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  • I DON'T ALWAYS USE CAPS LOCK, BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER TO GET THUMBS UPS.

    STAY CREATIVE MY FRIENDS.

  • i don't always eat lettuce, but when i do, it's hidden in a Big Mac. stay hungry my friends.

  • I don't always rememb.....get sleep, my friends.

  • I don't always comment on You tube videos but when I do I make sure it is generic Bullshit

    Stay Trolling my friends

  • he had a beard.... when he was born.

  • Even when he does not have his wallet he still has enough.

  • He grew his beard at 14....he is....the most Iranian man in the world.

  • The Spanish Inquisition always expects him.

  • PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS­

  • running, he once jumped over the Grand Canyon, and landed on the Las Vegas strip.

    Stay thirsty, my friends.

  • When finals come for school, he uses ink pens on his scantrons. Keep studying my friends

  • He only makes grilled cheese sandwiches from bread baked in an out of the way bakery in Glosgow Scotland and a rare cheddar cheese imported from Northern Norway.

  • Horses are hung like him.

  • I don't drink beer at all and this guy makes me want to try Dos Equis.

  • @jrosario022 I am with you buddy

  • I got ideas. Am I going to die now ?

  • he can believe its not butter.

  • He once switched to Virgin Mobile. It is now just called Mobile.

  • He sleeps with a pillow under a gun

  • He's farts don't stink...he's the most interesting man in the world.

  • if he were to watch your youtube video... you would get a movie contract.

    he does not need money.

    if he is listed in your resume... you will be president.

    if he were to operate on you... you would die from excitement.

    if he were to mention your name... you would be remember for ever.

    it is said that he knows The Stig's true identity.

    rockstars party like him.

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  • Is the younger version of that guy the same actor??

  • @BellicIV looks kinda like Ed Quinn in the Ketel One commercials

  • he found waldo

  • He can take the little umbrella from your tropical drink, and stay dry in a monsoon...

  • He once took a challenge from Chuck Norris and fed it to his cat.

  • "hes a lover not a fighter. but hes also a fight so dont get any ideas"

  • He once licked his elbow, just to see how it felt.

  • I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I can't remember driving home.

  • With a stroke of his beard, he can render a women defenseless..

  • i don't always take baths... but when i do, i shit in the tub and push it down the drain with my foot

  • @MrssPotatoDick LMFAOO

  • HE ONCE FOUND A NEEDLE IN A HAY STACK

  • @jroproductionz he once found a piece of hay in a needle stack

  • i dont allways drink beer but when i do i get drunnk

  • Dos equis copied chuck Norris

  • Efforts to splice together the two greatest men in history were less than successful.

    "I don't always drink malt liquor, but when I do, I prefer Colt 45. Stay thirsty, every time."

  • I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer whatever's on sale.

  • Santa Claus is on his nice list

  • so if this guy, chuck norris, and the old spice guy got together, what would happen?

  • @theJFLproductions the univers would cease to exist!!!!

  • @theJFLproductions= The same thing that happens if you beat Mortal Kombat (1993) playing Raiden.

  • I think Dos Equis man is a very classy, genuine good hearted individual regardless of his age, and very charismatic, and rugged to the core but in a sensual way. Forget the beer, Johnathan is the driving force behind it!

  • He's a lover not a fighter, but he is also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.

  • he poops out brownies..... and eats them

  • Dos Equis is fun to say out of nowhere

  • The Pope once asked to be blessed...by HIM.

  • He once had sex... with himself

  • @TheTalonTsi i just got finished doing that

  • He taught Captain America how to fight Hand to Hand combat

  • He alerted the CIA about the whereabouts of Bin Laden, and paid them $ 25 million

  • He always have you drinking by simple saying stay thirsty my friends ... Stay thirsty!!!

  • He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does consequences will never the same

  • when he does not make it to the airport,.... the flight is cancelled.

  • he once had a starring competition with his reflection, sadly two days later his reflection lost

  • 0:17 i pissed myself

  • perfect, i thought i never find this

  • his fight to the death with chuck norriss created life

  • he lost virginity before his father did

  • He can say something uninteresting and it would immediately seem interesting

  • When he speeds by the police, they write themselves tickets.

  • he can pick up ladies... by telling them he is gay.

  •  Fidel Castro?

  • The most interesting commercial in the world............stay thirsty my friends.....

  • In an Indianapolis 500 the won 1st. 2nd. and 3rd.

  • He can fix things that aren't broken.

  • he's won trolphies for his game face alone.

    if he were to pat you on the back, you'd put it on your resime.

    his blood smells like colone.

    the weight of his words would break a lesser man's jaw.

    he is the most interesting man in the world

  • Trains wait for him to cross.

    Aliens question his existence.

    He can hear whistles...that dogs cant.

  • @TheAwkwordPair LOL,those were good ones,stay thirsty my friend.

  • he doesn't need a passenger to drive in the carpull

  • He called us friends......there is no greater honor in the world

  • he is chuck norris's dad...and, well, thats pretty much it

  • in the zoo he is allowed to play with wild animal. he is d most interesting man in d world.

  • its the first time i've ever thumbed up both highest rated comments

  • He once drove in the Indianapolis 500 where he came in 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

  • @Logoseum= He didn't even use a car. I never knew a man could run so fast.

