Red vs Blue Funniest Moments

[stellabella841]

The writers of this are awesome, what the hell are they doing on youtube!

[Clone128]

@stellabella841 they have their own site

[SLFChow]

I'm sorry, the funniest parts of Red vs Blue would be 180 episodes long. xP

[stuixThe13th]

transcribe audio at 5:28 hard cock war LMFAO

[sonicruelzmariosucks]

5:23 - 5:40 with transcribe audio LOL

[derreneolaiocht]

240p we meet again

[MasseyGurl12]

Love these guys lol :) <3

[kman618]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[LightningScar89]

I don't think anyone needs to select the 'funniest moments'; I'd happily watch all the seasons over and over and every moment would be ace!

[voodoo900]

honk honk

[DaMan869]

Wait a second, was that a Mongoose on Halo 2?!

[DaMan869]

Umm... I think I found a design flaw in your hole. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[L4D2Hunter25]

heres an idea: Make a Best of Caboose moments

[smileyfaceyou]

shotguns laps

[MattChurch42690]

I still think the funniest moment is when Sheila tells him he's mastered driving while he clearly hasn't. LOL.

[MyGamer125]

Which episode is it when Tucker unleashes a round into Tex's ass? (Hey chicka bum bum)

[robdyrdek181]

nice negiogating

[MrBlackknight64]

I LOVE DUCKS!

[TheKylescoolness]

simions:shotgun

griff:shotgun FUCK

dounut:shotguns lab

simions:FUCK

[admiralflynn895]

Sarge: DUCK

Caboose: a duck, where? I LOVE DUCKS

[GlitchOverpowered967]

This is so fucking stupid! I'm gay for old men, 253-4466-666

:D o=3

[TheTrippwyre24]

I will fucking stab you, computer-phone-lady!!!!!

[atlantbravesforever]

jesus what is that thing run run women and children last

[tennvolsman]

bunny and hand soup just like mom used to make!

[blackbrownkelso]

lol that is some funny stuff haha dam i love theses guys haha

they are really funny

[sonicblast211]

Guy:Said Waffles!

Monster:Waralhfass

Guy:No!No!Said now I love your ass!

Monster:RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Guy:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sexxybiscuto]

4:00 to 4:20

rolled on the floor laughing.

[TheChippsta]

Ha Ha see what the F*&^ dou know?

[Ultimatedeathninja]

wait... what happened to, "BOW CHICK HONK HONK!"?

[wastedshark11]

Transcribe audio at 5:25

[YoGamerProductionz]

240p

[luuk7daan]

Hey Simmons, just one thing.

What!?

Shotgun!!

Fuck!!

XD

[Malimeezy]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY

[MultiTino83]

i lol'ed so bad at 6:23 trough 6:27

[kiete5]

Has anybody noticed that the "top comments" isn't exactly consistent with every video on youtube? There can be a comment below the top comment with more likes.... and sometimes there's only one top comment... I have a comment on this video that has like 70+ likes, and yet the 39-liked comment is the "top comment" ? =,(

[kiete5]

@kiete5 57 likes... but still, whatever.

[skiy11]

29 people did not call dibs



[Thundrfang]

simmons: shotgun!

grif: shotgun! fuck...

donut: shotgun's lap!

simmons: fuck...

[GeneralPatton89]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU PHONE LADY

[skycullen04]

He shot a round into tex"s ass

[SuperRandomToast]

''I said in the hole!''

''Who's the bad hostage stinger, now bitch!''

''I think I found a flaw in your plan..''

''WHAT?!''

LMAO!

[SuperRandomToast]

That scene where the blue guy is on the phone. XD

[SilverAce579]

where is the one where caboose donates blood



[kiete5]

I thought I went after Simmons!!

[Durr0694]

Wait...I spoke too soon.

[Durr0694]

With the auto subs, I find it funny that it subs the voice mail perfectly.

[sinister3445]

haha see? the fuck do you know >;l xDD

[lettersnoname]

29 people thought there was an 11.

[darkrebel01]

"Like" this post if you pressed 11.

[Wangpi3ce]

"It makes perfect sense!" yeah, to bad the fucking audio transcriber doesn't, half the times i swear to god its in german.

[onetwothreesteal]

Dibs

[nickiskewl08]

DIBS

[Fabfamily5]

You suck no you suck, we suck

[Fabfamily5]

HAAAAAAAA!!!!! SO FUNNY, I WAS JUST PETING THE BUNNY AND IT WENT IN THE SOUP CAN, AND TOOK PART OF MY HAND TOO

[KamdarINC]

honk hong

[Seinpezsmith]

2:38 Ow

[zargrof1]

with automatic subtitles:

"hey tex! stop shooting you stupid bitch" was translated to "he jumping"

[BlackIceRSR]

DIBS!!!!!

[darkdesigns]

1:53 is my ALL TIME favorite scene in RvB ^_^ Can not get over how hilarious it is. :D

[killerman0922]

wait did anyone else see pacman on the wheels

[Deceptobotmc1]

what episode was 6:48 from?

[FightAFight]

LOL

Has anyone watched this with the automatic subtitles?

