean anything,so if you believe this,I might not be the most corrected person,but you're stupid. That's just really dumb,since this is basically everyone's childhood memories. Of little cute animals like this,There is no legit w way it's demonic.

  • this has earned you a subscriber, this is too histerical to not watch at least 100 times a day! xD

  • Oh my God, this is retarded. Pokemon are not evil. They are creatures "monsters" in your pocket (Pocket Monster=Pokemon) that live with humans and fight and work with them. They aren't satanic and don't have evil powers.

  • cool video, that jesus freak priest is a dick

  • who bets the guy hasn't watched pokemon

  • I bet he has a copy of Pokemon Red.

  • I need a gif of 1:08 to 1:11

    pronto

  • I want to see an arm of kids marching into the church throwing pokeballs at this guy...idk why I'm think random xD

  • if i was there i wouldnt stood up and said "that's fucking STUPID"

  • I want to see this guy play bioshock

  • Srsly, sometimes the whole preaching thing just ruins church. God IS NOT that strict, if he's real.

  • Muhahahahahahaha

    He's just like the old woman who hates harry potter.Both of them shold go to a mental asylum 1:16

    Yeah your going to the Worst mental asylum yet my friends.Pokemon is my childhood so my childhood was the worst thing i have ever experienced?

    -_-) kirby wants cookie's from this guy

  • Damn Vicar you scary!

  • this is soooo funny

  • PPL do to make Christians stupid

  • Typical idiot talking about something he has no idea about to become popular.

  • Pokemon Totally Turned me into a Gang Banger! I'm knocking over 711 Stores and Selling Crack and Running over kids in the school yard with my car!

  • Someone show this guy EarthBound and Giygas. Now what's Satanic? :3

  • I can't stop watching this and it never gets old<3

  • Press 9 for...that face that has a name but i cant name it cause i dont know it...

  • @BragoGeno its called an epic face

  • @warlord2080

    oh...well thank you

  • @BragoGeno It's also called an awesome face =D.

  • Alright, son you cant play pokemon because it evil. Heres the new call of duty game :D

  • Satan's gotta catch em all

  • "Pokemon is a world of the demonic!" Yeah, that's why it left me with such wonderful childhood memories. It really shames me to see certain christians making such a huge deal over almost nothing. I'm christian, but Pokemon played a HUGE part in my childhood, I can't even begin to recount how much fun I had trading cards with friends, playing the games, watching the show, ect. Even now I still love playing my FireRed version and viewing all the cards I hunted down when I was little. XD

  • I heard a mortal kombat sound effect.....and ssbros i

  • Like seriously? I can't even stop watching this. Oh my god. :D

  • casting spells? wtf really pokemon is awesome

  • @haskarukun I think he mixed up pokemon with Final Fantasy

  • This made my day I love you so much for making this. -3

  • Is he serious?

  • While I'm here I also think we should discuss toasters. ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION, did Jesus Christ of Nazareth, our Lord and Savior eat toast? I don't think so. Now, I see they have these cute toaster machines that can make images on the bread. I saw one with the Japanese "Hi There Kitty" cartoon character. Perhaps you've heard of how the Egyptians worshiped cats. You see the Sphinx, it's a false God and your children are eating on what? You guessed it, toast ladies and gentlemen.

  • 1.Im Christian 2.I love Pokemon since I was 4 (Im 17 now) and I always will 3.This video is funny as hell it cheered me up. Thanks dude! xD

  • Pokemon are based on current living, extinct, and mythological. The show is very childish, its intended that way to teach children about collectivism since it's integral to Japanese culture. Now, there are notations of Buddhist & Shinto themes in SOME episodes, but I missed any part were pokemon was an attack on Christian values. Oh, that's right THERE ARE NONE! IF SO, THEN WHY DID IT COME FROM THE WORLD'S MOST SECULAR NATION? Parents' Epic Failure as parents = Asshole Preacher's Stupidity.

  • He left out so much.

