@ 6:40 I'm pretty sure this is the reason Osama Bin Laden tageted the Twin Towers aka the World Trade Center in 1992 and 2001. This video will possibly prove to be responsible for every major tragedy that came after it was released in 1989.
I'm pretty sure this video is singularly responsible for the increase in school shootings and the increased suicide rate in teens that arose in the 90's.
Hey kids! Screw reason, logic, objectivity and the scientific method! Everything's a matter of opinion! Even the height of buildings versus mountains! Don't bother to test to find out. Just come to a compromise in opinion and live your lives as though it's fact!
Also never be skeptical of your friends' claims! Afterall you were both probably molested by the same spandex-wearing guy, so your ties of friendship are stronger than the possibility of your friends ever being wrong. Just Believe!
i cant quit watchin these....anyone else notice he volrock or w/e called the kids his lil tata's.... a bit perverted eh? still best movie i seen since....well since is the last i could think of
The Vorock song is like getting your hands on some bad stuff and having a fucked up trip as a result. Oh yeah, did I hear that jacked up pixeled face guy call the kids "little ta-ta's"?
i don't have the time or stomach to watch the rest of this shitty movie, so someone please tell me: does Vorock appear elsewhere in Rem Lazar? or is this a one-shot appearance?!?
DAMNIT!!! I've watched the first 2 parts... now I've committed to much time to turn back.... guess the next hour is shot whilst I watch ... " REM LEZAR!"
I was a child when this came out...I wonder why my parents didn't love me enough to help me find my own Rem Lezar. Or perhaps they preferred me non-molested.
Check out the wikipedia entry for "Creating Rem Lezar." Feel free to add what you may think it needs. en.wikipedia*org/wiki/Creating_rem_lezar. Just take out the * and add a .
@ 6:40 I'm pretty sure this is the reason Osama Bin Laden tageted the Twin Towers aka the World Trade Center in 1992 and 2001. This video will possibly prove to be responsible for every major tragedy that came after it was released in 1989.
kdj997 4 months ago
I'm pretty sure this video is singularly responsible for the increase in school shootings and the increased suicide rate in teens that arose in the 90's.
kdj997 4 months ago
something tells me that little girl grew up to be really hot
44eelz 7 months ago
@44eelz she did, shes 'Rem Lazars' friend on myspace now.
LetsGo6009 7 months ago
I just shit my pants. No joke.
SuperUndeadUnicorn 10 months ago
@SuperUndeadUnicorn Good, more lube for Rem Lezar
rush1er 2 months ago
Good God! Any child who watches this thing is going to be scarred for life! So much for the child psychologist consultants in the end credits.
Thank you so very much for sharing this. It is even more insane than the little clip from Ebaums World could have ever suggested.
wolphintv 1 year ago
Thinking buildings are taller than mountains isn't an "opinion," it's being a retard
Caleb9849 1 year ago 3
Rem Lezar did 9/11
googlefish53 1 year ago
they dont make water hot enough to wash with after seeing that bad guy.
Jinxxed0 1 year ago
Was that Anton Lavey's head with tentacles. Freaky
neddx 1 year ago
Hey kids! Screw reason, logic, objectivity and the scientific method! Everything's a matter of opinion! Even the height of buildings versus mountains! Don't bother to test to find out. Just come to a compromise in opinion and live your lives as though it's fact!
Also never be skeptical of your friends' claims! Afterall you were both probably molested by the same spandex-wearing guy, so your ties of friendship are stronger than the possibility of your friends ever being wrong. Just Believe!
codbug 1 year ago 5
"We're reaching out to touch this guy...."
ilovemyeskil 1 year ago
i cant quit watchin these....anyone else notice he volrock or w/e called the kids his lil tata's.... a bit perverted eh? still best movie i seen since....well since is the last i could think of
Gr33nGoGG 1 year ago
Ol man Vorlok has an ass for a chin.
daniel1982 1 year ago
Yeah, I'm totally rooting for Vorlok.
RoseCrossVato 1 year ago 2
TOO SOON!!!!
archer1949 1 year ago
Vorock is an asshole, but I'd feel much safer with him than Rem Lezar
matman125 1 year ago
twintowers are but a fantasy.
daniel1982 2 years ago
Never listen to Rem Lezar when he tells you to close your eyes. then again- DO!!
XxBeatlesforeverxX 2 years ago
Wow, the true mark of any dated movie or TV show is a long scene that focuses as much as possible on the World Trade Center towers.
