FAKE Australian! = Fauxstralian (Toby Tells Tales)

[JayEmSeeProductions]

It's cool not to have cheese on you're pizza Toby, we know you're lactose intolerant.

[SuperCherry3000]

Haha :'D

[FalconMuffin]

When did Toby get so nice? xD

This is like Toby's equally hilarious evil twin.

[emzluvsyaall]

HAHA

She was like "Here's my fake boobs"

and I was liike "Here's my fake me."

[rowanarblaster]

Ok I'm from

[vanoorgasm]

This Toby is so much fun!!

[ThePolkadog]

Toby used to be rather....mean. I like the present Toby. :D

[HowToTintWindow]

You have a good Aussie accent, but you sound way more new Zealanderer. Who the hell likes Aussie accents? Our accent sucks.. it's so nasally.

[TheLegendOfZeldaLu2]

I like this toby better

[whatsup651]

Whoa!! Toby seems like a completely different person now!!

[MegaJax96]

mi just love it how all americans think we sound like that when we sound COMPLETLY different

[VietnamTom1955]

THATS HOW I EAT MY PIZZA!

[MagneticProductions7]

Oh my god. Toby, if I didn't idolise you so much, I would rage at you for your perception of Australia.

[PhreshEsh]

I don't know why but when he was like "here are my fake boobs" "well, here's my fake me" I couldn't stop laughing xD

[AusShinDig]

Pretty close, far better than most people who try our accent. Happy Australia Day mate :)

[EnozWS]

did you see that human anatomic figure with its... you know, making rounds at the end of the vid?!

[aidancookie]

ok know on 26/01 or on leap year 27/01 its all good go to a bar and yell out happy australia day do the voice and say melben not melbun chicks chicks chicks and more chicks son

[mrBFMV887]

happy australia day Toby ;)... i am australian and it is actually australia :D

[OmgRawrify]

Not bad Toby..

[Hahren]

I think Toby was way funnier here

[Roneish1996]

that accent sounds more new zealand than australian

[VietnamTom1955]

dude! thats how i like my pizza!

[0tibby0]

I live in Australia :O

And I also live in Melbourne :O

And my name is Toby :O

[itsJaeger]

@0tibby0 and your gay :O

[0tibby0]

@0tibby0 you're*

[Carny2830]

TOBY YOUR ACCENT IS TERRIBLE OMFG. LEGEND.

[brumbystar]

accent was good, u hold your own against Mick Dundee (crocodile dundee). Though regular Aussies sound like most people.

[ChloroformUrMother]

Toby i want you to eat me out.

[zembryoz]

The WORST accent mate, Toby you need to spend more time actually talking with real Australians and also, look up a little book called STRINE.

[dooklik]

thumbs up for tobies fisrt video

[crazylittlepartytifs]

heres my fake ME... hahahaha.. hilarious

[TheMrGromit]

he should do more vids like this, it made me rofl so hard XD

[Kierbyy]

Southern accents are where it's at ;)

[XxnextrekXx2000]

1:23 date rape face...

[TheySayMeredith]

LOVE toby <3

[MickBooterhood]

First Tobuscus video... <3

[WalrusLover89]

@GabbyLovesLabradors Umm, I'm pretty sure in United States they would say 35 C (I'm Canadian so I'm not sure)

[GYRADOS549]

It is not Mel-born, it is Mel-BURN.

[nimbuw]

Silly american we sound NOTHING like that....we sound the exact same as americans.

[GYRADOS549]

@nimbuw The only Australians that sound like that are Australian actors and Julia Gillard.

[sora193]

@nimbuw except we cay 'can't' differently



[lizitchka]

i love how people think we encounter all these dangerous animals everyday lulz

[BR0skiEs]

omg this is toby is soooo much better plz come back old tobyyyyy

[GabbyLovesLabradors]

We say Melbourne more like "Mel-bun" rather than "Mel-born"

[GabbyLovesLabradors]

Plus, thats more of a NZ accent than australian

[GabbyLovesLabradors]

Ahaha, I love seeing people's attempts at our accent.

Occasionally you'll find someone who actually does it decently, but most of them sound like Crocodile Dundee on crack :D

Although, it gets sort of irritating when people assume we see bush animals all the time. I get just as excited as you would when I see a kangaroo, because they're not all that common in cities, which most of us live in :\

And yes, it is freakin hot here. During CHRISTMAS. Like, 35 degrees C (or for you US guys, 95 F)

[Auzzycommando]

@GabbyLovesLabradors 35 DEGREES ITS FUCKING 42 WHERE I AM

[GabbyLovesLabradors]

@Auzzycommando

Haha, what I meant was, IT'S HOT! lol

[TheSkiddlydoobop]

Meh, it was ok, but it sounded more NZ than Australian.