    Forget by playing the cards/games the children LEARN STRATEGY, LOGIC, TEAM WORK, PATIENCE, RULES, STRUCTURE, EMPATHY, INTERDEPENDENCY & PRUDENCE. Not to mention insight into Japanese, & WORLD mythology. SKEW everything, make it about religion to fit that douchebag's misguided interpretation & pass it off as religious righteousness.

  • Jigglypuff is the devil. So is foosball.

  • hhhhyyyy????? HHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­Y????!?!?!?!?!?

  • rubbish

  • who is this son of a snorlax? i want a name! whats wrong with pokemon?! pokemon teaches more good than a lot of the crap on tv these days! some one please give me that church guys name.

  • Here comes the Squirtle Squad!!!!

  • He just couldn't beat Gary...

  • Thanks a lot. I was already considering downloading a ROM of Pokemon Crystal for a couple months now, and thanks to your religious psychobabble, I'm now inspired to stop being such a lazy cunt and start downloading and playing it right now. Who says religion can't do good every now and then?

  • @PsychoBurgundy3 get the rom. igot it and i love it.

  • Nobody would go to hell for playing Pokemon. People go to hell for bullying.

  • THOSE CUTE ANIMALS ARE EVIL? somethings wrong with this guy's childhood

  • ...is this guy for real....

    ...I think he might need to get a life

    also the people buying his bullcrap need lives as well

  • I lost it at the "Squirtle Squad" part.

  • is a church protest or a sega fan?

  • Okay I listen to Kutless, read the bible, pray at every meal and before bed, listen to verses on the internet, go to church and not once did it enter my head that pokemon was witchcraft and was played by the devil.

  • typical, a priest who bitches about the popular things of today being satanic, fox news anyone?

  • POKEMON IS NOT EVIL!!!!!

  • I LOVE POKEMON

  • IM AMERICAN AND I THINK HE IS STUPID

  • dumb americans...

  • @IamSupreme01 i apoligise on americas be half.this dork is stupid.

  • ummm playing pokemon kept me and my brother from doing drugs and getting stuck with the wrong crowd in middle school....hmm guess we should have done that because that would have been oh soo much better then kids sitting at home playing a game to ocupy their time!

  • i love how the bible is littered with images of genocide and demons and satanic forces----and pokemon has furry animals sending lightning bolts....which is degrading our children you fucking goon

  • this preacher couldnt afford an atari

  • WUT DA FUK...

  • Fuck you, sir. Fuck you.

  • ........wha...

  • Yeah, because i totally joined a gang because, well, if Squirtle can do it, why can't I?

  • He probably from lavender town...

    That music have strange effect(Can make you speak bad about pokemon!)

  • what is the name of this jackass i want to laugh more! xD

  • i bet he secretly watches pokemon...lol

  • .Make me laugh after gets fucking scared by giratina...

    Trust me.

    By the way what about James and his "4kids are the devil"?In what episodie he says that?(I know is backwards.I am just asking the ep.)

    The thing that made me laugh that i watched the real video,he really used a Jigglypuff photo.

  • "Listen, don't think"

    This audience must do a lot of that.

  • Satan plays Pokemon in HELL! >:D Mwahahahaha! xD I have also heard he plays Children Card Games in hell...I think I would like it hell if this is all true! =o

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  • whah?!

  • i lost it at squirtle squad

  • Hahahaha

  • u r da shit dude

  • Is there a Harry Potter one?

  • @TheGamersCentral i bet not.

  • @TheGamersCentral Yes. Harry Potter is seen as the Devil, in most Churches. Same with YuGiOh, uhm...there is another Anime they all find as the Devil too. xD I just can't remember it.. o-o Uhmm..Inyuasha! x3 Which, of course, most of us can see why they see that. Lol!

  • So your the asshole that got my pokemon cards burnt... theres been somthing i have been wanting to say to you....... FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

  • @joshacio your cards got burnt?oh,man....i fell for you. my cards got trashed. and my toy mew....i hate people like him.

