Artie Lange Quits and Resigns from Stern Show - Part 1

[bethoishorse]

teddy ' microphone' lolz nice douche nickname faggot

only steve brandano is a bigger faggotthan teddy

[SensoryTheater07]

Teddy sounds like a lot of the douchbag idiots that I work with. How can he act so nonchalant about owing five grand to Artie (even though he was loaned eight) and then complain about how he is such a horrible boss? I worked for some shitty, shitty people for way less and it burns me up there are assholes out there like Teddy who make tons more than I do and want to act like a little bitch because they still can't get their shit together.

[mediacritic]

I never liked Artie. Never thought he was very funny. How many times can you bring up that you''re on heroin? That became his whole shtick. Glad he's gone.

[ACoKyo]

Never liked Artie personally...prefer Jackie in the chair

[merocket]

artie can be such a nasty fat homophobic turd sometimes

[DavidCastoe]

@merocket sometimes?

[merocket]

@DavidCastoe well other times he had the whole "liberal Artie" shtick when Howard would walk about social issues

[Lvduggo69]

@Donekids. It a bad day when I agree with a guy that done kids. Robin sucks for the show , but u suck little boys. With a username like that either you work at nambla or a small buss driver. I feel bad when u pull over on a quiet street with the last retarded kid on board and entice him with candy. Doh means no ! Stop it now ! Please !

It's not like u have not heard that before.

[mybalzurchin]

I WILL WORK FOR ARTIE

[vdelrio999]

Teddy is obviously inexperienced, immature, and oblivious to the unwritten rule that 'the Boss is always right." Artie is too nice a guy.

[szqsk8]

I hope Jackie doesn't rejoin the show. He sucked and was not the least bit funny on the old Stern shows. Artie was great for this show. I don't have satellite radio but I sure miss the terrestrial radio shows. Hope Artie gets better.

[14111taft]

this guy in LA, around people who are heterosexual-ha 3:00

[MrTeslasRevenge]

Artie is a fucking HACK !!!!!!!!! 

[someguyhunter]

sounds like they are just bitching over money.

[DanHalen1]

Jackie fucking sucks! Artie is the best thing that ever happened to the show. The show peaked, like wine, during the sirius years. The last 5 years at Sirius have been the best the show has ever been, and without Artie there is a HUGE VOID. If Stern quits Sirius and goes back to terrestrial, it will be the gayest move ever. Its nothing personal against Jackie, he just isn't funny. And he doesn't even compare to Artie, jesus fucking christ. Bring in a new face before you bring JAckie in.

[gyromancy2]

This so funny.

Artie's life as a whole is so funny

[mickeymantle0007]

i stopped listening last year because artie kept taking over the show and i started listening again this year. i agree they need someone in the chair and that someone is jackie of course.

[supernesreviews]

@KCArmstrongXIV Snappy comeback.  Hope you didn't have to work your brain too hard for that one.

[Lvduggo69]

That's why you're going to part 2 , so a moron can listen to 2 moron's argue !

U need a smack ! A quote from my fav movie.

When I get home I'm gonna smack yo mamma in da mouff ! There is no way u came from my loin's !

F. Robin !

[thefriendsociety]

whats the from soul plane or something

[supernesreviews]

morons arguing with morons.  Who cares.

[Tyrfingr]

This is what money does to people.

[BJZnRPZ]

artie has a great gig on the howard stern show, he will not get better, don't blow it on a high.

[TheBlitzkrieg63]

Artie a F'n' Idiot. He needs a serious beating.

[seb6leal]

2:09 pure anger lol wow

[AcDc6700]

If Teddy would go up maybe Artie could be alot funny without the fucking stress. I hate Teddy!!!!!!

[fool1977]

I can't stand Robin. She adds nothing to the show. Even one word from her mouth ruins the bit for me.

[mrm4in]

are you an idiot? Robin has been with the show scince the begining, when they were in DC.

even before they were working with WNBC.

w/o robin the show wouldnt be the same and you know it

[artofpretention]

who cares how long shes been on the show. i agree, shes annoying.