[turtleurtle72]

Is it sad I liked the Australian accent?

[epicemma79]

"My hair SUCKS."

[azzaz100]

- Heres my fake boobs.

- Heres my fake me!

[Myballs97]

MEL-BEN that's how you say it, also, we have roads and crap, we don't have to fight animals to walk to places hahahahaa

[Cerulian15]

were i live there are deer always in my backyard or eating of someones bush in there front yard. my friend said if he got into an encounter with one of the deer he would grab it and put it in a headlock and choke it out. i told him good luck with that.

[themoonkiller23]

Well I'm australian and in all my life I've never met anyone who talks like that. And while I was wrestling crazed wombats, I decided you say Melbourne wrong

[thealmightyREBELL04]

saundlexx we do have beaches and it isn't freezing, but the beaches aren't that great...

[Burakkuenjeru]

Am I the only one who thinks his female voice sounds like Dane Cook's? >.>

[TheGlamorPrincess]

We don't pronounce Melbourne like that lol...instead of pronouncing it like mel-born, pronounce it as if it was spelt mel-ben.

[zembryoz]

@TheGlamorPrincess "ken oath"

[wowstonecrab]

maby u do...

[kealanCninetythree]

I speak nothing like that...

[TheGalacticCannibal]

I genuinely am not sure if this is real or not.

Regardless. Hilarious.

[xboxz720z]

Everyone thumbs up the first comment of this video!

[JimmyIsASexyNerd]

I have an australian/british accent...yet i sorta get some girls but not that many, so not entirely true :3

[MarshmallowMaiden]

I knew a guy who tried do this and it might of worked if it wasn't for the fact that he looked like uncle fester and was a complete creeper/stalker.

[TheLolhappens]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2012 :D

[xXhaemobabeXx]

apparently the best pick up line for an aussie in america is "im australian"

[Shystarish]

whut da hell? watching a 2008 video in 2012..

[BraidanRennoldson]

wounder how he pronounces emu

[MrPoorific]

WOAH! WHO IS THIS, I started watching Toby's Videos only about 8 Months Ago and he is COMPLETELY different!

[HeadbangMushroom]

@MrPoorific You don't even know! I miss the old toby :(

[MrPoorific]

@HeadbangMushroom haha, you should, but he's still awesome :)

[HeadbangMushroom]

@MrPoorific He issss, im subbed to all his channels, but iPhone vlogs are boring :s

[woarshack]

@MrPoorific its because he used to has a drinking problem, but he cleaned up.

[MrPoorific]

@woarshack woah, didn't know that, its good to know :)

[drafman1]

@MrPoorific What do yoy mean he's different

[saundlexx]

beaches in Melbourne? bit cold dont you think...

[Scubasteve52655]

Toby, any chance you will bring back toby tells tales? Even though your vlogs are like little tales. I miss these!

[MissSepp]

Don't worry Toby. Now you probably have a thousand gurls fangirling all over ya :D

[PinkLyricsOnline]

its on my birthday xD

[throughTHEnever044]

love the accent but sadly most of us aussies dont speak like that only a few

[jaslynthinks]

This video, along with the other Toby Tells Tales, always cheer me up.

[PaddyBoy456]

I miss this Toby

[rpmmarch28]

0:35 haha he said revelation..and he has a video called assassins creed revelations literal now...and its like a coincidence..steven edit that out? steven. STEVEN! ...he left it in

[Jaedy212121]

@rpmmarch28 noooo

[rafaelfmolina]

Amazing how toby looked like bad dude before and now he is so nice ,he is like vegita :)

[Mandlize]

did toby change the title of the video today?

[Feeguin]

LMAO

Toby: MAN MA HAIR SUCKSSS!

Me: Dude. Story. Of. My. Freaking. Life.

P.S I'm a girl.

[matmanig98]

This happened to me too. Now I can do an Australian, Russian, and Irish accent

[guyshaa05]

ahh... toby, hay... listen, I found out that your web-store deliveries does not go to Israel and that's just not fair.

I mean, I can ask my uncle in Netherland to receive my black zip-up hoodie, and send it all the way to me... but how am I suposed to get that awesome slap bracelet ??? I did sign up in the site YOU told me to and I did send you an email to the adress YOU told me to, telling you the adress to send it to.....

F..... dude! not cool. not cool.........

[CheifyX]

i've never heard toby without his accent

sounds weird.

