Game Fails: Battlefield 3 "Ooooo.... look at the shiny birdy"

[IRAFOX888]

Sppoooottt bonus!

[pbck15]

Its funny how serious BF3 players are

[Iklilledurhamster49]

anyone else who thought that the jet will hit him?

[icarusMeltdown321]

Funny how he's talking in a calm voice while his throat is getting cut xD!!!

[thiswassposedtolong]

karmas a bitch

[RainbowChinJRS]

@thiswassposedtolong Not karma, just bad luck on his part.

[thenewzealandergamer]

its a fail because he shouldn't of been looking at the jet exploding but rather his surroundings

[DeinVAAAADER]

What level to unlock the look of death?

[spartanshane88]

THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

[dveach11]

@spartanshane88 Think of how the guys character felt.

[darussianpanda123]

lISTEN CLOSELY AT 0:12 BUAAAGH IM GONNA KILL ALL OF THEM

[Bubblizm]

Classic!

[TheSplintercell12341]

how do you spot a player like that @0:17? on ps3

[Armaggedon1997]

@TheSplintercell12341 Press the "Select" button.

[ChesneyNL]

not that funny

[asparagusoffice]

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

Yeah, I think it is a pla- *knife* DEEUEAUGH

[superwaffle1203]

0:24 BLACK ATTACK

[OwnageNinja1991]

@Arzaker Yeah but this is the worst "fail" I have seen

[Thebestsnake]

Hostile jet OAAARRGGHHH !

[HaloWarlord117117]

no it was him focusing on the jet and gettign knifed

[NekAffect]

maybe its what he said?

[iShoutatGames]

RAMIREZ!

[DarthChief1995]

lol this happend to 201 people

[NafisMalikHall]

player: "hostle jet spoted over... hostle jet- "

enemy player: shut the f*** up!

[dynoryder1996]

SURPRISE BITCH

[The808monsta]

"Ohh pretFUCK!"

enemy: "Dumbass"

[ComradeBroslice]

That black guy stole his chicken!

[cool6568]

pause at 0:24 DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK

[Tarzan502402]

0:12 apparently hes gonna "kill all of them" 0:22 Thats one

[dadsythe2]

scared the fucking shit out of me

[ranger0810]

0:21 NIGGA GIMME DEM TAGS  -stab-

[sqrlaway0]

fix your goddamn fov and this won't happen

[Soloeagle54]

What does it take to enjoy a fucking airshow! lol.

[SAVAGExKANTUS]

how to u spot things?

[Haloplaya2332]

@SAVAGExKANTUS you know there is something called google...and a control list, and a limited number of buttons to push For PC try alt f4 

[MassGag10]

the bird bird bird the bird is the word :p

[JWang524]

Look at the bird and people die, everywhere people die...

[MrAWESOMEsauce919]

@JWang524 TARGET DOSNT DIE!?

[OwnageNinja1991]

how is this a fail?

[Arzaker]

@OwnageNinja1991 i think it was around the fact that he wasnt paying attention

[koldingfjord]

@OwnageNinja1991 Maybe him getting stabbed at the end?

[crazysim9]

@OwnageNinja1991 He got distracted and then killed.

[pokealong1227]

@OwnageNinja1991 How do you and 27 people not get how this is a fail? He got distracted by a jet, he got knifed and killed.

[OwnageNinja1991]

@pokealong1227 -_- only retarded people get distracted by jet, focus more on the battlefield, not the skys (unless your flying which he clearly wasnt)

[TheSuperSaiyan]

@OwnageNinja1991

And that's how this is a fail.

[OwnageNinja1991]

@TheSuperSaiyan i dont understand -_-

[xXBosnianSniperXx]

@OwnageNinja1991 It's a fail due to his lack of awareness and continued staring at a jet far away from him....it's like looking at a billboard while crossing a highway (if for whatever reason you ever do that); maybe a good idea when you're safe, really stupid at the time

[zygas25]

well at least he got the point

[reller82]

did anybody hear a guy say-AHHH im going to kill all of them

[ArsenicBlackgammon]

"Look comrade! it's a hostile je-OH GOD YOU'RE NOT A COMRADE!"

