Tokyo Crystal Mew Episode 1

[WhatAWonderfulAngel]

The opening is eeeh... Rebecca Black is that you?

[Songla222]

What is the tittle of the opening?

[OrangeTatunka]

IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT FANIME.

[nyancatnatalie]

XDDD holy shit this is so bad that its so good!! i love it!!!

[mcrfan1324]

:lol:

[AshuraK242]

Holy shit this is bad.

[lisamoya]

Bro Strider watchs this.. Everyyy night

[roxanne3344]

@lisamoya he watches all of the episodes all of them!!!

[Milliee3650]

3:15 and I lost completely. I MEAN HE'S DERPING AND EVERYTHING

[Mrevilcookiez]

What the heck?

[lesbianluv908]

Making one's mouth flap open and close while an audio file plays does not a lip synch make.

[tezpokemonmaster]

well at least it has animation, i don't think nyan neko sugar girls had animation

[TheTailsDoll671]

MY EARS! THE EAR PLUGS DO NOTHING!

[Rhiesen]

At least their voices are not annoying as fuck D':

[Istronglydislikeyou2]

Pink SeeU @ 0:46

[oleanderbrew]

So much exposition.

[biospherearcadia]

How am I just now finding this? This is hilarious!

[midnightCalliope]

... I don't know whether to laugh or cry....

[oleanderbrew]

@midnightCalliope

Both.

[MissJoey006]

Lol at 2:51 xD 

[XIIIBAER]

NO! NO! NO! YOU GOD DAMNED ASSHOLES HAVE RUINED KODOCHA FOR ME! FUCK YOU!!

[JeffPyroEJ]

but that dude has a nice voice

[JeffPyroEJ]

wtf am I watching

it burns

[HolderofSalvation]

Can't tell if mentally challenged or a shitty microsoft paint user. :l

[MissJoey006]

I'm going to like this because it is BLOODY HILARIOUS :D

[PearlyPepsiPop]

YOUR MOTHER IS A MUTANT CHEETO

[Speedy149U]

My reaction when I heard it was the song was from PPGZ:

"i knew it, I Knew it, I KNEW IT!"

[KiraShake]

I'M HOME

[RingLight1]

"Does her future get crushed?"

*Crush noise*

No, but the microphone sure does

[ChibiRobo13]

BETTAH NOT BE ABOUT BOIS

[armoaxer]

....oh fuck this shit

[areeb10000]

This gave me cancer.

[DrRileyty]

there all vigrins.

[DrRileyty]

amazing singing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|

[letmetrythisname]

I suddenly don't understand anything anymore.

[NinjaJedi]

Fuck Madoka and all those other shitty moeblob hipster shit magical girl shows because TOKYO CRYSTAL MEW IS WHERE IT'S AT!

[Ron72981]

wait is toya the son of ichego from tokyo mew mew and plz kill me plz holly shit pllllllllllllllllllllllllz

[RioEllington]

My brain died.

[CuteNekoPrincess1]

..........the fuck did I just watch.......?

[Valigarmanda1]

Kill it with fire

[silentist26]

...creepy...

[InvaderSageKataMoon]

I couldn't even understand the theme song.

[KiraShake]

And then they all fucked

[nianicole824]

Well,atleast you took intuative.

[6october]

wtf is this?

[LittleMangaColours]

"...i am deep blue, had white skin and pointy ears..."

what? did she think your skin turned blue?

XD

[KrazyKacophony]

A girl in love.

Does her future get cruPRRGHFHFH

[TheAshleyAlive]

What in the ever loving fuck is that noise?

[Funkykitsune]

....the fuck did I just watch?

[xXxCastleOblivionxXx]

W.T.F.

[Mika26062]

"Now.....take this badge.....now....say "Mew Crystal Power Activate".....now!"

Jesus Christ, do it NOW!! DDDDD:

[ZetaNeubourn]

Never seen so much effort go into recoloring.

[Niobesnuppa]

Why sing the intro song when you're a terrible singer? o_o

[KiraShake]

This is some professional shit.

[Jason75913]

@KiraShake Indeed.

[ymmechan]

6:45 Fell out of my chair...ow.. x___x

[mermaidkate12]

where do you get this animetion editer

[SVGOriginals]

It sounded like I had two completely different videos running at the same time during the 'song' at the beginning. Didn't have a clue what was happening...

[CureBlackTia]

you know the opening song sounds just like powerpuff girls z opening

[poisenpotato123]

to summarize the opening eojhnshjfbgehosdfbxch jbsvhkfbsojvbfbd oeeeeeeeee

[rws10923]

@poisenpotato123 I think you nailed it.

