GTA SA tips: (1) have disc in hand,(2) reminise on Grove St.(3) get on the city bus,(4) "accidently" leave that shit next to a gamer you just spoke to(4) dont look back.
PEOPLE! PEOPLE! I have done this, by following these instructions. I conclude to say that this...WORKS! Follow these steps carefully with even more care. Thank you. ({[ THIS IS NO JOKE, NO JOKE! >:l )}]
Man, I spent my entire life using bananas for cleaning my stuff and now I know that I can eat them! And they are delicious! Thanks, you changed my life with this tutorial
what a fooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thing is it fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um, there are some right fucking marble heads on here, doesn't glass cleaner clean a majority of surfaces, wtf has rubbing a banana into the disc do? could i rub my bell end on it, its not waxy, but its got its own cheese, or for that matter could i rub it on a stranger at the bus stop or in some dog shit, fuck it, i'll take it to town & rub it on every1 i meet, if i rub it long enough will i spontaneously combust
people this is a scan because scratches is not fix ......scratches on a disc is a plastic scratches an is not fix ......the only way you can fix it is if u send ur disc to a professional they well remove the plastic cover on the cd and the cd will be as new
All these how to fix videos are s fcking retarded. YOU NEVER ARE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN GAME DISC'S IN A CIRCULAR MOTION, YOU FAGGOTS YOU CLEAN FROM THE CENTER OUTWARD
@XxVadikitxX you're honestly retarded. have fun ruining your consoles lense. if you cannot contemplate what that means, then go suck a cock uneducated fuck.
@WiserAsIGrow agean, my Cd is working fine, they use banana Oil in cd cleaners, Go know your shit before you talk shit dick faced monkey.You call me uneducated?
@XxVadikitxX you're completely uneducated, dumb fuck learn to read or don't respond to my comments, here i'll quote it and capitalize it for you half-sized brain. "YOU WILL FUCK UP YOUR CONSOLES ROM LENSE BECAUSE YOU'RE DISTORTING THE HOLES ON THE DVD-R DVD-DL, CD-R I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THERE'S BANANA OIL IN CD CLEANERS RETARD I SAID YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK UP THE LENSE BY CLEANING IT IN A CIRCULAR MOTION" so before little fat boys like you talk, learn proper enlgish, dumbass american.
@WiserAsIGrow Interesting, if you read my past comments, i said it does fine. and what, your going to group up Americans together? your not impressing anybody, your not hurting me with your lifeless insults.so just stop before you embarrass yourself even more. Dumbass Brit. Brush your teeth.
@VotzSKiLLioN you never clean discs in circular motions it makes the reader's lense degrade over time, so eventually it wont read even new games, BEWARE.
Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, wait
Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, wait
you know shit all about cleaning discs.... never wipe in a circular motion as all that is really going to do is push around hard objects on the surface of the disc... you should wipe from the center towards the outside of the disc
DON’T READ THIS IS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BUT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. HOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE ORESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREE. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Thank you :D
wagwenblad 5 days ago
@jimthebig i got a question, if i mix peanut butter with my bannana, will it become twice as clean?
olddog5655 1 week ago
Don't you have to wipe discs outwards and not in a circular motion?
YeldarbLlits1 1 week ago
thack a lot fuck u bitch i didt work dishship
mortalivan 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
it might work can u be my friend im 10 can we hang out i will try to take off the scrach alright
mortalivan 1 week ago
This just made it worse thanks a lot!
mrcereal94 1 week ago
@mrcereal94 realy try it again ithink u didt wrong bitch
mortalivan 1 week ago
cool i gonna try it
Neee35 2 weeks ago
we are in 2012 now lol so of course its patched.
dont even try it
tOonisurfer 2 weeks ago
i now have ants inside my home stereo !!
Eact84 2 weeks ago
Sorry , an apple*
Lyricstothego 3 weeks ago
Ok i dont have bananas now at my house can i use apple or any fruit??
Lyricstothego 3 weeks ago
does this work
TheGh3legends 3 weeks ago
a better way that actually works scrape the disc on your sidewalk vigorously all the scratch will be complete removal
picaticatara 3 weeks ago
i can't thank you enough for the comment at 2:06!
irritatingbastard71 1 month ago
GTA SA tips: (1) have disc in hand,(2) reminise on Grove St.(3) get on the city bus,(4) "accidently" leave that shit next to a gamer you just spoke to(4) dont look back.
