How To Become a Sperm Donor

[Chismoso7]

Too much work to get your cum accepted and they pay peanuts. It's not worth all the time and effort. Just get a hooker and enjoy.

[fishy1289]

Eww that was a little close to his mouth

[sgabrielsamhotmail]

interesting

[cvunit]

So I get paid to masturbate? coool, ok srly they have a room name masturbatorium? I would feel uncomfortable being in that room

[MrKalipax]

Oh shit, I forgot my height, I think its next to the bed

[colinwar]

well, im too short, fat, ugly, dumb and unsuccessfull for this job, plus only about 70 per donation. thats stupid, the girl pays like 18000 for this fucking procedure, she couldent do shit without the sperm, so demand more, thats what i say. 

[lawquiet314]

Whoever set the standards for this is a idiot you basically have to be Mr. perfect

[BryannAwesome]

i wouldn't touch those door knobs

[dahoboman]

Hey I'm gonna become a sperm donor!

*watches video*

...nevermind

[admiral120]

Do you really have to write an essay on why you should buy my sperm because I find that just hilarious lmao

[BerkeleyBuilt]

hella racist to short ppl.

[Gibix]

Notice at 1:25 he holds the jizz cup in his mouth while coming out of the bathroom. What the fuck, man? >: I

[CocaColaDance]

why will i need youth? i'm perfectly alright with my wife -_-

[1913Highbury]

i don't know why they have to masturbate once the man has pass all the tests, they should just have sex this way it would be a bit natural

[DaveWreckingCrew]

Step 1: Be of perfect.

Step 2: Fap.

Step 3: Repeat steps 2 - 3.

Step 4:

Step 5: PROFIT!

[jjumpmann92]

my sperms are stoners. i bet the baby is gonna be high when he is in the fetus.

[xxxExCaliburxx]

@jjumpmann92 sounds fkin awesome

[NKjetkid]

In Soviet Russia, sperm donate you...

[thisgalswag]

How to become a professional wanker.

[ubertekee]

Um.......am I the only one who noticed that after his first time in the masterbatorium he is holding the sperm sample in his mouth uncapped?

[williamsket]

i am a girl, why am i watching this??

[tirtwety]

Is it normal fro a 16-year-old guy to be 5'7??

someone please answer me!

[donbosco0101]

@tirtwety Yes, I was 5'10.

[donbosco0101]

@tirtwety PS: I m 17 now

[ubertekee]

@tirtwety Do you think you're too tall or too short? Cause I'm 16 and I'm 5'9.

[MetallicaRoady]

I'm 5'10.5 wtf.

[DrummerTSherry]

How the hell did i end up on this video?

[meghamillie]

this makes me happy. I am single and now don't need to find a bf- i couldn't do all those tests on a boy anyway. sperm bank it is!

[855842]

DAMN IM ONLY 5'10

[Bejimpab]

Did anyone notice how he had the jizz cup in his mouth after he came out?

[Albanez39]

Ok. I'm 16, I don't have (still) a college degree. I drink alcohol and smoke weed. Will I be accepted :D ?

[riddick0846]

@Albanez39 Sperm, no. Plasma, yes!

[Albanez39]

@riddick0846 Still to much THC in my blood :P Anyway Sperm is paid more...

[TheOliminator]

i would never touch that fucking door handle after all those guys been in there...

[cmanclan101]

FUCK THAT..

so much work, i'd rather open a private practice and "donate" on my own.

[SharriLorraine]

this is utter BULLSHIT! Why do you need a college degree? FUCK, there are people who are way more fucking smarter than the fucks that are in college. That standard is so retarded. They don't want a guy who has a big ass dick, huge loads of sperm to blow, creative and talented, and smart and intone with things.

Fuck a college degree. Go to hell with you.

[elcap22]

ok why do you have to be at least 5'11?

5'8-510 is the average height range for men so even if you're not that height, you won't be accepted because you're not tall enough?

Why do women not want short donors, is it because they don't want their chidlren to grow up short in stature because they know that short kids are going to struggle in life?

[Stooop69]

@elcap22 richest man in the world is 5'5 lmao and that's not the only thing,you almost have to be perfect lol.

[halranger]

@saberbazer I am asian I am 6ft I have a fair olive skin color I have green eyes and light brown hair and my GPA is a 4.12 is that ok?

[OstMegaMacka]

(Or you just watch porn...)

[ankerman92]

u get paid money for masterbating, i want in!!!!!

[lolatmyaccounts]

Fucks sake...

My dad just heard the intro "how to become a sperm donor"....

Thanks howcast....thanks....

[kyleisreallycool]

how this is a pain in the ass.

