This review is really wrong. The game sucks. But the combo system isn't mash. It's actually a very very precise timing-game. The combos in the game aren't explained, but Tamsoft has been using the system for a long time. It's almost akin to a rhythm game when you wrap your head around it. Also, not a hentai game. But still shitty. I'm not defending the game as a whole, I'm saying that this shit review couldn't have been more wrong as to WHY the game sucks.
ok look this is a good game to play when your drone stoned and want somethin to do with hot chicks gore weed makes this game amazeing but if your looking for something hard and challengeing or game of the century than dont bother its funn for what it is like i said earlyer its fun to get stoned to and play for a couple of hours there thats all
@somethingnotdone oh yah i almost forgot if your a fan of hentai youll like it to if you dont know what hentai is its probably best you dont know what hentai is
like coolkorsah1 said and SPEEDofSOUND they just made this game because they just wanted us to look a two hot chicks and thought every1 is going 2 buy this game cause of how hot they are. Thumbs up if u think this game is retarded
@XBlackMoonRisingX015 same here. This game-series is HUGE in Japan (started on PS2 I think), and there's at least one high-budget film made there (it's a really good zombie flick!), and maybe a sequel already.
i have the wii version (bikini zombie slayers ) and the game is boring as hell, bad graphics even for the wii, you can use sword motions to slice the enemies but it gets painfully repetitive, its sexy at first but too soon you lose interest and never play it again, that being said its a simple series game and it was really REALLY cheap so i dont regreat buying it, even if i only play it once.
btw by now if you want a good hack and slash for the wii i recommend sengoku basara: samurai heroes.
It looks fun! This game was developed as part of the 'Simple Series' by D3. And for those of you who don't know, this series is a series of games that are cheap, but fun! Anyone remember Earth Defense Force 2017? The game that looked mediocre but everyone loved? Same idea. I think I'll check this game out. if it's cheap, and I can get some fun out of it, why not?
the wii version is even better because it has THE SAME graphics with less resolution (480p) but very good controls also.
my rating for the wii version - 7.5 / 10
but i have to give the xbox 360 version only a 5/10 because it was the same with boring controls (I played it and I'm not a fanboy, I have all 3 consoles). maybe it gets an update from kinect? but I doubt it.
Make specialized zombies and make them move faster or harder to kill, and make the shooter play like a tps game and the game may be better. If the game is only $10 like Eric78DX said, I may still consider checking it out.
This guy is harsh. The game is fun, entertaining and a bit challenging at times. The girls make a game like this more entertaining and sexy but it's certainly not porn or boring. There is a strategy required on bosses. This graphics aren't as shitty as this guy says either. Get it for the $10 price tag like I did. Play it, get your achievements or whatever and sell it to the next person. The game is easy and fun.
@TheHuntMasta Just because he says the mechanics sucks doesn't mean he hates the girls. I want them to remake this shit and give it better treatment, and a better budget. Hell, make it a top-down game like Alien Breed or Lara Croft/Guardian game and it'll probably do well. Also, this game does allow pedos to leave the real kids alone too.
40 bucks?! LOL~! No wonder the fat man's raging. Got this game for just a mere 10. Chump change that I find in my couch. Yeah, game's entertaining and what not, but if your a graphic whore, don't get it. I personally find entertainment in it and it helps kill time less I want to rage on 10 year olds in Black Ops. The game's actually a lot more funner than this fat fuck gives it credit for.
And I never tire of bitch-faggots such as yourself whining over reviewers.
The purpose of the review is to give their perspective of the game. He didn't necessarily say "everyone" believes what he says, but the fact remains, the vast majority of gamers that bought this piece of shit game agreed, that this game sucks more dick than your father on Tuesday nights.
@itsokayright Oh? Ts this where I'm supposed to get all trolled-up and get into a panty wetting contest with you? Please, I've dealt with some REAL fuckwits on youtube and you don't even scratch the surface and thus not worth any more effort than clicking the block button. Nice try, please play again...
why do people say some games are repetitive? Aren't they all? i seem to be always making the character run, jump, Kill, steal, fart, glitch, do a mission, etc in EVERY game that i play. Maybe we should use another word for games that are just not on the top level of interest. But I just order this game for about 11 bucks because im a perv lol! But no I wasnt going to buy it at 40 because of all the fuss! Thanks for reading my comment!
This is a really bad game,the graphics are poor,the game play is as boring as watching paint dry.If you don't have a life you may get some use out of your joystick with this game.Personally my life means more to me than wasting it and my money on such a crap game.