[EstrangedPeppermint]

"Hey Toya. I need to talk to you in the backyard about some random mythical shit your mother and I went through for no apparent reason. Just thought you should know at this very random and meaningless point in time."

[MagicalGuildStudios]

TOKYA CLRYSTA MYUH

5:16

[MONEYiLOVE]

5:41 - 6:34 the "seriousness" of the situation was killed for me by the muppet-mouth, lol

[Hibarichan16]

AHAHAHAHAHA WTF! this is sooo annoying but soooo funny!!!

[Bubbleflum]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[lykttlyttyldude]

wow this could be a REAL animu I didn't even know that this was made by normal people like you and me!!!!!!1!!!1

tihs is relly kawaii desu!!!!

[BreadFreak]

OH MY, WHAT A GREAT LOOKING CAFE!

[kmoodyblues]

It's sad that the French accent is the least of their problems.

[BlackLuna0]

I lost my shit when the dad started infodumping omg

[TheLobsterhime]

Mew Eeee-chee-goo.

[MomoTheNightmareNeko]

@AnimateFox LOL agree ...sadly

[IllusionsDreamsFan]

ok.....WHAT THE FUDGE?????

[cetyla877v2]

thumbs up if encyclopedia dramatica brought you to this bullshit

[TheCaptiannaitpac]

AIDS

lol dongs

[ModestryRabbit]

Wow this is the worst thing I've ever seen done by a child. I think it just gave my eyes AIDs.

[charforeverbiotch]

bullshittery.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

CRSYSTAL CAFE

[dabzdoub]

"in the backyard"

i lol'd

[TheSupremelyEvilOne]

... can't tell if trolling or just retarded.

[o01tuyet10o]

@TheSupremelyEvilOne I think it would be both... =.=

[linkfan9a9]

@TheSupremelyEvilOne It's retarded,I lost hope for humanity.

[TheDarkLuchia]

...crystal tokyo???

[godoftimexd]

Weeaboos cant draw or sing.

[RoroChan10]

THIS IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING ME BECAUSE IT IS CANCER.

[AlexSTALKED]

I think I just lost some of my braincells.

[StricknSTW]

Troll video is troll.

[TalouArtist]

3:14 I laughed so hard.

[IKillBabyKittensLOL]

I am twelve years old and what is this, I don't even

[brandikat1]

I'm just like....what.

[ZeoTactics]

My god, this is terrible, but I can't look away.

[cronosson]

Oh god,i fucking lost at the very first second

[Hyperaktiviteten]

Ee-chee-gou

[TerminalMontage]

This is so good!

[jermaran]

so...was this made out of joke? or did some fiend actually make this out of seriousness??

[MayLin1128]

2:28 OMG! She tries to eat that girl!!!

[PaluzckiFTW]

I hate the fact that Mina's transformation is all traced. It PISSES ME OFF.

[UnderAvg]

Oh God, her dad has a frog face...

[demon204]

i must be smoking some goood stuff

[demon204]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XDanimegirlXD15]

Oh god .. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[IJumpOnTNT]

I could only survive 1:06 minutes... I had to go the the hospital and were there for a whole year... I can't believe this got 30k years on only a few years! Waaait, this thing got FANS!? More like drug junkies gone wild!

[PuncherOfOvaries]

@IJumpOnTNT This unfortunate soul has brain damage from watching this.

[LemonsAndTea]

I had no idea they were "singing" in English when I first heard this...

[JumpykangLC]

Worm hair.

Deformed eyes.

CANTONESE COVERS OF TATU?!

THIS IS MADNESS!

[haleycuff]

..... what the.... what?

[imnotrlyadoctor]

that was the shittiest 9 minutes of my life

[Shadownyo216]

What is even going on ?

[robokrepe]

the mouths oh my God

[TheBrittneyRochelle]

the song.....my ears......

[AguzzLa22]

The next day... NYA

what.

[AguzzLa22]

pure evil, white skin and DEEP BLUE

[momoandmiz]

Am I high or something?

[misssunshineboo]

Am I stoned?

[mikelezynski]

This was by far the gayest thing ever. lol

[hidemenow]

"We saved everyone.....AND THE EARTH".

Cool story, Dad.

[themongrelcatt]

it sounds like those are her actual parents

[kony512]

i hear season 2 of this is coming out next winter season!

[5KellyChan5]

this opening is.... amm... forget

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

I love how they think they can sing when it's really just 90% inane mumbling. xD

[MonochromeTrouble]

Turner Classic Movies?

