ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
a kid this age saying these jokes is not that funny because he still has his inocents. but if he was a little older ( good man) he waould rather see her bare but still things like that wait until marridge
@casperelle1 ...what? how does any of that have to do with the video? wait until marriage? hey, i'm old fashioned and i also believe it should wait, BUT that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the comedy routine.
a kid this age saying these jokes is not that funny because he still has his inocents. but if he was a little older ( good man) he waould rather see her bare
if ur reading this u cant go back there was a dad who got pissed couse he got layed off so he went home took a knife than went to his 13 year old daughter and slit her neck! if ur reading this and dont forward to 10 vids the 13 year old girl be sitting on the endge of the bed waiting for tha when u wake up who ever takes care of u will find u in the tube full of blood with ur throat slit and than the 13 year old girl will come to who ever takes care of u so hurry dont be the that unlucky one
This is the result of a failed comedian attempting to live his dream through his child. It's all very scripted and I got the impression the kid didn't even understand half the jokes himself. And to top it off, they weren't original jokes.
@djtimwright I beg to differ actually. He actually does understand the jokes, and it is obviously scripted. A comedian doesn't go on stage and make up the jokes on the spot in a talent show. they prepare earlier then say them.
Of course they do, but they don't deliver it as if they're reading from a script. This just doesn't sound natural at all. And this is most likely to be scripted by the failed parent, not the kid.
@djtimwright They dont have to be to be a comedian he's a kid he wanted to follow his dreams n he did till he got to the end he's still got time to make it properly come true
@trithorns did u understand tht he liked the comedy act but he buzzed cus of his singing, did u not here them say they wer gunna fire the producer. watch the whole vid b4 u make urself look stupid
@theredbox1001 haha wow if that's not jealously leaking out of your ass i dont know what it is. grow the fuck up and learn to appreciates others' success..
I dint know if he's crying or he's hella nervous cause he's stuttering and it sounded like he was begging for mercy when he said please vote but I like the kid he's funny :)
doesn't anyone notice that he wasn't trying to make anyone laugh when he said "it was in KFC across the road from the hotel im staying in" or "the producer told me to sing"!!!!!
I think the buzzing is counterproductive. A lot of acts save their impressive aspects for the end, like a comedian setting up the punchline. The buzzing cuts them short without seeing their whole performance as intended, and also distracts them.
Simon Cowell's such a prick to Jake Pratt. He shouldn't have hit that buzzer. Tsk, tsk!
wahinesurfergirl 6 days ago
does he remind anyone else of the kid in stuart little?
muccigucci248 1 week ago
688 people are producers who got fired.
scottabreitbarth 1 week ago
Aw he looked like he was gonna cry after Simon buzzed him ):
XpurplepeopleeaterXX 1 week ago
ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
ENTERRAPTURE20 2 weeks ago
i HATE HIM! i was going to be the youngest comedian!!!!!!!!!!!! drop dead 10 year old gay
yofoy24 2 weeks ago
He has awesome talent I hope he becomes very sucssesful
crystalwoods100 3 weeks ago
Awww lol
Hzlflm96 3 weeks ago
Gosh, haters, get a life hes only 10
RacoonDX 3 weeks ago
I am laugh so much that I started to cry, he is so cool that kid :)
WilliamGruberMusic 3 weeks ago 2
he looks terrified at the end cute little kid :3
juniperlei 3 weeks ago
1:37! LMAO it WOULD be Simon! xD
chafaman123 3 weeks ago
Piers, is very proffesional at his work :)
AkramanWoW 4 weeks ago
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ventriloquistsisters 4 weeks ago
hahah this kid is awesome
bbm964 4 weeks ago
GAY
SubTraining 4 weeks ago
Sorry but.. lame..
thethethetheluis 4 weeks ago
Awww at the end he was so nervous and nearly crying <3
GlovingSecret 1 month ago
X X X
vekify 1 month ago
He looks like the kid from stuart little
vanessalaclassy 1 month ago 5
@vanessalaclassy its funny because he does!
imaginemug 1 month ago
i love him i just want to hug him! it made me quite un-easy when he was shaking at the end..i think he is weeping
NoneUsernameUsed 1 month ago
lmao owned simon like a boss.
gabby1988 1 month ago
lol
TheHardcoreskaters 1 month ago
fucking simon ;-)
alex291212 1 month ago
Chicken Little..?
