Patton - How to Win A War

[Treblaine]

Alternate title: "Patton... in 20 seconds"

[SteadySetGO]

'MERICA!

[shetlandwool]

Patton hated the lowlife jewish scumbags, who plunge America in one war after the other. He found that he had been fighting the wrong war against Germany in 1945, that was the reason why the jews (OSS/CIA/NKWD) murdered him. This is historical. not hate speech.

[mintman325]

@shetlandwool Actually he died in a a few days after a car crash. he said and i quote,"don't ruin this young man's life." so the jews DIDN'T MURDER HIM

[deeyankeeintexas]

Back when they made movies that were worth watching about Heros!

[cathyschleifniemiec]

In memory of our freind below Spec 6

[cathyschleifniemiec]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhh...GOD BLESS AMERICA

Spec.6 101st Airborne...502nd. Air Assault  74 to 78 M60 Fmg Operator....

[MegaFafnir]

Right. I'll keep a note of it. :)

[billslusser]

One GENOCIDE does not make another GENOCIDE right. But, if you have to fight GENOCIDE, fighting GENOCIDE back is more right than fighting to let GENOCIDE happen.

[VincentPrice111]

What you say is simplistic, but makes sense.

[yaklin104]

oh, i thought Elan made up that part of his speech.

[benjaythewhite]

Oh God, we're going to die.

[lilruc]

@benjaythewhite Shut the fuck up pussy. Man up and serve your country.

[benjaythewhite]

@lilruc Apparently someone hasn't heard of the Nostalgia Critic.

[shinobi67]

@lilruc Uh. We're not really fighting any wars at the moment. I mean, there's that thing over in Afghanistan, but you really can't call that a war. Now, before you unleash your righteous American fury upon me, let me just tell you that I have the utmost respect for the men and women in Afghanistan right now. I may not really "get" why we need to be over there, but if a person is willing to risk their own life for something they believe is right, I'm not going to tell them they're wrong.

[shinobi67]

@lilruc However, swearing at someone, calling them a pussy and telling them to "man up" is just plain rude. They made a stupid comment, parroting a line from an Internet celebrity. Honestly, responding to all of the comments like that would probably give you carpal tunnel syndrome. And plus, he's Australian apparently. I guess he could serve in the Australian military. Anyway, I guess I could go into detail on the number of reasons people don't serve in the military, but I don't want to spam you

[treyblowski]

i think this was parodied in stubbs the zombie

[Spitfirebird]

I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country. UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

[blehblehbleh99]

Oh my god. I love Dallon so much XD <3

[NonstopRam]

Poor Bastard, fell for the whole honor in death thingy.

[ace19901227]

@NonstopRam

Poor Bastard, you have no balls

[NonstopRam]

@ace19901227 is there ever a rich bastard?

[ace19901227]

@NonstopRam

Yes, he's sitting in the White House.

[dumboldon]

If we must fight, let us fight to win, victory is the ONLY excuse for war.

[thelittlemind]

you make the other poor bastard die for his country. duuur i believe patton said that

[butchdeadlift10]

Good movie, too many people quote it the wrong way

[MoxieChan]

i bet this inspired the team fortress 2 soldier character

[mademan912]

@MoxieChan Patton and Emery yes...They're the reason Soldiers my favorite class! :D

[Wolfrain789]

@MoxieChan this inspired Sarge! (Red vs Blue)

[weldonwin]

@MoxieChan A combination of Patton and R Lee Ermy I think

[XxxSakura101]

lmfao xD!!!

[madjohne]

Filmed at Patriotic Hall in Los Angeles.

[jamohanleva]

Well thats pretty much it.