Hotel Vending Machine Sells Cars, Condos

[freestyleiscool]

Who bought the bently 2 weeks b4 I got there? :(

[th3russi6n]

The SemiAutomatic is not a vending machine, it is an unmanned store. The products are not meant to be traditional vending machine items like sodas and $1 candies...sure, it may be easier for you to "just go to Amazon", but you're missing the point. it's all about the experience. And of course they do not expect to ever sell the cars or the penthouse apartment on the bay. It's just for fun. Most of the products sold are clothing [bikinis, sunglasses, etc] and media. Don't take it so seriously:)

[leedaomillz]

Sounds really dumb

[rekcufeht]

and the feathered vest comes with the model right?

[j4p35p5zXg4m3r6297]

*A corvette comes out of the vending machine* O.o xD LOL

[markman2000]

aw i wanted to see a car get pulled off the shelf by a lift and brought down to a big sliding plastic door :(

[b74k3]

$18 sunglasses? wtf?

[ingvend]

You guys should check out the Vend.Love.Win. contest on facebook!

All users have to do is upload a creative photo or video that includes their favorite vending machine or vended product. On the last day of each month, the top 20 entries with the most votes will each win $200 for a charity of their choice or a $200 Visa gift card for themselves to spend as they wish. They’re also giving away a $5,000 annual prize for the absolute BEST entry before March 30, 2012.

[tylerwalker2]

ok so once u get the certificate for a bentley and take it up front wat happens then? u get the keys and u go down to the dealership and pic ur car up?

[bearbearbethany]

Gold plates handcuffs that are also essential?

[sekkass]

Fuck that. I would totally break the glass and take all of it.

[RiseagainstWINS]

vsauce?

[MagneticProductions1]

@RiseagainstWINS Vsauce.

[RiseagainstWINS]

@MagneticProductions1 there he is!

[yeti576]

but does it blend

[MagneticProductions1]

@yeti576 Yes, but you would need the BlendTec Pro blender

[iGiveWedgies]

isnt miami the place with the most car accidents?

[guitarfreak41658]

If you weren't a douchebag already, you'll become one now!

[123JakesLilReviews]

Husband: Oh look i brought a $65,000 sports car

(Comes out)

Wife: Yeah a toy sports car

Husband: Oh F*ck

[TheFraMTK]

hold on, i need to buy a toothbrush.

thanks for purchasing your new rolls-royce.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU

[akjk123123]

Gold plated handcuffs which are totally essential LOL

[2bidfilmsguy]

it only takes change, so if you want the Bentley the people behind you will have to wait.

[bmalle12513]

where do the cars go in the vending machine?

[ddbros1]

but u cant buy the vending machine

[tjfjt]

opps wrong button now i have a prostitute instead of my convertibal

[EmosLastKiss]

..What happens if the machine decides to eff up and you lose thousands of dollars, though? XD

[kcmoto001]

putting dollar bills in for days and still not getting your car :/

[kcmoto001]

shit i wanted a snickers not a fucking convertible corvette!....... wait where do i pick it up?

[Hanssen69]

Sheesh that is so amazing.

[roberdude12345]

Customer: EXCUSE ME SIR!!!!!! This machine just took my 20 grand... and didnt vend anything!!!

staff:???????

customer:( busts down that glass and helps herself and tells everyone to go fukc themselvs

[indyfan22k]

The Supremely Rich Douchbag vending machine !

[EggoFreak]

Lol imagine there are slavse behind the machine packing the gifts xD

[ClubPenguinsZbzb]

@EggoFreak lol

[tubs6199]

I'd be nice if i purchase a toothbrush and i get the certificate for the car instead.

[SamJamRic]

Knowing my luck, I'd buy a 2.5 million dollar car and it'll get stuck!

[Anorchous]

i dont want to buy my 2.6 billion pound bentley like that?!

i want gay pornstars like arpad miklos or maybe zack randall...an army all naked and greased in oil slithering across the windshield of my new car and jesus delivering my car keys........not a vending machine....

[FieldGoal78]

Anyone else notice at 1:05 he pulls out a porno?

[stbays]

@FieldGoal78

In case you're being serious, that's just a packaged underwear called Spanx.