XxSarahT8xX 1 month ago
this kid is a total douchebag
jamelmektoub 1 month ago
love it he is so cute i dont like you simon
brezzy331 1 month ago
he's cute but anyone could put his kid and find some good jokes...
PhantomDharak2 2 months ago
wtf is with the singing...?
grootgirl7 2 months ago
I'm12 and I could never build up the courage what he just did! :D Amazing!
EvilReser12 2 months ago 30
WRRRRRRRRT
The buzzer sound is 10X funnier. Oh well kids got balls for doing it. Kids just aren't funny. Not his fault, life hasn't shit on him enough yet.
JerFhilm 2 months ago
simon is just like a bit wierd shhhhhhhh........
oyalovessoccer24 2 months ago
why do simon always press the botton?
ThaMrFailer 2 months ago
@ThaMrFailer Because he wants to.
EvilReser12 2 months ago
Pants*
MrBeastmode1230 2 months ago
The whole time he looked like he shut his panta
MrBeastmode1230 2 months ago
@MrBeastmode1230
1) He's 10 years old
2) He was nervous (as would anyone be)
3) you're pathetic and ought to go and get a life instead of bullying 10 year olds
DerryRhumba95 2 months ago 3
its good to know he wanted to follow his dreams
Livethelifeyouget 2 months ago
Wait... this was comedy?
brandonS911 2 months ago
guess woh... woh... i'm in trouble with... -clicks close window-
marimolaughs 2 months ago
@marimolaughs LLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMFAAAAOOOO
DbzFighter02 2 months ago
Help me fuck your tight little asshole!!! NIGGER CUNT TWAT FUCKER!!
thegunclub123 3 months ago
a kid this age saying these jokes is not that funny because he still has his inocents. but if he was a little older ( good man) he waould rather see her bare but still things like that wait until marridge
casperelle1 3 months ago
@casperelle1 ...what? how does any of that have to do with the video? wait until marriage? hey, i'm old fashioned and i also believe it should wait, BUT that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the comedy routine.
acermonm 2 months ago
a kid this age saying these jokes is not that funny because he still has his inocents. but if he was a little older ( good man) he waould rather see her bare
casperelle1 3 months ago
a kid this age saying these jokes is not that funny because he still has his inocents he does not need to be saying things like this.
casperelle1 3 months ago
ahh........ britain has no comedians, bcuz they dont suck at talking
MrMasta23 3 months ago
the illuminati is probably going to kill this kid. "The producers told me to do it."
TheChai0628 3 months ago
YOU NEARLEY MADE HIM CRY
arak73kingi 3 months ago
if i got on live shows id just pull out a dildo and chase the judges with them lol
Follovvth3dream 3 months ago
Screw how funny heis, he's adorible!! >w<
firewalker303 3 months ago
2:49
:D
SelGomezFan00011 3 months ago
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pjishomo 3 months ago
XD
juggalettetillidie2 3 months ago
yatzi!
cookieheart100 3 months ago
Simon on his period again.
Mark6024 3 months ago
dudeman at 1:22 is preparing for lift-off
DWB25 3 months ago 3
Shit!
WilfredTrinder 3 months ago
when that kid kept blinking, i thought he was gunna cry
VitoTV1 3 months ago
Little Perv at 1:09
epicsparksfly 3 months ago
not funny at all ! shite, voice goes through me
MrTalentshow2011 3 months ago
This kid is not funny =/
JimBobSquarePants999 3 months ago
this little kid is a smart ass
arvasiac 3 months ago 3
Boooo
BigBubba8410 3 months ago
ii just wanna smack his nose
oribina 3 months ago
WHY WAS HE NOT IN HARRY POTTER!!!!
