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  • The laughter this brings me makes me feel GREATER than their combined wealth. Thank you.

  • we can only dream....

  • How retarded

  • When you watch this video you might be forgiven for thinking the whole of the United States of America has gone completely and utterly insane.

  • UUUUUUUNLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMI­IIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEED POWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

  • ScifiNow?

  • does Oprah know shes been Zapped?

  • HE'S NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DICK

  • Scary movie 4 parody :)))

    But that one is original :)

  • This would be a great SWTOR commercial!

  • this is what scientology does to you, folks

  • hehehe

    fucking funny

  • Haha

  • i never get tired of this vid lol

  • "heh heh heh heh OWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"

    rofl

  • please visit INFOINSIDERS COM

  • tom cruise is a fudge packer!

  • @kamyou70 what

  • best video on youtube

  • This psychotic bastard should have prosecuted for his crime!!!

  • THis is art

  • Unlimited FORCE!

    

  • LOL that was hilarious

  • He kinda looks like the troll guy. Thumbs up if you think so! :D

  • @lilfreeze1313 You get thumbs down just for asking & following youtube trends.

  • It's funny, no matter how many times I watch it!

  • ....Tom's problem,is that he doesn't know when he's out of character.

  • LoL

  • I wish this was real.

  • thanks for wasting 31 sec of my life

  • what the fuck was that?

  • So scientologies are Sith Lords in real.

  • @ArohkYT damn... is it wrong that now i want to be a scientologist???

  • what if they started dry humping each other, hella intense

  • Funnyyyyuu shhhiiiittttt

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! WTF goodness that funny!!!!><

  • It would of been funnier if he turned into a homo vampire and pulled out her big black tit and bit her nipple!

  • so stupid

  • I guess he has finally gotten over the bridge and has been able to channel his thetens to do his biding!

  • Seriously, Tom cruise is a good actor.......but what a loser.

  • @Johncarson9113 really? a good actor? here is the plot formula for basically all of his movies just change his characters job title 'he's a racecar driver, pretty good racecar driver too, til he has a crisis of confidence doesn't wanna race cars anymore, then he meets a good looking women who talks him into being a better racecar driver!'.

  • Wait.... Tom Cruise is famous.... does that make him a "Death Star" ?

  • Behold the power of zenu!

  • 11 days left to

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    It’s all about a volume of voices, don’t be afraid anymore it is your right to get answers. Anyone can sign join those voices.

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  • POWER UNLIMITED POWER. GUUUUUD

  • This is pathetic and childish.

  • @XboxInformer360 I know, right? There's better ways to settle an argument than unleashing dark lightning on Oprah. Tom Cruise is such a baby.

  • WTF BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM MUAHAHAHAHAAA

  • it's bad video :(

  • i hate both of them

  • Cruise was clearly mentored by senator Palpatine.

  • xD

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  • cruise is white and wearing black like the emperor

    oprah is black and wearing a dress like windu

  • omg its return of the Jedi, and Tom Cruise is the Emperor and Oprah is Luke

  • I guess this means the founders of the Dark side of the force where Scientologists.

  • @GordonEdward ....agreed.

  • must've been a fun day for all the unfucked fatties watching this.

  • This really happened.

  • this is from scary movie 3...i think its 3....but im sure its one of scary movies

  • @TheCurse320 it's scary movie 4 :D

  • ... Scientologists... *Shakes head*

  • jajajajajaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj­jajaaja

  • AC/DC

  • YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

  • Can I please use an excerpt of this video for a sketch if I credit you for it?

  • i like the part where tom cruise defeated scientology.

  • UNLIMITED POOOOWWWWEEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Oh man, I never get tired of watching this, it cracks me up each time, lmao!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Cruise should have killed her years ago before she became so powerful and enslaved the rest of us. We were nearly finished constructing her pyramid when we were informed of her death.

  • Giving money to Church of Scientology has paid it's dividends. Now he can destroy any human being with lightning.

  • it does look like he is trying to hurt her.......LMAO..

  • @talkischeapornot Just making sure you know this is a clip from scary movie 4?

  • @nahing no it's actually not :)

    that is the proper footage :)

  • @MrSlamm3r90 =O Holy fuckhole, it is real? Damn, then it really looks like he's trying to break her hands or something.

  • @nahing whooo. wrong-0. nice try though.

  • "FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA"!!!

    LMAO

  • LOL !

  • who knew this would be maxishine's first video on youtube.

  • whahahahahahah!

  • DANGER, DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE! This video is absolute genius!!! 

  • WHere there is a sith there is another and apprentice Where is John Travolta. He must be near?

  • cool effects

  • This NEVER gets old.