[FireCrotch74]

I fuckin hate getting knifed in this game :/

[karinosai]

Stabbed by a level 2 black man.

[karinosai]

@LewstarMK I don't think you get the joke here.

[LewstarMK]

@karinosai

i slapped your mum with my penis last night.

[karinosai]

@LewstarMK Joke's on you, she's a man.

[ChocomintCA]

@karinosai LOL

[karinosai]

@ChocomintCA Notice how the guy I replied to has no comeback.

[MrrLionn]

I love the death animations. So realistic.

[TehSurfer]

by a noob too. hahahaha

[RawrCola]

@TehSurfer Look when this video was uploaded, two days after the game came out. Everyone was around that level.

[firebullet96]

ninga stab motherfucker

[Gammelmaggi]

Was the guy who knifed him Bear Grylls? xD

[xxadamxx0001]

Hostile J--- AGJJGJGHH

[0Ryuxxx]

at the end

me : RUn Bitch RUN !



[ntico25]

at least he didnt lose his manhood, too

[TheRealRitz2]

oh shit deebo stole ur tags

smoky told u to hide ur chains

[TheRofl2000]

it's sad because it happens to me all the time

[elmntbkr210]

Samuel Jackson is in BF3 we're all screwed now

[Geekpuncher1]

General: Keep your heads up, soldiers.

Soldier: *looks up and gets stabbed*

General: -_-

[crysis306]

did i hear someone jsut go i'm gonna kill all of them?

[MultiAzzan]

Nigga stole your tags

[patton19451]

@MultiAzzan thats how they do it in the GHETTO, CRACKA!!!!11

[skynat247]

I thought it was gonna strafe him. that would a been funny too.

[Dragoon51585]

*guy comes up behind him* "NO! THAT IS FORBIDDEN!"

[DeathNote7181]

Bambi: BIRD!

God: nope

[77death7]

man, i always wished i could'v been a pilot. just the way it-BOOM- oh my god, oh my god-KNIFE- OH MY GOD!!!

[flaverablecarrot]

this happens to me all the time :P

[shyla669]

thumbs up if people say "thumbs up if" are dumbasses.

[bismark48315]

@shyla669 I thumbed up simply because you called yourself a dumbass

[blackXmagic1205]

He blew it up with his mind...

[blessed871129]

@blackXmagic1205 that made me giggle, lol thumbs up well deserved

[Shadowthiefdark]

Here, hold this knife with your throat for me.

[mlbennington]

thumbs up if you thought the plane would crash into him

[EmperorHeresy]

@mlbennington I actually thought there would be some random bombs that it dropped on him or something. Guess not.

[RonanDex]

the worst thing about that was that it was a level 2 guy that knifed you

[Tataru5117]

Pvt. Derp: *waits 45 seconds* Hostile jet spotted, over :B

Sarge: NO SHIT

[BigMakk111]

This is why you should always be watching your motion trac- oh, never mind....

[derden95]

@BigMakk111 he never was on the motion tracker

[snak1592010]

@BigMakk111 i sub for this comment

[machoadan]

is it just me or are the servers realy laggy on ps3 atm?

[evilmonkey21000]

@machoadan when it get's round to the ass-fuck highway map, i lag for half the game and disconnect, but only a few minor lag problems with me on other maps (ps3). check your ISP

[haloiscoolerthencod]

@evilmonkey21000 same here

[fearedjames]

@evilmonkey21000 thats why u should get the ps3, 360 has better multiplayer, less lag, and is more powerful then ps3 (thier stats are the same, except the 360 has double the ram, i dont understand why u cant run blue ray, but blue ray is shit for gaming cause it requires install to play, and turns on slower)

[Th3Fr33man]

@fearedjames OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN

[evilmonkey21000]

@fearedjames the reason i play ps3,is because xbox is P2P. i don't agree with 'pay £240 for a console (whatever price, can't remember, mine was 240) and then pay again to play online. that and the fact that i've had three xbox 360s, and after shelling out another £90 for XBL and a wireless adapter, none of them could connect. not to mention the fact they all broke within 6 months of purchase. my ps3 connected first time, and i've only owned one system, for 3-4 years. just my view from experience