DoctorSargeMD 3 months ago 84
I LOVE HIM,HE IS SOO CUTE, AND HE MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!
selenarocks1017 3 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahhaha 1:21 that guys face, wtf
BennyTheDirector 3 months ago
simon, get your arm away from amanda, she is waaaaayyy out of your leaugue
NatStap18 4 months ago
I really like this kid his really funny
kevinht324 4 months ago
wait 10 more years and u got one of worlds best stand up guy!!
M15H420 4 months ago
Dice... eeehhhhhhh!
Edubbplate 4 months ago
LOL
LivetoDrum100 4 months ago
he freaking cute and funny
1217cheesecake 4 months ago
cute cute
SweeetKyChick 4 months ago
Dude... he doesent even understand his own jokes i think ..
marinuskristof 4 months ago
I dont get all the dislike this kid is funnier then some of the adult comedian who tried too hard.
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if ur reading this u cant go back there was a dad who got pissed couse he got layed off so he went home took a knife than went to his 13 year old daughter and slit her neck! if ur reading this and dont forward to 10 vids the 13 year old girl be sitting on the endge of the bed waiting for tha when u wake up who ever takes care of u will find u in the tube full of blood with ur throat slit and than the 13 year old girl will come to who ever takes care of u so hurry dont be the that unlucky one
xxRikarlaxx 4 months ago
That kid.. Omfg.. he made my day<3
TheDropdeadscream 4 months ago
Lol he is funny and he is talented admitted guys he is talented
Q8thekiller 4 months ago
omg, 666 dislikes!
knorieworiebobsnor 4 months ago
hes gonna be a professional
WebkinzElitePenguin 4 months ago
@mrPeeweepickle That might be because he is the little boy out of nativity!!
tay91000 4 months ago
والله الولد فلــه ^^^
SuperDedo77 4 months ago 2
This is the result of a failed comedian attempting to live his dream through his child. It's all very scripted and I got the impression the kid didn't even understand half the jokes himself. And to top it off, they weren't original jokes.
djtimwright 4 months ago 53
@djtimwright I beg to differ actually. He actually does understand the jokes, and it is obviously scripted. A comedian doesn't go on stage and make up the jokes on the spot in a talent show. they prepare earlier then say them.
DbzFighter02 2 months ago
@DbzFighter02
Of course they do, but they don't deliver it as if they're reading from a script. This just doesn't sound natural at all. And this is most likely to be scripted by the failed parent, not the kid.
djtimwright 2 months ago
@djtimwright Mmm, i guess i can see where your coming from.
DbzFighter02 2 months ago
@djtimwright They dont have to be to be a comedian he's a kid he wanted to follow his dreams n he did till he got to the end he's still got time to make it properly come true
Livethelifeyouget 2 months ago
aw he was like crying...cutie pie
LuckyFeathers23 5 months ago
Remember when mj molested kids but,no evidence well,heres evidence...
moneshmahtani 5 months ago
@moneshmahtani Corey Feldman was and still is evidence.
JerFhilm 2 months ago
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trithorns 5 months ago
@trithorns did u understand tht he liked the comedy act but he buzzed cus of his singing, did u not here them say they wer gunna fire the producer. watch the whole vid b4 u make urself look stupid
RoqueBro1 4 months ago
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trithorns 4 months ago
@trithorns wow ur funny... in a stupid way but stil lol
RoqueBro1 4 months ago
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trithorns 4 months ago
@trithorns good no1 wants to read them anyway
RoqueBro1 4 months ago
Pedobear is coming for you ...
SanguinaryBlackmoore 5 months ago
he is like the wee boy out of nativity!