[Metalicalypse]

I think something creepy is going around the world, like sperm banks working with aliens etc... lol

[Kwamalicious]

@Metalicalypse

Hehehehehe! :)

[Bunny123222]

lol masturbatorium c:

[NeedMoney4SpaghettiO]

I wonder if they took his picture with the thumbs up after they told him that his sperm was no good.

[1lifetoliveeuropean]

I think why most egg/sperm donors are White is because there is a lot of infetility among White couples. Especially since White women are very career oriented and sometimes wait until they are in their 30s and 40s to have a child.

Asian women haven't been bombared with women's lib ideas.

[1lifetoliveeuropean]

So if you are infertile and unattractive and have average intelligence, you can just get impregnanted from an anonymous donor with a high IQ, really tall, blonde hair, extremely attractive?

I think the eugenic goals of sperm and egg donation, many people will choose this method in the future. If you find this procedure morally acceptable, you need your head examined. Your biological children are YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD.

[1lifetoliveeuropean]

You have to have a college degree to be a sperm donor?

Only educated men are worthy of reproduction? Sounds like eugenics to me!

I guess Hitler is subtly starting to get what he wants.

Pretty soon parents will be pre-selecting their child's sex, hair color, etc

[SmileyVlog]

You have to abstain from sex or masturbation three days prior to each weekly donation. The time allows for sufficient high quality sperm count.

lmfao!

Yeah, the donor may be 5'11, but he doesn't have much going on upstairs if he is agreeing $35 to $100 a week. He must have a degree in basket weaving or something.

Bluntly, you would have to be a moron to donate sperm for less than at least $200 a specimen. That would be $800 a month. Just imagine how much excess profit they are making.

[JDilla2812]

sounds like a hassle

[CODWAL12DEN]

wow its a ripp off getting all that questions and need blood samples and jizzing weekly for six months for getting 35 dollars?

[TheChadzzup]

my dorm room is a masturbatorium.

[gdj064]

LMFAO ewww

[TheGanstaben]

you get free porn.

[dakinespam]

"BUKAKKE" ALL OVER YER FACE BIATCH! : p HAVE A NICE DAY MUTHA FAKA!

[dragonster82]

Next, how to become a orgasm donor

[korisx]

@TheArabiandesert No one is asking you to donate your babies. You are safe to and invited to keep your babies to yourself.

[papalolita]

He won't get the money, but a request for child support.

Women will sue for child support when they get knocked up by your generous donations at a sperm bank.

Also, I am surprised that there are no nurses to help jerk you off.

[ideon2]

I have a Masturbatorium at home, my bedroom lol.

[jeppep95]

Shit im to short....

[IBonedYourMom1234]

i want this job

[MrDip02]

what you need

1.a penis

2.the internet

3.lotion and napkins

4.ENJOY

[MrJustinMcdonald]

you get money for masturbating lol

[iamtheimmaculateone]

masturbatorium LOL

[iHateHackerzx]

soo funny

[Keyboard858]

(Toyota ad)You know as a youtube viewer i dont give a shit about you worrying about your son playing football.

[liloboy911808]

Yayyy for being a women! :)

[opendtuning]

please be very careful if you try this at home!!! thats a government warning...I'm afraid there is not an instruction manual for this,so I will leave you to beat out your own Rhythm at home!!!

[opendtuning]

when I last donated I saw a friend coming out of the cubical but I didn't shake his hand...anyway good luck to all you guy's giving the ol' vinegar strokes and heres to a good session!!! I wonder if the nurse at the desk is thinking to herself "Oh there's a WONKER" OOps spelling mistake...

[Delcaroll]

Wut

Ive wasted alot of money now suddenly :/

[TornTech]

masturbatorium.... lol I have one at home too

[faisal1979m]

Can sperm used in crime framing evedance to victimize someone ?

[juba1944]

LOL

[ilovmc]

wtf? u get payed for masterbaiting?

[goldeneye007662]

This video was hilarious.

[faisal1979m]

Well its forbidden in Islam to donate your sperm you can adopt an orphan if you want kids to raise but sperm donating please its a immoral thing

[dreamweaver34]

@faisal1979m it's also not permitted in christianity

[dreamweaver34]

@faisal1979m it's also not permitted in christianity

[skoz14]

masturbatorium??? i just found a new name for my room

[marston5000]

I will donate my sperm for medical urological research, but, never for fathering children.

[SuperShaneTV1]

fucking hell thats alot of Semen! 1:24

[Mspointsserver]

Millions Of Dollars Were Flushed Down My Toilet

[Roshan3L]

@Mspointsserver well i dont know about you but i swallow my millions of dollars

[datchick360]

i dont get it but wont the guy come out of the masturbatorium with a boner like stickin out lol cuz he just got finished jacking

[luciferiexcelsil]

that much work to just beat off?



[jackass122676]

@luciferiexcelsil i know right

[malaysianmetalhead]

they should hired attractive private nurses to do all the "work"

[TheChadzzup]

what else in the world is better than making money jacking off?