[Haizme]

I can't stop laughing. Why do they think that lamely tracing Tokyo Mew Mew and singing really bad will give them a good animation XDDDD

[Joterike]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[TheHorrorCount]

I swear to god this is the worst thing I've ever seen.

[vikingskippen]

i guess sonichu has found its match

[RenegadeOfShadows]

Only the guy had okay-voice acting. But his lines were HERP-A-DERP.

[RenegadeOfShadows]

WHY WON'T IT DIE

[RenegadeOfShadows]

singing is shitty.

[RenegadeOfShadows]

WTF IS WRONG WITH THE SINGING?This sucks donkey-ass.

[Tertyu48]

I lose XD

[Daclunator]

What... Did I watch?

[heartlesslover711]

---_______----

[personsom1]

could you post some lyrics so i can sing it the entire day, since it already stuck in my head i might as well mess up other peoples day...

[BrownyTCat]

Microsoft fucking paint

[MrGreetHat]

...What in the world? D:

[seemyjohn]

Fuck this.

[sleepykoinu]

Actually, thinking back, I remember making a complaint about this on the deviantART complaint forums quite a few years ago and it got so many replies of horror, and mojocrystaltokyo and her friends threw a bitchfit about it. Good times.

[ChibiRobo13]

BETTAH NOT BE ABOUT BOIZ

[KoinuYukina]

Tokyo Crystal Meth.

[MrDrGermany]

AMAZING.

[clowcard79]

Please, next time, use your own music for the opening. I recognize it from Powerpuff Girls Z.

[icegem738]

I think I died inside.

[pinkorpurple432]

Oh my God the OP is so beautiful

[feh2]

Hard Work and Effort deserve Praise..This is not Hard Work and Effort.

[drdttdtrestds]

IT BURNS IT BURNS!

[LaughingNoiseStudios]

3:51 Your mother is a mutant cheeto.

OMG.

[EddysAnimations]

Congrats, You are on ED.

[GoldenPickaxe]

SHARPTHWHATHAVEYOUDONE

[Kidorkman93]

OW.

Sorry. That was my brain speaking.

[FranzGrrl]

2:10

Why, just...can anyone actually do that without breaking their bones? Her knee is bent sideways. And her forarm is bent, not her elbow.

This whole thing has me asking, "What is anatomy?"

[Tehspazmo]

heheheheh, hahahahahahhahahahahahahah HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHHA OHGODWHATISWRONGWITHMEHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WAGH'NAGL FHTAGN

[VocaloidYorune]

DAMMIT. I LOST.

[King0fSand]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[animeAndYaoiLUVER]

i had to rip out my headphones and burn my ears off. thanks alot. -__-

[Erahoshigakinara]

my god lord, I almost lost it when the father was describing himself 

[xXxN3koMoNst3RxXx]

BURRRRRNNNNN THISSSSSSSSSSS 

[ShannonThePaperBoy]

This is almost as sugoi as Nya Neko Sugar Girls.

This is my second favorite anime everrrr!!! Nyaaaa so sugoi!! X333

[Matsudaimaru]

I don't know whether to laugh or rage.

[BatzNBonez]

@Matsudaimaru You're not the only one thinking that, bro...

[renegadeskinninja]

@Matsudaimaru i did both

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

@Matsudaimaru

Laughrage simultaneously. That's what I'm doing. xD

[KrazyKacophony]

"Im not having an attitude!" Why is she inside again?

[RockerDiva102]

ppl stop bad mouthin mojocrystaltokyo's work caus she was onyl a novice when she did this so u need to stop bad mouthin :(

[ViciousChangelings]

@RockerDiva102 Nope

[Pawkit]

@RockerDiva102 Bad mouthin as you call it = criticism. Novice or not everyone is subjected to it if they didn't want it they wouldn't put it up in a public place :o

[xlovinsarahx]

This gave me a HEADACHE!!!

[Frogzor17]

Dear gods, it's like someone aborted an 8 month old fetus, plopped the remains on a table, then took a forked and knife and just started eating it as-is.

[PokoRocks1234]

5:40 - 6:34 I couldn't stop laughing. *facepalm*

[FemJesse]

@PokoRocks1234 Its like she's forgetting what she's saying as she's saying it...

DAT FLOPPIN MOUTH

[ShippaiProductions]

brb committing suicide

[Astylite]

Lol is it just more i did some one start to fart through 1:20 - 1:23

[Reilly444]

lolwut?

[QueenDarkCloud2]

All aboard the fail train!

[DrRileyty]

@QueenDarkCloud2 tickets cost: hating this video

[Scaarfii]

Oh dear God.... my eyes and ears.... Somebody needs to burn these girls off the internet forever!!! DX