MrPeeweepickle 5 months ago
I do not like it at all does not have any kids funny jokes
PDonius 5 months ago
he is the "Chiken Little"? sry auyhyayhauyhuyha i can't resist.
lsmbird 5 months ago
I absolutely adore the brave little children, u go Simon!!!
emc259 5 months ago 3
lol i only liked the first one.
TheSquelzy 5 months ago
This is stupid! Its not comedy and its not funny! and the singing was HORRIBLE!!
TalentJudgeCoach 5 months ago
@TalentJudgeCoach only because i 7 year old is funnier than and got more bottle to gon on stage infront 1000s of fans, more than you W***ER
homesandaways 5 months ago
I actually think that he has a good singing voice :D
Ilovelokihyde 5 months ago
lol press 0 for gay
pcklmaster 5 months ago
@theredbox1001 haha wow if that's not jealously leaking out of your ass i dont know what it is. grow the fuck up and learn to appreciates others' success..
grandmastersmith 5 months ago
simon sucks i hate him he is a hater lol jake pratt his funny as crap
unicornz4eva22 5 months ago
omagosh. i effing hate kids but i love this lil guy! haha
flintstake 5 months ago
Do he write his own material? :O
AtomicAimer 5 months ago
AHHH SIMON BUZZED A KID SIMON BUZZED A KID WHAT A TROLL HOW DARE HE OMG
LightlyLexi 5 months ago
@theredbox1001 Yes .. If You Don't Agree Then Deal With It .. That Is My Opinion
nelyall99 5 months ago
your just a dick head he has the confident to go up there and put on a perfomance like that well done to him and screw you
ILoveRihannaNDubs 5 months ago
not funny
husseinederland 5 months ago
Boo *tomato*
ice0cream0bunny4321 5 months ago
hes not funny for shit idk how simon passed him
frigda0808 5 months ago
Theredbox he's only 8 and yes he is very funny yes u r jealous and u will never be that funny
superbranster 6 months ago
Too Cute!!
Prettycrab13 6 months ago
Just because you are a kid doesn't give you an exemption from criticism.
THIS KID IS BORING.
Drakecageful 6 months ago
he is less amuseing than a piece of shit
lisabob22 6 months ago
And simon is his usual dick headed self.
Mark6024 6 months ago
he seems like those little stuck up kids, but cute
TheDellanator 6 months ago
green balloon club :L
MrsNoelFieldingXo 6 months ago
he is shit
lewie895 6 months ago
When she said she remembered the jokes, she meant she used them herself in life because they were good. It was a compliment.
jotham97 6 months ago
he wont stop blinking it's making me blink too loool
tenoriokelvin69 6 months ago
awwwwww 2 cute
MOENUU640 6 months ago
hes ten i thought he was 6 or 7
holdenpwr 6 months ago
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnn lol
TheSomeonesgirl 6 months ago
that is fucking priceless XD
xxxl0vzpinkbuneezxxx 6 months ago
thumbs up if he looks like the kid from shake it up shikago o.o
the nerd kid >.>
CrazyDiabloo 6 months ago
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CrazyDiabloo 6 months ago
Wait, he's TEN?
Whoaaa, he's TINY.
starcre8erify 6 months ago
Aw...
starcre8erify 6 months ago
I dint know if he's crying or he's hella nervous cause he's stuttering and it sounded like he was begging for mercy when he said please vote but I like the kid he's funny :)
chosengeneration605 6 months ago
smart kid! keep it up!
itut2munay2 6 months ago
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That kid is fucking adorable<3
nelyall99 6 months ago 91
@nelyall99 his name is four eyes ::)
UrbanSk8ing321 5 months ago
@UrbanSk8ing321 Oh .. &&' Yours In Douchebag.?
nelyall99 5 months ago
@nelyall99 no not really
UrbanSk8ing321 5 months ago
- Simon's face at 2:50 ....LOL!! That made me laugh my head off
- And 4:23 ... "the producer said i should.." LMAO!!
