Heavy Rain: Top 10 Censored Moments

[Hexrina]

1: 47 "Put your F**king *beep* up or I'll shoot...great censoring

[Zaccruehead]

Get ready for 3 mins and 42 seconds of references people under 12 or over 70 won't grt

[marixdella]

DAT TRUCK.

[Paigecatgirl0123]

U censered JAYDEN! NOOO

[TheRealKuha]

1:46 HAHAHAHHA LALWL!

[1990meteor]

congratulation, you just ruined my favourite game

but LOL, that's funny

[spawn22222]

lol 1:49 Put You're FUCKING *Censored* up or I'll shoot!

[CaptinSmilez]

7 best one

[DaMaisteri]

8 and 1 ftw!

[TheGunnarOst]

I had no choice . I ____ a man !

[Blubberblasengeist]

-Can I f*** you, sir?

-Oh, I hope so!

XDD

[RagingLife]

put your fuck up or ill shoot censor bar rasies awesome

[fletcher15453]

I laughed so hard that I *****

[SystemofaJake1]

damn i hate this game. i almost beat it with no body dying but then near the end when you play as that norman guy and you have to fight that black dude i fucked up. i tried to beat it again and fucked up. so then i just gave up on beating it the right way.

[waydej87]

LOl start it at 2:31 and laugh

[Woodhead626]

I was didn't get this. Most of the bleeps were just normal words and they wanted you to think it said something gay. This was the worst machinima I have ever seen. One of biggest fails at trying to make something funny.

[buggylee2698]

looks like SOPA did it again

[shadowhunter090]

:DDDD

[Tkdbigsteven]

"daiseis and work at macys"

thanks youtube for the best subtitiles ever

[JaceValm]

This is much funnier if you treat the bleeps as actual swear words.

[retrovertigo1000]

WHY THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK SHIT BALLS YOU BLEP OUT THE FUCKING SWEAR WORDS LIKE FUCKING FUCK SHIT

[TheWittyChappy]

NO WAY

[JakeSully115]

You dare upload this....

[ATemplarC2]

the line at @1:19 is even more disturbing and sad than the original one lol

[Rezliph]

*beep* this video!!! All the important words are censored! I don't know *beep*. mother*beep*!!! *beep* the people who made this *beep*!!!

[BLAHGUY126]

I loled at the second one. xD

[jmd620]

who is disliking this

[MrMysticous]

0:58 Best Part !!

[MrJovan104]

lol

[HyperSonic135]

MUNKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!

[gamer2276]

the dick knight rises

[xJackxSmurfx]

look stoma up on google images....

[vladfromyourtube]

@xJackxSmurfx thanks for the advice... i puked in my mouth

[Septimuspain]

@xJackxSmurfx wow. and i thought that rectal anal prolapse was bad.....

[roguetrooper96]

@xJackxSmurfx I find this awkward to masturbate to... almost as awkward as itv's loose women

[Jair254]

I cant say these are FTW moments... more like WTF moments for me.

[georgeyboyboy]

its a me mario ho ho!!!!

[rafael502]

I've never seen number 10. How do you unlock that scene?

[MisterHyper100]

Number 2 cracked me up. So random xD

[PTDarkSonic]

this is fuckin stupid really

[OMGitsDSypl]

i dont even knowwwww

[coolhalo5]

im gonna H**p you

[FreakySheva]

My Favorites:

"Put your dick up or I'll shot!"

Censored Car.

"I want to fuck Shawn Mars as much as you do!"

"Can I fuck you, sir?" "well, I hope so."

"I fucked a man... *cries* I had no choice!"

[TheStarFoxAnimations]

Can i F*** u sir ?

[Iamwar1000]

i cried on 2 and 1

[solidboss1000]

WTF? i need to clear my brain from shit.

[binladenshotbyusa]

3:05 wtf. "So you're gonna *beep* this shit right now!

[vspecialist]

Damnit! This was one of my favorite games ever! Now I'm gonna be laughing at this when I come across it again. Lol, oh well....can't take it out of my mind now. It was pretty funny though. =)

[Crysis5559]

top comments!!!

[mineCraf0]

I ****ed a man...

[ImJustWatchingSorry]

@mineCraf0 he had no choice .... understand ...

[blackstar9439]

@mineCraf0 i had no choice

[troizy]

@mineCraf0 shit happens

[anonymsomsjutton]

@mineCraf0 You nocked a man out? That's kinda rude.

[pugglenNCS]

no top comment...heres a worm ______

[SafasoTV]

@pugglenNCS that is the best worm ever.

