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  • Loool

  • this is wank.

  • First of all, it's "insight" not "incite"

  • join the army and oppress people,be thge bullies for the governemnts and shoot your own people.Soon the world will be in revolt.Workingclass men and women of the wolrd are standing up for their rights..Will you shoot your own people,will you be like the cops??

  • strange, they sound they are from america (the continate not country) yet they wear british army camo, helmets and symbol.

  • @WarlanceEntertain No the one on the right is French, I'd guess, because he is wearing EU Camouflage. Probably an exchange from St Cyr

  • why did you join the army? 'Va te faire foutre!' xD

    or 'go fuck yourself' xD

  • I juss wants to dig!

  • war on terror, which means no real enemy, never ending war

  • I'd rather dig all day for 4-6 years than be in the military. The military is almost like being in prison.

  • Please no arguing, this is just for giggles, our american soldiers are wiseasses also

  • what did the last one say

  • Renshaw that is the first and i reckon the last time i will ever see a shovel in your hand lol.

  • listen bro joining the army means that you are serving your country, you carry patriotism in yourself for your country !

  • slit trench....sooo homo.

  • These Tommies are crazy! LOL

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • ha that first fella is hilarious! good job

  • You wold join the army cause u don't want ur country 2 go 2 shit

  • Is there any conflict where I get to kill black people? I would love to kill me some black people.

  • @2cool4uification lol you and me both

  • i just want to be the first KID whit a confirenmet kil///

  • I joined the Army so that I could travel world to exotic lands and meet interesting people and then blast the shit out of them. :)

  • haha they all quoted the best war movies...for all the dumbasses who r too stupid to realize

  • @DMTCpersonal Because clearly not knowing a few movie quotes is a representation of intellect.

  • @nsaminder yea...your just saying all this crap...so you can have an excuse for not serving your country...fucking pussy..yea while your talking all this crap about the military who is sacrificing there lives so you can have that right? oh yea its the miltitary some show some fucking respect pussy...anyways somewhat funny video man....

  • ur an ahole. it is a steriotype that people in the army are dumb. lets see u put ur life on the line, hippie!

  • I got lost on my way to college ahahha

  • For the FOOD!!

  • You see in order to fight for freedom and spread democracy you have to sign a contract that says you give up your freedoms & will gladly die for the Wealthy so they can stay in power & protect their children from war. That way they can be sure that you are fighting for FreeDumb.

    If enough of you won't sign the contract they will just pass a law that says they can draft you & force you to join, taking away your rights. See - their educated children are more important than you so they don't go.

  • I just wants to dig

  • Some people join cause they like adrenaline rushes :D

  • @Holycan but then he will get your cave ):

  • What job specialty allows you to dig?

  • @PinoyZo1 Engerineers :P , 

  • British soldiers are awesome.

  • I's just wanted to dig! hahaha that is classic

  • i think he got that quote from jarhead lol

  • why's the last fella not got DPM on?

  • @thetubewithin my guess he's a french officer cadet on exchange

  • @TheCrazyWelsh good thinking ;)

  • @thetubewithin

    Because he's french

  • LOL!

  • They're wearing different camo clothes.

  • What gets me, is the phrase, ' become a man and join the Army.' Well there's lots of other things you can do to become one. I.e. Take up weightlifting, hammer throwing, the shot put, mountain climbing, motor racing, or even football, etc, etc, the list goes on. NO NEED to join the army.

  • @phil1958uk this is true however some of s didnt join to prove anything to anyone, some people join to prove something to themselves, or to give something back. Unfortunatly after about 4 comments on this i am starting to look like a spammer however I find your view most interesting.

  • @phil1958uk Ha you don't need to join the military to become a man.

  • @phil1958uk hmm you assume becoming a man involves physical training or dangerous activities, how 18th century, maybe i should challenge to a duel and winner gets to keep the cave

  • whats with the squaddie on the end and the fucked camo?

  • @InfantryChans91 French Lad.

  • @armyfreak12345543211 thought it could be, then I watched again and Gigi gave it away.

  • @InfantryChans91 Gigi meaning ?

  • @armyfreak12345543211 at 0:43 - Gigi is a very French name

  • dumbasses. nice job making fun of the people that protect your ass...

  • CUS IFELT FOR IT!!

  • To the guys saying that the british culture/ army is the best...us dum ameracans wil let u fights by yur selves durin dat next world war. Guess saving your asses twice wasnt enough....

  • @safekeeper12 Yeah lets see them cry while we sit back and say, "See you do need us!"

  • @safekeeper12 shut up we are on the same side we fight in the same wars u never saved our "asses twice" u came helped us jus tlike we helped you in iraq 2x and afghanistan

  • @safekeeper12 first of all you were late in both world wars if you do your research germany was abotu to fall, and britain won the most important battles anyway compared to you silly americans, also you can make the decision for the rest of your coutnry you sad little boy.

