Project for Awesome 2009: Locks of Love

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DFTBA! The first time I cut my hair (which was when I was 18), I donated 27" to Locks of Love. Intensely awesome, since all you really have to do is... grow hair. Easiest donation EVER.

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DFTBA!!!

[xDayxTayx]

I'm going to also donate my hair to locks of love! I can't wait until it's long enough to send in...

[saysmandi]

ive donated to locks of love twice ! <3

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DFTBA.

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I have red hair

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My name is Ginny!

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I have red hair.

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My name is Ginny!

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And I say, Beware!

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I hold my head up high

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No I dont care

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But I ignore them

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They say my hair warns of sure catastrophe

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Though some would not agree

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Its my claim to Weasley fame

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I have red hair

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Fighting for truth and the wizarding way!

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Adventurous and brave

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Gryffindor to the end

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We make up for in love

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But what we lack in worldly possessions

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Well, with nine its quite snug

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Life at the Burrow

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I have red hair.

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My name is Ginny!

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And I say, Beware!

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I hold my head up high

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No I dont care

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But I ignore them

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They say my hair warns of sure catastrophe

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Though some would not agree

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Its my claim to Weasley fame

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I have red hair

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And we wear secondhand robes

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We have to scrape to get by

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Our vault at Gringotts would have some dough

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If they would have stopped at three kids

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You always shove it in his face

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My dads a Muggle lover

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To put me in my place

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You say it as an insult

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I have red hair.

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My name is Ginny!

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And I say, Beware!

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I hold my head up high

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No I dont care

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But I ignore them

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They say my hair warns of sure catastrophe

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Though some would not agre

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Its my claim to Weasley fame

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I have red hair

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Alright song time then i'm done.

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OMG, maybe her original title for the series was "Hairy Potter" !

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Hagrid has crazy amounts of untidy hair

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Bellatrix has black hair

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James has ruffled hair

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The Weasleys have red hair

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Draco has bleached blonde hair

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Voldemort has no hair

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Dumbledore has white hair

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Hermione has frumpy hair

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Snape has greasy hair

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JK Rowling's kinda obsessed with hair...

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I just thought about something

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Ooh you're into wizard rock!

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(btw, you do have beautiful hair!)

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One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

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The little girl thought about this revelation for a while, and then said, "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"

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Lots of men are losing their hair and most are very upset by that. But not all of them. I casually mentioned to Don one night that I thought he was going bald.

Don looked at me and said, "I am NOT going bald, I'm getting more head."

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If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.

If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.

If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

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A bald man took a seat in a beauty parlour. "How can I help you ?" asked the stylist.

"I went for a hair transplant." the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the thought of having any discomfort. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."

"No problem, " said the stylist, and she quickly shaved her head.

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ooh there's more further down

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Those are from some california hair surgeon, I think he'd know how to be safe =)

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

"Thanks, I'll never part with it!"

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What's the difference between an ape, an orphan, a prince, and a bald man?

An ape has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and a bald man has no hair apparent.

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The best thing about being bald is...

when her folks come home, all you have to do is straighten your tie.

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What do you call a bunch of bunnies hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Science has found that only one thing can prevent baldness

...hair!

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Here's a couple more from another site

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I hope none of them were offensive, it's all in good fun

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jokes courtesy of laughatonce (dot) com. I've never heard most of them and can't understand some of them

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?

On clipper ships.

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There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed

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Why was the ladys hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

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A guy walks in to the Barbershop.

Barber says, What will it be today? Guy says, well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other,

and just make it all out of shape and messed up. Barber says, Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that.

Guy says, Thats how you cut it last time

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.

Harry: Pity its not on her head!

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What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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A man & a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

Im goin to buy a green tie to wear for the parade, he said, Ill be back in a few minutes.

When the boys haircut was completed & the man still hadnt returned, the barber said, Looks like your daddys forgotten all about you.

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That wasnt my daddy, said the boy. He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, Come on, son, were gonna get a free haircut!

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

No, said Mom. Its glue.

I thought so, said Janet. I wondered why I couldnt get my hat off today.

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A little girl climbed into her grandfathers lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck.

Did god make you?, she asked.

yes he answered.

did god make me, too? she wondered.

yes, he replied.

well, she shrugged, dont you think hes doing a better job now than he used to?

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.

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Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.

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A woman was cutting her husbands thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. It has more vitamin C than an orange, she remarked. And more hair than Dad, added their son.

