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  • WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TITS?

  • Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!­!!!!!!!! You suck

  • well you can shove custommade bombs anywhere you want.

  • wasnt it mi6?

  • wow abuse of the media to control the masses. how sad.

  • Bet you that every TSA agent is really looking forward to going to work now.

  • i hope my mom won t get it

  • Echt bitter.

  • Exploding balls would be a hit.

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  • Disarming the the boomb requires bringing the woman to an orgasm.

    Which is why we are all screwed. LOLOLOL J/K It is fairly easy if you know how, just ask the Japanese.

  • Am I the only one who finds the thought of actual bombs im women's breasts a turn on?

  • Goddamn it Cenk! You completely misled me! >.>

  • What kind of news is this? Up their butts?

  • thumbs up if the thumbnail brought you here.!!

  • Call this show TOFT (the old fucking Turks)

  • I was hoping for at least one picture of boobs..

  • I will take one for the team

  • What depresses me most about this is the earnest and apologetic seriousness of these guys. This is the stuff of comedy. A truly irony free zone! (yes, the threat of terrorism is serious AND whenever laughter is possible, it should happen)!

  • Well, I have DD's, and yes, the TSA agents do touch my breasts directly, even though I'm 16.

  • So apparenty I cant trust ladies with large boobs as the boobs may contain explosives but if I`m going to be killed by a lady with a large pair of boobs then why should that be a problem?

  • Bukkake

  • The only reason this guy is doing this story is because he talked his wife into getting them first..Just wait till he puts too much friction on them..KABOOM! (:

  • blow out your ass.

  • I shouldve known better than to trust titles on youtube.. this has been a real let down for me... again!

  • tsk tsk tsk nakakaaww!!!!!

  • Nice <3 I love to ask girls in live private webcams to show their tits ;D livesexcam (dot) fi (slash) tissit (dot) php? try it out! Those delicious girls turn you on..

  • Just an excuse for airport security to get a little touchy-feely ;)

  • This is the dumbest piece of propaganda EVER!

  • This is so stupid(The explodng rears and breast)

  • The paranoia is incredible now. Even the most absurd stories are considered at least possible. Terrorists with exploding boobs, terrorists coming out of your toilet, terrorists in your ass! They are coming to get you no matter what! Beause they hate freedom.

    ...

    It's a stupid excuse for whole body scanners, you're a smart one, cenk.

  • Who friggin cares if someone get's a 3D picture of you naked? Seriously, I'd rather have a 3D pic of me naked than be blown to a thousand pieces floating around the ocean because some pissy bitch doesn't want her saggy tits on a camera.

  • @SupremePenguinTone

    "People willing to trade their freedom for security deserve neither and will lose both."

    B. Franklin

  • @SoneGurke Scanning for bombs is taking away freedom? You mean the freedom to be blown to pieces? Explain yourself. I bet 90% of the women complaining about this look like a dog's ass anyway, like anyone would wanna look at them.

  • @SupremePenguinTone

    it's a massive invasion of privacy and therefore a violation of basic human rights, that are equally as important as freedom of speech for example.

    and please don't start with this ridiculus fearmonger rhetoric.

    "...90% of the women complaining about this look like a dog's ass anyway..."

    so human rights are now only available if you are not ugly?

    if we surrender our freedom for security, the terrorists have won as well as everyone who wants to control us.

  • @SoneGurke So if we scan to look for bombs the terrorists win, but if we don't and they blow up a plane they lose?

    So we should all risk dying because somebody feels they were violated for being scanned for bombs? I tell that person to grow up. There are bigger issues than a bit of tit on camera.

    Why wouldn't you want this? Because you think someone is gonna sit their and jack off to your computer image? Like I said what makes them think anyone would even want to look at them naked?

  • @SupremePenguinTone

    there is no guarantee that a plane will blow up, but there is a guarantee that rights will be violated because someone says that people will maybe blow up planes in a way that can only be detectet by those scanners. again it's an invasion of privacy like coming into your home just to check if there is a bomb, without concrete evidence that you actually have bombs, without a search warrant. how far are you willing to give up your rights? where do you draw the line?