I liked this game. Thought it was loads of fun and the characters are more sexy then muscle bound weirdos (and fat game reviewers who can't even say Onechanbara right). Really don't know what Gamespot's problem is with this game... :(
What's your problem? O.o When exactly did I ever say: "OMG THAT GUY IZ FAT"???? I didn't guy. I simply stated that I would rather play a game with girls in bikini's (I am a guy after all...) Then some muscle guys. Yes I did say the guy was fat, but not in the way you said it. I was more joking then anything... And if you can't accept that people like some games that you don't...Well, then I'm afraid no one can help you either my friend... :)
that fatass is a f***ing dumb asshole. He should look more into how Japan views it than being biased. What an idiot. + He's pronouncing Onechanbara incorrectly lol.
Take a game being released in america being sold to american audiences and tell them what Japan thinks of it. Oh man, that's totally not a biased suggestion, is it?!
By the way, don't mean to offend (sorry in advance if I do) but about your comment to cardon15kenny, you do know that Onechanbara was released in Japan first right? It was first a game in Japan and then it got released in North America. This game is pretty much more for Japan then it is for us. That's why he was saying what he said...
You are a stupid fucking faggot. JAPAN doesn't really view WESTERN things by our standards, they do it THEIR way, and this is discussed frequently by JPN developers.
WESTERNERS don't need to view things the JAPAN way, you stupid bitch.
If random fucked up country releases a game, and every 5 seconds, I do nothing more than worship cows, nobody HAS to like.
And by the way JAPANESE reviewers hated this game.
this fat gay guy is a fucking nerd.. i want to see the sexy girls and he has nothing better to do to stay at the fucking front.. go and kill yourself papi..
@geass1928 its a good stress reliever. i love gory games & samurai swords. i really dont give a rats ass about the girls in bikini, but i also like the techno soundtrack it has. so to me its not bad at all. the movies are quite fun to watch. theyre extra cheesy!!!! lol
but hey, i always tell my friends,,,CHEESE IS GOOD !!!!! lol
for the love of god what is the point in buying a game like this i love zombies i just love seeing there head go pop or a zombie face exploding everywhere but if you stick some chick in a zombie game wearing a god damn Bikini and samurai sword all that goes as dead as the zombies are !!! it like some game nerd went to he mates if he had any mates we need girls i have a plan lets make a game with Bikini chicks and zombies in it a year later well that was a shit plan thanks a lot ^_^
I saw the movie before the game, so when I got the game I thought it was going to be like the movie, but I was wrong. lol I beat the game in one day, & never played it again. If they put more depth into the game, not just going stage to stage, then it would have been better.
I'm not going to comment on how much the game sux and all that jazz, we all know that. I just can't get over the fact that he constantly mispronounced the name of the game....lol
i was finally able to play this game for christmas and i really like it. i still have yet to figure out all the combos but i can't wait to. this guy doesn't know what he's talking about =-=
I love how this guy comes off like he's this ingenius programmer who could easily make a better game. let me say this. left 4 dead wasn't that great and reviewers looooved it.
Meh. I just play it because it's fun to kill zombies. End of story. Nothing to do with the sex sells, or because it's 'decent,' for a zombie game. It really isn't either, but for the Wii, constantly slashing... good for a nice stress relief if you're bored of FPS games at the moment.
It looks like a game to play on a friday night when your friends are over and you wanna laugh at something together or amuse yourselves with CG hotties pwning zombies... before putting in a game like MW2 or Soul Calibur 4. Would I buy this game atm? Nope... Will I buy it when it hits the bargain bin? You bet your ass I will! Another zombie genre to add to my growing zombie collection =D
I've been researching the game so I can decide if I want to buy it or not. I've seen a lot of bad ratings given by "experts," and some decent player reviews. From what it looks like, I agree with ImmortalDragon21. This is something bred directly from the Japanese culture. Here's my outlook on it:
Ok after reading some of the comments left its obvious that a lot of people dont understand japanese gaming/anime culture. I'm not saying this game is good I actualy have never played it, but I would still give it a chance and try to understand the culture behind it before labeling it a crappy perverted game. Some people might think this is garbage, but there is always someone willing to play it and if it keeps them happy it cant be all bad.
I actually had fun in this game. It reminded me of Nightmare creatures on the first playstation I played through most the game and I didn't unlock one achievment. I would rent it. that is what i did.