    

  • 729 people wanted Oprah to die faster.

  • @srperc LOL!

  • and here comes the rasicim fuk me get the fuk over it shes black she fat shes rich shes total bullsht shes a conni everything u would expect from a american black person

  • kill that fat ugly shit.

  • I think I saw Oprah butt. I'M BLIND!

  • The Final Oprah Show should have ended like this!...LOL* (Just Joking!)hehehe

  • hehehe

    

  • lmao

    

  • Why didn't the mainstream news stations cover this??? RIP Fatass.

  • When was he not nuts?

  • i see you hate star trek

  • My favourite part was when he said POWWAAAARRR!

  • its an alien

  • Fuck yo couch nigga

  • wow!! almost 2,200,000 views!!

  • i see all that suppression coming out of him

  • scientology is way stronger than the force

  • Cocaine is one helluva drug

  • That just KILLED ME laughing!!!

    

  • cruise is a full blown wacko

  • Cruisenstein using his Scientology secrets -- He was protected by his special underwear -- ops, that's Mormon nonsense.

  • Araise! Darth Cruise! show no mercy on your enemies!

  • sad as fuck

  • TEH VOLTAGES! IT'S OVER 9000!

  • @muska200

    U can make more by moving your ass from the couch. Seriously. You have da powa!

  • Its funny because Oprah is black, like Mace Windu.

  • @dildonius Holy f*cking win lol (no racist)

  • @dildonius No, They are off-brownish-really-dark-beige­.

  • It's the power of his scientology god Xenu trying to beam up Oprah into the mothership but she was too heavy

  • Scientology powers!

  • as you can see she neeeeeever let him on her show AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNA. But his can come back any time she likes LOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHA Dawson's Creek.

  • lmfao

  • Dragon Ball XD

  • the dark lord 

  • @jackafa92 Racist

  • damn straight. now the world is as it should be

  • @iamlyricallywritten3 nah man nah..more like no more crazy oprah and long live insane fucking cruise.....lol.....racist...du­mbass

  • this is funny

  • lol damn

  • No one man should have this much power.

  • why does the laugh fit him so well

  • He act like is posses by demons! 

  • wow! I guess Scientology was right all along.

  • SCIENTOLOGY = THE DARK SIDE

  • his power level MUST be over 9,000.

  • I like how this is still Maxi's most viewed vid lol

  • scientology does that to ya

  • More like "I can shoot lighning from my hands, do you still think I'm gey ...?!"

  • oprah is the most powerful man in the word...no one can kill her not even Tom Cruise

  • may the force be with u

  • rude.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOO CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHA

  • FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!!

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    

  • He is rocking a XENU high

  • I don't want him as my landlord. O_O

  • oh mh god!!!i havent laughed like this for months!!!!!

    hahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

  • At least he wasn't down to his briefs like in the movie where he was jumping off the couch and gyrating around. That boy could show Weiner a thing or two being Weiner needs a job, now.

  • WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Over 9000xxxxxxxxxx.

  • Nice Hack!

  • OMFG Oprah is going to join the Dark side of the force (dark side, get it?)

  • The only thing more powerful than Oprah is Tom Cruise.

  • If only....

  • I just spend 45 minutes looking for the actual video, THERE ALL FUCKING GOOFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Darth Cruise surely is the most ugliest sith lord I can imagine.

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOO omg this looks so real

  • I was laughing before I clicked on it.....laughing even more as soon as his insane laugh started.

    I'm afraid to unpause it because I may just piss my pants

  • The rapist is strong within him

  • he is so freaking gay!

  • We didn't know he had gone to the dark side of the force, then it was to late.

  • I Loled so hard

  • He had an evil face.

  • If that's what Scientology can do for me...I'm defintely joining

  • This is what was actually supposed to air on television, but damn it Scientology wanted a cover up lol.

  • ARM RAPE!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahah

  • The power of Xenu.

  • Heh eh eh eh...

  • 2,134,393 people where hoping oprah would be dead by the end... u lied to them... u lied to me... u lied to us...curse u

  • @ultimateman262 That's about the same number of youtube users who insist on using video statistics in their comments.

  • @Perilous3D ... so? it helps to make a more effective point...u sorta used it just then aswell

  • The dark side is strong.

  • Tom Cruise can fly ----- Breaking news - Tom Cruise is dead (cant fly)

  • - Oprah what does the scanner says about Tom Cruise's powaaah level?

    - It's over 9000 penises!!!

  • tom cruise is an asshole

  • That's so glib

  • damn 2006 felt like 50 years ago in internet time :)

  • excellent

  • Koooraaa Maaataaa