    Also we helped you which people already mentioned and americans used to Found money to the IRA you stupid self righteous basterd.

  • @safekeeper12 you cant* make the decision for the rest of your country.

  • @safekeeper12 haha fight the war on terror by yourself then you dumb fucking civilian

  • @InfantryChans91 War on terror LMAO...You can't have a war on terror

  • @AroundSun Do explain the last 10 years then or is that just everyone imagination?

  • @InfantryChans91 Unfotrunately, it is imagination. It is simply a headline, something to make americans feel good about the war. Having a war on terror is like having a war on ugly, its subjective. There will always be terrorists white black asian middle eastern etc. We have killed far more innocent civillians than any amount of terrorists. Oh yea, we are also currently backing al qaeda in libya. Any brown person with a gun is not simply a terrorist, although GWB wants you to believe this

  • @InfantryChans91 fuck you

  • @holytemplar just remember that when you were just discovering fire we had already conquered a third of the world ;)

  • @safekeeper12 You haven't heared of the red army have you? I appreciate your countrys help and respect them greatly but compared to the red army your just a fart under the quilt!

  • nice!lol :)

  • I JUST WANTED TO BE THE FIRST KID TO GET A COMFERMED KILL ON MY BLOCK SIR!!! HAHAHA XD

  • i just wanted to diggggg!!!

  • @striketeamstudios

    yes they did

  • @striketeamstudios

    america never beat us because america never exsisted at the time,it was the british vs the british,the colonists spoke in an english accent,dressed as englishman and lived by english values,it was more of a civil war that was won by rebel british people who then became american

  • @VigisKane uhh july 4 1776... the birth of the United States of America. pretty much after that u WERE fighting AMERICANS not british.

  • "LOst from way to college" That guy is awesome.

  • @comedylov tha is a line from jarhead

  • @comedylov watch jarhead, that's where it's from.

  • @comedylov that is a quote from the movie jarhead

  • hahahahah!!!!

  • The army, in short. 1. We are going to head shave the lot of you so you all look the same. 2. now that we own your identity we are going to show you how to murder another human being. 3. Well, the least we can do is pay for your funeral and wipe the tears from your loved 1's eyes......ps, a tissue costs £1 each....

  • @P5YCHIATRIST The army doesn't work as individuals, the army works as one. They are as vital as the police, NHS or fire service! You may say "our country's fine who needs them" our countrys fine for a reason, you may not support a conflict but you should support our troops!

  • lols lols and more lols

  • I'm lovin the jarhead theme lol

  • thats a british uniform 100%

  • nob........(s).............i do...i feel sorry for you guys. and also learn how to spell war its not wor......good thing u didnt go to that college

  • here's one reason why i don't want to join the military, I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

  • @Dgamer21 real mature

  • @Dgamer21 bitch, you're gonna die anyways

  • @Dgamer21 heh, everybody dies.

  • @Dgamer21 thats a good reason.

  • these idiots arent even in the military! and this video isnt funny there are people acually fighting for your saftey, dumb ass!

  • @skaterboyy4eva09 what he said. good on ya.

  • @skaterboyy4eva09 they are in the army, trench digginning occurs in training and they are just trying to have a laugh

  • Marines r fags join the paras

  • wow ur a tool, actualy that would be more of a compliment towards how stupid you are, the marines are fag's hey? well think about how much of a fag you are comparing an army with yourself You are probably some fat ass that plays too much COD and thinks bullshit like that just because of some person you probably know. PS STFU

  • ARMY'S FOR PUSSIES. Join the marines.

  • @StormtroopeR003

    i think you'll find that they are Potential Officers (PO's) and the only one not in british uniform is the frenchy on the end.. the british army often takes foreign soldiers and teaches them our craft, therefore proving that the British Army is no less than the best in the world.

  • Va te faire foutre !!

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  • @samj5664 Tu as mis dix mois a repondre... ca va pas tres vite dans ta petite tete!

  • @gringodeltoro1 My French isn't that good I only know what my friend told me in France. Saying fuck off on a British army page sounds disrespectful!

  • @samj5664 The British army is murdering people abroad... but nevermind. Keep up your french.

  • @gringodeltoro1 The only people that applies to is the enemy in which case is defence.

  • @gringodeltoro1 No no no British troops are not murderers, its called war and you kill your enemys before they kill you and we are pretty good at it.

  • @rangliansoldier Sure, how you've been in Afghanistan now? Is it ten years? Lucky it's just a third world country with no high tech weaponry.... or else...

  • @gringodeltoro1 Actually our track record proves that we perform brilliantly against well equipped enemies eg. Iraq, Argentina, Germany... And besides the war was won in Afghanistan in 2001, now its a case of stabilistation, development and building security.