  • This is funny

  • Oh religiousfags you so crazy.

  • that guy is retard, pokemons are not animals, they are creatures from a 'distant universe' AKA fantasy-fiction, theres no such things as withchcraft

  • OMG RELIGION YES!

  • tis is funny

  • im sorry, but this is just fucking hilarious

  • I feel bad for all the kids of those people eating up that guy's bullshit. Pokemon is one of the most fun things from my childhood and remains fun to this day. Now thanks to the lies that this guy told his congregation, those kids will not get to experience that wonderful fun that I think every child deserves to enjoy. Don't get me wrong, I'm a christian, and I don't think people who go to church or believe in God are dumb, unless shit like this happens. Press 8 for hhhwwwhhhyyyyyyy???!!!!?????

  • @JordanDMcG the old Pokemon is way better the new pokemons look like fucking robots they ruined it for me at least :(

  • @JordanDMcG I'm a Christian too. "Gotta Catch 'Em All" backwards sounds nothing like "I love Satan!" Fools keep playing everything backwards nowadays. I can't even find ONE bad message in Pokemon, so what's wrong with it? Why do people think that God punishes them for playing Pokemon or stuff like that? God only punishes people if they sin. Bullying, stealing, and other crimes are sins. But playing Pokemon? Nothing bad about THAT! It pisses me off that people actually believe him.

  • church should be concentrating in something else, wait, this guy is one of those scamers hes not even church, pokemon is a world thas very connected to our world and yet theres no access, why would there be some thing satanic about it, why, why!!!!???

  • So wat ur saying is that gangs are caused because of pokèmon.

  • to late im going to hell :3

  • Pff. The only thing evil about Pokemon is that it teaches kids how to abuse animals.

  • :| Well, looks like I'm going to be polishing the devil's boots for a few millennia. I bought Pokemon for the fucking Gamecube.

    ... Religious fanatics. They make me roflcopter.

  • I don't know why this guy is bitching, it gives him another incentive to lure little children into his chambers.

  • Church vs sundays

    now

    Church vs pokemon

    Please stop

  • This is more like a Youtube Poop.

  • HATE the guy but LOVE the edits!! Especially the evil Jigglypuff!!

  • Listen, don't think!

  • Ummmmmm this guy is really stupid I'm christen and most of my family is christen and we like pokemon ppl that r like this twist the bible to make it out the way thay won't to I bet god has got some of his own pokemon cards

  • Chrisitians when are you gonna learn we don't care about the things that makes you dumbfucks sin. How come gelatin is not banned when it makes Muslims sin? How come beef is not banned when it makes Hindu's sin? Screw you christians, cuz your not the most important ones. Believe it.

  • fucking religion.

  • lol it gives you powerz

  • what bullshit 

  • lol i remember the squirtle squad

  • bahahaa hilarious.

  • This guy would make a great Team Plasma member... He is screwed up just like they are...

  • POKEYmon means buisness.

    0:21 - 0:24

  • Funniest thing ive seen all day

  • Was this guy originally from Holland?

  • guys like this are just hilarious

  • I hope he knows that some of the most bad ass characters in video games today are highly religious

  • Pokemon IS evil. all that facking training and searching for the cool pokemon only for it to have the crappiest moves possible. **I'M LOOKING AT YOU WOBBUFETT**

  • my little sister played mario and when she was screaming "Kill, kill, kill!" So I can't say pokemon is worse xD

  • It's funny because hes religious..

  • I'm Wiccan and let me tell you, casting spells and playing Pokemon are two very different things!

    Pokemon is an innocent childrens game that really doesn't teach children anything. It's the parents that teach their children.

    I wish that some of these people would realize how they might be hurting others with words like these... It breaks my heart to see one's spiritual path used to harm another person... =/

  • @SulkenX You are right, the game or television has no apparent magical themes to encourage fellow Christians to stop believing in Their and My God. Well, I myself find it saddening because even though some mean well; wanting to keep the faith of their children and fellow men, some other theists over analyze these things and make Christians like us who only try to serve the God we believe is true sound like fanatic, self- righteous lunatics and demonic conspiracy theorists.