[PoopFartShitStain]

agreed

[donkids]

@mrm4in You're damn right it wouldn't be the same, it would have been 10 times better.

[woodbinedrinker]

Let that be a lesson, don't hire fags!

[mickeymantle0007]

i wish he would've left the show. he brings the show down and we all have to listen to his dumb problems. it's not the howard stern show anymore, it's the life and times of a road hack.

[butchermachine]

Where exactly can one hear your entertaining radio show?

[Drungmus]

by getting yourself sattelite radio

[carnage2423]

your a fukin moron idiot, have you heard the show since artie left?!?!?! Its not horrible but man o man its not nearly as funny without artie.

[aDeletedAccount]

teddy sucks

[phoen99rising]

2:09 lmao!

[nyccarini]

bloomies, what a fag

[jody808]

what the hell is wrong with Artie, this is what Jackie the Jokeman used to do

[jimmyl324]

boy what a no talent artie lange is!!!!!!!!!!

[stiphlerr]

bloomies jijijiji

[yaknbo]

This guy is the most talentless bag of shit I have ever seen or heard. If he mentions "when I was on Mad Tv" again, like anyone remembers him from that good show, I will die puking. He is a degenerate piece of crap.

[mcgmark]

I dunno how you can say that.

Dude is funny.

And him being on MadTV was a major turning point in his career.

[nukethewhales1986]

lmao, called the guys lawyer a faggot.

[3rotorFD]

i love artie

[e46gtr]

damn he really lost it

[Trig242]

waaaaah! my assistant is horrible

do it your fuckin self

[ladymimi101]

woahhhhhh

[Takerslady]

NOOOOOOOOO! I love Artie.

[josephbullis]

How can Howard say he's not an Artie expert? Artie is an addict, obese and ready to explode. Common sense.

[petiepet45]

is artie back on the show

[Hodongji]

Without Artie, there IS no Stern show.

[atrybus]

Anybody got the post with Artie's return??? That's the crazy I want hear!

[bigwiggum]

Why aren't gays funny? Why are they bitter? Why do they love pooper love? Mysteries of life that should be explained. Viva Artie!!!!

[leehr777]

Man that is one fatfuck damn he's not even funny fuck this.

[redcobra600rwhp]

lemme guess you gay right peacock ?

[peacock1974]

Artie is a fat ungratefull bastard, after making fun of high pitched Mike on the air, take a look in the mirror you fat slob. Jackie Martling was atleast funny all the fat bastard can do is make fun of people. Fire him before he goes postal keeping him is asking for trouble.

[gtasahomo]

I knew Artie would be back.

[opsusan]

why fake? people are people -----

this just happened to be on the air as it occurred --- i think it's possible if you were on the air everyday you would talk as if you weren't??? no????

[ricklickme]

fake

[subrocket3]

what a sad day but as of 4-21-08 ARTIE'S BACK

[subrocket3]

what a sad day but as of 4-21-08 ARTIE'S BACK

[PoisonX99]

good news,arties back!

[jflores949]

does this mean George T will replace artie?

[descavish1]

lets just have an artie show it would be better

[torkerbmx]

join the revolution ??

What revolution ? Howard's bank account and his lame show , pay riley martin u fuukin cheap chess playin bitch, i hope artie quits so i can listen to Howard whine until he comes back, sal and richard are broke to just like sttutering john was always broke ..... what a fukkin dik

[darren0306]

BRING BACK JACKIE FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS! haha

no i hope artie gets another chance.. but at the same time this has happened twice now.

[tikidancer1]

totally fake, like everything on the show anymore

[Jay9928]

If Artie was to quit, we need another comedian..... NOT JOHN HEIN ! I would opt for either Dave Attell or Dice Clay.

[Gregatron73]

FUCK O&E!!! You mean Opie & ANTHONY genius?? Who the fuck is O & E?!?! They suck!!! Howard rip offs!!! Artie fucked up, fuck it, bring back the jokeman.