Reginellicapone 1 month ago
It not real
taury456 1 month ago
I heard this got patched.
TheConservativesrock 1 month ago
WTF really I never knew this would work thanks :)
And wait you can eat bananas ?
ADKIc3mAnX36O 1 month ago
Dumb Doesnt Work
t4rochlin 1 month ago
Adivinha o que ele fez com a banana depois.
MrNokachishikimime 1 month ago
Does this seriously work?...
diamondlighting101 1 month ago
does this even work
MIKEtheBEST1231 1 month ago
the 99.9% of the people who saw this, will try this method with a virgin CD that has no scratch or any guilt at all
cabezadechele 2 months ago
yea i dont be leave u y because u dont show much prof of that fact that it works and u most likely switch the dvd
megatechno3k 2 months ago
But will it blend?
Ozzzie968 2 months ago 11
@Ozzzie968 Yes but then your stuck at where you were before and need to clean it again :(
ididi9 3 weeks ago
@Ozzzie968 But DOES it blend damn it! If your gonna steal something at least do it right.
sypher221 2 weeks ago
@sypher221 It's not does "But does it blend?" I see "But will it blend?" All the time.
Ozzzie968 1 week ago
It works, cheap, natural and safe
wdowa94 2 months ago
didin work!
TheXkingXlikeXdinner 2 months ago
works
semisilentgamer 3 months ago
PEOPLE! PEOPLE! I have done this, by following these instructions. I conclude to say that this...WORKS! Follow these steps carefully with even more care. Thank you. ({[ THIS IS NO JOKE, NO JOKE! >:l )}]
TWIXHIT 3 months ago in playlist TWIXHIT's favorites
But will it work?
barsn11 3 months ago
bullshit
enricokorderos 3 months ago
Man, I spent my entire life using bananas for cleaning my stuff and now I know that I can eat them! And they are delicious! Thanks, you changed my life with this tutorial
MrAllanDelon 3 months ago 36
thank you :D
Juliane8268 3 months ago
i wonder if it glitches the movie or game........... Call of Duty Banana Ops.......... or over the banana instead of over the hedge
INF3RNOCLAN 3 months ago
im sure its a diffrent disk
SuLiaNah1222 3 months ago
can i use an orange instead of banana?
mohabiraq1 3 months ago
i can't stop laughing at your comments .........
stromdinesh 3 months ago
Just go to a store and get it buffed professionally for $1. you waste more money and effort trying to do it yourself only to get mixed results
halranger 3 months ago
your wiping it wrong your supposed to wipe form the center out in a straight motion not circular.
sherman123play 3 months ago
what a fooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thing is it fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
himanshu750 3 months ago
wow.. that is cool! I didn't know bananas are a good use to clean cb/dvd scratches. thanks for uploading this!!
TheUjay 3 months ago
he changed the cd at 1.30
2012hashim 4 months ago
-.-
J4Yh7 4 months ago
i just realized i did this 4 years ago and it didnt work xD
TehJimmyman 4 months ago
@CaptainCoolMSD
katherinegiovanelli9 4 months ago
does this really work?
lisas808 4 months ago
This shit made it worse! U owe me a donnie darko dvd a hole
CharlyXlopez 4 months ago
@CharlyXlopez wait....you actually tried this....wow
PR2Playas 4 months ago
i tried it and your ass got my ps3 on fire so now u got to pay me $300
jared7053 4 months ago
@jared7053 hahahaha omg hahahaha can't stop laughing!
48some 4 months ago
@jared7053 hahahaha omg hahahaha can't stop laughing at your comment xD
48some 4 months ago
pfff.. if you had not cut away i would believe this was real.
andy86i 4 months ago
thanks! this really works!! i tried it!