[germaninsanity]

@stbays Haha. I laughed so hard when I read that guy's post. I'm guessing the poster was male.

[stbays]

@germaninsanity

Yeah, it was funny. That's what I'm hoping he was trying to do. Only took a few seconds to Google the products name and confirm what it was.

[wallieburger]

"24k handcuffs...also essential"

O.o

[jennifer]

Yeah I used one of those and I bought his mom for two dollars :]

[rayd408]

You buy The million dollar car and when you pick it up it's a bucket with a picture of the million dollar car...

[boogioogigoof]

Japan has some vending machines that give you free cars.

[paulrocks247]

how are gold handcuffs essential?

[MrAntiemo123]

@paulrocks247 how are they NOT essential... teehee

[MishuTaste]

Why the hell would you buy a car w/o test driving it first?!

[noURstupid100]

0:45 Really? it appears behind that tiny door? a whole car? Also, 24k handcuffs? seriously, wtf.....

[TheIndyColts]

@noURstupid100 obviously you didn't watch the video. it says you get a certificate of purchase for proof

[thewateverperson]

Awesome. Next time I visit Miami!

[MTran0708]

do they accept coins?

[blanbproductionshd]

@MTran0708 yeah immagin showing up with truckloads of pennies. just tell the front desk your here for your car

[surajrs4]

ohh i used one..i bought some lightbulbs and potatoes and a buggati veryon...you know the usual stuff.

[tomgola3]

id like to hack this vending machine..

[SouthStandSupporter]

Wow, this jack ass is proud of having an "in your face" hotel. Americans, summed up.

[strey75]

Lol wjen I read this I thought "Cars don't need condoms"

[djchopasen]

lol don't get your credit card stolen

[monstermashman22]

gold plated handcuff.... o_o

[tomgola3]

@monstermashman22 A sex essential.

[circusboy90210]

yeah why pay somebody what they are worth??? why have human interaction? I hope this never picks up.

[shoelace510]

So $10 is the minimum? That's an expensive toothbrush lol

[Channypogosticks]

@shoelace510 obviously it is essential that it must be gold plated, since it is 'essential to have gold plated handcuffs too XD'

[shavaughn1980]

pointless

[MrMortjon]

hammer

steal

run

sell

money

[paddytheduck]

dose it sell  whores its what all hotels need

[GibsonLesJosh]

How do they get the corvette in the little box 0_o

[C0mb1n3]

@GibsonLesJosh Its dehydralized. :'D You put water on it and it grows!

[GibsonLesJosh]

@C0mb1n3 lol

[Nicole4ever74]

that would suck if it got hacked and they lost all that stuff

[smellypoti]

gold plated handcuffs are essential? df..

[mindprism]

So... you buy on your iphone app and the two ping each other so when you walk past the machines dispenser your package is brought to the fore in a brisk moment and you snatch it up without breaking stride.

In an airport, etc.

[FunWithAGun97]

lol i know people who can hack those

[dragonworld2008]

thier goes our jobs in the good old USA .thanks japs.

[PabloTheBorrito98]

lol i wonder if u can hack it lol

[noobie4eva0]

lol a belgian guy :D im from belgium !!!! altho he was from french belgium, so he sucks

[blueballoon110]

why does everyone have to ask if they died shut the hell up... and learn how to speak englsih anyways.

[bam10333333]

Is they dies?

[knight0500]

they died

[sarmenhb]

this idea wouldnt fly in los angeles. 50% of the cards would be fraudulent.

[lucernrox]

it would have to have instructions in Spanish too

[arisechicken82]

I'll take the Corvette. Now, do I have to slide each dollar into the machine?

[Nemle22]

@ 1:05 ...is that a porno he pulls out of the bag!? XD

[ChrissPortfolio]

Yes.....LOL!

[Fa1lenOne]

Well it is called spanx if you can stop it at the right moment

[citywill2]

@Nemle22 yes it does look like one

[EDunbarS]

Can you say, "Stolen credit card?"

[Aaronxyou98]

looks like he hadd some trouble getting the bag out at the end

[RastafariPoet]

In the words of The Great George Carlin. "You Rich Cocksuckers" lol

[Godzpleazer01]

... that guy at 1:07 got spanx

[TENGODOWN]

yeah... that owner must like them handcuffs ;D

[Cowboycurtis888]

god can you imagine if someone hacked this thing?