[fearedjames]

@evilmonkey21000 ur story makes sense, and i only got the new 360, the one that doesent get red ring unless you do redicules hours (like 24 hours). I have had myn for a year and a half now and its doing great. Also internet connected instantly and perfectly to my wireless internet. I dont know if wireless adapaters are shit, since my 360 came with wi fi, so from my point of view, 360 has been great. ps 90 pounds for a year! i payed 80 bucks australain and we get riped (aus is worth less per $)

[J0eyBe]

@evilmonkey21000 You mean tehran highway? Same for me and alot of others.

[TheStrikeElite]

i dont see how this is much of a fail, just really really really bad luck

[link2400]

The shiny birdy hit the ground...... and so did he.

[zeikenHD]

The fail is that the guy who killed him was lvl 2 xD

[cheechanchux]

Testing

[phatQQQ]

how do you spot?

[blazelmtdedtn]

@phatQQQ q on pc. idk for the consoles.

[ALo20II]

@phatQQQ consoles is select/back

[Codcraft187]

@phatQQQ You have to aim down sight at the target and press q on PC or back on consoles

[specterseal999]

Hostile jet! *stab* lmfao xD

[Xxken101xX]

i wish u could respond to a stab :/ like a perk or something...sigh i hate when that happens lol

[Thegrandhighoracle]

@Xxken101xX Well no, that would defeat the purpose. Don't let them sneak up behind you

[RufioAvenger]

Been there... Sucks bro

[ZacharyOver9000]

Lol I haven't been stabbed yet so I didn't know it shows an animation

[50rokr13]

Ha ha ha at least he got the spot assist lol

[TalentedOrangeTv]

Not really a fail... I as well as all the friends I have who play this, stare at planes and people on the ground to shoot at have at least been stabbed like this three times.

[nathan96berry]

@TalentedOrangeTv please shut up your such a kill joy

[TalentedOrangeTv]

@nathan96berry okay.

:(

[nathan96berry]

@TalentedOrangeTv i didnt mean it in a nasty way anyway if you got xbox live add me my gamertag is nathan96berry we can play some bf3 :)

[TalentedOrangeTv]

@nathan96berry okay cool. I don't have an xbox but I go over to my friend's place to play battle field on xbox.

[nathan96berry]

@TalentedOrangeTv get your friend to add me coz not many of my friends have this game lol gamertag nathan96berry

[TalentedOrangeTv]

@nathan96berry okay. btw they were beasts with COD but they kinda suck a battle field, same with me of course.

[nathan96berry]

@TalentedOrangeTv okay im terrible at cod but im pretty good at battlefiel im level 18 and iv only had it since the 28th

[TalentedOrangeTv]

@nathan96berry wow we're only at 8

[Codcraft187]

@nathan96berry Same here but im not too bad a COD

[nathan96berry]

@Codcraft187 im just the worst cod player ever lol

[dasji2]

A toast to you, youtube top commentators. endlessly striving to get at the top of the virtual food chain that is both trivial and reward-less and yet you do not care. you shall not rest until you see that thumbs up besides your pseudonym and an absurd number written in green. Do not stop being you. because let's face it. this is the only chance you have at greatness, so comment on, my friends, comment on... ;)

[l4dzombiekiller]

just listen this with batmans theme song

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

The only person who would be distracted by that would be Caboose.

[pcfix33]

@dekuscrubbyfan888 no, my son would be distracted by that, but then again, there's a reason why he has the nickname of Caboose. LOL

[TexiG]

@pcfix33 So you call your sun a train or a retard? nice parenting.

[pcfix33]

@TexiG lol, he has ADHD and its a father son thing where he calls me Sarg because I'm a nonsense talking retarded asshole and I call him Caboose because he gets distracted easily and acts just like caboose. Now, what were you saying about Nice parenting? Nice attempt at trolling.