[scottrussell95]

anyone notice the massive boner on the guy in 3:59?

[computergasm]

Pro tip, us Ausies pronounce 'Melbourne' as "Mellben". That be the only problem with this video :)

[OhNoesItsJulia]

The ending is so perfect.

I think I might just end every story I tell with YEEEAAAHHH from now on.

[Paparazzi17226]

Toby doesn't have to be Australian for me to date him...I just have to be 18... :|

[bbgtbgtb]

This Was Ur First Vid?

[Yognaught77]

Toby has changed a lot!

[jezoboii]

ITS GOOD TO BE AUSSIE!!

[Triplesevenluck]

Worse? Fake boobs>Fake me

[aylielove]

@163brittany I will go out with him anytime.

[163brittany]

ur fucking GAY noome will go ot with u

[MrAWESOMEsauce919]

@163brittany just cause toby pulls all the bitches with his fauxstralian accent...

[zuzupetals3]

@163brittany Wow. really?

[dieskie2479]

@163brittany Haha, you are so funny.

Haha, like no one wants to go out with him xd xd.

Hahahahaha yeah no one would ever say that LOL!.

Wait.... you were serious??

Take that arrow out of your knee!!!

xx

[joelbuckley12]

im gonna go to america and get all the babes

[AuzzieBoredguy]

@joelbuckley12 can I come?

[joelbuckley12]

@AuzzieBoredguy yes

[Sonia4731]

Uh I'm Aussie and I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT

[kpyne2]

To be honest, I've lived in Australia my whole life and I have never heard anyone sound like that, but it would be pretty cute if the guys did sound like that. :3

[narutoluva2]

"I dunno how to speak--wow, my hair SUCKS!" xDDDDD Wow, ADD much Toby? xDDDDDD

[crimsonvipor]

You pronounce Melbourne wrong.

How Toby pronounced it: Mel-born

How it should be: Mel-burn

:P I don't really care. I'm from Perth. But them vic's, crazy bastards will rip your head off!

[9274294]

@crimsonvipor thanks mate i actually felt complimented by that

[crimsonvipor]

@9274294 AAHH! RUN!!

Lol :P

[CaitSithDK]

You were more mature back then o.o

[davids00civ]

that pizza looks good

[weirdisspeltweird]

I am Australian, And I am impressed

[clyde1308]

im aussie :) and he sounds like an outback aussie like a farmer dude. :) 

[ShadowAlphaZ3R0]

LOL THE WAY HE WAS ON ABOUT THE GIRLS MADE ME PISS MYSELF :'D

"And all the girls are like- 'Why did?- Where are you from? Australia?' I'm like: 'YEAH It's kinda weird being in America as a matter of fact'..." XD Toby <3

[SuperSilverSonicStar]

it sounds nothing like newzealand, its deffs australia

and im from australia >:I

[KillingTheMoo]

They say Melbourne funny,

Like mel born.

It's just melban.

Read it out loud.

[ScottieDoctor]

That... does not sound like an Aussie accent. More like an New Zealander. But it's cool :D

[Hem3fiction]

@ScottieDoctor what? sounds nothing like a Kiwi accent, that is Aussie there

[ScottieDoctor]

@Hem3fiction Trust me, half the time he sounds like a Kiwi. The rest of the time he sounds like a bogan.

[BrickyRoss]

@Hem3fiction I heard some kiwi in there, but the rest was bogan xD

[KaseyG543]

We don't talk like that :( well maybe we do...Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi!!!!!

[bronsdog]

@KaseyG543 I hope we do, sounds smexy :3

[jakethemusicman]

2:45 "Never even seen him in my wife?"

[MegaBlynch]

@DarklFlight. Right on bro Im an Aussie but people say I sound American I hate people who stereotype our accent especially if they are an Aussie!

[dimmi62]

Toby, you know i love you, but that is a horrible accent. - a real Australian.

[RadClawedRaid]

LOL Toby, someone had been watching too much Crocodile Dundee! XDDD Most Aussies don't talk quite like that, it's more of an outback accent LOLOLOL. This is awesome ~

[holdenmcrutch]

Mate that was bloody terrible

Mel born

Melbun

[Nichordnaruto]

I live in Australia and I can confirm that this is exactly what Australians are like

[Alonetogether13]

@Nichordnaruto Im from Melbourne and I can confirm I walk to the beach everyday and it IS a fight for my life..

[tigger1995Magi]

why is it that Australians are saying stuff that isn't right i live in Australia and his accent is exactly like a typical outback Australian bloke geez and no that doesn't sound new Zealand they sound totally different shame people who live here have no idea on how our accent sounds ......

