this game was as true to life as climbing my own stairs... with my thumbs. no one has ever beaten it... but one man... who beat it. his name? michael jackson.
I was beta-testing this game a few years ago in the oval-office, when the damndest thing happened. One of my interns, Ms. Lewinsky, came up and asked me to stick a cigar in her vagina! Nice! A++++ --William Jefferson Clinton
I was wearing my over-played three wolf shirt while playing this and then the wolfs came to life and one of them jumped out of my shirt so I now only have a two wolf shirt.
But it should, if there is any justice in the world. You could probably code it and have it on the Market before Apple lets you release this on the App Store.
Awesome o.O
Scykei 1 year ago
This game melted my face... twice! Thank you Stair Climber, now my skin is plastic-y smooth.
jstyga 2 years ago
I heard that Chuck Norris was the real designer of this game. That's why it's so freakin' awesome.
squidgirl69 2 years ago
this game was as true to life as climbing my own stairs... with my thumbs. no one has ever beaten it... but one man... who beat it. his name? michael jackson.
superbang 2 years ago
Stair Climber 2 gave me a new outlook on life!
benjorino 2 years ago
Holy Sh@%!! Best game EVER!!
EvilMofoShelley 2 years ago
Excellent use of Comic Sans!
Apoc2K 2 years ago 4
I played Stair Climber 2 and found Osama bin Laden! Thanks, SC2!
ikidd3123 2 years ago 4
I played Stair Climber 2 and My penis grew 2 inches larger! Thank you Stair Climber 2!
Ryb0 2 years ago 4
Stairclimber 2 once punched me in the face...and i liked it. here's to stairclimber 2!!!
logicalriot 2 years ago 3
awesome game!
Morcaradhras 2 years ago
A really hot girl saw me playing this game while I was on the bus and thought it looked awesome! Now we are happily married!
flashflores 2 years ago 5
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Don't waste your time. The final level is unwinnable.
cornponious 2 years ago
Stairclimber 2 invented FPS.
Cheepn1s 2 years ago 3
Are there any achievements? Put in achievements and I'll jump all over this.
ShinyClown 2 years ago 2
FAIL ! !
NarwhalBacon 2 years ago
I doubt it can be better than Stair climber 1... That game set all kinds of benchmarks...
newtsfactor 2 years ago 2
I was beta-testing this game a few years ago in the oval-office, when the damndest thing happened. One of my interns, Ms. Lewinsky, came up and asked me to stick a cigar in her vagina! Nice! A++++ --William Jefferson Clinton
androgenousandy 2 years ago
I was wearing my over-played three wolf shirt while playing this and then the wolfs came to life and one of them jumped out of my shirt so I now only have a two wolf shirt.
playgraph 2 years ago 2
I had to go to the emergency room after playing for 6 straight hours. Somehow this game blessed me with the stigmata.
gdickinsense 2 years ago
sick game
llillillillillllill 2 years ago
Tried to run this on my computer, needs at least an i7 :(
youknuckle 2 years ago
I was playing this game on the bus and then these two hotties came up and just started ripping their clothes off when they saw it.
A+++++++++
Tiwehc 2 years ago 8
hi reddit
battlesnake99 2 years ago
this cured my hemorrhoids, but gave me a yeast infection
PicklesReallySuck 2 years ago 3
HAHA!!
THEREALghostlaced 2 years ago
I was blind and now I can see, THANK YOU STAIR CLIMBER 2!
netfaux 2 years ago 7
Incredible.
mylifeisabiglie 2 years ago
any HD screen shots?
MagnusOstergren 2 years ago
this is dumb
mariahee 2 years ago
This game cured my AIDS! 5 Stars would do business again.
caderday 2 years ago 4
Gee, guess Droid DOESN'T Stairclimber 2.
But it should, if there is any justice in the world. You could probably code it and have it on the Market before Apple lets you release this on the App Store.
lossfound 2 years ago
Sir, here is a check with my name on it. write down any number on this piece of paper and i will pay it.
Meejoe27 2 years ago 5
Please make an Android version.
Moegopher 2 years ago
How much is it?
Dogney 2 years ago
Game of the year.
orlyyarlynowai 2 years ago 4
Distraction!
FactOfTheDay123 2 years ago
damn, the green level looks hard!
ttgerf 2 years ago
Oh god, i cant stop laughing!
sebasterbator 2 years ago 2
Epic!
MSeverin 2 years ago 2