  • @SoneGurke

    you know what would really help to stop bombs on plane? monitoring phonecalls and internet activity of all citizens, reading their mail and having cameras and microphones in all private homes. giving people gps chips so you can track them anywhere. suspend their rights so you can arrest anyone at any time and hold them as long as determined necessary. get information by any means necessary. you don't agree? well remember the bombs...

  • @SoneGurke

    ps

    have you ever read George Orwells 1984?

    if not maybe you should

  • @SoneGurke It's not violating your rights unless you put your own selfish insecurities above the safety of the nation. Saving 300 or so lives is more important than somebody complaining about a computerised 3D image of themselves. I mean you choose what the bigger concern to national security was, a flash of my johnson or terrorism. The ends by far justfies the means, and I don't care what grandpa from 150 years ago you quote me as if his word is divine.

  • @SupremePenguinTone

    so why did the uk declare war on nazi-germany? if they just had surrendered imagine how many lives could've been saved. all they had to do was forfeit their rights. imagine millions of people wouldn't have died.

    well i guess in your case all the deads have been in vain as you would gladly piss on their graves in surrendering rights of millions for the benefit of few.

    sorry for the harsh words but might think and educate yourself about the importance of human rights

  • @SoneGurke

    i will comment no further on this

  • @SoneGurke I have no idea where or how you're connecting the Nazis invading Poland into this.

  • Terrorist plastic surgeons? |:

  • *slap on the ass* BOOM

  • so i can't even get breast implants now, damn those conseratives!

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  • Rifuckindiculous.

  • if they're crazy enough to kill themselves then they're crazy enough to probably come up with anything dude!

  • This is just politits.

  • wowie!

  • lol the next time i see someone rubbing their butt im running

  • For christ sakes plz let them blow a plane or two... Theyll get tired of it by 2011.

  • why can't we just drop the a bomb and for our future generations we'll tell them.... they were an endangered species? lol jk

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  • id like to be the guy who checks the tits for bombs :)

  • YOU2UBEXXX is FREE and showing nothing but XXX action.

  • They truly have no decency. Couldn't you do this with any body cavity or fatty tissue?

  • worst sex ever

  • BULLSHIT!!!

  • thats the point !!!!

  • BULLSHIT!!!

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  • and people wonder why we spend billions of dollars trying to kill these people before they kill us

  • lol "...this thing blows."

  • gives a whole new meaning to bangin body

  • can we ban boobs now?

  • Oh! That is really nasty, scary and sad. :(

  • FOX News and the conservative media, during the Bush reign, was always showing how easy terrorists could build bombs, run barges into rivers, or any other massive damage attack because people who are scared shitless can be easily manipulated.

    And if this is true, we may have the first licenced Federal Bikini Inspectors.

  • The Sun is not a conservative paper, they suported labour for many years and now yeah they do back Cameron but conservative in England are not as stupid as the american conservatives. Anyway

    Quite funny that the sun wrote an article about exploding boobs, they have the babe of the day on page 3...with massive boobs. LOL she might be a terorist

  • metal detectors and now Boobs detectors

  • Cenk is trying so hard not to laugh. You can tell from the start of the video.

  • dude thatss just stupid in my opinion..breat implants n der men havin butt implaints common.

  • im sorry but exploding ass and tits are just funny =P

  • lol i definetly volunteer too no charge needed it .. just send them this way pls :)

  • So will this make women appreciate their boobs more. But I'm worried about asses blowing up.

    "Do you know what's in your ass, boobs, etc..?"

  • What's fishy to me, is how would the PETN be detonated, once it's inside your body? I am no expert, but you'd need a receiver inside your body, and something to send the signal on the outside (could be disguised as a cellphone?). Both could easily set off metal detectors...

    There was the Saudi assassination where a guy had PETN literally up his asshole, and he managed to kill somebody.

    If it's indeed necessary to full body scan - meh just see us naked and keep us safe.

  • What's fishy to me, is how would the PETN be detonated, once it's inside your body? I am no expert, but you'd need a receiver inside your body, and something to send the signal on the outside (could be disguised as a cellphone?). Both could easily set off metal detectors...

    There was the Saudi assassination where a guy had PETN literally up his asshole, and he managed to kill somebody.

    If it's indeed necessary to full body scan - meh just see us naked and keep us safe.