[jagballe]

@pugglenNCS ~~~~~ A crawling worm :3

[RebbelReb]

I don't understand this

[XFlamelessXFireX]

i love how he bleeps most of the words at 2:02 - 2:04 but doesn't censor the word GOD DAMN! LOL

[shahoul1]

really funny vid and it seems like it took *censored* work

[flamesdemon19]

He dropped him unconcious with a dildo? O.o

[Lmpsquared]

1:33... I believe that is what is known as... "freeballing"

[Gobeldeg00p]

"Hurr Durr Diks r funneh"

[Mau5Boy5]

can someone please explain why this was all censored?? i'm confused

[PennanJr]

That wasn't funny at all.

[TrippyTheShroom]

i forgot how awesome heavy rain really was...

[KILL3R85]

SO YOUR GONNA S*** THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW! *censored dicks rise to both of their mouths* lolz

[MissiGNO000]

Can I fuck you sir?

Oh I hope so

O_O hahahahahahaaa xD

[Quentarus]

none of these were funny

[skynet091287]

@Quentarus Don't say you didn't at least smile at "I f....d a man! I had no choice!"

[Quentarus]

@skynet091287 Sorry, I didnt

[skynet091287]

@Quentarus Nah, it's alright... Humor differs from person to person after all! Personally, i like gay jokes :D

That's the great thing about having a gay brother, he tells them all the time!

[oloplol321]

whats with the fucking 69 gosh

[GamePlayer213P]

At 3:06 they didn't censor sh**

[metalpsychosocial043]

I FUCK THE MAN I HAD NO CHOICE ....I HAD NO CHOICE

[AshAsmodeus]

Wanna try a hard game ?? Go oldschoolstyle and try ADOM, now that was a hard game :P

[AshAsmodeus]

sorry if I offended ppl....yeah that's what you get with crazy dutchies who tend to get "emotional" when I see games I rly like get trashed like that.....and yeah I did notice they cut away all the "dick" moments.....but honestly

btw @sanke I got one of the original copies....pre-order them....did HoH with sword style....and no I didn't use the endless devil trigger costume, did do a lot of dodging and had a lot of close calls.....enjoyed the game nevertheless, never liked Virgil though....

[nicholaschenoweth]

Na na na na na nanananana censored mobile.

[ChrisObscuri]

Every censored moment is a dick or sexual, how do most of these latest ten comments not get that it's a joke?

[Frame0fMind]

this is terrible fuck this shit

[AshAsmodeus]

this is total Bull.....I own this game and none of these moments are cencored....

I'm also watching other tubes from the same makers and I must say; I'm sorry guys but Devil May cry 3 as hardest game ???? I've got tons of examples of where I actually own the game.....so either I'm a badass gamer...or the creators from these tubes haven't played a game in eons......Try Devil may Cry 3 again on Heaven or Hell mode....see how tough it can rly get (p.s. I completed the game on that diff)

[SankeEngelskrieger]

@AshAsmodeus

...OF COURSE NOT you dick... thinking about dick... how about you'd think about the word "dick" and watch the whole thing again. :D

And about DMC3... Yes it is hard as fuck. The first copys of DMC3 with the normal difficulty where like the heaven or hell in the second edition where you can play vergil too.Only that u couldnt kill with one shot.

and HoH is rediculous... gunslinger and ebony and ivory... there's like no way you can fail then.

[SankeEngelskrieger]

@AshAsmodeus

...OF COURSE NOT you dick... thinking about dick... how about you'd think about the word "dick" and watch the whole thing again. :D

And about DMC3... Yes it is hard as fuck. The first copys of DMC3 with the normal difficulty where like the heaven or hell in the second edition where you can play vergil too.Only that u couldnt kill with one shot.

and HoH is rediculous... gunslinger and ebony and ivory... there's like no way you can fail then.

[YoungHippie99]

@AshAsmodeus is funny because cencored isn't a word but censored is :) also you captialized bull for no reason :D

[TheSchweineferkel]

I am sorry, maybe this is a stupid question but: is this real? Are these moments really censored in the game?

[darksydeslayer7]

dick-mobile

[TheSpasticGamer09]

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[warriorbestow]

Wow... Why is the car censored? Is there a bunch of nude people in there that viewers DON'T want to see?

[suspensewriter2009]

Can I f**k you sir? Well, I hope so.

[DanManThePurple]

1:33 That's just too fucked up man, cmon.

[SankeEngelskrieger]

@DanManThePurple

That is just soooooooo wrong. :D

[hanfgamer]

Your *dick* is a serial killer...how manny people have to die until he stopps?.....yes...but hes still my *dick* ....you dont have *dick* you cant understand that xD

[MisterBroski]

LOL FUNNY

[MrPimmelfick]

what a waste of time

[kris4782]

can i fuck you sir? well i hope so XD

[Indiekingdom]

Last one was awesome.