[DarklFlight]

@tigger1995Magi Australia is simply a diverse country, but it's slightly divided depending on where you live, being it outback or city, high class, middle class or lower class, they all sound different. So really for you to say so generally "how our accent sounds" would be implying that you are truly the one who has no idea. Just an observation.

[heizer101]

@tigger1995Magi He has moments where he sounds Australian but also lots where he turns more Kiwi. He admitted that he got his impression from watching Flight of the Conchords so it makes sense that it is Kiwi-esque.

[EllynoreMoonwood]

@tigger1995Magi You had me at that. I'm Australian too, and am also trying at an Australian accent considering I ended up with an American accent from nowhere, and Tobuscus, listen to Miranda Lawson's accent from the game Mass Effect 2. SHE'S AUSTRALIAN!

[kgsolaman5000]

@tigger1995Magi It's not bad but it does sound a bit like Murry from FOTC.

[crater7]

"WELL, she had fake boobs!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[theismagelssen]

I think this is my favourite Tobuscus-video.

[Miccixoxo]

its said Melben not melborn

and I live out back/west where the accents are pretty thick and I've never heard an accent like that

don't get me wrong it was a good attempt, better then my american but I honestly don't see how anyone would fall for it

[tigger1995Magi]

@Miccixoxo its a pretty good out back accent mate if you have never seen crocodile dundee or steve irwin then no wonder you have no idea

[SoUtterlyIrrelevant]

This is called Bogan Australian.

[tigger1995Magi]

@SoUtterlyIrrelevant no this is called out back australian bogans sound feral not like this

[hatakeRandomHero]

lol you sound more new zealander than aussie :p im aussie il teach you!

[TheMemaimo]

'Here's my fake boobs!'

'Well here's my fake me!'

[maccascrackerz]

You don't sound remotely Australian.

[whosaidpie]

Your Australian accent is the equivalent of an Australian doing an Alabaman accent...badly. I've heard worse though

[belladory]

That's why I have a back story to my English accent.

[MRMOJ0H]

That's not the Australian accent! That's the Australian Bogan accent! Totally the opposite accent for picking up chicks.

[headshotz2weak]

It's actually a pretty good attempt :/

[asadkash97]

@Alundra73 lol at your comment

[aurenwolfgang]

haha, I think you should have got point for pulling off that accent for so long XD it clearly shows you care ;P

[boundsy222]

Thats not australian accent thats like friggin dead island accent

[Brofessionalss]

I'm Australian... Inbox me ;)

[gottaluvbirds]

i used to be australian... then i took a boomerang to the nuts.

[jaysonic100]

@gottaluvbirds I use to have a english accent. THEN I took a textbook arrow to the knee! :3

[gottaluvbirds]

@jaysonic100 haha

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

@gottaluvbirds you took a boomerang to who's nuts?

[gottaluvbirds]

@TEHORANGEAVENGER well, not as bad as an arrow to the knee i can tell you that...

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

@gottaluvbirds that's not even the actuall line XD

[gottaluvbirds]

@TEHORANGEAVENGER what? i cant make up my own sentence? :/

[shadowdanman1000]

@gottaluvbirds

racist. The boomerang comes from the aboriginies, who used to live in this land.

And Australia is a really nice place, better than America I would say.

[gottaluvbirds]

@shadowdanman1000 well, i geuss it turns out your the incredible douchebag in this conversation. and how does mentioning a weapon used by a race of people make me racist. your brain must be so mind numbingly small that it slows down time...

[shadowdanman1000]

@gottaluvbirds

Dang it! I checked your channel and I found out that you live in australia.

[gottaluvbirds]

@shadowdanman1000 lol, ITS TRUE I TELL YOU!!!

[090DarkLeisure090]

whats melborn? its called melbourne i was born there :P

[Metalheadeidara]

I'm Australian and I don't know anyone with that accent lol

[Cwall38]

You faggot thats not what australians sound like/

[pallymander]

My god you are hilarious. I MISS OLD TOBY!

[Xenergenox]

do more of these toby

[briflip1234]

Wow so to get to the beach I have to wrestle animals wow lived my whole life and jus findin that out no

[LITTLENICKYBOII96]

im AUSTRALIAN MOTHER F****R im AUSTRALIAN

[starianna200023]

Im Russian. 'Nuff said.

[shadowman832]

Im Austarlian :)

[lamoureux1990]

HEY IM AUSTRALIAN your right XD

[Kurausu69]

After few years, Toby's hair looks still the same.

[selty]

Hahahah you sound more Kiwi than Aussie ahahah