Ok this person really doesn't like zombie games. I saw the movie watched it and I got the game. I love zombie games and games like this. This game is the coolest I have ever seen.
well, i have played so many games and sure this isn't the best game ever in my opinion, but i enjoy playing it and i see it more of a fun game with great looking characters.. and for that, it still is at least a good game, in my books.. and my collection XD anyway, most people nowadays want games even better than the DMC franchise.. right? XD
These "critics" haven't got a fucking clue. Its a budget Hack n' slay. You don't buy Halo expecting something other BANG BANG YOUR DEAD. And yet here its a problem. Morons.
Kevin Van Ord is the worst gamespot reviewer ever he doesn't know what he's talking about, he gives games bad ratings for the dumbest reasons ever, his reviews are garbage, and he also gives games bad ratings because he sucks at them like mirror's edge and legendary.
This is why we can't have nice things - the game's fine.
But like everything; people have different needs to be suited and with those needs there are opinions. Really for a review you point out the facts of what is good and what is bad not your opinion and if you are going to use opinions atleast use a majority vote (majority vote of bad things that keep reocurring; majority vote of good things that keep reocurring) and put that in the review.
I don't understand the hate for this game. The whole sillyness of it makes it more enjoyable in my opinion. Sure, it doesn't have the world's greatest graphics (they aren't awful though) and it's a basic game at heart, but it's fun in a way that many games just aren't these days. And it reminds me a lot of God Hand on the PS2. God Hand is regarded as something of an underaprecciated classic nowadays. Go figure.
Learn to at least pronounce the game's name before complaining about it...
akiflyer 10 hours ago
This is what you'd get if you asked the internet to make a game.
HatoburekaSutajio 2 months ago
This review is really wrong. The game sucks. But the combo system isn't mash. It's actually a very very precise timing-game. The combos in the game aren't explained, but Tamsoft has been using the system for a long time. It's almost akin to a rhythm game when you wrap your head around it. Also, not a hentai game. But still shitty. I'm not defending the game as a whole, I'm saying that this shit review couldn't have been more wrong as to WHY the game sucks.
Kalhalla 4 months ago
@Kalhalla what did you expect from a reviewer that cant even pronounce the name properly?
Buuub08 2 months ago
why did they even review this game? i don't see them reviewing other hentai games. Softcore hentai is still hentai. haha
ssh83 4 months ago
So in the end, the original version for PS2 was better?
FuryfighterX 4 months ago
gonna tell my mom this man on the interwebz told me to look at porn.
ACX352395 4 months ago 2
ok look this is a good game to play when your drone stoned and want somethin to do with hot chicks gore weed makes this game amazeing but if your looking for something hard and challengeing or game of the century than dont bother its funn for what it is like i said earlyer its fun to get stoned to and play for a couple of hours there thats all
somethingnotdone 4 months ago
@somethingnotdone oh yah i almost forgot if your a fan of hentai youll like it to if you dont know what hentai is its probably best you dont know what hentai is
somethingnotdone 4 months ago
If they release this game in europe i'll be the happiest man in the world. *snif*
EpilepticFreaks 5 months ago
but hey, they are bearly clothed!
madddin90 6 months ago
this game had the potential to be a great game had they taken gameplay elements from ninja gaiden
ir0ntusk54 6 months ago
This looks like an offline mmo, law. Failure developers...
Astaticembrace 6 months ago
like coolkorsah1 said and SPEEDofSOUND they just made this game because they just wanted us to look a two hot chicks and thought every1 is going 2 buy this game cause of how hot they are. Thumbs up if u think this game is retarded
Evild133 7 months ago
I actually liked this game.
XBlackMoonRisingX015 7 months ago 2
@XBlackMoonRisingX015 same here. This game-series is HUGE in Japan (started on PS2 I think), and there's at least one high-budget film made there (it's a really good zombie flick!), and maybe a sequel already.
Samoutuomas 6 months ago
..her movements make her seem even more braindead than the zombies...
zurechtweiser 7 months ago
Stop at 0:19. You can see the half of her tit ;)
Meganova1994 7 months ago
Did that fat guy just advocate prostitution at the end?
VSL123 7 months ago
@VSL123 mimimi
zurechtweiser 7 months ago
woman would go slutty and wear very seductive clothes when a zombie outbreak occurs
tekunachi216 8 months ago
2:03 the only good in this game
Taobaak0 8 months ago
Again I say it... Crazy Japanese :d
SunBreaker6 8 months ago
What? $40? I thought the Simple2000 games are around $2000 Yen, which should be $25 at max.
awdrifter3 8 months ago
a los zombies se le pone PALOTE, se ponen cachondos por ver a una japonesa HOT HOT, y se quedan tan tontos, que la JAPONESA pueda matarlos! Haha.
