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  • HFK = fucken joker

  • DNA's face at the Steven segal line, hahahah priceless

  • UNO is just a clown

  • Awesome Battle, Fucking Hilarious.

  • The clitoris be karate chopping my hoo haa muahahahabaabbaba

  • The airplane-tackle scheme got underrated attention by crowd, that shit was insane flipped from the dizaster battle.

    HFK killed, would like to see him against Porich

  • unos funny af but hfk killed itt

  • DNA is unimpressed this whole battle lol

  • probably one of the best battles ive ever seen, these two are really good xD

  • Now I wanna know who it was trying to pass UNO those bars. lol.

  • DNA is one miserable bastard

  • That bishop line was FYRE!!! LOL.

  • where is real deal vs okwerdz? please respond

  • @Alabastard420 its up

  • both of these guys are funny as fuck

  • A GRENADE IN HER VAGINA

  • HOW DO U HAVE A CHINSTRAP WITH NO CHIN HFK???

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! your turn

  • HFK vs Po rich title match surely

  • ''She got a left arm so she be mad when I'm on her right side slappin her thigh'' hahahahahaha

  • Uno just needs to get drunk and spit some funny shit thats when hes best

  • LMFAO uno his last line XD

    ''nothing cuz i made it up'' HAHAHAHHAHAHA

    even DNA laughed xD

  • SAND NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • IS DNA RETARDED OR DEAF FOR NOT LAUGHING AT SOME OF THAT UNO SHIT OR IS HE JUST DOING WHAT 20 YEAR OLDS DO AND TRYIN TO ACT HARD?

  • @lootbattles whenever i watch DNA battles i wonder the same shit my dude... honestly i think that dude is a lil slow or some shit... he def has some type of learning disability (not trying to be funny)

  • hfk bodied madness straight up

  • this stuffs all fake my freinds cousin is hfk

  • @mrbigamofo what does that even mean

  • im starting to think there is a secret society of people who's soul purpose is to go to random battle rap functions and scream what in the background

  • @Alabastard420 WHAAT!?

  • I think Uno would be so much better if he didn't get completely wankered before every battle. big up kotd

  • NIGGA YA MOM PUSSY GOT THE STEVEN SEGALL FACE!!!!!!!

  • hey uno the mighty ducks didnt exist in 1975

  • watched Uno's intro 7 times in a row, that shit is too funny

  • Uno Lavoz reminds me of Chris Tucker

  • hfk shat all over uno...

  • I am so fucking impressed by DNA XD I try as hell but i can't not laugh as he did the whole battle lol

  • @warnaoh his battle vs Dizaster hadnt happened yet... hes tryna stay focused/in the mood for his upcoming battle (the MAIN EVENT) at the event while simultaneously judging the battle. not to mention dude comes from NY where the culture is about RAPPING not rhyming jokes, hes probably not impressed.

  • @warnaoh 14:54 hes laughing

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  • DNA = HFK right ?

  • Does that black guy in the background have any other facial expressions? Lol

  • This is sick cuz keep it up

  • props to hfk for calling out bishop in his open...fuck that turncoat and his hater wife

  • Steven Seagal Face

    hahaha

  • NIGGA UR MOMS PUSSY HAS THE STEVEN SEAGAL FACE....lmao funniest shit i ever heard

  • best line of the battle was uno calling eyerate a faggot

  • HFK is fuckin hilarious... always has been

  • nigga yo mom pussy got steven segal face , OMG, fucking funny shit .

  • HFK is under rated, hes a beast

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  • its the first time i see uno lavoz battle and i thought that he was pretty dope, and was funny as fuck, but i think the stumbles is wat fucked him up

  • NIGGA YA MOM....!!!!!!

  • I like how HFK spits some serious bars about being funny.

  • unos funny one of my favorite battle rappers

  • uno is funny as shit but he raps like hes drunk off his ass

  • uno need to be a standup comedian,

  • DNA UGLY AS FUCC #NOHOMO

  • Uno.....