Also, things this movie has taught me:
Using your imagination transports you to a magical land, which is, incidentally, a paved backwoods country road.
The embodiment of fear is badly pixelated.
To get what I seek for enlightenment (or some medal or something) I have to get as high as possible.
Thank you, Rem Lazar, for showing me the way!
TheRealGentleman 2 years ago 6
0:35
WHATTHEFUCK?
hanaryukoku 2 years ago
in my opinion, this is about twice as better as half the kids movies out today.
madalyn1990 2 years ago 2
Vorok is Jay Leno's Ironman crossed with Wizard of Oz doing a bad Pink Floyd song!
moonfire41 2 years ago 4
I bet the dhali Llama must have the medallion.
TheJMachine 2 years ago 2
is this retard-land?
Leontypaguy3 2 years ago
NEVAR FORGET
[pic of crying eagle]
Eyedunno 2 years ago
The Vorock song is like getting your hands on some bad stuff and having a fucked up trip as a result. Oh yeah, did I hear that jacked up pixeled face guy call the kids "little ta-ta's"?
hipshimmy 2 years ago 3
yes, your the only one; I for instance was scared, I never saw such pixelated animation in my whole life...
blushadow08 2 years ago
damn, this guy really needed a job........ :D
AlinaSm 2 years ago
those dudes have to quit arguing about who is higher... .when you're high, everyone is just about as high. Stop giving children dtugs.
MoonBoston 2 years ago
I dont believe Zach. Those buildings arent there anymore.
fragglerog 2 years ago
They stopped using actual movie film and went with stills, because they spent 90% of the budget for the pixelated villain.
fragglerog 2 years ago
i don't have the time or stomach to watch the rest of this shitty movie, so someone please tell me: does Vorock appear elsewhere in Rem Lazar? or is this a one-shot appearance?!?
tsartodd 2 years ago
No, he comes back later and blows Rem Lezar while the little boy licks his grundle.
rush1er 2 years ago
DAMNIT!!! I've watched the first 2 parts... now I've committed to much time to turn back.... guess the next hour is shot whilst I watch ... " REM LEZAR!"
rush1er 2 years ago
"We're reachin' out to touch this guy"
MyFoodsRtouching 2 years ago
These kids have more irresponsible parents than Charlie Brown and the Peanuts Gang's parents.
MyFoodsRtouching 2 years ago 2
holy shit, a little prophecy going on there at the end?
AnthonyMojO92 2 years ago
OH FUCK...those pixel really freked me out.....in the 80s...
fix520 2 years ago
They should have hired King Diamond to play Vorock.
jimw281972 2 years ago 5
Vorock actually looks and sounds like a good friend of mine ...the next time i see him, i'll have to ask him if he had anything to do with this film!
tsartodd 2 years ago
Don't mess with Vorock, he'll pixelate your a**.
insaneinthesfv 2 years ago 10
man, the bad guy really blew my mind.
wormpiano 2 years ago
Pixalized floating head...not scary, even to little kids. -_-
Bryannezilla 2 years ago
I thought it was pretty trippy and I'm 21
TheJMachine 2 years ago
im 18 and thought the same
wildboy789789 2 years ago
WTF?!?!
istewartsaysnot 2 years ago
"I am here because I never left."
I was a child when this came out...I wonder why my parents didn't love me enough to help me find my own Rem Lezar. Or perhaps they preferred me non-molested.
Airjax1480 3 years ago
now.... why don't these kids parents wonder where they are... and why did he sleep with the kids? and why do i luv this movie?
mrkriegrulez 3 years ago 4
Apparently the kids' parents haven't noticed they've been missing since the night before.
Ravencross06 3 years ago 5
let alone been spending their time since with a mullet baring, cape sporting man with an obsession with scifi and blue.
KevinLounsberry 3 years ago 5
0:27 - are they sniffing farts?
mcan4287 3 years ago
Wow, the bad guy sings like King Diamond.
brambers 4 years ago 22
best comment on anything ever.
flyonawndshield 3 years ago 2
it would be very funny if their archenemy really was some ridiculous black metal dude.
tsartodd 2 years ago
Twin Towers? 911? Now it all makes sense!! TERRORISTS HATE REM LEZAR!!
dwarfish 4 years ago 6
Check out the wikipedia entry for "Creating Rem Lezar." Feel free to add what you may think it needs. en.wikipedia*org/wiki/Creating_rem_lezar. Just take out the * and add a .
timothyhand 4 years ago