  • Wow thats sick. Thats fucked up. Im usually pretty sympathetic to "terrorist" actions when its directed at military personnell in the middle east but if they did this... yea those companies too.

  • what in of a world do we live in where boobs are not safe?

  • holy shit that is crazy...

    this is a crazy ass world...

  • @DcEatsItsYoung no pun intended ;)

    ...crazy ass lol

  • I love it! I don't believe it, but I love this story! - Boob-bomb and butt-bomb (did he say balm or bomb?) - can't you just here to reports from the scene? "there was titties and cheecks everywhere, oh the humanity"

  • am i wrong? I thought the full body scanners showed the outside of the body beneath the clothes.

  • PETN is not as sensitive to friction as Cenk made it out to be; it's a military grade High Explosive.

    if it detonates that easily, soldiers all around the world would be dying coz of accidents with PETN.

    people normally detonate PETN using a primary charge; not f-ing friction!

  • Maybe I'm a weirdo but I kinda like the new layout. Anyone agrees?

  • @Solipsisticfreelance I downloaded google chrome, and the youtube layout was like this in chrome, but not in explorer. Now it's like this in both. I thought that was weird.

  • "The ass injections that we've talked about on the show before where you get a little bit more junk in your trunk; except, this thing blows."

  • With the full-body scanners, the woman can say that they have their nipples peirced... Or would the people check?

  • shit, they win i guess lol. they finally got us

  • Terrorists are injecting remote controlled bombs into innocent people!!

    Terrorist mad scientists have invented a microscopic remote controlled bomb that can be inserted into a male terrorists testicles, which then can be injected into the anus of an unsuspecting male or female by way of anal sex.

    See I can come up with crazy shit as well, lets all get scared.

  • it's so typical.. the corporation has an insider in the government / FOX fake news corp to run the story..thye want the airport scanners for their other plans down the line ..they might try and blow somebody up or somebody will get caught doing this in order to prove the story right

  • Fucking sex-crazed Republicunts. They just want to touch some titties. Family values my ass.

  • Bullshit. Has to be bullshit.

  • No way man....I'm calling bullshit on this one. How can anyone shit without blowing their ass off? Too risky to put bombs in your body, I doubt the terrorist would even make it on the airplane alive. LOL, I thought this clip was about over-sized breasts.

  • No way man....I'm calling bullshit on this one. How can anyone shit without blowing their ass off? Too risky to put bombs in your body, I doubt the terrorist would even make it on the airplane alive. LOL, I thought this clip was about over-sized breasts.

  • April Fool's day?

  • Now that's what I call an com-bust-able situation!

    This has gotta be some BULLSHIT

  • this has to be a joke!!!!!!!!!!! april fools???

  • I said from the start that once the scanners came out that these people would just put it inside themselves. This is extreme though. I thought they'd just shove it up whichever orifice they liked.

    Anyway, point is that if these people want to do it, taking off shoes and looking through their clothes aren't going to stop it. So, why don't we stop making air travel so unbearable and get rid of all of it?

  • I volunteer my life to rub every C cup size breast in a airport to make sure they are not explosive. If I die then I die for FREEDOM!

  • @DKshad0w, But Dude, you would also be in charge of squeezing guys butts as well.

  • @DKshad0w Sorry to burst your bubble,but they're gonna put the bombs in the breasts of hairy,ugly taliban women,it's a new type of suicide bomb,lol.

  • i solute you!

  • @DKshad0w LMFAO!! MEE TOOO!!!

  • @DKshad0w I know you're joking but what's sad is that they are probably going to start doing that.

  • @DKshad0w For the queen and the country!

  • I call bullshit!

  • What wouldn't men do to check out women's breasts...

  • Well... it seems that now we have to frisk women's breasts in airports...

    Boo. Hoo.

  • MI5 is an arm of Mossad

  • @jaba987 Nope recently UK expelled an Israeli deplomat because they have strong evident to support that Mossad was using a forged UK passports to murder a senior hammas man. MI5 will suck up more on CIA than Mossad.

    The idea of that boob bomb is not impossible, but those full body scanner won't detects it. Why do they want to see everyone naked? There are plenty of porn on the internet already. Shouldn't the airport security be naked too to be fair?

  • April 1st.

  • If women don't want to go through the full body scanner to check for this bomb i will gladly volunteer to fondle breasts for the safety of everyone.

