She Hides Money up There!

[DaToNyOyO]

What was the guy looking for..?

The gap between her big, fat, thighs. No luck there. To fat.

[DaToNyOyO]

Stop Jewing all the nose, Neil. Other people need some nose too.

Won't somebody think of the children?

[iopunderstealth]

@DaToNyOyO Never! I deserve it all!

[imaginepeace63]

You are pretty good buty I don't have time to subscribe.

[treegirl8]

he found waldo! :D

[Silverleaf980]

he was trying to find the way to narnia

[Silverleaf980]

Im guessing he was looking something called a vigina... or a cookie.

[Silverleaf980]

Im guessing he was looking something called a vigina... or a cookie.

[cooltubes547]

Sorry I ran out of room, anyways I just felt like sharing this as I thought it might help or you might enjoy it in some way.

[cooltubes547]

Hey Neal I haven't watched your show in a long time, actually I haven't watched anything on youtube for a long time for whatever reason. Anyways I am enjoying going through all the videos that I have missed over said time period. Whilst going through the video's I noticed you talk a fair amount about stupidity and stupid people. This reminded me of something my Physics prof. told me last year; "stupid always wins." I have found this has helped me alot when I get frustrated over general stupidity

[zroxss]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[ThatGuyThatKnowsYouu]

LOLZZZZ "FUCK YOU KARL!!!"

I love the Neal show, also where the hell where you tonight BRAH?!!!!

And above all else "Trains will always win FTW!"

"And bacon is the answer to happiness!"

[Azoicum]

Hi plastersNeals dude Q: how much time get a YouTube Channel, exist after dead Q: I love to watch the reruns of the show that happens regularly....Man Who Are You?

[daymyth]

Dude, that giftwrap idea, is kinda really genius. You really should be selling it. And maybe a corresponding card to.

I don't think you can patent the idea anymore though... so poo. Maybe you still have copyright to it though.

[FightingSpirt]

Your remind me and sound like Randal from clerks. xD

[Deckdefender]

TODAY IS A SAD DAY FOR FANS OF "THE SHOW WITH NEAL"

NEAL DIED TODAY IN A TRAGIC WATER SKIING / ICE SCULPTING ACCIDENT TODAY.

[frick1967]

he's looking for his lost beaver he had stuffed at the taxidermist, sadly he misunderstood the writing on the bathroom stall.

[ozeri]

man ... you need to be on the TV haha ...

you have the talent .

[iopunderstealth]

@ozeri I lack the conscience required ;)

[itsMinuteMaid]

@iopunderstealth confidence*

[waffle1997]

I may be a bastard but im not cheeky.....wait, that didn't come out right. I may be cheeky but im not a bastard

[1ockedand1oaded]

he was looking for wherever that strange fishy smell was coming from. He found it.

[kilermitko]

He was looking for the meaning of life.Yes he found it.

[iopunderstealth]

@kilermitko I think we all must look for the meaning of life...in the same place...

[ReikaNohara]

I cannot believe that I forgot about this. I am the worst viewer ever. FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEE

[iopunderstealth]

@ReikaNohara I forgot about this video too...worst video maker ever :)

[denmur383]

OK! I favoured this show, but keep your hands off my children. If you want a shot at the wife, we can make arrangements. Please bring a rubber mallet, not a cheap polyvinyl chloride knock-off either. She has wake for work when all is said and done.

[iopunderstealth]

@denmur383 Sounds like I might have a new business idea ;)

[19lfm12]

In re the picture:

"Ah...so that thing DOES get tv reception!"

:)

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 It would explain a lot of things, like why women feel like its ok to bore us.

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth lol......it would be even more amusing if he was drinking a beer while operating a remote...

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 He wouldn't be able to hold her up then...unless he has telekinesis...

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Grammar issue: he 'uses' telekinesis is better. He 'has telekinesis' makes it sound like a disease.

The absurd inverse: "she uses Diabetes". Or "I am using my heart attack'. ...."He uses explosive diarrhea".

For what.....an assault weapon?