You've got to give it a shot.

[Zoras88]

@FightAFight there's subtitles?

[serria864]

@FightAFight thats a great thing

[kiete5]

@FightAFight Oh my god, it got one phrase right.. after the dibs, he says "i did" and it actually did it correctly!

[TheBradcake]

@FightAFight how?

[EightBall099]

@FightAFight "I was just talking to expect to get policeman for delivery option press five." That is some funny shit.

[PraetorianOverlord]

@FightAFight How do I get automatic subtitles?

[SpecterDog]

the best part of red vs blue is every secound!

[ThePistolero909]

@SpecterDog good job 12 year old

[anon7096]

Sarge, the first man to utter the word "Grifball".

[tp2212101]

@anon7096 Hi.

[anon7096]

@tp2212101 Hello



[lxlMidgetManlxl]

i like how caboose gets shot in the head at 2:35 and hes fine

[Molkifier]

@lxlMidgetManlxl "ow"

Don't worry, it didn't hit anything important.

[UltimateSmurf19]

HEY TEX! STOP SHOOTING AT US YOU STUPID BITCH!!!! Lmao XD XD!!!!

[Metriodeffect]

@mogechichioppai if you don't care why would you write a comment with a verbal abusive word and take the time to do that?

[mogechichioppai]

@Metriodeffect: why right something that can give negative points?

[taco86]

favorite part.

OW!.what the fuck, that hurt! ow!! ow!! JESUS! OW! OW, OW, STOP IT!! WHAT THE FUK! ow.ow ow,OW,!!NOW YOU SHOOTING ME, GIVE ME BREAK, THIS SUCKS, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU, COME ON!!!!!!

[Jantles]

there was a severe lack of caboose moments in this clip

[FreakinPuertaRican12]

i lyk how at 0:30 church is shooting bullets even though hes a ghost haha

[Andyboy10066]

6:35 sounds like DIB from invader zim

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[TheCwzxc]

honk honk ...Blarg

[anakain0903624]

i call shotgun...shotgun......fuck...­.i call shotguns lap.......fuck xD

[UrAiA447]

"Heey Tex ! Stop shooting you stupid bitch !" SISTER RULES

[MistahFAY324]

Why don't you put that in a memo, and title it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW.

[warrencarly]

hey simmins just one thing wat shotgun fuck 7;26

[ManiacTheChef375]

there is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE! xD

[spirtkid128]

i heard cabose say ow ate 2;38 when the girl is talking

[Rockerbro3371]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY

[brandonmwagner]

HEY TEX! STOP SHOOTING U STUPID BITCH!!!

ps Has any 1 noticed that tex is the halo version of chuck norris?

[gible08]

hey i subscribed to your channel and liked can you plz do the same i do not mean this in anyway spaming:)

[macandfriends]

okay, I made a comment about how I noticed caboose got shot, but just to clear something up (to all replies) I KNOW HE FUCKING SAID OW, YOU FUCKING WHORES

[jorgeeluis89]

there is no 11 you fucking whore!!

[Redd97428]

26 people didn't call dibs

[xShadowBulletzx]

Why doesn't my phone have the number 11 button...?

[xXJinXycat13Xx]

NO one cares if were female and love red vs blue just watch the vid

[EmoBVBFan4Eva]

im a female!!

[AmericanIdiotWannabe]

@11832SPARTAN

yes, he's a guy. I'm assuming that's what you meant with g...y.

[ihavehaloskills]

I'm a female Red vs Blue fan!!!

[GothicCharm1]

"im a women and somehow, i dont feeeel any luck here"

"i said fine women..."

[hyperdart200]

i like cabooses version of church in cabooses mind

[MacandDsProductions]

no i no 1 girl

[MacandDsProductions]

no i no 1

[ruler898]

What about the part where caboose throws a spike grenade at the wall right in front of him

[ninjaslaya321]

@ruler898 2007 video Dumb A

[ruler898]

@ninjaslaya321 Ya i checked after and i'd rather be a Dumb A than a Dumb E

[Awesomeness6269]

25 people suck

[ushdr]

over 25 people didn't call dibs

[hellzdeathmetal]

Can anyone tell me where I can find the scene where Sarge is standing next to a ...Tank I think it is, and holding the bomb and something blows up and he says "What the hell was that?!?" I can't find it anywhere =[]

[TheNourishedCOSMIC]

No we go in line it goes you then me then simmons then back down to me then you me then me then me then simmons then me simmons me me simmons you simmons me me me simmons you me then me again. it make perfect sense-Sarge

[xCannon24x]

theres no 11 you fucking whore!!

[xRawritsJess]

"I will stab you computer phone lady!!"

[12345678987654321e]

There is no 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!

I lmao so bad at that because that is exactly how the machines work it seems

[himmler251]

hey Simmons... just one thing

What

SHOTGUN

Fuck

[79megatron]

wow tex spent alot of time and used alot of bullets on one guy

[pokedragon12]

0:45 reminds me of South Park

[thesaintsnumber1fan]

i think i found a design flaw in ur hole lol

[thesaintsnumber1fan]

shotguns lap lmao

[starkillerz2425]

SIMMONS IM HAVING A BLAST GOIN IN AND OUT OF YOUR HOLE!!!