  • @rangliansoldier Sure, you've been there, you saw it yourself, or you just told by the BBC just like the rest of the country?

  • @gringodeltoro1 Well we dont really need to be told by the BBC that we beat the Germans twice. Its quite clear we smashed the Iraqi army twice, infact GW1 it was called the cleanest war in history. And the Argentines? We beat a well determined and well equipped force 5,000 miles from our shores and right on their doorstep with minimal troops and resources... Yep we are pretty good at what we do.

  • @rangliansoldier Great ww2 was actually won by Russia if you read history a little. As for the cleanest war in history...(your comment on Gulf war 1), you obviously haven't got a clue about depleted uranium. Something that affected British troops as well.... kind of like a suicidal move.... if you see what I'm saying.

  • @gringodeltoro1 Yes but you seem to forget that during Russia's hour of need when they were on the brink of defeat the British Merchant navy kept them going with vital supplies. It would have been a different outcome if we were not keeping several million German soldiers pinned down in North Africa, Italy, France, Norway etc. Oh and as for depleted uranium... war is hell.

  • @rangliansoldier I agree with World War 2 side of the comment. War is hell? This is not war, this is invasion, war is with two standing armies facing each other, not some hi tech gizmos bombing civilians from 10 000 feet with ammunitions that going to ruin the country and provoke birth defects for the next 300 million years! By the way, DU is dust, and dust travels with the wind. Each DU round fired is poisoning the entire earth... even more. (great after Fukushima). Anyway, thanks Britain!

  • @gringodeltoro1 Nope I believe it was the Iraqi army that invaded poor little Kuwait and sat poised on the Saudi border ready to do the same. Operation desert shield placed hundreds of thousands of coalition troops in Saudi and we gave an ultimatum for the Iraqi's to leave Kuwait... They failed to do so and we used every means at our disposal to ensure minimal casualties on our side. DU was mostly used on tanks in the middle of the desert... doubt im choking on it anytime soon.

  • @rangliansoldier Kuwait was stealing oil via an oil drilling technique which crossed the boundary between Kuwait and Iraq, Saddam got pissed... US/UK kicked Saddam's ass, after having put Saddam into power 20 years earlier with the help of the CIA. In 2003, Saddam intended to sell his Oil in Euro, breaking the OPEC rule that Oil should only be sold in dollars (maintaining the fake US currency). US/UK invaded again...

    War crimes this is called, but the BBC will make you believe this is good.

  • @gringodeltoro1 Not sure where your getting your information. Oil and conspiracy theorys aside, do you not agree that Saddam should have been removed? What about his war crimes against the kurds and marsh arabs? Lets be honest the CIA have made a lot of bad decisions in the past, mostly due to the Soviet threat during the cold war, however righting a wrong is better than leaving things be surely?

  • @rangliansoldier Why don't we go into North Korea and CUba then? Shit, if were goin to stomp around hte world killing dictators lets go all out. Who are our friends one day are our enemies the next day. Remember those pictures and videos of rumsfeld and the bushes shaking hands with sadaam? Remember when we told the kurds to rise against saddam and well have your back, then we didnt and they were gassed? Remember Bin Laden being al ally of this country and a CIA asset?

  • @AroundSun I doubt we have the military capabilty or public support to try and oust the North Korean dictatorship as much as we would like to do so, It simply is not worth the risk andwe still have to be realistic. Again the CIA have made some monumental cock ups I dont dispute that, but surely we can right the wrongs if its within our means?

  • @rangliansoldier Military capability? We most certianly do. Let the air force off the leash and we'd be marching through what remained of Pyongyang before a week passed.

  • @USAFPJ401 you mean the shadow of an air force we have with overstretched resources in Afghanistan, the falklands and Libya with the minimal number of trained aircrew. I mean when we tried to attack Libya they only just managed to muster a squadron of suitably trained pilots!

  • @rangliansoldier Are you kidding me...? You do realize we have by far and I mean by an enormous longshot the best air force in the world. Nobody is even remotely close to the U.S. in terms of air power in any facet. Not only do we have the best air craft out there with the F-22 (which isn't even used because the thing is so damn badass we wouldn't know what to do with it) and the F-35 (to be introduced soon). Son...turn off the news, those people are even more ignorant than you on this one...

  • @USAFPJ401 Yes well thankyou for turning up mr american, clearly youve not realised I'm talking about the British armed forces. I can see how you misunderstood when commenting on a video of British soldiers whilst British people are debating about British foreign policy. Besides I think we proved in Iraq that air power alone wont win a war, and Libya is also a perfect example of the requirement for well trained boots on the ground to bring about an end.