  • It has got to be april fools man.

  • Titty Fuck=Explosion?

  • THis in regards to the Black Widow's attacks in Moscow?

  • not buying it...all gorvernment setup

  • The science of this does not work out in the slightest:

    First of all, the airport scanners only have x-rays with enough power to penetrate clothing- they reflect off of the skin (one of the reasons they claim the radiation will not be harmful, although one could argue this point). Therefore, they can incredibly accurately find guns, knives, and whatever else is strapped outside the body, but not inside it (such as bomb/implants, etc.)

    And the friction statement is complete BS

  • Why not just ban arabs/desi's/blacks all together..Wait let me guess,fox news said this *look of shock*

  • April fools?

  • April fools?

  • Human bombs in the body it's actually quite old but the boobs are a new place for it.

  • I smell bullshit

  • I mean wtf? How the hell do they get to the airport without causing some type of friction? This is the most ridiculous crap I've ever heard.

  • If all u need is friction... wouldn't they all exploded before they get onto any planes? butts & boobs... especially butts are in frequent contact with other surface... u get friction on the butt just by walking....

  • with this new layout, i cannot tell what is new or not with the young turks videos. HELP!

  • I am now one step closer to achieving my dream as a boob inspector.

  • @randompuppet  lol

  • this is actually pretty clever.

    how do you check for this stuff,specially if the people are coming out of California.

    still,i don't like the full body scanners,but i guess i should by some stocks cause they are about to go up.

  • pure fucking nonsense....

  • Behold: the funniest serious story of the week

  • I'd hate for that to blow up in my face

  • i hate the way these comments are, change it back plzz

  • Yeah im calling bullshit on this thing, seriously how many terrorist groups have plastic surgeons/explosive experts on the payroll. Give me a fucking break...They would need a highly skilled plastic surgeon to perform the operation without making it obvious that there is a bomb and without killing the terrorist. And they would have to find one that was willing to handle explosives on top of that. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! Also when was the last time UK intelligence let the public in on anything?

  • cant you test for these by making them jump up and down really fast if its friction activated.

  • PETN? Hey! That's the same explosive they found in TWA800.

  • Yeah, exactly. Not buying it.

    How will these look any different than regular breast implants on a scanner? How is this any easier or cheaper than sticking a bomb up your butt? This is a BS sales pitch.

  • smack that ass!

  • wow I hope I everybody doesn't have to go through those strip searches now at airports 0_o sickness

  • Explosive titty banging.

  • I knew it all along man!! It was way too fucking good to be true. My girlfriend's dynamite tits are in fact illegal!!

  • That blows.

  • You know stories like this are bullshit. If a high school kid really really wanted to, he could turn his jeans into enough explosives to explosively decompress an airplane. These stories are terror tactics. The media and the US government are the biggest terrorists. Scared people are easily subdued people.

  • Ultra Right Wing campaign for breast removal of Muslim women in three... two... one...

    God, I hope nobody thinks that would be a good idea. But if they do, guarantee TYT will cover it...

  • Religion ruins everything.

    Even tits

  • nobody wins with this shit

  • nobody wins with this shit

  • nobody wins with this shit

  • nobody wins with this shit

  • nobody wins with this shit

  • So, if this stuff got put in your ass cheeks, would the terrorists not be able to ever sit down?

  • nobody wins with this shit

  • And they call us blasphemers...

    When you threaten titties. You go too far.

  • Right Wingers trying to spread fear as they did in the Bush Administration.

  • I can't imagine Muslims doing this... oh wait yes i can! lol

  • Fox News and Republicans LOVE providing new ideas to Terrorists about how to destroy America and Americans. Later on these Neocons at Fox and GOP get paid by the Cancer-causing Body Scanner Corporations for advertising for it and telling the government that they must buy an endless amount of Cancer-causing Body Scanners.

  • This story is actually pretty legitamite. Instead of saying something like "oh they just want to build new scanners"...I dunno...I would look into this more. Not taking any chances.

  • This story is actually pretty legitamite. Instead of saying something like "oh they just want to build new scanners"...I dunno...I would look into this more. Not taking any chances.

  • Anyway, the exploding boobs sounds kind of fake, especially if the Sun is doing this.