[nucleardeath07]

@TheChadzzup because it is very demanding. some places want two to three samples a week and you can't jack off for at least 48 hours before hand, and you have to commit for up to six months. It really can cut into your sex life and it would be almost impossible to be in a relationship with someone while doing this

[rsftwhehe]

some of these are stupid ass rules... lol

[rainshadow000]

Testube BABIES!!!!!

[Zhak7]

He wants to taste his own juice at 1:26

[via981]

i saw a Beatles book at 0:53

[fncsuks]

lmfao they pretty much are asking you to make porn videos at 1:58

[MrRagalshnagal]

Guess I can't do this. My family has arthritus, diabetes, and I'm only 5'4".

And I always secondhand smoke thanks to parents. lol.

[xxMILOTICRULEZxx]

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE WHEN HIGH SCHOOL GUYS SAY MASTURBATING IS GAY WHEN THEY KNOW THEY DO IT A LOT I AM 14 AND I DO IT LIKE CRAZY

[KamiKazeKrepe]

@xxMILOTICRULEZxx woah there . . .no one needs to know that lol

[AydanDark]

@KamiKazeKrepe MY REACTION EXACTLY! xDDDD

[MrJustinMcdonald]

@xxMILOTICRULEZxx too much information!

[Gonji]

Chronic masturbation much? Now you can get paid for it!

[Gonji]

To sum this video up: 1)Jack off into a cup 2) Donate 3) Be a millionaire. 

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

i might just sent in my tissue bin, thats got plenty in it

[mcdudly00]

err.. do u actualy cum that much like in the video?(the sperm in the cup)

[MYChemicalLyrics]

omg, i just noticed in the related videos it says how to shave your face, and there's white stuff on his face... and did anyone else notice the 'toilet plunging' at the beginning

[shartdartfart]

was this video really supposed to pursuade people to be a sperm donor?

[GiantPotato]

@shartdartfart

No, it's supposed to be sarcastic humor based on the enormous list of requirements and the real lack of payoff for the effort you have to put in to be an "eligible" donor. It's literally harder than getting into a top college/university. The profit they make from "acceptable/usable" is also not mentioned but it's absolutely massive. It's basically a steal for them. Nevermind the morally repugnant eugenics aspect of it all.

[shartdartfart]

@GiantPotato oooooooh okay.i thought this was a real tutorial

[Andybaby]

6. No self respect

7. Willingness to help a woman completely eliminate your role in your kids life.

8. No concept that kids are indeed your FLESH AND BLOOD, and that by referring to you as a 'sperm donor' , you are being duped.

[DonF72]

@Andybaby Exactly, couldn't agree more

[LordOfYahoo]

You have to be fairly good looking too

[That1sushidude]

Wtf he was holding the cup in his mouth after he jizzed in it

[DAN5675able]

@That1sushidude HES GAY

[DAN5675able]

@That1sushidude I guess he needed a taste of it

[classicjuice]

Wow they just test for HIV, so a dude with chlamydia can donate?

[sirkight1]

wooot im exactly 5"11 14 years old :[

[pikachupwnsssbb]

@sirkight1 lol faggot gtfo

[pikachupwnsssbb]

@sirkight1 lol fagg gtfo

[redsbr]

Its makes me feel a little weird that one part of the world is designing children via selective breeding, while in another part, millions of unwanted homeless children are waiting for adoption... you are a horrible human being if you subscribe to this system, and don't make me explain why.

[Dreamydre15]

Lmfao he has the cup of sperm in his friggin mouth. Ew much?

[electricbananatree]

Why is he holding the cum of cum with his mouth? It's like spilling into his mouth o_0

[HAMayoral]

@jazzscherzo What about a Puerto Rican?

[verynoname]

What's funny is that sperm banks apparently sound like they are trying to "Create" the perfect people

[OperationGeneside]

@verynoname ino im surprised they didn't ask for dick size aswell

[comedyman112]

per usable specimen ? (20% of men get selected and only 50% of samples get selected) that's a thin chance xD

[chickennuggetmobile]

1. Get a porno.

2. Go in the bathroom.

I hope you know what to do next.

[sandj777]

@chickennuggetmobile Read a book? Play checkers? Basketball? WHAT IS STEP THREE?!?!?!?!?!?!

[chickennuggetmobile]

@sandj777 Yeah... play basketball... heh...

[jonny240494]

Masturbatorium. Looool so that's what my bedroom is called

[Lindner12ewald]

GAY

[videocrack246]

too complicated for money...i jack off at home: it is equally fun and not complicated at all.

[jessicaberryuk]

mmmmm yummy

[tubeyouhells]

my gf gets six months worth in a day

[EliteZ96]

1:45 - 1:54

[PanicAtTheDisco0247]

Why the hell is he holding it in his mouth??

