Dorkly Bits: Rampage Apology

[MrWolframagnum]

which game is this

[YouNube5]

@MrWolframagnum Rampage.

[darkzhero895]

@cadcsa Women get breaks because we're gonna need them in the kitchen later on :3

[ThriceDice]

There's a life lesson in here somewhere.

[Luxai]

One of the kind of so called "justice" that no one wants.

[Fomortiis0]

@Luxai except women ;)

[Luxai]

@Fomortiis0 haha, no, believe me, most of them are tired of being sex symbols.

[cadcsa]

Women get all the breaks

[halfmanhalfmetal]

nerd logic

[scorpzero5]

i have this game in ps2 3D

[djkoz78]

So Very True...

[ff2paladin]

Sarah's hottest role yet....

[gator159]

true story 

[subscropion]

STAND DOWN YOU 51 DISLIKERS!!!!

[Chaft015]

what a biotch.

[RamenAwesomeNoodles]

Ah, it's great to be a man...sometimes...

[MrRunindry]

[American Judicial system in a nutshell]

[starkiller1289]

so she could control her actions and is/isn't sorry also destroyed more of the city.

He could not control his actions and is sorry also destroyed less of the city.

He gets electric chair and she gets off. Yeah that's fair. -_-

[chwenhoou]

XD

[Treyworld]

Double standards. A female's ultimate weapon and a male's worst nightmare.

[KickaboutTV]

remove.... that hands..

[Gigigiritina]

I thought I was the only one who played rampage

[LoveMyUnusual]

Damn, that sucks

[DestinyMagus07]

This was awesome!

[VGAfanatic]

I'm sure any honest man would react the same way. XD

[Onionality]

kiss up...

[marioandsonic3339]

a sad reailty of movies cartoons etc. Women get away with more than men

[TROPHYEARNER]

Bros over hoes, SOLDIER! Get your actions straight!

Also, fall nine stories naked and survive.

[Pegasus09871]

he is sexist. he is a B**** to guys

[poboc12]

this is a real game?

[strombada]

@poboc12 Rampage? It was a classic three player arcade game back in the late 80's, early 90's.

[TheManiacbiscuit]

Me on a drunken night out...

[SkrullinDas123]

sexism at its finest. love it.

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

@SkrullinDas123 She WAS totally naked. What would you have done?

[SkrullinDas123]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 she would of gotten FUCKED

[ShadowdaHedgie11]

@SkrullinDas123 So yeah, not much different from what the soldier was thinking.

[SkrullinDas123]

@ShadowdaHedgie11 and the 51 people who thumbed up my last comment :D

[Lushimi1]

story of life.

[micelda1]

@thegoldenfox828 ik it's just fricking sh** stupid

[WafflesFromHeaven]

@micelda1 No, he said Duh because you just stated the obvious, dumbass

[ScarabGun]

MISS THIS GAME

[TheSuperGamefreak]

I feel like these rampage guys should be in the next Smash Bros.

[Firegodot]

yo soldier bros before ho's E.E

[micelda1]

Omg the guy is fucking not srry for a dude but he likes a naked girl

[thegoldenfox828]

@micelda1 ......Duh.......

[humilisadvena]

@itsmynameok "Pinko Commie?" Who the fuck says that anymore? Do your grandkids know that you're using their computer, old man?

[sammyrandomocity3]

sarah from college humor!

[Cruciferian]

...ha.....

[Savic]

typical average american/canadian male...what am i talking about! I'm a guy too! T_T dammit...>.>....F***...*leaves the average joe category and joins the Old Spice Guy*

[ribinfo]

please do a earthworm jim one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[camobeast100]

Ape guy: Josh Ruben

Soldier: Sam Reich

Lizard girl: Sarah Schneider

[sucrilhus]

@camobeast100

I couldn't recognize Josh and Sam, only Sarah.

Good ears!

[MarkusHomer]

@camobeast100: Sarah Schneider from CH? :D

[aczom2]

@camobeast100 Ape's name is George, Lizard is Eliza. In the newer games there are 29 more... but forget it

[camobeast100]

@aczom2 I was talking about the voice actors.

[gekkokkid]

lol omg hahahahahah XD

[therunes100]

eating entire families... lol

[xCommandaOfKoolaidx]

does sarah from college humor do the girl voice?

[imurbrain87]

anyoen know were i can play this game online? PLS this game brings back memories..

[linux750]

ugh....policemen do this kinda shit all the time.