josseluis23 9 months ago
wtf this game is fun hahahha
Devanet18 9 months ago
These zombies motif are getting boring personally
kirbydedede2494 9 months ago
i have the wii version (bikini zombie slayers ) and the game is boring as hell, bad graphics even for the wii, you can use sword motions to slice the enemies but it gets painfully repetitive, its sexy at first but too soon you lose interest and never play it again, that being said its a simple series game and it was really REALLY cheap so i dont regreat buying it, even if i only play it once.
btw by now if you want a good hack and slash for the wii i recommend sengoku basara: samurai heroes.
mastigoz 10 months ago
It looks fun! This game was developed as part of the 'Simple Series' by D3. And for those of you who don't know, this series is a series of games that are cheap, but fun! Anyone remember Earth Defense Force 2017? The game that looked mediocre but everyone loved? Same idea. I think I'll check this game out. if it's cheap, and I can get some fun out of it, why not?
SHMUPjol 10 months ago
Its a have a Hard gameplay bad graphis but the game is good... For fans of Dinasty Warriors like me it worth. I Gave 8.0 / 10 - 10h played.
Tip play on practice first, Press A + X to use skill, Press Y + B to Special and etc.
The game have a lot of "secret" abilits.
Thank god I didnt believe in this Review.
MRsor2 10 months ago
the wii version is even better because it has THE SAME graphics with less resolution (480p) but very good controls also.
my rating for the wii version - 7.5 / 10
but i have to give the xbox 360 version only a 5/10 because it was the same with boring controls (I played it and I'm not a fanboy, I have all 3 consoles). maybe it gets an update from kinect? but I doubt it.
Headshotgod 10 months ago
hang on, why did they put the kid in a bikini? 2:05 that's a little messed up and it is a kid as she was wearing a school uniform at the beginning.
TheCosmicGypsies 1 year ago
@TheCosmicGypsies lol Dude, it's a Japanese game. That is what they do, bro.
TimesToo 11 months ago
pretty stupid game and the title alone "samurai bikini squad"? pointless
egyz115 1 year ago
One chanbara bikini smaurai squad was a good game so fuck you that guy don't know what he is talking about and I hope they make a sequel.
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shakianordquistphj 1 year ago
what`s the song in the background?
Amoxx477 1 year ago
0:18-0:19 = side-boobage.
fretburner1592 1 year ago 2
Make specialized zombies and make them move faster or harder to kill, and make the shooter play like a tps game and the game may be better. If the game is only $10 like Eric78DX said, I may still consider checking it out.
brucenatelee 1 year ago
This guy is harsh. The game is fun, entertaining and a bit challenging at times. The girls make a game like this more entertaining and sexy but it's certainly not porn or boring. There is a strategy required on bosses. This graphics aren't as shitty as this guy says either. Get it for the $10 price tag like I did. Play it, get your achievements or whatever and sell it to the next person. The game is easy and fun.
Eric78DX 1 year ago
homo
TheHuntMasta 1 year ago
@TheHuntMasta Just because he says the mechanics sucks doesn't mean he hates the girls. I want them to remake this shit and give it better treatment, and a better budget. Hell, make it a top-down game like Alien Breed or Lara Croft/Guardian game and it'll probably do well. Also, this game does allow pedos to leave the real kids alone too.
brucenatelee 1 year ago
2:05 what the hell is making the little ones breast jiggle
ANIMEman0519 1 year ago
40 bucks?! LOL~! No wonder the fat man's raging. Got this game for just a mere 10. Chump change that I find in my couch. Yeah, game's entertaining and what not, but if your a graphic whore, don't get it. I personally find entertainment in it and it helps kill time less I want to rage on 10 year olds in Black Ops. The game's actually a lot more funner than this fat fuck gives it credit for.
rocermocer21 1 year ago
@rocermocer21 yeah if you got it for 10 bucks it's awesome, worth the price... 40$ or more for an average game does feel like a ripoff tho..
heyjeySigma 1 year ago
holly shit they make breast looks boring :(
leonardoconta1 1 year ago
whats the song in the background?
Theyersinia 1 year ago
Another shitty review by Gamespot.
pikapikarya 1 year ago
i can' belive that everyone forgot about same game that been on PS2
skpthirtynine 1 year ago
lol did this guy seriously just encourage us to go look at porn?
SPEEDofS0UND 1 year ago 40
@SPEEDofS0UND this game is like porn XD
myluckylovelystar 1 year ago
@SPEEDofS0UND isn't that what the interwebz about?
greatrulo 6 months ago
@SPEEDofS0UND are you complaining about it? :3
Foxhat134 6 months ago
I love this game in my opinion.