- 4:34 ... "how about we fire the producer?" .. I feel sorry for the guy... well... almost! Haha
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LadyTheresa1 6 months ago
doesn't anyone notice that he wasn't trying to make anyone laugh when he said "it was in KFC across the road from the hotel im staying in" or "the producer told me to sing"!!!!!
MrRelentlessBoy 6 months ago
Hahaha he's so adorable!!!!!!! He amkes me laugh which is very hard to do :) I quite enjoy him
HeartShapeGlasses007 6 months ago
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HeartShapeGlasses007 6 months ago
Ahaha well then why did u sing? Becoz the produces said to. Lol
glittery4life 6 months ago
I think the buzzing is counterproductive. A lot of acts save their impressive aspects for the end, like a comedian setting up the punchline. The buzzing cuts them short without seeing their whole performance as intended, and also distracts them.
linkofhyrule7 6 months ago
And look, he got to play Michael in Billy Elliot. So beat that Simon!!!!!!
smartsingingurl 6 months ago
who is robert
MeridianWings 6 months ago
simon is gay
rockmooncool 6 months ago
hes gay
rockmooncool 6 months ago
I didn't mean to be mean in my last comment, seriously i didn't.
I was trying to say that Lee evans and jake pratt are both great comedians.
But I was just saying I like Lee evans a bit better, i'm not saying why.
But that doesn't mean i don't like jake, please don't get mad.
yoshi3794 7 months ago
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@yoshi3794 don't worry about other people getting mad at your comments, that's what trolls do.
yaoi4evandnevayuri 6 months ago
well done from him and that for a 10 year old boy.go on like that jake
MrWestelboy 7 months ago
He sucks.
776Bryan 7 months ago
He is sort of funny, but I have seen better.
Like, try watching my favourite comedian, watch lee evans.
Then watch jake again, and think to yaself...."who's better?"
yoshi3794 7 months ago
this kid is embarrassing
realword27 7 months ago
Hahahahahahaha
TheSuperSoccerStar21 7 months ago
Hahahahahahhaha
TheSuperSoccerStar21 7 months ago
he has some serious potential
Rorix9 7 months ago
keep holding 5 hes exploding
HeeDaarHoi 7 months ago
ofcaurse simon says no.. man i hated him
friendlypeople00 7 months ago
Blink.blink.blink.......
BraxtonCA 7 months ago
Wtf piers was on this in UK? He was nice. I recently saw Americas got talent with piers and he was an ass like a wanna be simon. Stupid tv producers.
sin1st3rkilla 7 months ago
haha the last part...
LittleSunshine71 7 months ago
This kid is a total prat.
16MattC 7 months ago
this kid rocks
mrperfection12345 7 months ago 2
he sooo tiny nd cuteee i jst want to squeeze him
nickistar612 7 months ago 2
i love your jokes and i think you were a really good singer keep it up loll
Danielleo328 7 months ago
WTF at 1:23 that fat guy looks like hes riding a dildo LMFAO
Einmyman 7 months ago
Mary had a little lamb she also had a bear ive seen the little lamb I would ratherr see her BARE haha that was funny lol i lmfao
TheMatthewA 7 months ago 2
@TheMatthewA ikr i loled
zelly7azul 7 months ago
gay!!!
dominator756 7 months ago
The funniest part of that act was the kids hair.
mushman124 7 months ago
He makes me laugh more than Michael Mcintyre, though that doesn't really say much.
LordWedgewood 7 months ago
The chocolates didn't work.
BabyElefantBear 7 months ago
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BabyElefantBear 7 months ago
keep pressing 7 lol
ilike2cheatatgames 7 months ago
simon made him cry idiot
ilike2cheatatgames 7 months ago
He is only funny cuz his young haha
abdi5501boone 7 months ago