1charlsam1 4 months ago
damnt i nedd to clean my 3ds
piplies 4 months ago
Retard is not working
friskind 4 months ago
10 bucks says that cd was swopped @ 1:31
bear37940 4 months ago
i didnt know u could eat bananas i thought they were just for cleaning! no way! im gonna go eat one! smh
dippindean177 4 months ago
@DJStaticAvenger i already have one : ] bought it last month
SuperGoldenGlory2001 5 months ago
um, there are some right fucking marble heads on here, doesn't glass cleaner clean a majority of surfaces, wtf has rubbing a banana into the disc do? could i rub my bell end on it, its not waxy, but its got its own cheese, or for that matter could i rub it on a stranger at the bus stop or in some dog shit, fuck it, i'll take it to town & rub it on every1 i meet, if i rub it long enough will i spontaneously combust
undeaddread 5 months ago
no do not use this!!! it does not work!!! the scratch is still there!!do not use!
MrShuffler2000 5 months ago
people this is a scan because scratches is not fix ......scratches on a disc is a plastic scratches an is not fix ......the only way you can fix it is if u send ur disc to a professional they well remove the plastic cover on the cd and the cd will be as new
rock858965 5 months ago
513 are monkeys
TheMRHuskyy 5 months ago
is it okey to ejaculat on the scratched CD then wipe it
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mrdopman 5 months ago
is it okey to ejaculat on the scratched dc then wipe it
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mrdopman 5 months ago 2
@mrdopman
ew man thats gross
lolman0100 5 months ago
@CaptainCoolMSD whats funny about it
tr1musik 5 months ago
wtf ? u just change the cd ;/
YeBunnyPL 5 months ago
hey can anyone tell me if this works or not cos im dying to play my ps3 game badly!!!!
Maddie578 5 months ago
XD
tvircunanton 5 months ago
NOW THE DISK DONT PLAY , ATTRACTING FLIES THOU !!
rubusxxx 5 months ago
this dont work
JoanCollins2009 5 months ago
@JoanCollins2009
No shit.
Fluffypopcicle 5 months ago
@Fluffypopcicle
you could try wiping it with the end of your nob
JoanCollins2009 5 months ago
@JoanCollins2009
I could try wiping the end of my nob on you.
Fluffypopcicle 5 months ago
@Fluffypopcicle
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww you wish .
JoanCollins2009 5 months ago
@JoanCollins2009
You should have seen that one cumming.
Fluffypopcicle 5 months ago
were did you get that but cool
blackhawk421000 5 months ago
cool but weird
camryncook 5 months ago
I didn't have bananas so I used my dick, and it worked!
allyooptopside 6 months ago 34
Your bullshit! This don't work.
ethanfilms190 6 months ago
@ethanfilms190 it's "you're" you fucking simpleton
Downbeat1984 5 months ago
@Downbeat1984 ahahahahahah
Downbeat1984 5 months ago
@ethanfilms190Your bullshit! This don't work.
ethanfilms190 6 days ago
Clearly not, and you spelled you're wrong...again
Downbeat1984 5 months ago
@ethanfilms190 And it's "this DOESN'T work" nice job cupcake.
Downbeat1984 5 months ago
i tried my own method of cleaning a disc with a bannana, and this is what you have to do different:
GO TO A STORE AND BUFFER THE FARGIN DISK!
(and enjoy the delicious ripe bannana, forget this guy.)
BaileyBay4 6 months ago
why did i really try this????
thelordofwar22567 6 months ago
XD i was laughing my ass off
MrSwfan778 6 months ago
this fucking fake my cd does not work
paco57ify 6 months ago
and the women use tha bananas for other stuff be logic!!!!!!!!!
kititojr 6 months ago
he changed the disc !!
laredoish 6 months ago 2
yo fuxkkkin bitxhhh tht shytt dnt wrkk
raymoneyrayray55 6 months ago
i did it and i... wasted my banana :(
Jockergameplays 6 months ago
thx its work
marwanvs 6 months ago
i dont even wanna know what kind of sick things he was doing to figure this one out
18yer 6 months ago
@XxVadikitixX you will indeed FUCK YOUR CONSOLE UP
dennis4245 6 months ago
@XxVadukitxX go suck a dick
dennis4245 6 months ago
how bout removing smthing else THIS FUCKED UP VIDEO
dennis4245 6 months ago
I though banana was a metaphor for penis? crap....
morg92 6 months ago
I don't care if my CD doesn't work at all. I only want CD that smells like banana.
vilperi27 6 months ago
cool i will try
ryankeslar 6 months ago
All these how to fix videos are s fcking retarded. YOU NEVER ARE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN GAME DISC'S IN A CIRCULAR MOTION, YOU FAGGOTS YOU CLEAN FROM THE CENTER OUTWARD
WiserAsIGrow 6 months ago
@WiserAsIGrow Well why did it work for me and him huh?