  • hahahahahahaha! WAT!!!!!!????? this guy obviously did not get his christmas presents last year! POKEMON RULES!!!!

  • you people bitch about pokemon but where do they bitch about yugioh which is actually has cards called spells how they miss that (in all fairness i love the yugioh game just thinking outloud)

  • its just a bunch of little creatures fighting because of there dumb owners dont blame the pokemon (its ok pickachu its not your fault)

  • I miss my red version :(

  • this guy is a dumbass

  • he and other 23 people coudn't catch a magikarp

  • Spell "Serious" and "Business" correctly then i shall believe you

  • "Russian Roulete is Just a game"

    ... It's a game that involves a gun that can kill you

    I do not recall anybody near me dying from a thunderbolt attack when I sent out pikachu...

    "Hello... Arkam asylum, I belive I found a new customer..."

  • omg this guy doesent know whats he talking about dude pokemon has no witch craft magical poewrs or anything like that lol ur just stuffing a freaking 12 foot animal into a pokeball (snorlax or any one else lol) or something ur just battleing other people with stratigic moves i think pokemon is cool and stuff (not too obsessed) ok Wise guy talking shit (in the video)

  • @ChezeroDelVonBlair Okay. Name one thing in Pokemon that the Bible told you not to do. I've read the bible, and I watch Pokemon.

  • lolz

  • if u see the actual video u hear him say how evil pokemon is then he shows a fuckin JIGGLYPUFF.....HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

  • Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Pope John Paul ii say that pokemon was not the devils work?

  • I'm guessing I wasn't supposed to sell my soul to the devil for pokemon cards....

  • He's mad 'cuz he couldn't catch Mewtwo with a Master Ball....

  • it is a kids show!! nothing to do with saten.well mabye the ones dubed by pokemon USA.

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  • My Hydreigonis a force of Satan lol

  • i am mad.....

  • this is fake right please rlly ?

  • Huh you think that´s bad.... you should see the pastor Josue Yrion... that man is the maximus incoherentus

  • fuck that i shouldnt worry though becuz im an atheist

  • Hes mad cause he ran into a shiny thundorus in white (HE HATES BLACK) and it killed it`s self with struggle. Hes also mad at the fact that he figured out reshiram is in pokemon black and zekrom is in pokemon white. 

  • 1:19 to 1:20 sums up all this pokemon is witchcraft crap that's been going on for years

  • Now listen... Don't think!

  • Wait I wasn't supposed to give all my Pokemon to Satan? Oh shit.

  • thumbs up if brock obama sent u

  • I do, still love and play Pokemon, even If I'm a christian... this guy is crazy. O____o

  • Oh hey im in it!! *my nickname is jigglypuff*

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  • Wth ? This Guy Doesn't Know SHIT About Pokemon . I Bet He Doesn't Even Play o-o

  • Satan is my homie

  • I have pokemon but I still believe in Jesus Christ as my savior o3o

  • @almacocoa98 You own Pokemon? Looks like you're going to hell! :D

  • @TheMountainMew I wouldn't say anything atleast my icon it's not a rainbow mew or I'm called MountainMew XD jk jk

  • @almacocoa98 Mew is actually Jesus, you see. And Arceus is God. |D

    Nah, I'm just kidding. Or am I? X3

  • @TheMountainMew Lol!

  • 0:28 Lugia's hand/wing?

  • that man talking thar is da devil! xD

  • Okay, this dude better laeve James/Jigglypuff out of this, wtf? their voices are my fav actors! and his face is priceless at this end, lol xD (lol, menttal ayslum)

  • This guy had better be an in-real-life troll or con-artist, otherwise I fear for the shreds left of his sanity.

  • i think he couldnt catch a magikarp thats why he is mad

  • i have been playing pokemon almost all my life you think i still can be saved? =O

  • I'm a Christian and yet, I'm still obsessed with Pokemon.