  • He once gave the CIA the whereabouts of Bin Laden...he refused the $25 million.

  • @Logoseum that means he's a snitch

  • He beat the best video game player,... With out a controler

  • Chuck Norris + Ernest Hemingway = the most interesting man in the world

  • he can make a less interesting man...more interesting

  • He once challenged Osama Bin Laden to a hiding contest... and won

  • White jewish actor. Brilliant.

  • He beat a grandmaster at chess... using checkers.

  • Chuck Norris can kill you, but the dos Equis guy can convince you to kill yourself.

  • He ordered a Whopper at MacDonalds...and got one.

  • He can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.

  • He took steroids just to shrink his manhood

  • Bieber

    

  • I don't always drink poison

    but when I do

    I prefer dos equis

  • "I don't always challenge people, but when I do, I challenge Chuck Norris"

  • badass comercial!!! wow! keep it up johnatan goldsmith.:)

    right now I am drinking DosXX. chauuuu!

  • They should bronze this guy.

  • Burger King modeled their mascot after him

  • I love the retro filter they use in these commercials. By the way, I love them.

  • The Dalai Lama once thanked him for enlightening him.

  • RIP Jonathan Goldsmith "The Most Interesting Man in the World"

  • @shagworth WRONG.

  • @shagworth he still alive

  • I go to zoo to watch wild animals, wild animals go to his house.

  • i can imagine the old spice guy begging to give this guy a blowjob,

  • @0:17 he kinda looks like the burger 'king'

    

  • He once solved the Bermuda Triangle using the Pythagorean Theorem.,

  • Legend has it he won an Oscar... For acting himself.

  • He introduced the two women to the one cup.....

  • He also runs the Men's Wearhouse

  • my teacher started yelling at me en espanol then i asked her dos equis? she didnt like that..

  • he can never by things at the store in the, because if he was seen doing so it would go against a number of antitrust laws

  • @JDA315 hahaha fail

  • @KinkySick haha yea i totally realized it after i posted it too

  • If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight of The strong urge to thank him.

    His beard alone has endured more than a lesser mans entire body.

    He can dis arm you with his looks... Or his hands, either way

  • If he were to fart in front of you... you would tell him excuse me

  • he goes to hooker with qurters and they give him change

  • @paulmirto hilarious dude! oh man thats good

  • he never lost his virginity, because he was never born with such a thing

    he is the most interesting man in the world

  • He needs to hurry up and die so I can get that epic beard, legend say he was the reason jesus grew a beard is that true?

  • The Holy Trinity: 1. The most interesting man in the world. 2. The Old Spice guy. 3. Chuck Norris.

  • he is a bad asss mother fokker

  • He is a bad asss motherfuker

  • He is Fidel Castro's father.

    This Guy vs Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee vs Old Spice Guy!

    The world shall trenble at the sight of it...

  • He's the reason why Fidel has a beard.

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  • he didn't win the lottery,it was payment for him playing

  • His farts sound like symphonies....

  • It's great being born a guy. Imagine a female in her 70's trying to pull this swag shtick off!

  • lol he looks like Fidel Castro :P

  • he once won millions in lotto that he never played

  • he once lost his hair on his head..then his hair missed him and they end up coming back to him

  • Legend has it he once blocked a Chuck Norris round house kick.... Before Chuck Norris lifted his leg.

  • I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife and kids savagely.

  • The recession ended when he rang the bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

    He couldn't run for office, because every country wanted him to be their leader.

  • i dont allways drink beer butt when i do i beat my wife and kids

  • His skidmarks are hung in the Louvre and declared "works of genius."

  • This is Chuck Norris twenty years from now.

  • @TheIronDemon666 chuch norris is in his 60s man...

  • @Chiaheat chuck norris is one year older than this guy look it up

  • He knows the secret to make love standing on a hammock....

  • I like that he says I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink Dos xx. That has got to be the best ad line ever. Could you imagine saying I don't always drive American cars but when I do a drive a Ford? It wouldn't fly.

  • he can break the second rule of fight club.... without breaking the first.

  • @elshadow13 hahahah

  • @elshadow13 ahh thats great,

  • at 0:17 thats me on a tilt-o-whirl smoking a cigar!

  • inspired us to create a commercial of our own (available at our youtube channel)

  • i dont always drink beer but when i do i get fucked up

  • It's said his urine can be used as a power source. It can also cure cancer. He is...the most interesting man in the world.

  • 0:11 is the best part. "He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas."

  • He once went black then he turned back......

  • @Ladiespetmansthreat  hahahahaha so awesome thumbs up!

  • That's my Dad, he was a bad ass when I was a kid then he married some bitch then handed his balls over... 

  • chuck norris got nothing on this man

  • Most Interesting Man In The World + Old Spice Guy < Chuck Norris

  • That's me!

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  • ACTUALLY Chuck Norris let his beard grow because of this man

  • Kobe Bryant scored 81 points because he was in the audience...He is the most interesting man in the world

  • გავრცელებული სიყვარული

    Somebody please tell me what that means.

  • @MoarPretzels4Boiz Spread Love

  • @golambretta Sweet.

  • @MoarPretzels4Boiz It means spread the love

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  • He only lost once in his lifetime, his virginity.

  • @N0SheetRS Thats a fucking good one! Excellent and no Chuck Norris bullshit!!