XxVadikitxX 6 months ago
@XxVadikitxX LOL OK, ENJOY FUCKING UP YOUR ROM'S LENSE LMFAO.
WiserAsIGrow 6 months ago
@WiserAsIGrow Sorry, dident fuck up shit ass goblin.
XxVadikitxX 6 months ago
@XxVadikitxX you're honestly retarded. have fun ruining your consoles lense. if you cannot contemplate what that means, then go suck a cock uneducated fuck.
WiserAsIGrow 6 months ago
@WiserAsIGrow agean, my Cd is working fine, they use banana Oil in cd cleaners, Go know your shit before you talk shit dick faced monkey.You call me uneducated?
XxVadikitxX 6 months ago
@XxVadikitxX you're completely uneducated, dumb fuck learn to read or don't respond to my comments, here i'll quote it and capitalize it for you half-sized brain. "YOU WILL FUCK UP YOUR CONSOLES ROM LENSE BECAUSE YOU'RE DISTORTING THE HOLES ON THE DVD-R DVD-DL, CD-R I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THERE'S BANANA OIL IN CD CLEANERS RETARD I SAID YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK UP THE LENSE BY CLEANING IT IN A CIRCULAR MOTION" so before little fat boys like you talk, learn proper enlgish, dumbass american.
WiserAsIGrow 6 months ago
@WiserAsIGrow Interesting, if you read my past comments, i said it does fine. and what, your going to group up Americans together? your not impressing anybody, your not hurting me with your lifeless insults.so just stop before you embarrass yourself even more. Dumbass Brit. Brush your teeth.
XxVadikitxX 6 months ago
@WiserAsIGrow Learn to spell Kbye.
XxVadikitxX 6 months ago
@WiserAsIGrow dumbass Brit
XxVadikitxX 6 months ago
@WiserAsIGrow you're just jealous because the American has decent teeth.
morethansalt 6 months ago
@morethansalt lol ok. im in the states,a nd i heavily disagree with that statement.
WiserAsIGrow 6 months ago
i think ill go make one where i shit on the disc/leave for 40 sec-1 min. and wipe with an old t-shirt
things needed:
1. one ass 2. toilet paper 3. a camera 4. air freshener 5. a sense of humor and 2 CDs
bear37940 6 months ago 9
@bear37940 ROFLMAO do it
damndog66 6 months ago
@bear37940 hahahahahahaha when i first read it i was on the floor laughing my ass off crazy
GuineapigManify 6 months ago
Why would idiot ever try this!!!
Keyblademastr1 6 months ago
this video is a scam from the Banana companies.... they wanna make you buy them, BUT THEY DON"T REMOVE SCRATCHES, they are fruit people.
lokilindo 6 months ago
But he says in a circular motion! D:
VotzSKiLLioN 6 months ago
@VotzSKiLLioN you never clean discs in circular motions it makes the reader's lense degrade over time, so eventually it wont read even new games, BEWARE.
WiserAsIGrow 6 months ago
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FAKE !!! FUCK YOU
LucasBlancDu46 6 months ago
anyone else ate their banana after it didnt work
Sleeky20x 6 months ago
This is so legit,it works i can now play my long scratched girls gone wi....er garfield disc
Flapjizzle69 6 months ago 3
@Flapjizzle69 nice
Sleeky20x 6 months ago
thumbs up if the bannana you used for this experiment tasted like a data that you wiped off the disk :D
samking0122 6 months ago
who was that stupid to do this? :D
ErIkOsSsS 6 months ago
just use sommthing to clean glasses jeez not that hard :|
katynic25 6 months ago
494 people werent happy with there results
BESTUS3RN4MEEVR 6 months ago
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And you see, this is what a loser does all day in his mother's basement....