Absolutely puntastic.:D

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 Perhaps the most fun comment in recent weeks, how you have been missed.

"I used my Alzheimer's to help Jimmy forget about that time with the rug and the broom"

By the way, telekinesis IS a disease, or so the stupid people in those fucking X-men movies seem to think! ;)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth The tale of Jimmy with the rug and the broom.......sounds ....interesting:p

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 It was...and then he forgot it, I think he is a happier person now ;)

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth I demand cookies.

[fewthinkers]

He's looking for the Dolphin Friendly logo.

[iopunderstealth]

@fewthinkers I don't think he's going to find it...

[PistolOfShame]

QOTD: Bacon. No.

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame Well that is just all kinds of disappointing!

[PistolOfShame]

@iopunderstealth He did find sausage though.

... wait a second...

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame Sounds delicious....oh...crap...

[sarkhan666]

bacon statement = another subscriber lol

[iopunderstealth]

@sarkhan666 I knew it would pay off eventually!

[Marchetti14]

He's looking for the last glimmer of his heterosexuality



[iopunderstealth]

@Marchetti14 I doubt he found it there...sadly, only people that watch the show can find it!

[danetrain05]

That's a picture of me. That's how I found out I was gay.

[iopunderstealth]

@danetrain05 You mean that was the giveaway other than joining cheerleading?

[branch1001]

He was just checking she didn't have a penis...

[iopunderstealth]

@branch1001 I wonder what he found out...

[branch1001]

@iopunderstealth a penis

[iopunderstealth]

@branch1001 OH NO! The plot thickens!

[PistolOfShame]

@iopunderstealth I'm just going to go ahead and wonder how many people have insinuated or flat-out stated that she has a penis?

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame I wonder why you would wonder about such a thing... ;)

[PistolOfShame]

@iopunderstealth Six, and one Cthulhu.

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame I don't usually count in Cthulhu's but then again...this is the show with Neal, anything can happen.

[PistolOfShame]

@iopunderstealth Didn't you know? The entire Cthulhu Mythos is one huge, elaborate penis joke.

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame Sounds like they would like the show :)

[fiddlestick89]

I don't want you to have my child Neal.. I'm sorry.

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 Am I not up to your standards?

[lukarthus]

he's looking for toilet paper because she is about to take a dump on his face

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus Oh, I cannot count the number of times that has happened to me...largely because I can't count to zero ;)

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

wow that sounds like a personal problem ... not the not being able to count to zero that is perfectly normal. what is abnormal is the fact that you can't seem to get a girl to take a dump on your face

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus It just never stuck me as attractive, I know, I'm weird. Haha

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

it should be every man's dream to have a chick take a dump on your face. That's what my dad told me ... but then again my dad lives in an RV and doesn't have a job

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus Does he also claim that well paying jobs are overrated?

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

no he says "I find not having a job more adventurous then having one" *facepalm*

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus It is though, considering that he'll be on the run from debt collectors for a while who will insist that they just want to talk to his kneecaps ;)

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

lol, should i feel bad that I can make fun of my Dad so easily?

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus I can make fun of my father even more easily...it helps me get through the day...well, that and alcohol...

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

Well for me it's making fun of my father and arizona green tea =)

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus You make fun of Arizona green tea? Hahaha

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

know I meant I drink Arizona green tea not making fun of it lol.

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus Well, that's significantly more boring...

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

I am sorry my drinking of tea is not very entertaining for you

[iopunderstealth]

@lukarthus Well, I'm sorry that my videos are not very entertaining to you ;)

[lukarthus]

@iopunderstealth

I forgive you but only because I actually am entertained by your videos

[shackisdown1]

ohh yess oregon ducks! mah team... eugene oregon hot ass and yes he found it!

[iopunderstealth]

@shackisdown1 I spend many hours a day looking for this...I'm glad he found it!

[Snotball59701]

looking way better with short hair brother. Yeah fuck that Carl guy!

[iopunderstealth]

@Snotball59701 My hair is longer than in the last episode, are you trying to offend me? :)

[Snotball59701]

@iopunderstealth haha i just happened to notice the haircut. last time i may have been laughing too hard :P Glad to see the summer has arrived, and you're back in action!