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A man sitting in a barbers chair noticed that the barbers hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, Yes, sir, no ones been in for a shampoo yet.

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First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair!

Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!

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What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

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What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

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Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?

Sharon: No, why ?

Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

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What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because theyve lost their locks.

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For what person do all men take off their hats?

The barber.

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Customer: Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: Its not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Whats a barbers favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

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two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation. the bald guy says he cant afford it. so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares.

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a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!

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Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

Customer: No.

Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

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Knock Knock

Whos there !

Barber !

Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

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Customer: Why doesnt my hairline look good?

Barber: Its on the same old head.

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Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

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Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.

Customer: Im not surprised - hurry up, will you?

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After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

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A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, Howd you get such lovely blonde hair

Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, Its natural.

The guy walked by the second girl and asked, Howd you get such pretty brown hair?

Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, Its natural.

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Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, Howd you get such cool green hair?

Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, Its natural.

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My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

How come?

When hes finished, your face is full of short cuts.

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Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness?

How about a few pounds of pig manure?

Will that cure my baldness?

No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice youre bald.

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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said, Ill have a shave and a shoe shine. The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.

She replied, Im married and my husband wouldnt like that.

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The cowboy said, Tell him your working overtime and Ill pay you the difference.

She said, You tell him. He is the one shaving you.

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With (what else?) hair jokes!

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I feel sad this video got missed by the SpamWOW mob so I will try to bump up your comment count a bit

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It's great that you've committed yourself to giving hair, definitely didn't FTBA

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Great video!

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Free charity ftw!

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Yay P4A!

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Awesome!

[jadeybeans]

Comments for awesome.

[1swankymama]

dftba

[doublewhitemocha]

Awesome charity.

[IHopeUDance20]

dftba!

[Shemarriedacloud]

I did this charity when I was little! Great video!

[jdakasf]

Go humans! Donate hair!

[ThisIsMissLys]

best wishes! and a great charity :D

[tito50]

DFTBA!! Love!! <3 #p4a

[princeword]

A most awesome video Kelli!!!!!!

cause you're awesome

[minimalismiskey]

FTW! DFTBA! Thanks for the video!

[crispyjoy37]

Project for awesome is the most fun youtube thing ever, and it is for a good cause. I find it wonderful!

[Mernie9]

rate, comment, favorite

[BeautifullyTragicUk]

Woop! Comment for Awesome!

[tammyforjc]

DFTBA !!!!

[lostismyconstent]

GOOD FOR YOU! DFTBA!!

[shaidydreamer]

Yay for locks of love! I've donated my hair twice- it's fun :)

(Also, thanks for watching and commenting on my vid!)

[ginnypottermusictv]

dftba!

[Schochr05]

dftba

[StorytimewithAlex]

Props out to my fellow LOLers!

[mexecutioner15]

great cause!

[hmq1982]

OK Kangakool- I'm with you! The hair comes off July 10th! (Maybe I'll even make a vid...?)

[hmq1982]

Thanks for making your vid! Worthy cause - DFTBA

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[Lokifan13]

DFTBA

[thecoloroffamily]

YEA! DFTBA

[JRamone266]

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DFTBA!

[amyes77]

dftba

[electricroar]

awesome!

[hominomi]

comment for awesome!!! both my sister's have done this, but i've never had enough hair. great cause tho!

[ktnewgirl]

CHARITY IS AWESOME!!

DFTBA!!!

[sspissu]

Thanks for Sharing!!! DFTBA!

[qu33n0fh3arts08]

awesome!

[gs371]

DFTBA, but I'm keeping my hair.

[ConfusedAngel666]

DFTBA

[MagnificentMegan]

I always wanted to do locks of love.

Great organization.

DFTBA!

[Cookstothester]

DFTBA I've donated hair twice before and plan to again very soon!

[jpottsie1]

This is a terrific cause. My friend always grows her hair out really really long, gets it cut, and donates it.

Great video! :)

DFTBA! :D x

[letsbeawesome]

DFTBA!

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[SBCentertainment]

This is a fantastic cause, well done!

[hmq1982]

Thanks for making your P4A vid! DFTBA!

[hmq1982]

I'm totally going to do this! I'll favourite your vid to keep it fresh in my mind.

[hmq1982]

I've been thinking about cutting my hair...

[hmq1982]

Great cause!

[jayda737]

I do well. How do you do?

thank you for the video. You didn't foget to be awesome!

[morgantonewv]

Feelin' the awesome!