PokeMew1 1 year ago
Wow, people can't even enjoy boobs without starting a flame war. Now THAT'S sad.
Kyuubi424 1 year ago 18
O.K. !!!
lpmorales2000 1 year ago
LOL, I never tire of seeing "reviewers" stating their personal opinion as fact...
folken692000 1 year ago
@folken692000
And I never tire of bitch-faggots such as yourself whining over reviewers.
The purpose of the review is to give their perspective of the game. He didn't necessarily say "everyone" believes what he says, but the fact remains, the vast majority of gamers that bought this piece of shit game agreed, that this game sucks more dick than your father on Tuesday nights.
itsokayright 1 year ago
@itsokayright Oh? Ts this where I'm supposed to get all trolled-up and get into a panty wetting contest with you? Please, I've dealt with some REAL fuckwits on youtube and you don't even scratch the surface and thus not worth any more effort than clicking the block button. Nice try, please play again...
folken692000 1 year ago
why do people say some games are repetitive? Aren't they all? i seem to be always making the character run, jump, Kill, steal, fart, glitch, do a mission, etc in EVERY game that i play. Maybe we should use another word for games that are just not on the top level of interest. But I just order this game for about 11 bucks because im a perv lol! But no I wasnt going to buy it at 40 because of all the fuss! Thanks for reading my comment!
mrredman843 1 year ago
I own the Wii version, and I think the game is incredibly underrated. Sure, the game has it's flaws, but I still find it fun.
klaudio5akatotatola 1 year ago
This is a really bad game,the graphics are poor,the game play is as boring as watching paint dry.If you don't have a life you may get some use out of your joystick with this game.Personally my life means more to me than wasting it and my money on such a crap game.
somnay 1 year ago
like using anna :p
MasterNinja1250 1 year ago
I liked this game. Thought it was loads of fun and the characters are more sexy then muscle bound weirdos (and fat game reviewers who can't even say Onechanbara right). Really don't know what Gamespot's problem is with this game... :(
theblackcatofchronos 1 year ago
@theblackcatofchronos
What reason do you want? Bad controls, stupid story, repetitive gameplay? It's very PREMISE?
Seriously, if your only rebuttal is OMG THAT GUY IZ FAT, then no one can help you.
SmashBroDx 1 year ago
@SmashBroDx
What's your problem? O.o When exactly did I ever say: "OMG THAT GUY IZ FAT"???? I didn't guy. I simply stated that I would rather play a game with girls in bikini's (I am a guy after all...) Then some muscle guys. Yes I did say the guy was fat, but not in the way you said it. I was more joking then anything... And if you can't accept that people like some games that you don't...Well, then I'm afraid no one can help you either my friend... :)
theblackcatofchronos 1 year ago
epic qoute:"if you want images of sexy woman, the internet is a better way"
finalfarewell 1 year ago
Douche -.-' .......I like this game and it was Cheap ^o^ Liek one of my Favourite Games next to Bullet Witch, and Bayonetta....
ZoeyHanson145 1 year ago 3
@ZoeyHanson145 bullet witch rules xD i like throwing water towers at the brain things, and i havent played bayonetta yet, is it gd? looks good.
fireduckymoo 1 year ago
that fatass is a f***ing dumb asshole. He should look more into how Japan views it than being biased. What an idiot. + He's pronouncing Onechanbara incorrectly lol.
cardon15kenny 1 year ago
@cardon15kenny
Yeah, that makes a whole lotta fucking sense.
Take a game being released in america being sold to american audiences and tell them what Japan thinks of it. Oh man, that's totally not a biased suggestion, is it?!
SmashBroDx 1 year ago
@SmashBroDx
By the way, don't mean to offend (sorry in advance if I do) but about your comment to cardon15kenny, you do know that Onechanbara was released in Japan first right? It was first a game in Japan and then it got released in North America. This game is pretty much more for Japan then it is for us. That's why he was saying what he said...
theblackcatofchronos 1 year ago
@cardon15kenny
You are a stupid fucking faggot. JAPAN doesn't really view WESTERN things by our standards, they do it THEIR way, and this is discussed frequently by JPN developers.
WESTERNERS don't need to view things the JAPAN way, you stupid bitch.
If random fucked up country releases a game, and every 5 seconds, I do nothing more than worship cows, nobody HAS to like.
And by the way JAPANESE reviewers hated this game.
Go fuck yourself.
itsokayright 1 year ago
@itsokayright
Well, I'm so sorry. But isn't it obvious that the Japanese reviewers would hate it?