[itsmynameok]

@linux750 so does your mother you pinko commy hippy

[FarmerMoon]

Gave me the weirdest boner for some reason

[xmenfan07]

@FarmerMoon HAHAHAHAHA!!! I can fix that for you ;)

[robertsfunny1995]

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a sign on the prison saying "boobies must be THIS small to be arrested, otherwise, are you doing anything later?"

[LOLHICRONO]

so true.

[xmenfan07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

American men and naked women..... How typical

[lionskull1]

@xmenfan07 its not like any man from any nationality wouldnt do that

[lazydog223]

And this my children is a fine example of the phrase "double standards"

[codBlackOPS58]

Lmao i would do that

[roxas2069]

the sad thing is that would really happen

[MrNamegame]

@roxas2069 why would it? if it's some 2012 bullcrap, no offense, but saying the world is going to end to me is like telling me the difference between a cheeseburger and a concrete bridge!

[roxas2069]

@MrNamegame i ment the man and women thing

[MrNamegame]

@roxas2069 oh. sorry 'bout that, thought you meant the monster part. but that police officer was a real peice of crap, was he?

[roxas2069]

@MrNamegame its kool and ya he was oh and about that 2012 thin i think its a load of bull shit to.

[MrNamegame]

@roxas2069 yeah...the mayans are full of diareah, if that's how you spell it...anyway, i think that the world isn't going to end, but is just going to change majorly! let's hope it's for the better!

[6425gorda]

what a fuckin idiot also,asks her if she's sorry when she said "it was AWESOME",of course she aint sorry.

[ClockGusher]

@6425gorda thats the joke dumbass

[6425gorda]

@ClockGusher i KNOW,fuckin idiot and i get it and it was funny for me. you fuckin idiot like i didnt know that was the joke,every dorkly bits video is supposed to be funny.

[HaninatorForthewin]

@teletubeless Typical GUY.

[kidlink4OoT]

@teletubeless Its tipeka or something I dont know what he said but its not american talliban noob

[2ndtolastunusedname]

@kidlink4OoT I hate to side with someone who pretends "typical american soldier" means anything, but the soldier probably said "Topeka", a city in Kansas and the first Rampage.

[syketo]

@teletubeless shut up eurofag.

[runescape1sux]

@teletubeless who says thats american?

[xoleslieanne]

@runescape1sux

The soldier mentioned they were in Topeka

[guitarsrock92]

@teletubeless Typical ignorant eurofag.

[icarothomas]

@teletubeless sad but true, bro, sad but true

[37pokeman]

@teletubeless cumguzzler

[tjerr08]

@teletubeless Fuck you

[SchlagersLager]

@teletubeless how many American soldiers have you actually met?

[Shumankingsnake]

our society may have some strong double-standards but thats a little to extreme then again if it wasn't so radical it wouldn't be so funny

[TheSuperiorJam]

is that sarah?



[GothicHorror10]

@TheSuperiorJam Yep, Dorkly is the sister site of Collegehumor

[SakuraMoonflower]

@TheSuperiorJam It's Liz, lol.

[chowderrox109]

SAAAARRRAAAAHHHHH

[masbma]

what lousy 2 top comments...

[smaug131]

@masbma I agree :P

[LuciferAmadeus]

@masbma oh, the irony

[masbma]

@LuciferAmadeus yeah xD

[Chayraz2]

@masbma I agree with this lousy top comment.

[masbma]

@Chayraz2 xD nice one

[twcoursolle]

@masbma Ironically,you're one of them.

[Supernoxus]

@masbma

You are right.

[MrGameSecrets]

@masbma with you in them yeah

[DiamondGameplay]

stand down you murdurer - BONK :DDDD

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Mwhahahahaha!!!!!

[lishabear5]

This reminds me of why I love having boobs. :D

[Sinspiration]

@lishabear5 You are so lucky >_>

[DavidDHismyname]

The voice of the lizard sounds like Sarah from collegehumor.

[smoluk1]

please make a movie of Rampage

[KittyMan61]

I know but it reminds me how guys can't break the law, but girls can

[Shadowking640]

I wouldn't mind being a giant monster....i'd actually enjoy it.

[elptorq]

ahhhh!!! the power of  VAJINA.

[KittyMan61]

Dude, your not supposed to reflect off of real life

[UltimateShadow10]

@KittyMan61, why not? Its funny.

[SUPERBILLY3D]

Why does it always come out this way when a womans naked? o.0 Wait! Why am i asking this? I would totally let a girl off the hook if she was nude!