  • Uno needs to keep that style that he had in the first round

  • Uno is fuckin great, he may not be the best, but hes good at his style, and you know when his opponent spits some hot shit he lets out a smile, good emcee. +1 respect to Uno

  • i love how people hate on uno. but lets be honest he's original. who else has a style like that??

  • damn wats up DNAs ass?

  • Real shit, if Uno didn't stumble his words he probably could've won. He stepped his shit up big time.

  • I said yo!!!!......Uno lavoz Your moms pussy smells like 2 old tacos

  • @SundayVenom absolutely the worst line ive ever seen

  • @mbphofan Thanx

  • Uno Lavoz vs Lucianno Crakk

  • best ad ever!

  • HILARIOUS battle.

    Can someone marv wons brother the fuck outta here - LMFAO

  • Hfk is so garbage to me. Just can't see how ppl like him as an mc

  • hfk bodied that dude uno woulda won if it was a stuttering contest

  • Uno is on hes shit 4real

  • nigga yo mom pussy got the steven seagal face .. HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • why does kotd have that ad with all of the people of color in t shirts at the end. There have never been that many black people at a KOTD event. White people can sell t-shirts too ya know.

  • @spaceusagi that's just a picture of an event. nothin more

  • @emceefocus Its not just a pic from an event its an advertisement for KOTD shirts and everyone in it is wearing a KOTD t-shirt and it has more black people in it than have ever been seen at any one place in the history of Canada. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but I'm black and it makes me want a kotd t-shirt really bad.

  • Uno has the most entertaining losing streak ever hahaha

  • @Grannybagger44 i think u jus defined his battle rap career

  • @datcreepykid agreed lol uno is still that dude, but he never wins

  • that moment at 4:54 when everyone agrees that eyerate is a fag LOL

  • @hohboxile like his mam haha

  • HFK bit that hulk hogan joe rogan from sahtyre in his bars he spits on a philip drummond vid.

  • The audio was off a bit for this one..

  • Not a fan of HFK but Uno Lavoz style just annoys me... however he is getting better. His raps are nice when he isn't trying to pull a joke out of the crowd.

  • uno getting better man.. hfk got it tho

    

  • I hope someone punches HFK

  • Hfk is mad cuz he has no friends...

  • uno's closer was banger

  • i agree with thatguy's comment Uno Lavoz vs Diaz would be a good battle @ WD3, diaz is already ready and uno would be on this game by then, love to see that shit

  • DNA really comes across badly in this! while everyones laughing, hes there standing like a retard

  • @hoboexile no its you that obviusly dont have a life who the fuck cares , you should give him some respect from that night he gave you a fucking hour of entertaining for free!!!

    So big up all the battles and all the haters should suck a dick, or even better get a life:)

  • @hoboexile Whatever man, respect for DNA for keeping his composure unlike 90% of the people in that room

  • @hoboexile Yea KOTD has always had great crowds from the start.

  • @hoboexile Think he was just composed

  • @hoboexile DNA was stoic because he was judging and he didn't want to miss anything, because he cares about the integrity of judging...

  • @hoboexile he was probly just really focused for the battle with diz

  • @hoboexile i think he's more disgusted that kotd let uno get airtime...and after the battle he had i think he can make whatever faces he pleases

  • @hoboexile Imagine him focusing before he spits 30 minutes worth of bars. He most likely isn't paying attention to anything.

  • @hoboexile lol the only time he laughed was at 14:59

  • @hoboexile Uno Lavos made DNA laugh real big!

  • @hoboexile not really you know dna says he hates the "jokes rappers"

  • @hoboexile lol yo even when he battled diz he has like mad weird reactions like hes slow or some shit... if he really does have a problem im not trying to have fun of him lol but damn

  • @wgregorios o come on laugh a little if hes retarded he would if he was you

  • @hoboexile LMFAOOO

  • @hoboexile you better hope bishop doesn't read that reply, he'll have you donating $3000 dollars for the short bus foundation haha just messing, i wouldn't say he comes across as a retard though, just uptight

  • @hoboexile DNA laughed at uno's last line in the 3rd round.

  • good battle

  • hahaha Philly

  • Uno

  • one of the funniest rap battles i ever seen!

  • uno is fucking wacker than hfk, that's saying alot

  • now I get uno's follow the leader line.