Go fuck YOUR self "HATER"!
cardon15kenny 1 year ago
you dress some little kid up in a bikini - i'm calling the pedo alarm on this game
sheikinsanity 1 year ago
America: Sex sells
France: Sex sells
Japan: Fanservice=SEX SELLS
Japan should be renamed to Fanservicia or something lol
neocirus 1 year ago
this fat gay guy is a fucking nerd.. i want to see the sexy girls and he has nothing better to do to stay at the fucking front.. go and kill yourself papi..
UnicatoItaliano 1 year ago
Oh god You dress up 12 year old girl? so pedo.
MahBoiOrMyBoy 1 year ago
Ahhh fuck it, I'ma get it anyway...it's got boobs and zombies!! D:<
Besides, it'd be a funny game to add to the collection.
WatchItBuyIt 1 year ago 2
"If sex is awesome, and the undead are awesome", then sex with the undead should be awesome.
fratboyfrat 1 year ago
Gamespot stinks when its about hack n slash games, they rly don't understand the genre
Psymonsdream 1 year ago 2
this guy is a forever virgin
bb33nnii 1 year ago 2
@bb33nnii hahahaaaaa, geniously response :D
Psymonsdream 1 year ago
@Psymonsdream i can just put arrows around him that says virgin
bb33nnii 1 year ago
@bb33nnii is funny that he mentioned women & internet..hmmm??? i bet he spanks the monkey with em, rather than getting real deal. lol
rajayuca 1 year ago
@rajayuca meh
WREQUIEM 1 year ago
@WREQUIEM meh? what the fuck is meh? are you a goat ? you lost me on that one.
rajayuca 1 year ago
@rajayuca >implying goats say meh.
...GOOGLE IT
WREQUIEM 1 year ago
wow thanks, i was thinking about playing it... it looks awful the way you explain it :)
geass1928 1 year ago
@geass1928 its a very fun, ass kickin game, dont listen to this fat dude. there are worst videogames outhere, trust me.
rajayuca 1 year ago
@rajayuca well idkk it kinda does looks lame
geass1928 1 year ago
@geass1928 its a good stress reliever. i love gory games & samurai swords. i really dont give a rats ass about the girls in bikini, but i also like the techno soundtrack it has. so to me its not bad at all. the movies are quite fun to watch. theyre extra cheesy!!!! lol
but hey, i always tell my friends,,,CHEESE IS GOOD !!!!! lol
rajayuca 1 year ago
Is the game for the ps3? I've only seen it for Xbox360 & the Wii.
360whiplash 1 year ago
Bikini Samurai Squad:
Because men love bikini's, violence and women
happyking9 1 year ago
Loved the game
DarkVillanite 1 year ago
This game is one of my favorite hack and slashers cause the gam makes sense a the protagonist is so freakin hot!
fastmuffins 1 year ago
Bayonetta Owns!!!
JIMPACHRAL 1 year ago 2
@JIMPACHRAL amen
DemonAngel901 1 year ago
I got this game new for 20$ and for 20$ its a good game. if you spent 40 on it you are just silly.
leonin3 1 year ago
is that game from the 90's?
WolfgangKaipz 1 year ago
omg my penis blow up!!
XxDArKPh0enixX 1 year ago 3
for the love of god what is the point in buying a game like this i love zombies i just love seeing there head go pop or a zombie face exploding everywhere but if you stick some chick in a zombie game wearing a god damn Bikini and samurai sword all that goes as dead as the zombies are !!! it like some game nerd went to he mates if he had any mates we need girls i have a plan lets make a game with Bikini chicks and zombies in it a year later well that was a shit plan thanks a lot ^_^
CalmDraven 1 year ago
lol the part wen he says sex cells lol XDDD SSSSSEX CELLSSS 5*
MegaFinalFantasy7 1 year ago
Woah.... hot almost naked chicks..... If they fuck me i would have to power to use my boner to bash all enimies at once lol.