[iopunderstealth]

@Snotball59701 Summer has yet to arrive here, been rainy and cold...awesome! Haha

[PistolOfShame]

@iopunderstealth that's because you live in Canada, nitwit

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame Where is nitwit? Never heard of that city ;)

[alaninnh]

He's saying, "Hey look, there's a stalactite in that cave!"

[iopunderstealth]

@alaninnh I don't know how to react, either with disgust, laughing...or both?

[waffle1997]

is "It really gets on my pet peeves." proper english?

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 She's blonde and in high school...what do you expect?

[PistolOfShame]

@waffle1997 ... In other words, no. It should either be, "It gets on my nerves," or, "It's one of my pet peeves."

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame Indeed it should, but I bet no one noticed :)

[CroweSong]

thumbs up if you have respect for neal, making an awesome and amazing effort to reply to the comments :`) he is my new hero.

[iopunderstealth]

@CroweSong Even if I'm about as quick as a quadriplegic in a foot race?

[PistolOfShame]

@iopunderstealth Even if you are as slow as a sectaplegic in a foot race.

[CroweSong]

lol the show wouldent be funny unless he was a jerk. xD baka o3o

[sk8erguy552]

He's looking for the portal to Narnia.

[iopunderstealth]

@sk8erguy552 I bet he found something much more terrifying ;)

[FenrisulfrAgni]

@iopunderstealth or glorious....like a happy birthday bacon cake. with extra happiness. meaning extra bacon.

Ya know.....kinda reminds me of Epic Meal Time.....those guys use bacon and jack daniels in just about everything they make. You may die of coronary artery disease....but you will die happy.

[iopunderstealth]

@FenrisulfrAgni In that instance, I believe I will die a happy man...a blind one...but a happy one ;)

[CroweSong]

trains win, except.. maybe against chuck norris, jesus, and aparently, neal, whom with is competing with jesus. ;)

[iopunderstealth]

@CroweSong That might be the breaking point of the feud, it may come down to who can stand up to the most trains ;)

[CroweSong]

@iopunderstealth i think you could beat jesus if you teamed up with chuck norris! *plan achieved* and when you beat him, Jesus` name can be on the fridge o` shame, and you can thank me when you go to hell ;)

[iopunderstealth]

@CroweSong Who says Jesus and Chuck aren't the same person?

[CroweSong]

@iopunderstealth chuck Norris EVOLVED from Jesus, pkmon ref. FTW ;p

[iopunderstealth]

@CroweSong Evolving - Putting angry eyes on a larger version of the pokemon ;)

[CroweSong]

@iopunderstealth have u noticed, every other person has said, Narnia.... well im bringing back an old joke, maybe hes batshitcrazy, and is looking for Venus xD

[iopunderstealth]

@CroweSong I didn't know Venus was lost ;)

[Cabose1fn]

@iopunderstealth because she's not in the kitchen, so he is confused

[iopunderstealth]

@Cabose1fn That would confuse me too, and now my whole world is collapsing!

[M0nkeeman1200]

Last time I eat dinner (coincidentally pizza) while watching YouTube.

[iopunderstealth]

@M0nkeeman1200 Eat at your own risk while watching the show :)

[Keyoko15]

Awesome video ^^

[iopunderstealth]

@Keyoko15 Are you just saying that because you're featured?

[waffle1997]

Tried to find a vagina..... found a penis

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Sounds like a horror movie plot!

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth what would you name it?

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Switcharoo!

[PistolOfShame]

@waffle1997 definitely The Thing That Came From Under Her Skirt

[iopunderstealth]

@PistolOfShame That one is much better! But I think we should come out with a series of "switcharoos!"

[IonStorm889]

I'm pretty sure he was looking for the cocaine that I put in her vag to smuggle across the border.

(I hope I didn't make you an accessory to the crime by telling you that...)

[iopunderstealth]

@IonStorm889 I am a criminal for doing the show regardless ;)

[manzoo10000]

He was looking for waldo. He's always hiding, what a pussy. (see what i did there?)