[turbospectt]

This is so fake...Howard Stern fans are mildly retarded if they buy this crap. Howard PLEASE retire your old ass early and let O&E take over after the merger...

[boredomhaha]

I think Artie is not happy on the show anymore. He also has alot of problems he should deal with.  I really hated Jackie, I hope they can clear things up

[Zakamus101]

We need Artie. He has added so much to the show.

[rubigoz]

/watch?v=3wW5NhP5RNg

[glib11]

1% of me thinks this is cover for going to iraq/afghanistan. how much more insane could this be regardless. whoever that was on the repeat show, as pacino's baby, was insanely funny, and a pretty good gilbert gottfried voice. good jokes. that might have been the very best masterbate theater ever. tons of great bits right through the news. i missed the stuttering whore on tuesday. prolly great.

[jaysirrock]

Doesn't anybody think this is a gag? I heard Howard is on vacation all week. what a perfect cliffhanger. Listen to Opie and Anthony w/ Little Jimmy Norton. They are 10 times better that this fake bullshit!!!

[glib11]

fuck you and o & a. they are now little whores for howard to pimp. 30 years of inventing talk radio and reality tv, and you think o & a have even a little bit dignity or style? u r gay. uruguay.

[RoosterCogburn]

Artie doesn't sound smacked-out, or coked-out. He's calm and articulate discussing the matter, then starts to blow his top when Teddy acts like a complete prick, and finally loses it completely after Howard keeps pushing him and pushing him.

Artie obviously has self-control issues. Howard knows this very well, and deliberately pressed his buttons. Howard was the instigator here.

Anyway, Artie doesn't bring the laughs the way Jackie did, but he's entertaining to listen to, imho.

[AgentCross420]

Yeah, this blows. Free Speech? I pay for Sirius and I have to hear this on Youtube. They don't even show on the website this happened. Thank you Youtube.

[vonkruel]

"... he goes to me 'they didn't have it at Bloomies'. I swear to God he said 'Bloomies'! I wanted to throw him out of the car!"

^^ Hilarious!!

Artie is a mess though, and I think being on this show has probably been the worst thing for him. He needs to take some time to work on himself... I hope leaving the show will be a good change for him, but somehow I'm not filled with optimism for Artie's future.

[ocstar123]

Is it a certain that they withheld this from the replays? That is WEAK!

[jshine37]

i agree, fuck you howard ,you clip me for sirius radio and on demand and i can't see or hear this fat pig blow his career.artie jumped the whale!you'll be asking hack pack for a gig if you live!

[jshine37]

i agree fuck you howard you clip me for sirius radio and on demand and i can't see or hear this fat pig blow his career.artie jumped the whale!

[Dibrini]

Man Artie, you blew the greatest money maker you ever had.

[RDeJesus3371]

fuck sirus for not replaying this

[myfiftybucks]

amen brother! why the hell didnt they replay it? this is gold!!!

[beersgood7]

I cannot say how angry it is that I am having to listen to this on youtube. I pay money for a sirius subscription and those cocksuckers have the balls not to replay this episode. I thought the whole point of stern going to sirius was that it was uncensored. I guess the only people that get to hear this show are the people with no job who can sit and listen to the whole show in the morning. I on the other hand am treated to a replay of mondays show after work thursday evening. thanks sirius.

[handrater]

Howard obviously was using the whole thing for ratings. How can he NOT know this is going to blow up? Artie threatens to punch Ted in the face and yells repeatedly at him to shut the fuck up. Yet when Ted wants to leave, Howard insists to work this out as if he's a professional mediator or some shit. Ted on the other hand is the worst employee one can have. 16K bonus and borrowing money from your boss is ridiculous.  Artie can only be blamed for spoiling him and not firing him sooner.

[nhawkeye79]

Artie is the best if anyone posting think Jackie is better YOU ARE A FREAKIN MORON!!!

[spaceb]

Exactly...Jackie was funny on the show cuz everyone else used to imitate his voice and that stupid laugh. The show's gotten EXPONENTIALLY better since Artie joined the crew.