[washmycarplz]

Twice a week and he's tired?!

[crimsonholocaust]

I'm 5'1" and 17... this sucks. I've given 5 years worth. Bummmmer.

[wattever333]

"need not apply" does not mean "do not need to apply", it means "need to not apply".

at least 5'11? wow! why so tall? does the government want the population to become taller and taller? average height is around 5'9.

the guy has a strange shaving pattern.

the whole thing sounds like a big scam.

[cylon21921]

Sick sick sick sick mf's.

[USCUSCTrojan]

They only give guys $35-$100 for each sample but then the sperm bank sells each sample to us women for a few thousand dollars! That should be illegal. Since they don't pay the men that well the least they could do (if the men pass all the health checks) is have women put on latex gloves and stroke the men until they cum.

[Tyrfingr]

@USCUSCTrojan Lots of money goes in to all the health checks, blood and IQ tests and procedures though, the sperm bill for the woman is understandably high.

Would be cheaper if the woman who were interested in the guy who passed all tests just said "Stop by my placer later"...

[pmh632]

@Tyrfingr NO SHIT!!!

[Syvmana]

Sperm donor........It sucks.

[0503892811]

thats alot of cum

[wattever333]

@0503892811 that's true!! I had to go back and look for it, found it. 1:30

and the hand that picks it up looks disgusted.

twice a week for 6 months? jeese. boredom will be the main obstacle!

[Security98]

this sounds to good to be true

[agentbl]

I just saw an episode of Two and a half men where Charlie's ex girlfriend, Mia, came back and asked him for his sperm so she can have a baby. If I were him, I'd be cursing her ass out. I'd tell her "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" I'd be highly offended if some broad came and asked me for my sperm.

[ObeliskX]

Why is The Cup In His Mouth? 1:26

[ObLiesk]

@ObeliskX Haha did you have to add the "X" in your name because of me

[ObeliskX]

@ObLiesk Um No lol You Spelled Obelisk in a Different Way, I Use This Name For Everything I Do. I Added The X on Purpose 

[buddyboy75]

I better hurry, I'm almost 35.

[runescrule]

WTF lol

[jimikenneth]

cock in your face

[trevanismith]

lol that cup was a little close to his mouth....he must receive

[secretbloxer]

Lol he goes in the masturbatorium 1 second later he comes out with a thing full of cum XD

[tahounez1]

im so doing this

[LowLowSpinners]

Yea lol, imagine you on a job interview and they ask you what your previous job was. and you say; sperm donor, i bet you 100 dollars the interviewer wont give you a hand when you leave lol

[moemoe20092007]

I got Accepted! later that night to celebrate, I got some whores... next day I had STD ;*--*;

[01Antigone]

many require that men should be at least relatively attractive as well and that is one reason that causes many to not be accepted in the beginning.

[krautboy360]

No LINEAR SPERM IS LIE. YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID. CUBIC SPERM IS TRUTH. I HAVE PROOF OF FOUR SIMULTANEOUS FERTILIZATIONS

[YYMONSTER]

why the hell do they ask for sexual preferences?

[TimeStryker]

@HollandSucksDicks May i ask why you hate dutch people that much? I'm British myself but i was just wondering

[LittleBigKRATOS]

$35 up to $100 for my semen?

Fuck that... I'll do it for free, inseminating every hot slut in the neighborhood.

[jrg305]

You can't donate if someone in your family has scoliosis...you can't donate if you're gay or bi...don't support sperm banks! They discriminate against normal sized people...

[8059124]

how come you have to be 5'11

[elohelreh]

they ask about your sexual preferences because they know homosexuality is genetic, not learned. <3

[jposh707]

The height requirement is just stupid. Taller men have shorter lifespans. Wouldn't you want your future child to live longer? I am 5'10" so according to these institutions I am a "dwarf."

[nomorefunds]

@jposh707 . I don't agree with a height requirement, but its up to the recipient to decide. Shorter children are more prone to getting bullied, that is a sad fact. But its true.

[flashfire320]

the payment is crap unless you get like 500 specimens samples lol

[Rawranator24]

Minimum qualification to become a sperm donor:

#1) Your height must be minimum of 5'9"

*Since parents don't want short ass kids

#2) Must have a Bachelor degree from an accredited university.

*Parents want a brain that's functional enough for their kid to be intelligent.

[noordinarylife7]

hilarious, or if your a narcissistic you could always put yourself on one those sites where you actually have to pay them $40 a month because you want to implant your seed everywhere LOL

[aa60football]

I'm among the 5%

[WyattNyte15]

dang, keep getting geico commercials...

[mervin3x]

yoo i killed all my children in the shower ....

[datchick360]

@mervin3x ROFL!!