AceHellAngel 1 year ago
@Por2gee123 lol well even if it is. It's still only 10 bucks where I live. An easy achievement game to get my gamer score up
Lex90210 1 year ago
I think it looks good
Lex90210 1 year ago
this game looks like a game that should be on xbox
tapion567 1 year ago
I saw the movie before the game, so when I got the game I thought it was going to be like the movie, but I was wrong. lol I beat the game in one day, & never played it again. If they put more depth into the game, not just going stage to stage, then it would have been better.
anthonyzuniique 1 year ago
the game is ok, but they could have make it better =/
alkaid001 1 year ago
i thought it was okay but i got i like3 days a go for wii and for the cheap price of 10 bucks you cant go wrong
ninja1212121212 1 year ago
0:30 damn he says it so well
XenoPhobic321 1 year ago
whats the name of the song????
erikt99 1 year ago
This is one of those games where the idea was nice on paper but in practice its a complete failure.
ultrajd 1 year ago 3
.....I think the producers spent two much time making the lady more hot and all the game look like crap...
coolkorsah1 1 year ago 24
this looks like ps1 graphics
penelo1185 1 year ago
people can always fap to horrible game
adam18man 1 year ago 47
this looks terrible :P the movement is really awkward, all the zombies look the same just crap lol
AoiTaka6 1 year ago
This the same game on Wii as "Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers?
NationalGuardOfRS 1 year ago
If Dead Rising were to have sex with Dead or Alive extreme 2 this would be the child. (In my opinion)
ultrajd 2 years ago 2
This game was tottaly made by a man.
redfoxbennaton 2 years ago 2
This game was totally made by a corporate person who thinks he can exploit the lowest comon demoninator.
The worst thing is .. said person probably still made a profit.
DarkTenka 1 year ago
I am learning from math class and you cannot exploit the lowest common denominator. Number it is impossible but people it is easy.
redfoxbennaton 1 year ago
I'm not going to comment on how much the game sux and all that jazz, we all know that. I just can't get over the fact that he constantly mispronounced the name of the game....lol
NYClolita 2 years ago
@NYClolita
No he didn't. It's Japanese phonetics.
O-Ne-Cha-N-Ba-Ra
Oh Neh Cha n Bah Rah
Asuplex 2 years ago
i no lol.
thefoxyfurrylovefox 2 years ago
No matter what way you pronounce it you will sound like a huge weaboo.
redfoxbennaton 1 year ago
this game needs a SERIOUS reboot, it CAN work they just need to take it back to the drawing board
cytorakdemon 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
even left for deads better tthan this crap...
kebbey 2 years ago
0:24
1122CHINA 2 years ago
he TOTALLY pronounced it wrong
alankace 2 years ago
Doesn't matter, this game is doing it wrong! Fuckface.
MaicoMoon 2 years ago
I want this game now.
admiralxgmx 2 years ago
Sup fellow fat nerd with glasses, I disagree with you here in my video review. durr!
JennaJaguar 2 years ago 4
@JennaJaguar
Great review Jenna! Hope to see more from you in the future! (Subscribes)
CyanideCornelo 2 years ago 3
Samurai Bikini Squad? If your going to bash a game, at least pronounce the name right you incompetent twit...
CyanideCornelo 2 years ago 4
eh the game looks alright to me
SacredHeroV2 2 years ago 2
@SacredHeroV2 are you stupid? XD
poik247 2 years ago
@poik247 no i'm not stupid but it looks alright but i do wonder about the controls
the reason i thought the game looks alright was because of the hot chicks in it. if games were realistic, hot girls boobs should jiggle around
SacredHeroV2 2 years ago
i was finally able to play this game for christmas and i really like it. i still have yet to figure out all the combos but i can't wait to. this guy doesn't know what he's talking about =-=
HikaruAio2 2 years ago
I love how this guy comes off like he's this ingenius programmer who could easily make a better game. let me say this. left 4 dead wasn't that great and reviewers looooved it.
tattooedmike69 2 years ago
I totally agree, Left 4 dead was hard as hell and highly repetitive.
MrMcConnon 2 years ago
Left 4 Dead is not hard at all....
JennaJaguar 2 years ago 4
I know I'm just trying to cover my arse cuz I just suck balls at it lol
MrMcConnon 2 years ago
Left for dead is pretty awesome, for what it is... just like Onechanbara
JennaJaguar 2 years ago
blaa
Olemwrongway 2 years ago
Splitscreen co-op rules no matter how crap a game is.
RondoRaven 2 years ago 18
@RondoRaven THANK YOU DAMNITT!!!!!
tecmo1 2 years ago
THE IRONY! Right after watching this, The gamefly "Bad game" commercial came on lol
SipuraEin 2 years ago
Meh. I just play it because it's fun to kill zombies. End of story. Nothing to do with the sex sells, or because it's 'decent,' for a zombie game. It really isn't either, but for the Wii, constantly slashing... good for a nice stress relief if you're bored of FPS games at the moment.