[cheekyfumes]

Stern is so over the hill. He's like watching reruns of the "I Love Lucy Show".

[brumaleon]

/watch?v=8XCMRCbjNDY

[gmexit13]

Caine rage much? Christ fatso sounds exactly like a coke-bound jerkoff I worked with a few years ago with his hysterical SHUT UP SHUT UP. Lang needs his ass beat.

[elperropatron]

Artie has always been miles ahead of that washed up old turd, Jackie Jerkoff.

[I2TFA]

Elperropatron,

Jackie is way better. The best Stern shows happened in the late 80's and early 90's.

[MatthewPA1972]

I tend to agree.

[elperropatron]

I listened to a lot of stern in the 90s. No complaints there. But the funniest parts with Jackie was when Howard was cappying on his cheapness, shitty house, stupid tchotcki-selling website, etc. When Jackie himself actully tries to tell jokes, he kind of sucks. Just look at their appeances outside of Stern's show. Jackie was one of the weakest links in The Aristocrats, while Artie always slays when he's on Letterman, Conan, etc.

[ZBOY09]

this guy is washed up

[asianasca]

ding, dong the witch is dead the wicked witch, the little dick witch

[HebrewBoy87]

artie is sooo fat and nasty...he is a pig

[melancholicsadness]

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[mayaluvsmusic]

Got hostile work environment?

[mayaluvsmusic]

Got hostile work environment?

[OceanbornAngel]

God, Artie sounds like the Iron Sheik.

[gtasahomo]

Artie will be back, if not his ticket prices and venue sizes will be cut in half.

[mfgtr]

MIIIIIIiiiiiister CROWLEY . . ."FIRE"

[feekill]

mm647190? c'mon, cut out the hoe moves bro.

[mm647190]

Howard is a bi-ach, he wouldn't play the replay b/c he is not a man

[tmarkham1234]

howard complains about Youtube clips and normally i agree, but this latest move has changed my mind

[turdlinger5000]

i love Artie

[uncobone71]

ARTIE I LOVE YOU BROTHER!

[ReplicantJAI]

How dare stern remove this show from the rotation. This is one of the most dramatic Stern shows in the history of the show, censoring it is a slap in the face to his subscribers and fans.

[Dingledorkus]

I completely agree! I sent Stern an email saying what BS it is that suddenly his censors the show. WE PAY HIS SALARY. And we wait for history to unfold. When it does, they hide the show. Very very lame. It shows how out of touch they are with fans. Yet again.

[ReplicantJAI]

Exactly, we pay our hard earned money because we want to hear UNCENSORED radio as promised. But if he's going to censor the most controversial content then there's no point in subscribing. He can't have it both ways

[beersgood7]

I couldn't agree more. I came home from work thursday evening and went online to listen tho thurday's show and was treated to a replay of monday's show. I sent an email to the howard stern show myself, although it probably won't matter because if they had respect for their listners they would not have pulled the episode to begin with.

[KeijiMaeda86]

Wow teddy is like the worst fucken assistant in the world. he should be fired.

[TwistedSis2]

If this isn't "game" for ratings then Artie's asisstant is a douche and should be fired.

[flighty84]

i think artie has quit before.

[Robbyjean]

Yes!!! He has quit before.Last year he got into a fight with Sal and Richard. But it wasn't as bad as this.

[specifictender]

fag fag fag. Big fuckin deal

[tanyacardine]

suck my cock monkey boy

[specifictender]

I allready think Artie is funnier than I thought. I love this. I have only listened to the first minute so far, but, Making fun of his assistant for saying "Bloomies"? c'mon thats fuckin funny. That guy is a fag

[plentypeas]

Thanks for posting this. I, too, tried to listen tonight. Plus it's good to just have the part I want anyway.

[MKUltra3]

seriously thanks for posting

[SiriusSat101]

thank you for posting this. I work grave yards and fell asleep RIGHT before this happened. and when I tried to catch the replay I found out that canceled todays replay.

[ballsofbalsa]

HEROIN...its a hell of a drug