[Indiekingdom]

Number 7 was so fucking funny... "I fucked a man...*cries*"!

[RiskyRodney]

HOLY SHIT! 666 dislikes!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh

[HypermysticsonicHMSX]

666 dislikes

[MegaMerdeux]

#7 , hahahahaha !! LOL , the best one

[sephiroth21347]

Number 5. roflmfao!

[Silwerzz]

"can i f*ck u sir?" "well i hope so..." LMFAO XD

[dunkman9595]

i thought this was gonna be serious at first. thank GOD it wasn't this shit made me laugh harder than my C***

[GothGamerGirl223]

i love this game its really good

[jokkepokke95]

Nr. 7

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD

[pikkisful]

why is this shit censored

[DeathTheKid2100]

@pikkisful because its not what they're saying, they're trying to make it look like there swearing.

[n00balert]

Meh... stupid me, always expecting sex-stuff when reading "censored"

[rhenz0404]

@n00balert look at the bottom of the suggestion side

[pepekart97]

Why so censored??

[Mayongo]

#7 made my day.

[kwashzaney2]

What is this game

[iKillZombies4fun115]

this list made me want to buy the game!

[uncharted3awesome]

"Can I **** you sir?" lol

[XBOX360rulesPS3]

Omg I almost died on 7

[11strelokfan1000]

1:17 LOLOLOL. Can't get enough of i!

[cool8888rox]

@11strelokfan1000

i swear man

[TheRazzian23]

3rd was the best.

[TheAlienEmbyro]

2:03 the booklet should of been censored.

[SystemFan20]

Only reason why I would dislike this is because there is no "Steve here..aaand Larson.." But I wont because this is funny :D

[PikaLoverTM]

HOW U CAN DISLIKE????

[ravenandshegofan1234]

03:13

DILDOS!!!!

[ravenandshegofan1234]

@vzooper and ive read enough naruto anime...KONAN IS FUCKIN ALIVE MOTHERFUCKERS

[MrDumpsta]

haha top comment has 69 thumbs ups

[cooolunderfire]

@MrDumpsta now 89 which is a porn site

[JoystickVids]

@MrDumpsta LOL

[MrAmbition774]

@MrDumpsta Heh its still a sex thing!

[Razorblade2511]

@MrDumpsta No it doesn't?

[xplatinumx15]

top 10 best dick jockes in one vid

[person1321]

Their bleeps are tall at the end

[4everJalice]

Um, did you just bleep random words to make it funny?

[minecraftfromfinland]

2:40 a giant censored bar!  thumbs up if you know what is under it........

[agent007199]

#6 wtf kid

[missthemissles]

Lol

[Idev721]

I was cracking up!

[android19willpwn]

Trololololololol

[chrischeckedin]

stupid

[vzooper]

ok okokokok oragami killer? ive played enough LA Noire to know where this is going....

[vincentthach]

WTF was the point of this video

[sudikai]

how does # 10 happen?

[dayaxzamban]

trololololololol

[ASmackOfJellyfish97]

You just ruined a perfectly awesome game....

[TheLadyMichealis]

W.T.FUUUUUUUUUUUU?

[suspensewriter2009]

Can I f**k you sir?

Well, I hope so.

I f**ked a man. I had no choice.

I'd be scared if a giant Censored sign crashed into my house.

[Jackmister72]

LOL THE KIDS DICK WAS STICKING OUT!!!

[caine898]

why is some one masturbating to the kid

[BrandonEGjesse]

Lmao " I fucked a man"

[Alankartambe1]

100 likes and i will helicopter dick in front of my hot teacher's house

[matt107717]

@Alankartambe1 make a video and i will make 100 accounts

[Alankartambe1]

@matt107717 i want 100 likes and i will make a vid

[aaroncoward]

HIS DICK IS DEAD

[AlexRider589]

Don't you hate it when a huge penis crashes into your game room?

[fatkiller1000]

i fucked the man... i had no choice 

[FawkkYoCouch]

Holy shit this actually made me cry

[FawkkYoCouch]

LMFAO

[CallMeEliteAlien]

Whats the game at 1.33 ?

[alletsplays]

@CallMeEliteAlien its all heavy rain derp

[Spyxdragon]

@CallMeEliteAlien heavy rain derp

[TheAsassin56]

2:42 XD

[Imthechocolateman14]

Lol

[troglodyto]

worst video

[darkdave1998]

the best one was nº9

[tidhelson]

What!? My Dick is... (1:11)

[DAREAL312]

@zaakknight. No shit

[RossNJay]

:L, That is all i can say!

[zaakknight]

This isn't real because this is a montage

[TheJamesDM]

YOU´RE GONNA SUCK THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!