  • Uno Lavoz vs Diaz for WD3 needs to happen.

  • half of hfks jokes werent even that funny, they were pretty cheap imo

  • HFK ATE THIS GUY UP..scarborough style.

    Uno Lavoz needs to stop battling...i couldn't even listen to a word this guy said...nothing makes sense.

  • @StixxBeats well thats a lie. unless you need your ears testing, as everyone else can understand him

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  • @StixxBeats youre just exagerrating. for you to say ' his punches are barely funny' etc you must be able to understand him. im not debating whether they are funny or not im just saying hes not that hard to understand

  • DNA's wack and biased

  • SAND NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

  • Uno Lavoz stutters wayyy too much

  • touchscreen turban and a gps on his magic carpet LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

  • Im usually not a huge HFK fan but I must admit I laughed pretty hard many times during his verses haha, that was actually a really good performance

  • He be goin up to faggets like yo...

    I'm tryna fuck.

  • lmao damn this shit had me dying. shouts to uno for steppin it up in this one because even with the slip ups, this shitted all over his WD2 performance.

  • been watching HFK since he was battling outside behind garages and shit. might not be the most liked or respected rapper in the league but does deserve a title shot taking into account his dedication, perseverance and entertainment he has provided. might do more jks over bars thts his style respect it n let him prove it against sketch.. REEEMATCH!!!

  • AmAzInG bAtTlE

  • msdfanskfna;dsjg

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  • wow thats wicked bishop probally told him his bars lmao

  • Wow this was a very good matchup but HFK went in harder

  • ya mom got a touchscreen turban and ya dad got a gps in a magic carpet, i fuck with that line

  • HFK has some....SOME good rhymes, but he can't flow. 

  • they both funny as fuck, i woud have dun what DNA said, give to HFK based off of Unos slip up in the 2nd....if he wudda came consistent he wudve won hands down.

    great stuff, and Shout out to Uno cuz he didnt do HFK dirty by taking his bars and use his bars against him.

  • uno lavoz came hard.

  • HFK did his thing

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  • for whoever is hating on uno and hfk

    just stop because both these cats came a long way

    so its better your just happy for their success and talent!!

  • Never big up Gully the Kidd. There is nothing to big up

  • "..yo mam pussy got the steven seagal face" hahahah UNO 4 PRESIDENT!!!

  • uno is meh

  • Search Up "HFK Fuck A Hook" for Hfks Track, Its Dope!

  • HFK is mad funny but he sounds like a dumb ass with that lisp AND looks like a lesbian.

  • Uno working mad hard ,

    Good battle all around.

  • uno lavoz is garbage for real...

  • "YOUR MOM HAS A BODY LIKE JOE ROGAN AND A MOUSTACHE LIKE HULK HOGAN"!!!

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  • HFK vs Marvwon

  • @EminentGunner umm...

  • Uno is the funniest fuck I've ever seen on KOTD. HFK shouldn't say he's funnier than him. Good battle tho, I was crackin' up.

  • @Peetbool agreed... hfks too 1 dimensional

  • uno's better when he drinks. he was fire in this one.

    his 1st round was really good, but after that he tapered off

    hfk killed it though. tough call. i'd give it hfk since he didn't

    stutter or stumble enough to throw the battle off...uno......

    paused, stuttered, stumbled. it just wasn't as consistent

  • @MiLKS0PSTUDi0 i agree i didnt have not one beer ...smh ... i was tp stiff and trynna be lyrical ...smh lesson learned

  • brilliant battle!

  • DNA laughing at 14:58

  • Organik smiled like "you aint getting shit bitch" lol

  • HFK tried to straighten his face after laughing at uno's line about his made up word lol

  • @JD1042L hes mexican man lol jk

  • lol @ people putting out timestamps of dna laugh'n

  • Uno has been puttin in made work lately

  • Uno is the real shit!

  • Uno 2-1

  • Dna's smiling.. he just lost the rest of his teeth.

  • uno 2-1

  • loling at how the top comments are about DNA n not this battle

  • 14:58 DNA laughs again. :D

  • give hfk a titleshot