[noregrets92]

@SUPERBILLY3D

well, let her off the hook on certain conditions! ;) *rape face*

[SUPERBILLY3D]

@noregrets92 You sir disgust me! *Translation* So F***ing true >:D

[JoMaOtOr]

Oh god, so unfair... but funny... X3

[UserUnfriendly21]

It's just like divorce! Military Guy = Judge

[DoctahDizzle]

LMAO...

[BubsSubaru360]

What a nice parody, it's a good video and a perfect metaphor for American life.

[Scarredgraymouse]

@BubsSubaru360 hey it's not like people choose to be born here.

[BubsSubaru360]

@Scarredgraymouse That's not what I meant; America is a great place to live. The metaphor I am speaking of is how attractive women can essentially do whatever they want while men get screwed.

[phantomjawwad1]

@BubsSubaru360 I couldnt agree more!

[Scarredgraymouse]

@BubsSubaru360 oh...well, gotta remember, overweight women get screwed (in a bad way lol) while guys can be 300+ and be just fine T_T

[J5MARLON]

The monsters name are George(ape) Ralph(wolf) Lizzie(lizard)

[amosallami01]

Stupid motherf*cker.

[filirocks]

SARAH!!!!!!!!



[captainrexproduction]

The ape guy sounds like burnie from rooster teeth.

[TheMIKEY400]

lololololololololololooolololo­lol >:[ ]

[ExecuteRobot]

Sometimes I wonder whether these videos are supposed to be taken as jokes, or social commentary.

[Trisrocks13]

The blonde lizard chick was Sarah!

[1kimale]

FAIL

[mangomon23]

36 people got their brains mutated and didn't know what they were doing.

[tsaiwayne98]

STAY DOWN,MURDER!!

[supersonic13231]

i bet the soldier was being nice to her just to get with her

[TheGamesphere]

@supersonic13231

*Facepalm*

...kind of the idea....

[djkilldozer]

@supersonic13231 Thanks eagle eye.

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

damn i've seen this happen too much times in real life.

[robertsfunny1995]

@hollywoodjokerpicalo Where?

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

@robertsfunny1995 I ment just getting in trouble and chicks getting away with it.

[robertsfunny1995]

@hollywoodjokerpicalo I know, you actually witnessed a girl getting away with something that a dude got busted for?

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

@robertsfunny1995 in middle school the pervert colege age after school coachs would let the girls get away smoking and being loud and shit. even back talking them.

[danny77666]

thats life for you lol if your a hot naked chick you can get away with anything

[robertsfunny1995]

@danny77666 Course you might have to put up with some sexual harassment.

[danny77666]

@robertsfunny1995 well might as well enjoy it right :D

[robertsfunny1995]

@danny77666 You mean the rights to come and go as you please?

[danny77666]

@robertsfunny1995 pretty much

[robertsfunny1995]

@DVDjulienk2 Look away with no interest. Similar with what I'd do with a naked man, only with a naked man I'd be a bit more hasty to look away.

[robertsfunny1995]

WOW that was sexist. XD

[TheSuperGamefreak]

at least they renamed the vid so people stopped getting confused.

Now SHUT UP!

[saxysaxophonist]

girl actor= sarah.

god i would just do her voice....

[jolzers]

title correction FTW! we can replace the top comments now :D

[FireflyYoshi]

Mario bros had nothing to do with this WTF? Lol

[robertsfunny1995]

Lol that was sexist. Like that time on that fake game show where that one guy had done everything he was supposed to do, except he had to live with raccoons until he was 18 and he was 2 years off, so they gave it to the woman even though she did nothing right.

[Raveman01]

they changed the title now!

[axel9292]

Sadly, this is how society today works...

[robertsfunny1995]

@axel9292 What if the cop's a girl?

[SilverNinjaUmbreon]

not only is this our government, this is also like my everyday life.....

[mansito8]

chicks before dicks!

[Torterra625]

Ok, I'll be the first to say this: His name is George! Not f**king Mario!!!

[Torterra625]

Epilouge:

Guy: So, uh.. you wanna have sex right here, right now?

Lizzie: You got protection?

Guy: I got a rubber glove

Lizzie: Works for me!

(Lizze jumps guy and both fall to the ground kissing)

[spinemelter2000]

0:56 makes him look like he has feces on his left leg

[dm1415]

thats how our cops work here ... let go the chicks and get the guys ..

[Thehouseoffail]

Also Sarah form collegehumor.

[tossitupman]

Its a good thing people dont take minute long snippets too seriously ..

[CuleBai]

Its called rampage apology where is teh mario in that >.<

@CuleBai I think they removed the word Mario. It used to be named Mario's Rampage Apology