[TexiG]

@pcfix33 I wasn't trolling. I was asking a question then making an opinion, not a "troll"

[pcfix33]

@TexiG ROFL sorry, its been a long day. happy gaming.

[adtralways]

i bet that scared the shit out of him *jumps from couch* THE FUCK

[TomDarkwulf87]

Okay, seriously? Who started the flame war?

[HELLOX77]

i dont see a fail. i see another kill for me.

[XxownXxs3th]

Looking at air crafts fly above yourself $500. Seeing them explode $4000 getting knifed priceless

[shane1637]

@XxownXxs3th No thats dumb.

[Momboman177]

Do you have knife insurance?

No.

Stab.

[856JProductions]

Not a fail u just suck

[LJbloaded]

Its what I get for starting at jets in video games.

[Shadowthiefdark]

I'm still looking for the bird.

[EchoEpsilon]

You know an army has a shit ton of funds when they can afford to use jets as distractions for a knife kill.

[Ginpie777]

Crashed*



[Ginpie777]

it would have been funnier if the jet crahed into him

[Donavon55]

Who wouldn't want to see a dogfight in the sky?

[jonjoe9]

Bird is the word ... :D

[HugeExplosionsFilms]

Wait. Wha?

[reallifebadass]

ooooooh i get it the game is the fail

[MegaPacman25]

@reallifebadass omg dude rooster teeth should make a comment fail channel put ur comment on there and ull be number 1

[reallifebadass]

@MegaPacman25 shut up fatt ass you are too stupid to realize that cod is a far better game than bf3

[implodingrat]

@reallifebadass WOW! You really have no life. :P Trolling on every battlefield video is kinda sad bro. If you love Cod so much go out fishing catch one and eat it. XD

[reallifebadass]

@implodingrat first off that made no sence second you battlefield fanboys are way worse than cod fanboys third your the fat ass 13 year old that has no life

[implodingrat]

@reallifebadass Fail #1. Cod is a fish. fail #2 How can you say bf fanboys are worse when your trolling on a bf video? fail #3 *since*

[reallifebadass]

@implodingrat fail #1 your argument is invalid fail#2 go look up all of the mw3 trailers and you will see more bf fanboy comments than mw3 fan comments fail #3 your a pale 13 year old fatt ass that has no life

[implodingrat]

@reallifebadass #1 you haveto provide a reason why its invalid. #2 I have, and its about the same. But the irony is your complaining about trolling while you troll. #3 Im 17. I have a pilots liscense and a girlfreind, i have a 2011 chevrolet camaro and many freinds. I have to much of a life to troll on the internet. So bye now. have fun trolling.

[reallifebadass]

@implodingrat fail#1 that argument is invalid fail#2 look up any mw3 trailer or something along those lines and you will see way more bf3 fanboy comments than cod fans comments fail#3 your a pale 13 year old fat ass that sits in his room and does nothing but eat and play bf3

[TheLordteus]

@reallifebadass you and that other guy were fighting on a differnt bf fail vid so get lives and stop stageing.

[MegaPacman25]

@reallifebadass im stupid? your stupid i didnt say any hate on mw3 or battlefield 3 your just ignorant . o and this is how you spell fat F A T not F A T T. go tell your mom and dad what you learned today you little rascal (turd)

[StarWarsUnited123]

dont set black ops on the same lvl bf 3 is....bf 3 is friggin awesome

[StareyProtocol]

I love how the enemy just stabs him with no emotion, then disappears like Batman would!

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@StareyProtocol "I'M BATMAN...

BITCH."

[SkullShatter]

@StareyProtocol except batman doesnt doesnt stab(kill) ppl so he wasnt lik Batman at all

[StareyProtocol]

@SkullShatter LOL your right about the stab, but I meant the disappearing act or simply how quick he was.

[megacheddaronxbox]

Is there no way no counter a knife? I haven't played Battlefield yet :(

[kirielvids]

@megacheddaronxbox nope. if you get caught from behind you are fucked.

[LeonidasMGO]

Bringing cod in a game thats about BF you people are stupid. You'r asking to start another fanboy internet war between two 10 year olds that others jump into.Enough jeez.

[MrTriik7er]

dick