  • @USAFPJ401 SHUT THE FUCK UP, THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

  • @USAFPJ401 it doesnt matter who has more firepower or any of that british and americans are allies get that into your brain and quit your bitching

  • @rangliansoldier We have more than enough military power to takeout the globe a few times over, that is not the question. The question is whether or not we should be defending OUR borders, defending OUR liberties, and not putting troops in harms way unless it is ABSOLUTELY 100% NECESSARY. Congressional declarations of war. What happened to this?? No pre emptive military invasions with nonsensical evidence, lining the pockets of companies who dodged bidding contracts and received special favors

  • @AroundSun Not sure what planet your on but the British army certainly doesnt have enough to take on that much. Unless of course your talking in nuclear arms, however these are fairly impracticle for liberating countrys! Your clearly unaware of the good work we do out there, you wouldnt know how intel gained in theatre leads to arrests in our homeland.

  • @rangliansoldier When I say wee, I am talking about the UNITED STATES MILITARY. What makes you think I am from the UK?? If you think our foreign policy is working, or is efficient/affordable...YOURE FUCKING DEAD WRONG. If you think that another dollar spent or another life lost in iraq is keeping me safe and protecting my freedoms, you are also dead wrong.

  • What a Lame video, show some respect

  • This was hilarious!!

  • hahaha not they fuckin put on an american accent when you can clearly see the union flag on their smocks

  • @jarhead7989 I think they're taking the piss ;-)

  • jarhead lol

  • lol did the last guy say "field fuck"? haaha

  • WORK FOR FOOD!

  • so funny not

  • lol i see they have seen the films full metal jacket, and jarhead lol

  • lol its kinda funny

  • American culture has reached and touched more people in the world than any other culture in the world. Our movies, music, styles, clothes, values, have touched and influenced every part of the world.

  • no i would say british has,united the world with a trade languade,industry,jury,parlime­nts,railyways etc

  • @therepublicanknight dude i apsolutely love america. i joined the army national guard to protect my country. and stomp the shit out of hajis but we dont realy have culture. we have bits and pieces of other cultures. lol when i asked my 10 year old sister what she thought of when i say american culture she said. FREEDOM!!!!

  • @therepublicanknight

    on the contrary it is british culture that has influenced the world,not to mention AMERICA whose culture is heavily based on britains

  • lolz

  • show no respect

  • @AMAN38920 FAIL DUMBASS

  • i think this video is fucken gay the creator can suck my dick cuz i show no respect for those who no respect for our soldiers

  • @AMAN38920 you are an idiot. these are officer cadets in the british army. they are merely pisstaking from full metal jacket and jarhead, two films produced by your country. it's not a very good video, i'll give it that. but you are still an idiot.

  • @skydivingyeti Realy do you guys acceptes frenchies ? 'cause the last guy said " VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE " wich mean go F your self

  • @bojo21nes he's also wearing french dpm from the looks of it, but neither of these things make him french and it could just be a continuation of the pisstake. as far as i know (and don't hold me to it) you can train at sandhurst only as a british citizen or a wealthy dignitary from another army sent specially on some kind of exchange.

  • @skydivingyeti

    Also anyone from the commonwealth can join, for example South Africans and Australians.

  • this video is gay

  • the bloody task force are hand picked warriors. they arent some group that u can just elect yourslef to ya bloody yamk. ur probably playing to much call of duty

  • The last guy said "work for food"

  • Sargeant York

  • Hey can anyone tell me how can i join the task force... i am 24 and want to join the task force can anyone show me a website or something?

  • Full Metal Jacket and Jarhead?

  • what did the last guy say?

  • full metal jacket??

  • wut the fuk kinda camo wus that last guy wearing on his jacket? didnt look like woodland DPM to me.

  • @twiddlemyfiddle i think it was the irish armys pattern watever the fuck it is called

  • thanx 4 that.

  • @twiddlemyfiddle no worries

  • @twiddlemyfiddle

    he was probably on exchange from France, so whatever the french camo is.. it happens quite a lot in the B.A.; foreign soldiers come over learning what it is that makes our army better.

  • lawl thats funny

  • im gonna join when im 18 kuz i love to blow shit up and kill stuff

  • "I got lost on my way to college" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Full respect for the Army and everything but that just made my day. I needed a good laugh.

  • They were all officer cadets and as such they should take the job seriously bunch of no chin cunts,,,,,instead of digging in they should have just laid down and act as sand bags cos thats all there worth !!!!!!!

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  • lol that was hilarius i had tears n my eyes from laughing so hard

  • lol the last guy was he speaking german XD

  • what an idiot? yest PiratePandasFly you're an idiot the last guy was speaking french.

    He said va te faire foutre!!!!

  • @snowc3ed alrite calm down seeing dat i dnt speak french geesh

  • whateva

  • haha he said go fck yourself!

  • not really xD, he says: what the fuuu*k

  • @PiratePandasFly i fought he said lets have fun but i might be wrong

  • HAHA good fun making this i bet

  • bisleybob got the point, their not takin the piss out of america their quoting hollywood films if you look at the description dumb asses