xWolfyChanx 6 months ago
poopoo
a7xskate44 6 months ago
@a7xskate44 xD
xWolfyChanx 6 months ago
it worked for me. at least it helped
ClanTKillers 6 months ago
you are probably righ t cause he dosent even show th game of the disc
xXchipmunkXx367 6 months ago
look at the disc in the beginning then look at the end
SuicidalSaviorr 6 months ago
watch 1:31
R3MIXIT545 6 months ago
thats a lie he changed the disc because he didnt show the discwhen he sprayed the glass cleaner
R3MIXIT545 6 months ago
mustuve been smoking when he did the video o_0
xxkaboo562xx 6 months ago
can i just eat the banana??? LoL....
kolokoftis03 6 months ago
fake and gay
SuperGOproductions 6 months ago
This works guys i tried it for years
DaSnEaKyOnE1 6 months ago
Thank's man ;)
Mr9craft 6 months ago
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Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, wait
sk8boarder619 6 months ago
you know shit all about cleaning discs.... never wipe in a circular motion as all that is really going to do is push around hard objects on the surface of the disc... you should wipe from the center towards the outside of the disc
wobbleknob 6 months ago 6
now me and my freind can't play ps3 games anymoreWHY?
he's allergic to the bannana's
SuperGoldenGlory2001 6 months ago 59
482 people dont like bananas in their dvds
rainbowNickk 6 months ago
Remeber.... Banans can be used for eating too!!! :O
ARMYBOYOliver 6 months ago
Guys Use Oranges , Maybe it will works better than a banana , what do u think smart jimmy ?
Blaabaan 6 months ago
PEOPLE GET A BUFFER IT CLENS SCRATCHES OFF OF CD's AND DVD's
mdh576 6 months ago
People should know that it's impossible to remove scratches from a CD/DVD. The data it's lost! You can't put it back on the disc!
nge1301 6 months ago
Omg it didnt work :]
Lance560 6 months ago
Didn't work, thx though...!
mastermagic21 7 months ago
I've a friend who did something similar, she got a scratch in the display of her notebook and looked for how to fix it... well she foud 2 ways:
1) this. But she had not bannanas in her home that day(>.>)
2) Toothpaste.
YamiSs10 7 months ago
actulay it might work cus of the acid in the banan and the peel
shadowsbro00 7 months ago
horse shit i say horse shit
NarutoLoveyDovey 7 months ago
@NarutoLoveyDovey agreed
theGH3master456 7 months ago
@NarutoLoveyDovey lol
mattgarcia2010 6 months ago
after that eat the disk and enjoy
nosanawras1 7 months ago
what gave you this idia
monsterenergy825 7 months ago
does it rlly have to be fresh?
guitarmanbadass 7 months ago
what if im unaware that im allergic to bananas and then i do this and get an allergic recation it would be your fault D:
RaccoonTogepi 7 months ago
seriously i can eat bananas ?!?!?!??!
undude103 7 months ago
it works but the disc smells bad!
mario47795 7 months ago 4
ya thay thurnd it around loser
MrObiwan00 7 months ago
you can hear the scraches when he wipes it with the cloth
paquettefranke22 7 months ago
last tip:
use left over banana to shove up ur ass:)
HARRMONIZE 7 months ago 3
wow
miyaka1123 7 months ago
last tip:
use left over banana for smoothie and or delicious desert after :)
gooman989898 7 months ago
Ummm, my banana is in my stomach
MrVegaman13 7 months ago
This worked on my friend's disk,but i still prefer cleaning with hot water. ;)
milicica17 7 months ago
This is the worst sex ed class I've ever seen
Jako98145 7 months ago 3
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DON’T READ THIS IS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BUT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. HOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE ORESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREE. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
440181 7 months ago
And remember... woman love´s bananas!!!
Hentaiboy009 7 months ago
@Hentaiboy009 im a a girl and i dont like banana >..<
miyaka1123 7 months ago 2
@miyaka1123 Rude girl... :3
Hentaiboy009 2 months ago
@Hentaiboy009 ohh , im not >__>
miyaka1123 2 months ago
@miyaka1123 Sorry... i dont believe it... XD
Hentaiboy009 2 months ago
@miyaka1123 JUMMMM... Rude girl?? :333
Hentaiboy009 2 months ago
@Hentaiboy009 i dont like banana , the taste is not good
miyaka1123 2 months ago
@miyaka1123 all right miyaka... what do you like then?? Lemon :3??
Hentaiboy009 2 months ago