[starkillerz2425]

HOLY SHIT BLARG MEANS YES!!!!!

[juniorman0009123]

that's fucking hirlarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zembuktoo]

"AAAHAHAOOOW! -doughnut! Are you ok?- I was just p-petting the bunny and then it went into the soup can...and part of my hand went with it....!"

[JenniferLovesMusic24]

LMAO 2:30!!



[bloodybagal]

why does the caption say, hard cock war at 5:27?

[723riley]

I don't know if anyone can see it but on the right where the suggestions are one of them is Tucker's Top Ten Bow Chicka Wow Wows and the name of the person who uploaded that is Gohokekitty. I dont know if they meant " Go choke kitty" or "Go Home Kitty" hmmmmm

[24Raven24]

"blarg"

"i think blarg means yes. alien, does blarg mean yes?"

"blarg"

"holy shit blarg means yes! i speak alien!"

"unless blarg means no. which means he said no, blarg does not mean yes"

"no way. alien, am i right?"

"blarg"

"haha. see? the fuck do you know?" XD

[cpcheeter5]

2:38 *caboose gets shot in head*

caboose:ow

[totallyawesome565]

Grif:hey simmons just one thing

Simmons:what?

Grif:shotgun

Simmons:fuck

[princessyoukai1234]

@totallyawesome565

doughnut:shotguns lap :D

[totallyawesome565]

@princessyoukai1234 thats so donut

[Zwaanadon23]

lol keep pressing 8 and it sounds like he's saying pika

[joestuff4]

"red" shotgun "yellow" shotgun...fuck "pink" shotguns lap! "red" FUCK!!

lmao!! :D

[Sungetsu15]

@joestuff4

Donut: "Come on, you are wearing the standard red."

Simmons: "No. This is MAROON." LOL

[UltimateSmurf19]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER-PHONE-LADY!!!!!!!!

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!

[MrCrimsonLance]

*Caboose gets shot under all the conversation*

"Ow.."

[LaeBehleFere]

All my favourite moments include Caboose.

[juan12345671000]

Im using dibs from now on!

[gotitmemorized0000]

There is not 11 You Fucking WHORE!!!!!!

[kingsbrothers11]

season 8 episode 10. "this one goes to eleven"

[EDxAto3]

"Donut are you okay?"

"<:*( i was just petting the bunny... And then it went into the soup can.. and part of my hand went with it "

lmfao xDDDDDDD

[limitless271]

LMAO transcribe audio at 128

[haloguy7771]

how do you get shotgun on an ATV?  there is only one seat?

[PiscesGurl2014]

Women and children last..I LOVE TUCKER

[x6Reflex6x]

IVE GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!!!!!!!!!

[macandfriends]

I just realized caboose got shot in the head at 2:38 XD

[camnlong]

@macandfriends yeah and says ow

[JeanMarieRVT]

honk honk

[Mr69Gamer1]

@macandfriends hahah ye i know caboose is like aauu when somebody shot his head

[paperpro3223]

@macandfriends XD Oww

[MrKtiger]

@macandfriends yeah he even said ow haha

[skeli26]

@macandfriends well he said ow :P

[survivealist]

@macandfriends he said ow too

[katarnlunney]

@macandfriends Don't think it effected his thought process much, though...

[TheTomjay911]

@macandfriends yeah you here him saw ' ouch' haha

[legoboy1231]

(Insert comment complaining about both top comments.)

[kastHITemWITrhythm00]

sarge-"in and out like well lubricated lightning" hahaha!

[bannabred]

Am i the only FEMALE red vs blue fan?

[Aerosmith589]

@bannabred Nah, look at the Red vs Blue website forums, there's tons of them.

[BABVgirlJ]

@bannabred No! :D

[12345678987654321e]

@bannabred definitely not. Female fan right here!

[zeke8994141]

@bannabred Nope. I know like 5 people who love this... including me!! YAY! GO CABOOSE!!!!!!

[mrNikko77]

@bannabred mmm nooo, meesar superman no home

[KRAJJI96]

@bannabred defnately not!! :DDDD

[furbyeater488]

@bannabred nope!

[UltimateSmurf19]

@bannabred If so that makes you awesome and like the coolest person ever! And no I am not being sarcastic. :)

[sexyjazzy666]

@bannabred nope i love red vs blue

[yumilovesinuyasha]

@bannabred I AM TOO :D!!

[Lioness216]

@bannabred Your not. I'm female too! Long live RvB!

[whitefang4000]

@bannabred Nope :)

[m82a1light50cal]

@bannabred does being a feMALE count?

[grechyweiners]

@bannabred No i a girl and i love this its awsome!!!

[biohazardvoice]

@bannabred oh hell you no aren't. :D

[Loki7744]

@bannabred

Hehe Nope. x3

[vanessaLoveeful]

@bannabred nope. :>

[feelingnew]

@bannabred no your not my sister likes red vs blue