[flapplewapple]

Lol "handcuffs...which are essential"

[MrMcAngry]

man pounding on glass " Goddamn machine won't give me my bently!!!!!!"

[Chilenita74]

I love when he says that the handcuffs are a necessity!

[raptordave]

you'll need lots of quarters

[TheWayOfAllMetal]

If i had a baseball bat...

[YukiNagato3]

Retarded gimmick shit.

[adeptsaxophonist2]

They probably hope someone trying to buy a toothbrush accidentally buys a car while browsing.

[DuRiTo09]

@adeptsaxophonist2 Well obviously they wont spend that much money in for a toothbrush

[DuRiTo09]

@adeptsaxophonist2 You can easily break in one and get a Bentley for free.

[wowfanatic100]

i wonder how to hack this machine....hmmm

[DorisErikssonisCRAZY]

....but does it sell condoms & prostitutes?

nope, i don't think so...

[ichigoku322]

only the small prostitutes

[kungman149]

they call em miniskanks a new breed of prostitues, they come in a variety of nationalities starting from american,canadian,asian,europe­an etc...

and can only be sold through your neighborhood vending machine

[cprich22]

well u get the handcuffs

[k2theC2thejo]

@DorisErikssonisCRAZY Im sure it sells condoms.

[oishiininja]

@DorisErikssonisCRAZY

Who knows XD they dont specify, do THEY? :3

They did say they give a "proof of purchase" =) soooo : 3 yeah~

[IBonedYourMom1234]

@DorisErikssonisCRAZY probly condoms

[touchvending]

The future is vending. Maybe Touch Vending should consider these products rather than IPod Accessories, Skullcandy or Sennheiser Headphones or Nintendo DS Games.

[abdul456]

there is already one.

[Fashionfreak40]

lol.. you pay a million dollars for a pent house.. it gets stuck.... oh shit.

you go for help.. while your gone some kids decide to ramdomly bang on the machine,it falls out,,

ur screwd

[justin900]

"well, i also sell my son, via vendingmachine, my wife, my dog, my mother, all through vending machine.. i can sell you my house,, through vending machine too! :D"

lol xD

[FishEyePresents]

...anything from toothbrushes to you know GOLD HANDCUFFS with are also essential.... lllloolll

[RunTheRockers]

-purchases a bently for $9m-

-gets stuck-

Fack.

[Rathause]

how many rolls Royce's do they expect to sell?

[AtticusRh0des]

that funny looking dude with a copy of spank lmao

[signboyy]

if a 1000 pound car gets stuck in its slot and doesnt drop down am i going to have to rock the vending machine so that it drops down?

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

The coolest thing is if you see one Rolls Royce wedged up against the glass you can end up with two for the price of one.

[P3rf3ctStorm]

Yes but where are the blow up dolls? :-O

[jxsilicon9]

A bunch of overpriced crap. I rather just buy it on Amazon. And who would be stupid enough to buy a car before actually seeing and driving it?

[GiovannaNYC]

What...........no returns?

[undocumentedspot]

I don't like it. I want a vending machine looks exactly like the chips vending machine, and I should pay about the same price as Lays, and the car must drop immediately inside the machine. thought probably will turn into junk .lol

[FishEyePresents]

car comes out piece by piece.. build it your self loool.

[gymnstgrl444]

why would someone on VACATION buy a car!?!?!?

hmmmmm... no one i know

[drainoftheage369]

if you have enough money to where your whole life is a vacation, then buying a car at a vending machine would be no problem.

[TheCuriousSkeptic]

Just the thing for those with an impulse to waste money.

From location to packaging, it reeks of horrible value.

What a perfect icon for American consumption.

[MidwestMex]

ok, does it sell blunt wraps or beer?

[dementor440]

Imagine if your brand new Bentley got stuck in the vending machine as it was coming out.

[liftertwo]

GREAT thing to have.

[clearwater04]

ah if only stores could be like that no waiting in lines ect

[KOFILMSANDMEDIA]

wow...god bless america...