[iopunderstealth]

@manzoo10000 I do see what you did there, and I am happy you did it :)

[Dethenger]

I think it's obvious what he was looking for; a panty-clad vagina. Unfortunately for our intrepid treasure hunter, what he found instead, judging from his facial expression, was Cthulhu (praise him), who's icy stare pierced the man's soul and informed him beyond a shadow of a doubt that a millennium of darkness was on the horizon; that Cthulhu (praise him) would reign supreme.

[iopunderstealth]

@Dethenger I am particularly impressed by the overall humor in this comment, a strong contender to be featured, well done!

[Dethenger]

@iopunderstealth

yessss >D

[iopunderstealth]

@Dethenger Your comments are usually strong, but I do think you had disappeared for a while ;)

[Dethenger]

@iopunderstealth

Well, school got out in May; prior to that, I was too preoccupied with school to watch The Show; and all of June, I was so elated about the end of the school year that I spent like, two weeks at my friend's houses. The other week or so of June I was sick as a dog and was in bed all week listening to Pink Floyd on repeat until I willed myself into good health.

But now I'm totally free again, so as long as there are more episodes of The Show, I'll be watching them! :D

[iopunderstealth]

@Dethenger well, when I get time off from my 4 jobs, there will be new shows ;)

[fintan1471]

Fantastic! 

[iopunderstealth]

@fintan1471 Thanks, glad you liked it :)

[Wolfogre]

I'd rather watch your show than go to church.

What the guy is doing? He's looking for cooties.

[iopunderstealth]

@Wolfogre Wanting to watch my show over church doesn't say much about my show :)

[MetalZeat]

Fuck him in the ear!

[iopunderstealth]

@MetalZeat I think that that could be dangerous :)

[TylerGWelch]

He was looking for cheese cake. Who the hell is not looking for cheese cake at any given time. Think about it, you're playing a video game, cheese cake crosses your mind, you go searching in girl's skirts.

[iopunderstealth]

@TylerGWelch Yeah, I've had that happen before...kinda...

[beautyofgrea]

OMG was that an AD I just saw? :P

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Yes, yes it was ;) You have officially helped me buy a coffee ;)

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

Lol... I always wanna hold a conversation with you while I watch your videos, cause I either want to bitch or what not. :P

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea At some point, you shall have this opportunity ;)

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

Dont lie to me Neal. You never talk to me unless I comment on your silly videos. :P

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Not true, I could prove your lie by ignoring you now ;)

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

Ohhh so you just dont talk to me anymore. I understand how it is Neal, I understand...

jerk.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea But do you understand? Do you really?

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

That you no longer love me and value me no longer as your favorite viewer.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea I didn't know I was capable of emotions...

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

I suppose not and now you ignore me. My poor unloved self. D: Lol

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea I have ignored no one...at all...kinda...right?

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

You ignore me.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea That sounds more like a request, maybe you want me to ignore you?

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

.....

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Or maybe you just want to ignore me ;)

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

You're the one who never IM's me back!

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea I have no idea what you're talking about...what's an IM?

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

Such a pain!

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea an IM is a pain? I hope I don't get one...

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

xP

[littlemandypie90]

he was looking for a portal to another dimension full of skeletons.... (see. "the haunted vagina" novel lol)

[iopunderstealth]

@littlemandypie90 I think we've all read it, it's titled "my ex's" in this country, its about me ;)

[HayabusaFRG]

He was looking for a Hula Hoop, and yes, yes he did find it.

[iopunderstealth]

@HayabusaFRG Wow, what an odd place to look...and to find for that matter...

[CroweSong]

*buys a bunch of beers* hhhhheeeerrreeee manager manager manger....

[iopunderstealth]

@CroweSong Sounds like you could be a competitor for my audience ;)

[ShroomSamich]

oh hi neal

[iopunderstealth]

@ShroomSamich Hello ;)

[tsunayoshisawada]

He's looking for Narnia

[iopunderstealth]

@tsunayoshisawada That's not how you do it!