PantyToaster 2 years ago
ouch... i still prefer them over the women in assassins creed 2, but thats not the idea
gabbonoo 2 years ago 2
It looks like a game to play on a friday night when your friends are over and you wanna laugh at something together or amuse yourselves with CG hotties pwning zombies... before putting in a game like MW2 or Soul Calibur 4. Would I buy this game atm? Nope... Will I buy it when it hits the bargain bin? You bet your ass I will! Another zombie genre to add to my growing zombie collection =D
gh0stmedic 2 years ago 2
I've been researching the game so I can decide if I want to buy it or not. I've seen a lot of bad ratings given by "experts," and some decent player reviews. From what it looks like, I agree with ImmortalDragon21. This is something bred directly from the Japanese culture. Here's my outlook on it:
gh0stmedic 2 years ago
Anybody laugh a little when a fat bald guy tells us that sex sells? =p
WatchThisReview 2 years ago 2
a little
muimrm 2 years ago
hell YEAH!!!
punka234 2 years ago
YUP
seanj666 2 years ago
Ok after reading some of the comments left its obvious that a lot of people dont understand japanese gaming/anime culture. I'm not saying this game is good I actualy have never played it, but I would still give it a chance and try to understand the culture behind it before labeling it a crappy perverted game. Some people might think this is garbage, but there is always someone willing to play it and if it keeps them happy it cant be all bad.
ImmortalDragon21 2 years ago 2
I actually had fun in this game. It reminded me of Nightmare creatures on the first playstation I played through most the game and I didn't unlock one achievment. I would rent it. that is what i did.
jurkis1 2 years ago
this is more of an arcade game when you're extremely bored. very old school way of play style and most people have grown out of it.
skiie 2 years ago
2:06 peadophilia much :)
konkretemunkey 2 years ago 2
lol electric boobs xD
YouWarhammer 2 years ago
is this game like battlefront?
aquarius21192 2 years ago
this game is for nerds, for their need of gaming entertainment and their fantasy of a half naked women that are asian.
JamesVmusic 2 years ago
no, this games are for stupid kids, nerds know the difference between good and bad game
dnch 2 years ago
Why the "F" do I have to watch a commercial before a commercial for a game?
rimbaud5150 2 years ago
why do they show footage of the reviewer? i want to see the game, not that guy
quutamoo 2 years ago 5
In this case i rather look at the reviewer, cause the game is horrible. I got it for free, and i still dont play it.
BraveVincere 2 years ago
Ok this person really doesn't like zombie games. I saw the movie watched it and I got the game. I love zombie games and games like this. This game is the coolest I have ever seen.
deon35545 2 years ago 2
well, i have played so many games and sure this isn't the best game ever in my opinion, but i enjoy playing it and i see it more of a fun game with great looking characters.. and for that, it still is at least a good game, in my books.. and my collection XD anyway, most people nowadays want games even better than the DMC franchise.. right? XD
YamiDragoon 2 years ago
Yeah. I agree it wasn't that bad. But that motorcycle level sucked balls.
jurkis1 2 years ago
This game is pretty much awsome. Sure its got a combo system like Choas Legion
But its still pretty much awsome and fun all round. Dont lissten to this guy and get the game..
Parmazano 2 years ago 2
This "critic" is more boring than anything else.
HayleeHalogenX 2 years ago 5
These "critics" haven't got a fucking clue. Its a budget Hack n' slay. You don't buy Halo expecting something other BANG BANG YOUR DEAD. And yet here its a problem. Morons.
azz578 2 years ago 5
Kevin Van Ord is the worst gamespot reviewer ever he doesn't know what he's talking about, he gives games bad ratings for the dumbest reasons ever, his reviews are garbage, and he also gives games bad ratings because he sucks at them like mirror's edge and legendary.
TTBurger88 2 years ago 2
Legendary was terrible, but I do agree abotu Mirrors Edge.
DentInTheWall1 2 years ago
Reviews used to be facts; now they're opinions.
This is why we can't have nice things - the game's fine.
But like everything; people have different needs to be suited and with those needs there are opinions. Really for a review you point out the facts of what is good and what is bad not your opinion and if you are going to use opinions atleast use a majority vote (majority vote of bad things that keep reocurring; majority vote of good things that keep reocurring) and put that in the review.
BAlOHAZADO 2 years ago
I don't understand the hate for this game. The whole sillyness of it makes it more enjoyable in my opinion. Sure, it doesn't have the world's greatest graphics (they aren't awful though) and it's a basic game at heart, but it's fun in a way that many games just aren't these days. And it reminds me a lot of God Hand on the PS2. God Hand is regarded as something of an underaprecciated classic nowadays. Go figure.
ToxieDogg 2 years ago 2
there is real life movie to go with it :) lol blood splatter nice tho
loung747 2 years ago